The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
26 December 2015 1741 comments
Mark Mark
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There is something undeniably special about Boxing Day football.

I think it stems from the fact that all ten matches are played out, handing us our full quota of Gameweek points in one hit. Then there’s the anticipation that we are all set to do it all over again, just two days later.

These are heady times for Fantasy Football managers – it calls for calm, careful planning and a willingness to roll with the punches that come our way.

I’d like to be in a position to attack today’s fixtures – to have a decisive strategy to execute and a positive transfer in mind. Much as I’ve tried to devise a plan via the 17 toilet breaks I sneaked during my “family Christmas”, my hurried mobile-phone analysis has failed to convince me of a clear route to take.

This morning I’ve weighed up several unspectacular options, the most viable of which had Sadio Mane give way to Theo Walcott – but now I’m inclined to leave things be and shelve two transfers in anticipation of Gameweek 19 troubles.

While that could be a smart move, I worry that I’m also exposing myself to frustration.

I’m still concerned that Jamie Vardy will be at least partially preserved at Anfield with Tuesday’s meeting with City in mind. Both Aleks Kolarov and Kevin De Bruyne are also a concern – I may yet bench the former for fear he’ll get just a few minutes at the death against Sunderland.

As for Mane, he’s the archetype of the kind of player I always seem to be attracted to – prone to prolonged spells of blanks, but with the underlying danger of exploding points the moment I usher them to the exit.

Mane scored twice over Gameweeks 18 and 19 last season – the fear of a repeat performance, coupled with his ridiculously impressive statistics is just enough to grant him a stay of execution. I can almost hear you screaming at your screens as you read this: I know this sounds like pure folly.

Mane fixation aside, it seems remiss to approach today’s feast of football without the “excitement” of welcoming in a new player – particularly off the back of three consecutive red arrows.

However, Gameweek 19 is the key factor. I know that every knock will be amplified and translated into a likely absence. I know that Vardy could be banned if he picks up a yellow at Anfield. I also hope that today’s teamsheets offer some obvious hints on Gameweek 19 starters. An extra free transfer could definitely come in handy come Monday afternoon.

Of course, had I not used my two transfers to trade out Kurt Zouma and then immediately re-sign him back in Gameweek 16, I’d be in a far better position. I’ve been trying to kid myself that I’ve got away with that hideous blunder: today’s events could confirm that this is foolishly optimistic of me.

Having said that, looking back twelve months ago, it appears I went into Boxing Day with Andy Carroll up front, with the hope of getting two matches in three days out of his post-Christmas broken body.

Now that is optimistic.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. KOLASINA(C)
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 hours ago

    Detadpu

  2. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 hours ago

    UFPL done....just a (-3)

    1. Vardy Gras PBFC
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 hours ago

      Captain? My Christmas party hangover cost me dearly last weekend.

  3. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 hours ago

    Anyone else for Kun (C)?

    #TeamAguero

    1. DAZZ
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 hours ago

      Triple (C)

      1. Royal5
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 hours ago

        Quadruple (C) here.

    2. melvinmbabazi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 hours ago

      #TeamAguero

    3. Pariße
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 hours ago

      Yep, me

    4. MTPockets
        10 years, 3 hours ago

        Yep

      • Weasel Boy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 hours ago

        Yeah feck it

      • Every Dog Has Its Day
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 hours ago

        Yes

    5. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 hours ago

      Benched Ighalo and put the armband on Agüero.

    6. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 hours ago

      Looks like I played Myhill

    7. VS10_
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 hours ago

      My cup opponent took a -28 point hit and played his bench boost 😀

      http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/3523230/event-history/18/

      1. KOLASINA(C)
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 hours ago

        B|

      2. Costa in Wengerland
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 hours ago

        Lucky you

      3. Az
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 3 hours ago

        imagine if he wins xD

        1. VS10_
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          He could yes, 4 players more and Mahrez goes mental.

      4. Pariße
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 hours ago

        His team is in weird color.

      5. tambourineman
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 hours ago

        Took a hit on Hazard > Ozil and then reversed it for a -8

        1. VS10_
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 2 hours ago

          He only started playing recently and still has his wildcard left so I'm guessing he was meant to use it.

      6. Urchin
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 hours ago

        What country is he from 😉

        1. Costa in Wengerland
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 2 hours ago

          IndiA

          1. Urchin
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 2 hours ago

            Lol

      7. Worzel Gummidge
          10 years, 2 hours ago

          That team must be a joke.

      8. CABAYE4
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 hours ago

        In Morgan Schneiderlin's 11 PL starts for Man U, they've kept 9 CS's and lost just once.

        In the other 6 games, they've kept just one CS and lost 3 times.

        Absolutely bizarre how he hasn't been starting ahead of legless Carrick.

        1. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          MVP

          1. Camp No No
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 3 hours ago

            Although Payet might just beat him:

            Hammers win rate with Payet 50%.
            Hammers win rate without Payet 0%.

            1. CABAYE4
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 3 hours ago

              Lucky for them he's on the way back then!

      9. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 hours ago

        Cup opponent TRIPLE captained Pedro...

        http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/2210871/event-history/18/

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          lol

        2. Yankee Toffee
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          feck!

        3. Odikostar
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          Rip my friend

        4. F_Ivanovic
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 2 hours ago

          Game over if Pedro doesn't play; Mahrez as Vice!

      10. tw
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 hours ago

        anyone have a link to Mark's team?

        1. A.T
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          Click my link

          1. tw
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 3 hours ago

            cheers!

      11. Alittude
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 hours ago

        turns out i captained mahrez over lukaku, cant compain?

        1. Yankee Toffee
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          good choice

          1. Alittude
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 3 hours ago

            cheers aussie beard

        2. Cristi@no R7
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 2 hours ago

          Me 2. Hope that turns out good..

      12. Number Four
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 hours ago

        Oh no. I thought you got a wildcard in January and a wildcard for the whole season. That isn't the case?

        When does my first one run out?

        1. Odikostar
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          Next gw is your last chance to use it

          1. Number Four
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 3 hours ago

            Thanks. What an error!

            Seems to punish those who manage their squad well.

            1. Dr Dream
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 3 hours ago

              Best time to play it. Much rotation for these two games.

      13. Count of Monte Hristo
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 hours ago

        Stoke win worth a bet?

        1. Slice of ham
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          Nah. Leicester @4.00 tho.

      14. shirtless
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 hours ago

        Rival on Mahrez(c), I did Walcott. Today is make or break I reckon!

      15. GrumblyBlowfish
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 hours ago

        2 Stoke players and no United players. Says it all about this season.

        1. Dr Dream
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          Strange days when we play Butland against United. Captain a Lei player away to Liverpool, and dither over captaining Aguero at home to Sunderland. Sheesh.

      16. A.T
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 3 hours ago

        Who should I captain?

        Aguero (lei)

        Ozil (BOU)

        1. GrumblyBlowfish
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          Think you're a bit early with that we haven't even had the first kick off yet!

        2. KOLASINA(C)
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          BOU

      17. KOLASINA(C)
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 hours ago

        My cup opponent has double Spurs and MCity defence. 😉

      18. BrockLanders
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 hours ago

        Sold Vardy. Come at me..

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          No.

        2. Odikostar
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          Lol on you

        3. Slice of ham
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          Come on you?

        4. MTPockets
            10 years, 3 hours ago

            Me too. We'll see...

        5. The Chosen One...
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          Wtf my cup opponent played his triple (c)....

          1. Mr. Grv
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 3 hours ago

            Hmmmm

        6. Slam
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          My cup opponent...

          1. Epic Fail
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 3 hours ago

            ?

          2. KOLASINA(C)
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 3 hours ago

            will beat me tonight

        7. Vardy Gras PBFC
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          Myhill or Butland?
          Dawson or Deeney?

        8. Ayew Serious
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          Dann(C)
          9th overall

          1. KOLASINA(C)
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 3 hours ago

            Is this the same guy who has captained Wolly?

            1. Ayew Serious
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 2 hours ago

              No, he went Mahrez

          2. o0Ash
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 3 hours ago

            That can't pay off, surely...

        9. Royal5
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          My cup opponent has triple City defense :/ Desperately need a Sunderland goal now.

          1. KOLASINA(C)
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 3 hours ago

            No Kompany no party... hopefully

            1. Royal5
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 2 hours ago

              Hope he doesn't start. City have looked very shaky without him.

        10. I-Taught-Danny-Welbeck-How-…
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          The cup on here is more like the cup for prem league teams. You have to choose whether to play for the cup or your league. All these people triple captaining in first round.

          1. CABAYE4
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 3 hours ago

            Those playing their chips are those lower league sides desperate for a day in the spotlight!

        11. #WinterIsNotComing
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          wth :/

          I have started Alli and Coutinho on bench.....................

          1. ARKANOIIDE
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 3 hours ago

            :>

          2. Mr. Grv
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 3 hours ago

            #drunk decisions

        12. NOMONEY
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 hours ago

          my cup opponent has used bench boost, thats the end of my cup run

          1. The EJJ
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 2 hours ago

            Mine too, bit annoying really, we can't compete 11 v 15

        13. Every Dog Has Its Day
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 2 hours ago

          My cup opponent - http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/853889/event-history/18/

          Not sure if I should be worried.

          1. Dr Dream
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 2 hours ago

            Yes. Nice enough team that is.

        14. Alittude
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 2 hours ago

          2 girls 1 cup opponent

        15. tw
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 2 hours ago

          my opponent is actually competent, in fact he's actually 20pts ahead of me:
          http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/1456617/event-history/18/

        16. Chucky
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 2 hours ago

          Cmon Mata get me a double digit score this week.You are out of my team this week anyways.Just 50 points in 13 GWs 🙁

          1. Mr. Grv
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 2 hours ago

            I removed him this week . Good luck

            1. Chucky
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 2 hours ago

              lol

        17. Super Tim Cahill
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 2 hours ago

          My H2H opponent and only real rival in ML has transferred Lukaku out for Aguero in (as captain).

          Terrifying - but I'll be very pleased if Pellegrini gives Bony a game against hapless Sunderland whilst saving the great man's legs for Leicester!