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20 January 2016 1226 comments
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Our usual scour of the post-Gameweek press conferences sees Claudio Ranieri confirm his decision to take spot-kicks off Riyad Mahrez. Steve McClaren talks up Georginio Wijnaldum’s versatility, Roberto Martinez praises the return to form of Kevin Mirallas, whilst Alan Pardew hints at giving Wayne Hennessey another chance in goal, despite a couple of key recent errors.

Mahrez relieved of penalty duties

Claudio Ranieri has taken the decision to relinquish Riyad Mahrez of his penalty duties, after the Algeria international missed twice from the spot in the last three Gameweeks. Considering that four of Mahrez’ 13 league goals this term have come through penalties, this development certainly diminishes the Fantasy appeal of a midfielder that’s drawn blanks in his last five outings. Incidentally, Ranieri declined to comment on who the Foxes’ new first-choice penalty taker would be:

“He was a little sad. I spoke with him and said ‘come on man, a lot of champions missed penalties,’ and it doesn’t matter I told him I will change now to leave him calm without pressure and when I think it is right to give him the penalties again I will give them. I said to him ‘don’t worry, take a little break, and then I give you the chance to take them again in the future.’ I don’t know now who will take them instead. Let me think and speak with my players. Last season it was Ulloa who took them. I don’t know now.”

 

McClaren lauds versatile Wijnaldum

Georginio Wijnaldum has been Newcastle’s driving force from midfield this term. Aside from ranking top of the team for goals (nine) – all of which have arrived on home turf – the Netherlands international places second among his counterparts for shots on target (21) this season, engendering the best shot accuracy (51.2%) of any midfielder that’s chalked up at least 15 attempts. After watching the Dutchman bag a goal and assist in the 2-1 win over West Ham, Steve McClaren praised his summer signing’s contribution, having recently shifted him from the left wing into a central support berth:

“He’s everything that we thought he would be. We said to Jonjo [Shelvey], you’ll enjoy playing in this team because we’ve got footballers and Gini is one of those. He’s our link. It’s important to get the balance right in the team and we allow him to make runs forward. He’s very effective, strong, he’s getting better and better. He’s got used to the tempo and he can score goals. He can work, he can play, he’s an intelligent footballer, he can play any position.”

 

Bilic praises Payet’s impact on Hammers’ team-mates

Dimitri Payet quickly got back into the swing of things in his first start following a two-month layoff, notching a goal and an assist against Bournemouth en route to an 11-point haul. As a consequence, the France international gained 330,000 new owners prior to Gameweek 22 and is currently the eighth-most popular “transfer in†(27,000) this week. Slaven Bilic asserted that Payet lifts the performance of the whole team – something that’s evidenced by the fact the Hammers ranked joint-second-bottom for goals (five) when the former Marseille man was consigned to the treatment room:

“You have some players who, no matter how good they are, depend on the team to create something, then demand the ball and try to do the job. Dimitri is different. You just have to give him the ball – and move. Then he will make all of you better. Can you imagine how important Dimitri is for a player like Aaron Cresswell for example? Aaron is an offensive full-back but he needs someone further forward to keep the ball for a few seconds so he can go on an overlap. If he has confidence that his team-mate will hold onto the ball, then he can go. If he is not sure, he may not risk it.â€

 

Wenger pleased with Oxlade-Chamberlain’s central display

In response to Mesut Ozil being ruled out with an inflamed foot for Arsenal’s trip to Stoke City, Arsene Wenger elected to switch from a 4-2-3-1 to 4-3-3 set-up, deploying Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain in the centre of the park. The former Southampton academy product accounted for three of the attempts the Gunners’ midfield generated at the Britannia Stadium and was the only member of that contingent to register an accurate shot. Wenger was impressed enough with the winger’s performance to suggest that he’s willing to field him centrally again:

“He had very interesting moments in the game where he showed his qualities and how he can get out of pressure, go past people and get into the final third. In the future it can be a very interesting position for him. I played him in a 4-3-3 today. Normally we play a 4-2-3-1 as players like to push forward and I think it is a position that suits him well.â€

 

Pardew wants Hennessey improvement

Having committed errors in successive matches that led to goals, the 4.1-priced Wayne Hennessey is skating on thin ice. The Welsh international spilled Joleon Lescott’s header during Crystal Palace’s 1-0 loss to Aston Villa, before misjudging Fabian Delph’s long-range effort at the weekend, raising questions over his ability to afford us a long-term budget option between the posts. Alan Pardew has revealed he is set to keep faith in Hennessey for now, though alluded that another poor performance could be the final straw:

“Wayne should have saved it. He’s made a couple of costly mistakes this week, and I need to see a reaction from him. The ball’s firmly in his court, but he deserves me to give him that opportunity and I will.”

 

Evans explains Baggies lack of clean sheets

West Bromwich Albion have struggled on the defensive front of late, carding just two clean sheets across their previous 12 match-ups – having posted five in seven before that. Jonny Evans believes that the Baggies’ lack of shut-outs is a product of a more attack-minded approach, which has recently yielded two goals against Stoke and Chelsea and sees the Midlands outfit sit fourth for both shots (62) and efforts in the box (38) over the last four Gameweeks:

“Maybe it’s the fact that we’re having a bit more of a go. You can see that we’re scoring more goals. Okay, we haven’t scored against Southampton but we scored two away at Chelsea from open play and I think that’s always been a wee bit of a criticism of the team, that we’re only waiting for set pieces. But I think you can see that we play a bit more on the front foot, putting teams under pressure and not sitting back as much.â€

 

Martinez lauds Mirallas form

A peripheral figure for Everton through the first third of the season, Kevin Mirallas has pushed himself into contention recently with two goals in three outings. The Belgian wide man was particularly eye-catching during the Toffees’ 3-3 draw with Chelsea, placing joint-top among midfielders for shots on target (three) last Gameweek. Roberto Martinez lauded Mirallas’ rise to prominence while reaffirming the depth of quality within Everton’s squad:

“I am a neutral person, I can assess every single training session and at the moment we have a very, very strong squad which means that you need to be at your best as a player in order to earn the right to play. That is the key for us becoming a team that can compete for everything that is in front of us. Kevin’s performance was outstanding and that is what you want from every member of our squad so I have got no problem whatsoever with that and football is the best judge and when Kevin is at his very, very best he showed just how important he is for us.â€

 

Martinez hails Funes Mori goal threat

Ramiro Funes Mori emerged from the bench late on at Stamford Bridge and went on to fire Everton into the lead in the 90th minute, with his second league strike of the season. The Argentine now has three goals in 22 appearances in his debut campaign with the Merseysiders, and is the only Toffees defender to score in the top flight this term. Discussing his backline’s potential, Martinez praised Funes Mori’s ability in and around the box ahead of a very kind run of fixtures (SWA, NEW sto, WBA).

“It is an extra bonus and an extra weapon. You want that goal-scoring threat from all over the park and our full-backs are always capable of scoring from open play and we now have centre-halves who have a real presence in the box and dead-ball situations are important. Ramiro’s power and clinical touch are important and to score three goals already, and especially in big games and big environments, that is a mentality side. We have three very, very important centre-halves and that competition for places was exactly what we needed.â€

 

Klopp on Liverpool’s forwards

Christian Benteke was on bench duty for Liverpool’s previous two league clashes, with Jurgen Klopp preferring to field Roberto Firmino as a false nine. Given that the Brazilian recorded a brace against Arsenal and ranked joint-third among all midfielders for attempts (12) and shots on target (five) over the last four Gameweeks, he looks set to retain that berth for the time being. That being said, Klopp hasn’t ruled out the possibility of Firmino and Benteke starting together in the future, though admits the duo have yet to strike up an understanding:

“We have to think about how we create chances. First of all, we can get the ball into the box and then maybe Christian will finish it. For this situation, you have to look at how it fits. We had our games with Roberto Firmino at No.10 and Christian at No.9. It did not work in this moment, but that does not mean we can never play like this. In this moment it doesn’t fit too well, so we have to think about how to make it easier for the players to bring in their skills. Christian always has the possibility to play. To have Christian on the bench is a quality sign, to bring him in with his qualities in a close game. I would like to bring him in with us 2-0 in the lead to make it 3-0 or 4-0, but now it was twice not in the lead, it was the complete opposite situation.”

 

Ozil unconcerned over lack of goals

Although Mesut Ozil has already amassed six more assists (16) than his previous best haul over a season, he lays claim to just three goals. Indeed, the former Real Madrid playmaker mustered just four attempts during his last six starts, underlining his limited goal threat. Ozil contended that he’d be doing his team-mates a disservice if he eschewed his creative tendencies and upped his shooting rate:

“I try to be as successful as possible in every single game – to win the match. It doesn’t really matter if I’m scoring or assisting, as long as we win. I don’t think I will be doing myself any favours if I focus on scoring more, or becoming more arrogant in front of goal – and certainly not my teammates.”

 

Daniels thriving due to top-flight step up

By way of his two penalty goals in six outings, Charlie Daniels has attracted a wave of new owners in search of a budget defender. In fact, the 4.6-priced full-back currently charts third in terms of “transfers in†(44,000) this Gameweek as Bournemouth gear up for a promising pair of road trips (sun, cpl). Ruminating on his progress this campaign, Daniels – who also has an assist, three clean sheets and eight bonus points over that period – reckons that the step up in class has brought out the best in his abilities:

“I think I am playing the best football of my career. I’m enjoying each test week in, week out, which is obviously a big factor, and it’s bringing out the best in me. Each week is a different test and I have to adapt to that in training during the week and put that into practice in games. I can go as far as I want to go and of course I want to be the best that I can be. I just have to keep working hard, putting in performances and who knows what will happen after that? When Tyrone (Mings) comes back from injury he is going to be a top left-back and in order to keep my place I will have to keep playing well.”

  1. MartyKoztello
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Finish the sentence below.

    The more premiership teams that progress in the cups............

    1. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      .

    2. The Wise Owl
      • 10 Years
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      The more money goes into the premier league.

    3. oscardo
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      dgw....

      1. MartyKoztello
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Correct 🙂

    4. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      the less non premiership teams in the cups?

    5. Mr. Grv
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Quite hard

    6. The 12th Man
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Will limit the amount of non premiership teams going through to the next round.

  2. Mr Arsenal
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    The more DGW teams we get...?

  3. justmatt
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    I'm consider Ighalo and KdB to Kane and maybe Wijnaldum... Worth it?

    1. twoplustwo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Meh, what's team?

      1. justmatt
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Ozil, Mahrez, Payet, Alli KdB
        Kun Lukaku & Ighalo

        Would free up enough funds to maybe do Ozil to Sanchez if he shows form

    2. That Was Easy!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Consider Giroud as well. Kane's got a few good fixtures but he's turning into a PK goalscorer to me.

      1. twoplustwo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        I've got Kane and Giroud and going without Luka.

        Applebonkers did a good write up on Watford. Iggy might be worth ditching...

        1. justmatt
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          I watched the Swansea / Watford game and he looked average at best, his first touch was awful.

    3. No.

  4. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Smith playing well. #Moreno

    1. Clump
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Smith looks good every time he plays. Flanno back on bench too. Great to see.

    2. il Brutto
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Moreno has been playing really well the whole season as well so don't what you're trying to say with that hashtag.

  5. Clump
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Finish the sentence below.

    Never eat......

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      ...shredded wheat.

    2. ... when you're drinking. 😉

    3. Pasqualinho
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Yellow snow?

      1. 😆 Too much experience ... 😉

    4. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Sprouts.

      1. Nonsense! 😀

        1. Dr Dream
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          Still sprouts.

          1. - with crispy bacon? 😉

            1. Dr Dream
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 6 days ago

              Still not sprouts.

              1. I think that you are a bit sproutist ... 😉

                1. Woy of the Wovers
                  • 15 Years
                  10 years, 6 days ago

                  Kids these days!!

    5. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      dog sh!t

    6. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Clouds

    7. BENOIT
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Anything from Iceland.

      1. Clump
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        🙂 *Holds sides

    8. Clump
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Some great answers there!

    9. Moosie the Staggie
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Yellow snow

      1. Dial up?

        1. Moosie the Staggie
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          Almost. Crap mobile signal 😀

    10. MartyKoztello
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      brown grass

    11. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      On always harrow

    12. LeBron - King of Argentina
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      ....an armadillo.

    13. Funkyav
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Spotted dick

    14. Sif
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      with Luis Suarez

  6. fancy111
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Son wants a starting XI spot

    1. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Playing well?

      1. fancy111
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Very well

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Who doesn't.

      1. BENOIT
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        I don't.....

        And it's a good job too because I would definitely break the FPL template with my goal scoring record.

        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          You'd give Richard Dunne a run for his money?

      2. fancy111
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        true true

    3. Mr. Grv
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Give it to him.

    4. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      He can play on the wing

  7. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Firmino captain anyone??

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Tempted but not quite Kun

    2. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      No

    3. Moosie the Staggie
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Surely a big enough differential just owning him

    4. fancy111
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Tempted but having a hard enough time deciding between kane. kun and luka as it is

  8. SAINTS
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Bottom of last page sorry. Any advice on what to do with this team? I literally have no ideas but do have 2FT and 1.7m in the bank.

    Butland Hennessey
    Moreno Ward Dawson Williams Simpson
    De Bruyne Ozil Alli Mahrez Stanislas
    Aguero Lukaku Kane

    Please help!

    1. fancy111
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Bring Payet in? I would go Mahrez to Payet but that's becasue I didn't lose too much TV when I did it.

  9. Je suis le chat
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    I presume Vardy will be out for the second half. Lei look poor without him, Albrighton and Mahrez.

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Not sure it's because of them. They looked poor with them 3 recently.

    2. Mr. Grv
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Its about time they start tumbling down

  10. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Think Schmiechel could have done more there

    At first glance I thought it went right in the corner but looking at the replay it was just hit hard

  11. Hibbo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Fleur Yeast is frigging pish.

    1. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Trying to be Mrs Bruno mars

    2. BENOIT
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      I literally have no idea what you're talking about.

  12. Je suis le chat
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Better first touch of Spurs players the difference sofar. Locely bit of skill from Lamela to open things up for the goal.

  13. Oink Heart
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    A different team.
    I'm currently 100 behind our mini league leader, and for me its just the mini that matters...

    Hes just wildcatded to a template team:

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/253355/event-history/22/

    Thoughts on an immediate wildcard to a totally different 15 to maximise the differentials? Up till now we keep scoring the same every week!

    Faby
    Azpi - Daniels - Toby - Creswell - Targett
    Sanchez - Barkley - firmino - payett - Stan
    Aguero - Costa - ingloo

    Thinking that jumping early is my only chance? But its a team of punts!

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Is he the only person above you in the league?

      1. Oink Heart
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Not quite but the other teams are soo similar, increments arnt going to do it anymore...

    2. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      U both have kun...

      1. Oink Heart
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Can't go fully rogue!

        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          Lose Payet then 😉

          1. Oink Heart
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 6 days ago

            Throw me a bone!

    3. fancy111
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Maybe go Silva instead of Sanchez for now? Then is Sanchez is showing form you can make that move then?

      1. Oink Heart
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Like this pick, losing KDB will be heartbreaking enough...

    4. che
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      To be honest, you've got no chance of catching him unless you use your WC for a DGW. You've already used your 2 best chips and his new team is pretty decent. His rank is 22k and yours is 1.8m. In my experience its best not to take too many risks or you'll just end up even further behind. Good captain choices are key. Defo need Kun and Sanchez though

      1. Oink Heart
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Ha, sorry old link - its not that bad! Now updated profile...http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/378/history/

        1. che
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          Captaining MFers away instead of people like Kun at home won't help! Still don't fancy your chances of catching him. Good luck though

  14. Stats Don\'t Lie
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    What do people think of mirallas as a differential punt?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Say what?

    2. Rafabio
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Will he start?

      1. Stats Don\'t Lie
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Has the last two and scored in both, he tends to do well when he plays.

        1. BENOIT
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          No nailed on.

          1. Rafabio
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 6 days ago

            That's what I thought.

            1. Japan Boy
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 6 days ago

              You don't have to start to score goals. Too many people on this site disregard players just because they aren't guaranteed to start. Tadic is a prime example of this

  15. jai1212
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    DDG-Henessey
    Evans-Moreno-Bellerin-Dier-Francis
    Ozil-Ayew-Willian-Mahrez-Gosling
    Aguero -Lukaku-Kane

    2FT and 0.7 in the bank.

    Suggestions for transfers to be done?

  16. Rafabio
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    I stopped reading at, "Wenger pleased with Oxlade-Chamberlain’s central display"

  17. boombaba
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Kdb and bark

    To

    Payet and silva ??

    1. il Brutto
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      no

  18. Pasqualinho
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Fuchs has a very long face

    1. Frank Black
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Shane Long has a very Fuchs face.

    2. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      I don't think he gives any fuchs

    3. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Dafuchs

    4. So would you, with a name like that. 😉

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        What?! Fox?

  19. FPL Blow-In
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    New crowd.

    Who would you rather have for the coming GW's :

    Ozil or Sanchez 

    Toby or Baines

    1. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Mesut

      Toby

    2. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      STD...

    3. il Brutto
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Özil and Toby

    4. FPL Blow-In
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Thank you

    5. che
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Sanchez and Baines. 2016 is the return of the big hitters, bookmark it!

  20. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Holly Willabooby or Tess Daley?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      A

      1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        By a mile.

    2. Nexus
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      I've met Tess Daley and she is one miserable cow

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        But you would?

      2. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Admittedly, she'd just met you...

    3. che
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      I take it you're not watching Spurs v Leicester then?

    4. 32chickens
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      are they the two from viz?

  21. My lovely wife just caught the bolognèse on the bottom of the pot.

    Here follows a tip.

    Take off heat IMMEDIATELY, STIR VIGOROUSLY WITH WOODEN SPOON.

    Now add 1 tablespoon of balsamic vinegar. Continue to stir, GENTLY. Add 1/2 teaspoon Marjoram, dried. Continue to stir, GENTLY.

    Now add a cup of stock.

    Sorted. 😀

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Cheers

      Brb

      1. 😆

    2. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Googles Marjoram

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Googles Balsamic vinegar.

        1. 😛 😛 😛

          😉

      2. S.Kuqi
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Did the same.

    3. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      No sprouts?

      1. Later ... 😀

      2. Every Dog Has Its Day
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Sprouts are disgusting.

        1. Dr Dream
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          Poison.

          1. I have just joined the BSLF!!!

            1. Dr Dream
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 6 days ago

              What's that?

              1. BRUSSEL SPROUT LIBERATION FRONT.

                😆

                1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
                  • 12 Years
                  10 years, 6 days ago

                  Thank god, I thought "phoenix worms".

        2. KingNidge
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          The smell of them cooking are horrendous

          1. Dr Dream
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 6 days ago

            Do you know why ?

            1. I do. 😀

            2. KingNidge
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 6 days ago

              No

          2. Not at all, if you do it correctly.

            1. Pasqualinho
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 6 days ago

              Boil for 3 mins, then sautee with garlic and lardons?

            2. KingNidge
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 6 days ago

              How do u do them Doos?

              1. The trick is to boil the water in a kettle. Add a touch of walnut oil, warm the pot, turn heat up full, shake, pour boiling water over, cook for about two minutes, then drain. Sauté lardons and garlic, as Pasqua says, then add sprouts when lardons turn tan. Shake, heating for about a minute. Serve.

                Boom.

                Fart at leisure.

                1. RoysCallerAnne
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 15 Years
                  10 years, 6 days ago

                  I shred them and stir fry with garlic and chopped crispy bacon and sesame seeds. Dash of Worchester sauce.
                  Deelish

                  1. This is a good one. Oil to the rescue. 😉

                2. KingNidge
                  • 10 Years
                  10 years, 6 days ago

                  Fook that i just drown em in gravy lol

    4. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      I just got back from Nandos 😛

      1. Sh¡t in, sh!t out. 😉

        1. Every Dog Has Its Day
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          Half a chicken, chips, garlic bread and a dr.pepper. 🙂

          1. I am glad not to be your flat mate. No offence ... 😉

            1. Every Dog Has Its Day
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 6 days ago

              I'm at home for the week. 😉

            2. Every Dog Has Its Day
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 6 days ago

              BTW 2 of my flatmates work in Nandos 😆

              1. Crikey!!! 😆

      2. Clump
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Nandos died when they went digital with the loyalty card. Used to sign the old one myself. Made a decent rubber chicken stamp and used green felt pen for years. Free whole chicken every time 🙂

        1. Ahhh ... 😀

      3. Lone Wolf FPL
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        best restaurant ever

    5. The Raging Bull
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      like how you've emphasised the instructions with all caps!

      1. You have to shout. T'buggers won't listen, else. 😉

        1. The Raging Bull
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          just missing Ramsay's vocabulary with those instructions!

    6. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      She burnt the arse out if the bolognese?

      1. No, just caught it. 😀

  22. MMN
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    2FT 2.9m ITB, any advice on best move? Is Kun a must this week?

    De gea (SOU)

    Aldy (cpl) // Simpson (STO) // Dawson (AVL)

    Ozil (CHE) // Mahrez (STO) // KDB (whm) // Alli (cpl)

    Kane (cpl) // Vardy (STO) // Lukaku (SWA)

    -------------------------------------------------------------

    Elliot (wat) - Ramsey (CHE) - Wolly (lei) - Cresswell (MCI)

    1. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Yes imo

  23. Je suis le chat
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Tis a pity Fuchs wasn't flanked by Leroy and Nathan on the touchline, would have been a nice alternative comic relief sketch.

  24. Hibbo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    That Susanne Reid is fit for an older bird.

    1. Pasqualinho
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Susanne Reid or Googles Marjoram?

      1. Reminds me of a Seventies sitcom ...

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      She's only 45.

      1. Hibbo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Years ago she would've be too old.

        As my own years increase so does the limit on what's considered a fit older bird.

        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          What age do you class as 'older'?

          1. Hibbo
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 6 days ago

            49 is the cut off point.

    3. Worzel Gummidge
        10 years, 6 days ago

        The older the prune the sweeter the juice.

        1. Hibbo
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          Hahaha have you seen Nidges bio?

          1. Worzel Gummidge
              10 years, 6 days ago

              Nope, I want to now though 🙂

            • Optimus.
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 6 days ago

              I've only just seen 😆

              1. Hibbo
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 13 Years
                10 years, 6 days ago

                That was a bit of classic deadzone.

            • Worzel Gummidge
                10 years, 6 days ago

                Just read it, haha.

          2. Woy of the Wovers
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 6 days ago

            She's just a flirt.

            1. Worzel Gummidge
                10 years, 6 days ago

                Bet if it came down to it she would know her erse from her elbow and lie there like a sack o spuds 🙂

                1. Worzel Gummidge
                    10 years, 6 days ago

                    *She wouldn't.

              • Every Dog Has Its Day
                • 11 Years
                10 years, 6 days ago

                I agree.

                1. Hibbo
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 13 Years
                  10 years, 6 days ago

                  Surely your too young to appreciate a woman of her age.

                  1. Every Dog Has Its Day
                    • 11 Years
                    10 years, 6 days ago

                    MILFS are the best.

              • Dr Dream
                • 13 Years
                10 years, 6 days ago

                That Susanna Reid is a nice young woman.

                1. Hibbo
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 13 Years
                  10 years, 6 days ago

                  I agree she's lovely.

            2. The Bandit
              • 15 Years
              10 years, 6 days ago

              What happened to the cup draws? They were supposed to be this afternoon 😕

              1. TorresMagic™
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • Has Moderation Rights
                • 16 Years
                10 years, 6 days ago

                Being worked on.

                1. The Bandit
                  • 15 Years
                  10 years, 6 days ago

                  When can we expect them?

                  1. TorresMagic™
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • Has Moderation Rights
                    • 16 Years
                    10 years, 6 days ago

                    No idea, hopefully tonight.

                    1. The Bandit
                      • 15 Years
                      10 years, 6 days ago

                      Ta

              2. Epic Fail
                • 15 Years
                10 years, 6 days ago

                We got trolled.

            3. internal error
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 6 days ago

              Caroline flack or holly willobooby?

              1. The Raging Bull
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 6 days ago

                Flack all day, every day 😉

              2. Worzel Gummidge
                  10 years, 6 days ago

                  Both at the same time. Choo Choo.

              3. In Bale We Trust
                • 16 Years
                10 years, 6 days ago

                Lads are we still awaiting the score required to get through in the cups? Tried finding a post but found nothing

                1. internal error
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 13 Years
                  10 years, 6 days ago

                  77

                2. TorresMagic™
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • Has Moderation Rights
                  • 16 Years
                  10 years, 6 days ago

                  Still waiting.

              4. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
                • 11 Years
                10 years, 6 days ago

                Zaza misses a sitter.

              5. Dušan Citizen
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 6 days ago

                I've Benalouane all my life.

                1. Woy of the Wovers
                  • 15 Years
                  10 years, 6 days ago

                  I'll need time to figure this one out. First instinct: swing and a miss.

              6. The Wise Owl
                • 10 Years
                10 years, 6 days ago

                Why would a family member in a comment be deleted by the moderators? Not complaining, just curious. 😀

                1. The Wise Owl
                  • 10 Years
                  10 years, 6 days ago

                  Hey! Top comment.

                  1. The Bandit
                    • 15 Years
                    10 years, 6 days ago

                    Any post commenting on their own top of page post should automatically mean both are removed

                    1. The Wise Owl
                      • 10 Years
                      10 years, 6 days ago

                      Oops.

                  2. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
                    • 11 Years
                    10 years, 6 days ago

                    Not anymore. 😉