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Gameweek 3 saw some exciting progress across the qualifying groups . We are now starting to get a real idea of which teams will be going through to the next stage of the tournament and who might fall at the qualifying stage. Nobody has been knocked out yet but a few nations are now on thin ice.

Gameweek 3 Review

The average team score for this week was 300 points. There were some close ties in the CONMEBOL region this week which kept us all guessing. In particular was the match between Peru and Ecuador, with the Peruvians  narrowly edging out a win by one point, which ended 302 and 301 respectively. The ties of Brazil v Bolivia, Tahiti v Bhutan, Mexico v Jamaica and Zambia v Tanzania were all decided by a margin of less than 5 points.

The biggest win of the week was for the Cayman Islands who beat Canada by a whopping 84 points in a match that ended 309 to 225.

Costa Rica, India, Singapore, Wales, Netherlands and Zambia are all maintaining a 100% record but these teams are not safe and sound yet.

In contrast, things are starting to look tricky for Brazil, USA, Barbados, UAE, Sri Lanka, France, San Marino and Ivory Coast who all still maintain a 100% record of losing. Again, your future is still in your  hands at this point but you all need to start winning!

The Luckiest Team Award goes to Zambia, who scraped a win with only 275 points (25 points below average) and left them top of their group with a 100% record.

The Unluckiest Team Award goes to Italy, who lost their tie against Israel despite scoring a whopping 329 points. This would have been enough to win all but 6 ties this week.

The Worst Benching Decision goes to the game between San Marino and Iceland. This match was an example of how not to decide your bench with the 2 highest scoring benches of the week. San Marino benched Spectrum and his whopping 70 points. If Sess! had been benched instead, they would have won the match! Their opponents Iceland benched their own monster haul as Gilli Gold racked up the highest bench total of the week at 77 points.

Meanwhile, the Presser Award for Gameweek 3 Goes to Johnny Orphan from team Poland for his excellent take on Eminem’s “Lose Yourself”.

I would also like to give an honourable mention to Diva, who as a member of FIFFSA, is not eligible for the award but every week comes up with fantastic press conferences which enlighten the world into the inside workings of FIFFSA and team Seychelles.

Keep the pressers up! There are so many excellent contributors which have yet to win awards.If you haven’t submitted one before why not submit one this week? We are still waiting for Iceland to submit one based upon a Peter Andre advert!

Gameweek 4 Preview

There are lots of exciting ties upcoming this week and some teams should be able to secure their spots in the first round proper of the tournament.

Eyecatching fixtures fixtures include a make or break tie for pointless USA against the competition’s top scorers  Costa Rica.

Another interesting tie is Zambia versus the Ivory Coast. Zambia are the only team in the CAF region with a 100% record whereas Ivory coast have yet to register a point. However,  things are closer than they appear as Ivory Coast have only scored 2 less than Zambia over the duration of the tournament and must feel quite aggrieved to be without a win.

In Uefa group C there is a must win clash between San Marino and Republic of Ireland, with San Marino languishing at the foot of the table without a win. It is also an important match for Republic of Ireland as they have only got 4 points so far. This is a real 6 pointer at this stage of qualification.

A more detailed summary of this can be found on the player history tab which includes the rank history of every player in the tournament at our team sheets and tables spreadsheet.

Housekeeping

Firstly, we would like to clear something up as there has been a degree of confusion across our articles which came  to light this week. It was stated  in our article that the auto subbing policy would automatically bench the sixth player of each team if we did not hear from the respective team’s Captain/Vice Captain before the deadline. However, our charter states that your previous week’s benched player will be benched. This was an administrative error and I thought it best to resolve it this week.

As the sixth player was perceived to be the auto benched player, we will continue in this fashion and amend the charter respectively.

Secondly, we would like to address the matter of the deadline for submitting in your substitute. This is 2300 GMT on the Friday night. We are still receiving many mails after this time so please be punctual. This is due to the fact that, as we start adding substitutes to the spreadsheet, which all teams have access to, any late submissions could potentially have an unfair advantage.

Any future substitutions sent  to us after 2300 GMT will not be accepted and your 6th player will be benched. No Exceptions!

Further Information

A quick reminder of the format. Each Gameweek teams will pick a team of five players to go head to head with their opposite nation. The match will then be decided by the aggregate score of each teams’ Gameweek scores after hits have been accounted for. This week’s games can be found here.

Captains are required to submit their team sheets to fiffsa.exec@gmail.com by 2300 (GMT) by the Friday of each Gameweek otherwise their sixth player will be automatically benched.

Live scorecards will be up shortly before the early kick-off on Saturday at our score centre spreadsheet.

If you have any further queries, feel free to ask below in the comments or email us at: fiffsa.exec@gmail.com

Enjoy the tournament; this is the FIFFSA 5-A-Side World Cup. Accept no imitations.

As a final request, please do try and keep FIFFSA 5-A-Side chat to the comment sections of our articles.

The FIFFSA Executive Committee – President Sepp Balders, VP BabyB, VP Jaffalicious!, VP Diva, VP Blue Lion and Secretary General Jerome Cheeseoid.

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  1. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Colombia

    Vardy 2
    Willian 2
    Hazard

    Argentina

    16

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Because of Begovic on the bench

      1. LeBron - King of Argentina
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        No Hazard now 🙂

        1. LeBron - King of Argentina
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 12 months ago

          Vardy scored, we are fecked...

    2. Az
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Going to be close this!

    3. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      I think we won 🙂

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        🙁

      2. Az
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        I'm scared you've got your maths wrong haha

  2. Prøphet
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    USA USA USA

    1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Booo! Booo! Booo!

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Korean for dogmeat?

  3. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Hazard off secures victory for Team Cuba

    SOMOS CUBANOS

    1. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      *Vardy goal

      Hazard wouldn't have made any difference 😉

      SOMOS CUBANOS

    2. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Are we top of the group now? 😛

      1. Reedy
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Perhaps! Gonna be close 🙂

  4. John t penguin
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Hang on let me do the maths
    Hazard 1 point x 3 is....... Errrr ehm
    Is it 27?

    1. Konig Luther
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      🙁 incredible

      13pts difference atm (pre bonus)

  5. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    I think the time has come for San Marino to finally celebrate a victory 😀

    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Comngratulations

    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      I'm late to the Vardy!!!

      1. Diva
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        There ain't no Vardy like a Jamie Vardy.

        1. The_Socca_Philosopha
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 12 months ago

          There ain't no party like a Vardy party

  6. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    I have lost track anyone want to tell me the current status for the Seychelles? I think we must just about still be in the lead. Certainly if Leicester keep the clean sheet

      • 12 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      We need to keep the clean sheet or get another Vardy goal

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Bugger

        1. Diva
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 12 months ago

          Cheese, if your analysis on the last page is accurate, I think the Seychelles have won by 1 point (assuming 3BP for Mahrez and 2BP for Vardy).

            • 12 Years
            9 years, 12 months ago

            Come on Vardy BAPS!!!

            1. Diva
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 12 months ago

              Yes, we need those bonus points. FFF were giving him 2, but I see Remy and Pedro have the same BPS score... Nailbiting finish!

              1. Cheeseoid
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 13 Years
                9 years, 12 months ago

                The problem with so many on the same BPS is if they sneak ahead of Vardy he will probably not even get the one BAP. A draw in this match would not be terrible. We need to keep Zimbabwe behind us

                1. Diva
                  • 11 Years
                  9 years, 12 months ago

                  Yep. Bit amazed Remy reached that score in just 26 mins compared to Vardy's 87. The yellow card didn't help, obviously.

  7. Jose's Magic Omelette
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Ahh the joys of fantasy football. Depressing result for me as a Chelsea fan but...

    FORÇA PORTUGAL!

    Take that Scotland!

    1. Konig Luther
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Parabéns

      1. Jose's Magic Omelette
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Commiserations. Hope you guys progress anyway as you're always active on here!

        1. John t penguin
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 12 months ago

          Well done
          Thought it was going to work out even after wimp boy hazard walked out
          At least the bench choice didn't matter for us after that remy goal

          1. djenzio
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 12 months ago

            no you know how it feels to be San Marino!

    2. Costa's Counsellor
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Yeah!

      Have we qualified yet JMO?

      And are you going to bench yourself next week..? 😉

      1. Jose's Magic Omelette
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        No some way off being qualified yet, even the teams with 100% records so far haven't qualified!

        This week we face Finland to decide who will be top of the group for the Christmas break!

        If we win against Finland then the only way we will be able to go out would be on FPL points scored. For that to happen we would then have to to lose our two matches after Christmas and the teams below in the group would have to make up the gap of about 80 less FPL points scored over the tournament so far.

  8. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!__________ Yeeeeeeeees!

    Congratulations Comrades on our superfluous Victory over the Pirate Emirates.

    Drinks are on me in Propaganda Village tonight. Scottish Whiskey!

    🙂 🙂 🙂

    1. Rolls-Royce
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Finally some respite for North Korea.

  9. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Whack out your calculators.

    1. Diva
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Whose got the biggest score?

        • 12 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Wait till we've all seen baps before calling it

        1. Diva
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 12 months ago

          I'm calling nothing. Now I know what it's like for a boxer awaiting the judges' score on a very close contest. 😕

  10. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    I may be wrong but assuming Mahrez gets 3 baps and Vardy gets 2 then Seychelles should win by 1 point

    1. Diva
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      See above. 😉

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Whoops.

        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 12 months ago

          We may get a mention in the article for closest finish.

  11. John t penguin
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Hopefully everyone has at least one win now
    Makes a difference to the traffic if more people still involved

    1. BabyB
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Yeah, surprised how quiet it's been.

      I'd have thought extra players would increase chat but it's like the extra players have reduced rivalries between The regulars. Shame really.

      Just glad we have avoided losing all our games 🙂

      1. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        This I think.

    2. Bibelnissen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      I think we just eliminated Brazil tbh

      1. Hobolicious
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Team Peru marching on!

        1. Bibelnissen
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 12 months ago

          VAMOS

  12. djenzio
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Big day today. San Marino finally get some points on the board!!

    don't know what's stranger, San Marino winning or Chelsea fight a relegation battle at Christmas..

    • 12 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Vardy's got the BAPS!

        • 12 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        You need to use this gif more. Too late to join Colombia?

    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Could you double check my calculation please. This may be the highlight of the season so far.

  13. Boris Bodega
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Not official yet, but looks like Team France finally have a win

  14. Bibelnissen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    After seeing Hazard go out early and Vardy grabbing a goal, we feared for our 27 point lead, but in the end we managed to squeeze out yet another victory by (according to my calculations) a 12 point margin to give us three out of four victories and joint top of the CONMEBOL table. Well played to Brazil, feel sorry for you guys still being on zero points.

    Preparations for the very important top of the table clash with Bolivia starts now. Would be lovely to enter the break with 12p.

    1. Elvy
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Team Bolivia looks forward to the Llama Derby. Bring it on.

  15. Dinamo Drachma
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Yes! Yes! Yes!
    Win for team Greece thanks to Riyad Mahrez!

    1. Rake
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      The Algerian helps out the Greek to pull off a dramatic win!

      #GoGreece

  16. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Baps sh1t got banged!

  17. Jeremiah
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Goos week for team Bhutan 😀

    1. Jeremiah
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      * Good

      1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        no, Goose works.

  18. Boo Ya Ka Sha
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Making the move now, boys. Mane out for who?

    A) Coutinho

    B) Rambo

    C) Silva (which blocks me from getting Kun the following week)

  19. Jeremiah
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Best move? 🙂

    A. Hazard > Ramsey

    B. Morgan > Dawson & bench Bellerin

    1. Jeremiah
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      My bad, wrong article!

  20. oghash
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Viva Uruguay! I'd like to say it was an easy win, but it wasn't. The south american group surely is the hardest. Well played Chile, worthy opponents!

    1. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      GG's gents, thought your KdB cappers would give us the win but Kane as a DM did us no good 🙁 Great match.

  21. MemphisDepay7
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    And the Tahiti bandwagon rolls on, 4 games 4 wins 🙂 well played Indonesia.

    Tahiti remain one of the only three teams now with a perfect record, along with Wales and Zambia. We'd like a mention next time! 😛

    1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      1 more point from our last 3 and we definitely qualify by my calculations. Even with 3 losses it's going to need a hell of a lot of results to go against us in order for us not to qualify.

    2. Fergie Time!
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Let's top the group!

    3. Sp0rting
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      BOOM!

      Was there ever any doubt?

    • 12 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    FIFFSA GW4 Results: https://goo.gl/zGQm8T

    FIFFSA Qualifying Groups: https://goo.gl/lwe0cL

    Wales making a mockery of UEFA A, CAF looks like it has 4 qualifiers already. Barbados, Brazil, UAE, Sri Lanka and Ivory Coast are still winless but *could* scrape through on 9 points if they win their last 3 and results go their way elsewhere. No team is through yet, but a few could qualify next week.

    1. oghash
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      @balders, google drives is blocked at work for me and my phone is a pile of michael ricketts. can you just confirm we won and maybe copy the south american table in a reply? 🙂 Pretty please.

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Uruguay 4 3 0 1 1302 1200 9
        Peru 4 3 0 1 1228 1227 9
        Bolivia 4 2 1 1 1289 1127 7
        Argentina 4 2 0 2 1226 1250 6
        Colombia 4 2 0 2 1214 1247 6
        Chile 4 2 0 2 1174 1211 6
        Ecuador 4 1 1 2 1217 1239 4
        Brazil 4 0 0 4 1153 1302 0

        You won

        1. oghash
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 12 months ago

          Legend, thanks 🙂

    2. Jape
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Seems I was knocked off my perch 😉

        • 12 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        I'll send the champers to Innsie immediately 😉

    3. 42towels
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Cheers. The Zambian 'luck' continues as we make it 4/4 wins. Yippee!

      Good game, ivory coast - all the best with the qualification.

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Well done. You seem to be punching above your weight.

      2. powderjunkie
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        By my calculations, if we assume that there's a 50% chance of any team winning any game, than we have less than 5% chance of having 4 teams or more on the same amount of points as us. And even then, we would need to be the lowest scoring team not to qualify.

        Qualification all but secured for team Zambia?

  22. oghash
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    2 more wins should give us qualification, maybe even 1.

  23. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Still so tight is CONCACAF!

  24. Diva
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    The FIFFSA qualifying group rankings (by average scores from the first four qualifying games):

    1. CAF..........................1229.125
    2. CONMEBOL..............1225.375
    3. CONCACAF...............1221.625
    4. UEFA Group B...........1221.5
    5. UEFA Group A...........1220.625
    6. AFC/OFC Group B......1212.25
    7. AFC/OFC Group A......1211.875
    8. UEFA Group C............1200.25

  25. Diva
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Here's a fresh perspective on the historically strongest and weakest teams at the start of this tournament*, as defined by the percentage of seasons played where a top 10,000 finish was secured.

    Historic Top 7 (all 40%+ top 10k finishes)

    Jamaica....................54%
    Wales.......................49%
    Chile.........................48%
    Zambia.....................46%
    Iran..........................45%
    Republic of Ireland.....42%
    Ivory Coast...............41%

    Historic Bottom 7 (all 0% top 10k finishes)

    Tanzania
    Egypt
    Norway
    Bosnia and Herzegovina
    Costa Rica
    Israel
    Indonesia

    A few points of interest

    + The two highest scoring teams so far are Costa Rica and Egypt, which shows historic success is not required to do well in the World Cup.
    + Two of the three undefeated teams so far were in the pre-tournament top seven - Wales and Zambia.
    + Zambia and Ivory Coast, both pre-tournament top seven teams, sit at either end of the CAF table, one is undefeated, the other is still searching for its first points.
    + All of the pre-tournament bottom seven teams have at least one win and together they average 6.6 points each from four games, so they are more than holding their own.

    *Percentages calculated using data gathered by Balders before the tournament started and adjusted to remove this season from the calculations.

    1. The Fantastic Mr Fox
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      nice

      I personally know the boys in Tanzania and they're have some bad luck affecting their scores. But I guess plenty of teams have the same story

    2. Sp0rting
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      "Two of the three undefeated teams so far were in the pre-tournament top seven - Wales and Zambia".

      By the way, who are the third undefeated team?

      I can't see it in your summary.

        • 12 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Some Island hoppers, I can't remember who, maybe it was Fiji...

  26. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Well done Colombia. 4pts in it...

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      If only we played our star man Doosra...

      Never bench. Never captain.

      1. Diva
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        😀

  27. Ziro Becomes One
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Last week we would have tied without the Barry ghost-baps.

    This week we tied anyway.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/UvmUA4shDIun6/giphy.gif

    1. thattreblefeeling
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Great match up Well played Ecuador

  28. Sp0rting
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    "Costa Rica, India, Singapore, Wales, Netherlands and Zambia are all maintaining a 100% record but these teams are not safe and sound yet."

    And Tahiti, you blinkered buffoon!

    Now just Wales, Zambia and TAHITI maintain a 100% record.

    Bring. It.On.

    1. Mark-O
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Australia's victory over Singapore stopped their 100% record 😛

      https://media4.giphy.com/media/oa88mwu1sDp72/200_s.gif

    2. powderjunkie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Challenge accepted. Last remaining undeafeated team gets bragging rights.