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7 November 2010 2270 comments
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If ever a game summed up a player, surely Sunday’s match between West Brom and Manchester City showed us all the two sides of City’s prodigious striker Mario Balotelli. The Italian rewarded the faith of his manager with two goals in six minutes in only his second start in the Premier League. Unfortunately for Mancini, Balotelli made the transformation from hero to villain with a straight red card in the second-half for a reckless kick during a tangle with Youssouf Mulumbu.

Todays dismissal highlighted Balotelli’s addiction to controversy and for Fantasy Football Managers was the equivalent of an espresso at the end of a drunken meal. Certainly it would have made many managers wary of bringing in a striker who, whilst has obvious talent, still has a hot headed fieriness. Temperamental players are the last thing the majority of Fantasy Football managers want or need.

This game and the display of Balotelli served to ease the pressure which had been building on manager Roberto Mancini who has been looking to stop a run in which had City lost their last three games. Mancini was clearly happy with his strikers performance;

“For me, Mario Balotelli played very well. The referee should not have given a red card, absolutely not. It’s possible we may appeal.”

That will be promising to the ears of those who are looking to bring in the fiery Italian. However it is worth remembering that frivolous appeals can often lead to extended cautions so City, and FPL’s finest will need to tread carefully.

The inclusion of the Italian saw James Milner dropped to the bench and increased the rotation risk around the Manchester City team. From an attacking perspective it is nearly impossible to determine the line-up for the Citizens and going forward investment in Manchester City midfielders and attackers, bar talismanic captain Carlos Tevez, is becoming more of a minefield. Caution and patience is recommended.

Unfortunately this is not something that 1,282 managers displayed this afternoon. That is the amount (and rising at time of writing) who knee-jerkingly transferred in Balotelli today. A large number of those did so during the game. If ever there was a test case in why you shouldn’t do your transfers early then this was it.

-Elsewhere Liverpool overcame champions Chelsea with a first half performance from Fernando Torres which reminded us all why he is so revered throughout the world. Two goals, the second a sublime curling effort, proved too much for Chelsea at Anfield and served to open up the title race. It also exposed how Chelsea struggle without their big hitters Lampard, Essien and Drogba. It was no coincidence that their performance improved in the second half with the introduction of the Ivorian, but for those who have the big striker in their team, a single point was a disappointing return.

Overall this week served up its fair share of headaches, underperformance of key players and low scores across the board. Thankfully we only have two days before the next Gameweek comes along.

  1. Mourinho factor
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    this indicates that Nani is out for wednesday
    is it time to sell or hold i have a 20 point gap to cover
    http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12040_6492382,00.html

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      smeone posted that before

      SAF likes to lie

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      1. Syd.
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        dont believe a word of it.. old red nose is up to his old tricks again

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  2. Screaming Midget
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    An interesting season so far... the cheaper purchases are offering much better value than most of the big guns... Carroll vs Drogba for instance... no contest.

    Adam vs Fabregas... no contest.

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    1. HST
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      I know, i could field a stronger side than my current one on form and have about £20mil left over in the bank.

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      1. Screaming Midget
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        Haha I know me too... it's crazy.

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        1. Mr DNA
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          Yep. Purely on form:

          Friedel / Mignolet
          Ridgewell / Coleman / Vidic / Cole / Kyrgiakos
          Nolan / N’Zogbia / Cahill / Nasri / Dempsey
          Ameobi / Carroll / Davies

          Yours for £91.5m

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  3. AMZ
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    My team
    Hart Al-Habsi
    Ashley Elmo Coleman Jara Dann
    N’zog Fabs Albrighton Arteta Bale
    Caroll Drogba Odem

    Have 3.8 million in the bank. Already made one transfer. Anyone think i should use the extra money this week and take a 4 point hit or wait til next week? hmmmm..

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    1. AMZ
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      And if so, who to get in?

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    2. Screaming Midget
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      Can you field 11 players with nice potential?

      If so - wait.

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      1. AMZ
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        Not sure about N'zogbia though? is he a keeper for the next few weeks? Liverpool next..

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        1. Screaming Midget
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          lol you keep the Zog. 3 nice in the next 5.

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  4. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    I am a liverpool fan

    Can I just say that I am overjoyed at how we have turned things round

    I AM F*CKING ECSTATIC

    That is all

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    1. Syd.
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      lucas is a legend

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      1. Goose
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        Lucas was quality today, glad he got 3 baps.

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      2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        I've never said a bad thing about him.... lol

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    2. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      lol

      im genuinely happy for hodgson i think hes a terrific manager and liverpool deserved the win today

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    3. SuperDorrans
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      I am a West Brom fan and I'd rather die than be a Man City supporter. Disgraceful team, who act around the picture like they've won everything, dive, cheat, protest with the ref after Balotelli kicks our player and gets sent off.

      CHEATS!

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      1. Syd.
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        yeah.. west brom 3 players sent off in there last 2 games.. they are a lovely bunch 🙂

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      2. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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        erm

        jara comes to mind

        was he high wen he made that tackle?

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        1. SuperDorrans
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          We didn't protest though. Must of seen Man City players today.

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    4. Declan
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      Its all down to the americans 😉

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      1. AMZ
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        Man City should be taken out of the premiership? anyone with me? haha

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          aye

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          1. King Yid
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            replace with Rangers lol

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            1. Syd.
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              yeah them glasgow fans did themselves proud..

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              1. Gnu
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                What the hell is your problem with Scotland?

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                1. Syd.
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                  rangers fans destroying manchester and the other have unfurling that lovely banner yesterday.. nice bunch

                  but granted when they put on the scotland top they seem to change to quite a likeable lot

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                  1. Gnu
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                    Fair dinkum, but your pop at Scottish football being a joke for 25 years was a tad ott.

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                  2. Syd.
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                    the point i was making is once aberdeen stop challenging for the title it became a bit tedious and thats why alot of people have lost interest in it.. just take a look at it now, half empty grounds and the same 2 clubs winning year in year out..

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    5. The Real Big Vern
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      turned things around? One match does not make a good season

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      1. AMZ
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        Come on now give Liverpool a bit of credit.. It hasn't been just one match.. Won their last 4 matches.. Blackburn, Bolton, Napoli now Chelsea. i would call that a significant turnaround after their awful start.

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  5. Syd.
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    those birds on strictly are fit as fook..

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      haha i dont have time to watch such shows
      football and work takes up all my time

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  6. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    the trick in getting anywhere in this game is to get on wagons when theyre leaving the station gents, not halfway across india and youre hanging off the side of it, dehydrated with a dose of Delhi belly and some heroic clinger's
    tikka-masallan arse-belches wafting up your nostrils...

    Join me in a civilised manner on Tuesday at the embarkation point, ive slipped the station master a couple of rupees, ive got a cooler full of acidophilus milk, and a bag full of fab-uless hang sangwiches..

    All aboard the Hunt to Fabs express gentlemen. There's the option of a Hernandez to tevez upgrade available for all aboard. Tickets are cheap, rewards are great, passengers are sparse, and with a bit of coleman's mustard this wednesday, and Stephen in the Hunt, the sangiches will have an extra bit of bite to them.

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      *feck..i mean fabs to Hut express 🙂

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        *feck..i mean fabs to Hunt express 🙂

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        1. Screaming Midget
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          or Jarvis.

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      2. Gnu
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        How you getting on with the sandwich spelling, 2 good attempts there!

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          hat was menat to be spelled rong you f**king halfwit

          Gnu, Yes 🙂

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      3. Syd.
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        RBJ did you bang your head today?

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    2. Declan
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      I take it everybody is smoking heroin on the Fabs to Hunt express.....

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      1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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        i dno

        i agree get rid of fabs

        but to hunt???....

        no chance.....im doin fabs > nzogbia/brunt

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        1. Declan
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          Agreed Fabs has to go, but not until saturday for me...

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          1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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            i cant see him gettin much against wolves really

            but im nt takin a 8point hit to get rid

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      2. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        I don't understand why when milijas has been the best player by a country mile vs Chelsea,Man city, and United!

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      3. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        no, but you can bring your own.

        listen alot of you are noobs to the extreme. so i dont expect you to understand.

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        1. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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          *cue the sound of one hand clapping*

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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            yes ok (you nutcase)

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            1. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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              you should go piss some more money away mate, that's if you can afford to.

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  7. NeatBourbon
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    my 3rd lowest points scoring week this week actually got me my highest weekly ranking. Strange week. Have two freebies this week and haven't got a clue

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  8. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    WHERE THE F*CK IS TOMMY K?!

    Are you here you arsehole-eating SOB?!

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    1. Countryside Ram
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      strong words there?

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        it will all become clear when he shows up!

        I hope he has his knife and fork ready

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  9. applebonkers
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    where is david silva's assist? yaya toure was not even involved in the move!

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    1. Countryside Ram
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      sky live scores gave it to yaya. not seen it though.

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      1. applebonkers
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        me neither, which is perhaps setting me up for egg on my face, but the reports on the man city website seem to make it pretty clear silva played in balotelli over the top and he did the rest. not even a mention of yaya

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        1. Marknlard
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          15 years, 1 month ago

          The Guardian says:

          "Balotelli, showing great upper-body strength, then held off Gabriel Tamas to control David Silva's through-ball and score the second with a shot on the turn from just inside the penalty area."

          So fingers crossed on the Silva assist being given.

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      2. applebonkers
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        in fact i feel a bit of a bellend for desperately claiming something i haven't even seen. i will be looking out for who set up kevin davies' first goal yesterday and who set up baloteeli's secong today on MOTD2.

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  10. Elts
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    so whats the views please on chelseas defence eg who the nailed on and future starters will be? I have Cashley and Bosw at present, though am tempted to swap B to Alex though ...

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    1. Screaming Midget
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      Alex over Cashley ... Bos I think will only play vs teams Chelsea are aiming to hammer.

      Decent teams and especially away, he won't start.

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      1. Elts
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        Thanks King.

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        1. King Yid
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          15 years, 1 month ago

          Not happy with that...........cos just did OShea to Bos 🙁

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          1. Screaming Midget
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            15 years, 1 month ago

            He could start the next 2 home games though... both nice.

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      2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        alex over cashley? have you seriously got mental problems, or do you just want people to get players you have?

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        1. Screaming Midget
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          15 years, 1 month ago

          Listen nob rash... Alex is better than Cole re: Value... so stop being an idiot.

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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            BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAH

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            1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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              RBJ

              were not all rich you know if you cant afford cashley and u still want a pretty much guaranteed starter who takes free kicks u go to alex

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              1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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                agreed there of course, but from the stat, or up to a couple of weks ago, it was cashly. cashly will outscore alex by 30 or 40 this season, its jsut about putting a proce on them points i spose

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      3. Pat Mustard
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        I think Bos will start Wed.

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        1. Elts
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          Thats what is making me hold off, just frustrtaed with the risk .. I think he will start .. though thought that with a few of my team this week!

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  11. The Holy One
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    So deadline at 19.30. We should know the lineup in both games then?

    Would help alot.

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  12. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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    fabregas/drogba the overpriced guys made me thinking we need a guy like this in football

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4o-TeMHys0

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    1. Adz_25
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      The wages are too damn high & the ticket prices are too damn high !!!

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  13. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    Singing show.

    the competition is about singing.

    some of the presenters are popstars.

    the contestants mime on stage.

    Cheryl cole mimes for her new single.

    People accept it and watch it and dont complain.

    Humanity is utterly, utterly, baffling.

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    1. Stat virgin
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      I complain constantly whenever I'm forced to watch it thank you very much

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    2. andy85wsm
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      I love the amount of people that watch it just to complain. If you don't like it don't watch it.

      and no girlfriend excuses!

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        but that is the reason.

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    3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      i complain

      but then i don't watch it

      and to imply that the people who watch it fall under the banner of 'humans' is just plain wrong

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        lol

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    4. HST
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      People who like the X Factor are basically admitting their life is shit.

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      1. BONZ
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        Erindoors is banished to the bedroom to watch any such rubbish - fkin garbage, fkin stick radio on - or buy a cd!!

        She be on fone then 2hours talking about it......i dont mind as free to watch proper tv (barca 2nd half good show) but christ lazy wench wont get off er ass to make me apple crumble & custard!!

        And there is one with fkin dancing aswell - why does anyone care is Calzaghe can do the cha cha - he's was a boxer, can knock people out - i care not aboyt his dance tekkers!!! Yet cos he was a sportsman - she thinks it OK to talk to me about his "routine"....... 🙁

        OY Liverpool just beat Chelsea I'm still exstatic..please no mo shat talk!

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  14. Sarri-ball
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Worth doubling up on chelsea defenders cole-terry for 2 gameweeks salcido-terry then get terry out gw14. or go salcido-Konchesky

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      with cole terry

      ur gna have one high priced defence

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      1. Sarri-ball
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        yep but just for the 2 gameweeks as think chelsea could keep 2 cleansheets just not sure if worth gamble incase fulham or sunderland score

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    2. HST
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      I have Alex and Cole for these 2 fixtures then I will probably swap Alex for a utd defender for their plum home fixtures.

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      1. Sarri-ball
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        thinking bout maybe the same sorta swap after the 2 gameweeks. maybe a oshea,brown cause want coin for chamakh-vanpersie.

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  15. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    i really don't knwo what to do about my fpl team, this period of uncertainty and strange points scoring is testing me, and i'm failing

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    1. TommyK
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      BTW I had assumed drogba/essien would be playing when I made that promise.... 😀

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        EVERYONE READ THIS

        During a conversation between the 2 of us the other day:

        Tommy K- "When this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious sh*t..." says:
        November 3 at 9:24 pm
        No offence mate, but if Liverpool beat Chelsea this weekend, I’ll eat my own arsehole…

        DO YOU WANT KETCHUP WITH THAT MISTER?!

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        1. TommyK
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          Yawn......

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            15 years, 1 month ago

            all this shit you talk then... where will that come out of once you've eaten your ring piece?

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        2. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          15 years, 1 month ago

          Bahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha ohohahahahhahahaohhoooohahahaahahohhoha
          Get munching.

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          1. TommyK
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            TBH I couldn't be more pleased about liverpool winning- shows those doubters that united are the real title contenders...

            (P.S. I had my fingers crossed- honest!)

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              i don't want utd to win either though for obvious record-related reasons

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        3. AP
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          lol

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          1. TommyK
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            thank god cheatharit/jamsiep is still sulking, he'd have a field day with this....

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              why is he sulking?

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              1. TommyK
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                Supports chelski/ his team did awfullly.... 😀

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        4. HST
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          Eat them gruff nuts sir.

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    2. Bareth Garry
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      stick with it man ...

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  16. Countryside Ram
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    so berbatov to piqouionne? good move? will leave me with £4.4m in the bank, and i've no idea what id do with it all.

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    1. Darth Wenger
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      Thinking along those exact lines too

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  17. Attila the Bum
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    Green Peppers V Red Tomatoes
    He Man V Skeletor
    Early Bird V Worm
    Girl in Catsuit V Girl not in Catsuit (good lad Andy C)
    Toffs V Proles
    Members V Non Members

    What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
    Familiar in his mouth as household words-
    Shyted the King, Jamsiep and Soup or Man,
    Attila and Dribbler, Turbodog and Boss Hogg -
    Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
    This story shall the good man teach his son;
    And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
    From this day to the ending of the world,
    But we in it shall be remembered-
    We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
    For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
    Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
    This day shall gentle his condition;
    And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
    Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
    And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
    That fought with us Members upon Saint Crispin's day.

    The Members were roundly crushed last week under the Communist heel of the Non Members. Lamentations rang throughout the land (well my head) at the tragedy. However this week maybe the fickle hand of fate is pointing in another direction.
    It was an all time low scoring week as many would have suspected. Yes Don was a shining beacon of hope for the Members with a solid score of 50, matched by the erratic reply of Green Dreams who also scored 50. The cumulative scores are as follows....

    .............drum roll.............

    MEMBERS 629 V 572 NON MEMBERS

    Huzzah huzzah huzzah! Although a low scoring skirmish the Members managed not to do as poorly as the Non Members adding a welcome 57 to the overall score, which now stands at

    MEMBERS 10236 V 10127 NON MEMBERS

    The Members have an overall lead now of 109 points. Thanks all for playing and remember to tune in mid-week for a Battle Royale.

    PS St.Crispin's day was actually Oct 25th, but never mind you get the point. 🙂

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    1. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Great stuff attila- you should compose one for the Toon's heroic last stand today... 😉

      (fecking Collocini and williamson denied my fabs hattrick!)

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        That was the best rear-guard action since I booked the wrong sort of cruise. I would have thought Boys Only meant no women interrupting our football discussions until I met Rodger the Cabin Boy and Seaman Staines.

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      2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        YORUE A WANTED MAN , SEE ABOVE TOMMY (be afraid, be very afraid!)

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        1. TommyK
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          I think Dan's obsession with my arse hole goes beyond a healthy passing interest....

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            I will be sad to see it go...

            down your throat

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              1. TommyK
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                Is that a a photo of you attila? If so I need some advice on the mechanics of that position.... 😛

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              2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
                • 15 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                that's our tommy alright

                he's had the arsehole and is going for the colon for dessert

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          2. applebonkers
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            tommy about your 'rock out with your wok out' apron idea. when the patent comes through i think you need to send the first one manufactured to katie

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            1. TommyK
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              lol- he/she/it would not be ammused....

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            2. Marknlard
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              What is the latest with Katie? Any appearances since being outed as a photo-stealer?

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              1. Damo.
                • 15 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                Rewind. What happened?

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                1. TommyK
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  15 years, 1 month ago

                  Person on here claimed she was a woman and that the photo of her in her gravatar was actuallly her- someone then found that photo on the internet and proved it wasn't. Cue major katie sulk-fest....

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                  1. Damo.
                    • 15 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    No way :-D. I fcukin knew that wasn't her. How did they find it. Is she even in france. Where can I find the killer blow.

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                  2. TommyK
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    Someone found it on facebook- not sure how. TBH I think most sensible people realise that wasn't her/him in that gravatar....

                    For one the photography/lighting was far too professional......

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                  3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
                    • 15 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    hahah really?

                    who is the girl whose photo i was wanking over then?

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                  4. Marknlard
                    • 16 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    DF, check out the next page for the linky.

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    2. Declan
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      excellent...

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    3. Daffy
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Ha , very impressive . Can I keep the king nickname? Keep up the good work

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Cheers lad, you can keep it until the next GW starts 🙂

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  18. Pat Mustard
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Any news on VDV?

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  19. danisrob
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Any reason not to do Berba to Tevez?

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      probly not

      sounds like a idea..im thinkin of bringing in tevez next week neway

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    2. Elts
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      have done it

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  20. Super-Hans
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Could you guys give me some advice;
    thinking of doing K.Toure to Alex, since he was going to be on my bench against Manu anyway. And then Mummy to Kolarov the next week if he becomes a regular?
    cheers.

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      toure > alex yes

      mummy > kolarov no

      im not gettin rid of mummy..sunderland are usually good in defending and mummy is plyin in midfield so can get assists/attacking bonus

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      1. Screaming Midget
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Mummy is a keeper mate.. for sure.

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    2. Tim
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Don't waste your time on either of them changes.

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      1. Super-Hans
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        ok...maybe find some other way to get Kolarov in, but he has some difficult fixtures coming up.

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        1. Tim
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Get kolo out, Kolerov, waste of time.

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  21. Tim
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    49 points and im delighted. Amazing how things can change.

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  22. Screaming Midget
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    I'm saying this for anyone reading... As things stand I think Alex is better value than Ashley Cole... I don't have either at the moment.

    My defence is: Coleman Mummy Simpson Dann Alcaraz

    Cole costs 8.3 and has 66 points... Alex costs you 6.2 and has scored 42... he's better VALUE. If you have 8.3 spare and you wish to spend it all on a defender than of course Cashley is the one to go for... but this game is about value.

    I had someone question my mental state as I like to take value into the game - not a bad mental state to be in!

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    1. RedNev
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      You have a point there mate. I'm seriously considering selling cole.

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      1. Screaming Midget
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Mummy and Coleman are the 2 Im happy to be holding... both superb value.

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      2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        you should never ever sell that f**ker unless hes injured for a long time. he's the best defender in FPL, no doubt about it. ive had him from the star mind you, so easier for me

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        1. GREENDREAMS11
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          roy did you catch that post earlier re liverpool bet ?

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            no! do tell

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            1. GREENDREAMS11
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              you like a long shot. liverpool 80/1 to win prem, highly unlikely i think, but, 1/3 the odds for 2nd place. 27/1. they've had their worst start in 60 years but have already played, chelseas, arsenal, united and city away and away to everton in the derby. they are only 8 points behind united and that could easily be just 5 come tuesday, whas your thoughts

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              1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
                • 16 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                very very interesting mate, i say do it. ill have a more detailed look at that myself tomorrow

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              2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
                • 15 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                i'm having some of that tomorrow for 2nd place

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    2. The Real Big Vern
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      But Cashley has 24 points more than Alex, so there is the extra worth. If you go by your arguement then you would buy a defender at 2m less than Alex, who has scored 24 points less than Alex?

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    3. HST
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      You are not factoring pitch minutes into that equation so it is flawed.

      Cole is a nailed on starter, Alex is a roatation risk if only a slight one but it's enough to make Cole a better buy.

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  23. RedNev
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Will Essien,Malouda play midweek?

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  24. Luke
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Best option for a MID under £5m to be put in in a couple of weeks (already got Albrighton)

    Barton?
    Jonas?
    Ferguson?

    Already have Castle cover in Carroll and nothing with Brum, should that matter?

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    1. DonkeysDontWinDerbies
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      barton

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    2. Countryside Ram
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      id say barton.

      ferguson got 0 goals and 0 assists last season

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    3. Screaming Midget
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Nolan.

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      1. Screaming Midget
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Sorry... possibly Albrighton or Barton.

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        1. Luke
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Cheers guys, confirmed it for me Henderson to Barton 🙂

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  25. danisrob
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Who to bench this week out of Nolan, N Zogbia, Albrighton and Bent?

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    1. DonkeysDontWinDerbies
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      albrighton but if bent out no need!

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    2. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      bent? he might miss out anyway and do you a favour. MOTD said flu, other sources say hamstring strain

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  26. DonkeysDontWinDerbies
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    3 weeks of ridiculous scoring has seen me go down quicker than drogba in the penalty box.

    TEAM LINKED

    thinkin of Berb + Hernandez OUT

    to put in?

    A Carroll + Tevez
    B Torrez + carroll

    What you think?

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    1. danisrob
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Tevez for me. Torres has burned me too many times.

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    2. RedNev
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      City have good fixtures coming up Tevez is a must buy imo.

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    3. pat timmins
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      torres for next 3 GW then get King Carlos

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  27. Back to Back Ballacks
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    i just powered my way into the last 32 of da scout cup,beating a guy 915 overall,YEAH!!!!!!!!!.,,when's the draw,when's the draw!!!!?????

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  28. MMK
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Does anyone know why Silva haven't got any points for the assist he made ?

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    1. Countryside Ram
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      they went to yaya. not seen it though

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    2. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      was given to yaya toure

      im waiting for MOTD to confirm wtf happened

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      1. MMK
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        But is it right to belong to yaya ?
        Please fill me in because I coudn't watch the match..
        Cheers mate

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  29. Countryside Ram
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    is berba to piq a good move? id have 4.4m spare afterwards. but not sure what i would do with it.
    any suggestions?

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    1. pstokes2010
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      this yr is proving u dont have to spend every penny to do well.iv brougth piq in for dembele,i expect around 15 points in d next 2 games

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    2. Screaming Midget
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      It's a move I'm thinking of.

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  30. Alan:''Where'…
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Any been to T in the Park here? Looking for some advice? Just leave email here or something!

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      i went to T4 in the park when chipmunk and rihanna played it was pretty slick

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        ma name is chip diddy chip

        i don't ever tolerate lip diddy lip

        quite...

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      2. Alan:''Where'…
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Can you post email here? Mine is xaguero-on-topx@hotmail.co.uk ???

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      3. Damo.
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Woah! Don't go too crazy man, I heard T in the park is one crazy gig

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        1. Alan:''Where'…
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Really? Why shouldn't I go too crazy haha 😛

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      4. HST
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        That explains your typing style then.

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        1. Alan:''Where'…
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          What?

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