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16 April 2016 1792 comments
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Following months of strategising, Norwich City and Sunderland beckon in a bumper Gameweek 34 at Carrow Road. The Canaries will look to rebound from their defeat at Crystal Palace, while the Black Cats endeavour to register their first victory in seven outings.

Norwich’s attack was underwhelming across their last four starts, ranking in the bottom five for attempts (38), shots inside the box (22), big chances (three) and shots on target (11). Intriguingly, though, only five teams have fashioned more big chances (28) in home fixtures than Alex Neil’s troops, despite the fact they place joint-second-bottom for shots inside the box (100). At the defensive end, the Canaries proved hard to beat over the same period, conceding just three goals and the joint-second-fewest big chances (three).

Although Sunderland ranked fifth for attempts (62) and fourth for shots inside the box (38) over their last quartet of match-ups, they suffered from the third-worst shot-conversion rate (3.2%). That being said, only five sides boast a superior shot-conversion rate (11.6%) on the road, which paints a more positive picture of their attacking prospects in Norfolk. On the flip side, Norwich will be encouraged by the fact that Sunderland chart joint-top for goals conceded in away ties (39).

    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Chris Sutton, you biased twâš½t. So boring, so predictable.

    1. Dick_Whitman
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      The difference in opinion between an ex-player and an ex-referee. Webb put him right.

    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      😆

    2. Slam
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      It's more like:
      http://i.imgur.com/TFysNiE.gif

      1. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        😆

  1. Tangerine
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Really hope Sunderland nick 3 points here

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Yeah if they got something to fight for over the next few gameweeks they could be fantasy gold

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Nah. they are crap.

    2. Odikostar
      • 11 Years
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      Same

    3. Man Chest Hair United
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Really hope they concede 3

    4. Nice1Cyrille
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      9 years, 8 months ago

      I think out of the bottom 4, they're showing the best promise

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        No.rwich are. 😉

  2. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Kleenex at the ready; for those about to cry at the lineups, and those benchwanking.

    1. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      I think i'll need a whole towel instead..
      BB this GW and feeling as tough will throw my chip to the bin.

  3. CABAYE4
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    At 75% top 10k ownership, no Payet could be a killer this GW.

    1. AlCapwnUK
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      ...no payet here.

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        You will Pay-for-et.

          1. AlCapwnUK
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            haha

    2. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      I am one of the 25%...hoping like mad he has a quiet DGW

      1. AlCapwnUK
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        hoping for a lot of 1-1 bore draws

        1. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Ha, yes. Man U and Arsenal cleanies please!

  4. Pacer.
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    9 years, 8 months ago

    Rooney has been poor and even when he's been in great form he's always awful for 4 or 5 games after injury. Wouldn't be concerned for anyone who has a player rotated in favour of him. They'll be on the field within 60 minutes.

    1. Kai
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Hope he plays and slows the team down again. I wish for a 0-0 score.

  5. KOLASINA(C)
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    It's getting tense lads...

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Stop playing with it.

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        ONANISM IS RIFE!!!

  6. nevins84
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    What happened to Martial nailed... I can't take this...

    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Would be very ironic, since I got him over Rashford

      1. nevins84
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        If he was benched it would be hard to take.. benched v villa is a dagger in the back

  7. La Roja
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Ginger Pirlo on

  8. Bøwstring The Carp
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    9 years, 8 months ago

    Backed Middlesbrough not realising it was the early game.

    Deserved 😕

    1. Syd.
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      9 years, 8 months ago

      It's always the way

      Top v's Bottom

  9. Sharkytect
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Browsing through my competitors' team, counting their double gameweek players against my 15. Feels good now, but once those lineups come out I know I'll be fuming.

    If sanchez gets dropped i will personally slab wenger

    1. Clumsy Sakho
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Same I TC

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Slab? He is fond of a good slab bing ... O

  10. HVT
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Barthez
    Neville, Pallister, Vidic, Duxbury
    Poborski, Veron, Butt, Blomquist
    Cantona
    Solsjkær

    1. AlCapwnUK
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Solsjkaer to start?
      GET IN

    2. Fowler23
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Where's Hargreaves ?

      1. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Injured, posted a rehab video in YouTube 😉

    3. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      No Beckham :O

    4. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Blomqvist

    5. Marveaux or Kacaniklic
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Lol

  11. AlCapwnUK
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    No show from Lingard today?
    Score 1 for the lie in.
    Having Lukaku (C) and failing to use my TC this week...not so good

    1. KOLASINA(C)
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Did Lingard->Lanzini, sooo

      1. AlCapwnUK
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        very nice

  12. brownc46
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Gone down 25,000 places overall already (according to FFX) and not a single one of my players has kicked a ball...

    1. AlCapwnUK
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      its a cruel world

  13. samaael
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    How long until lineups ?

  14. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Khazri off at HT. That's him off my radar, then.

    1. AlCapwnUK
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      hmmm, he was a genuine candidate for gw37, between him and Brady (Nor)

    2. BananaNose Maldonado
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Probably because he got a yellow and Sam didn't want to chance going a man down.

  15. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Listening to Rough with the smooth tales is going to be epic once the DGW is over

  16. U-jin King™
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    9 years, 8 months ago

    c'mon Sunderland, you're the least annoying of the relegation fodder.

  17. Ziro Becomes One
    • 10 Years
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    In case Smalling does not start, who is with me for a DDoS attack on FPL to get free WC next week?

    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Yep

    2. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      I'd prefer to do this at FPL's office https://gfycat.com/AnxiousBlissfulAlaskanhusky

  18. The Bandit
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    9 years, 8 months ago

    Unless LVG has been given job assurances I'd be surprised is he dropped any important players

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      It is LVG you are talking about

    2. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Home to Villa, could rest entire team and still cruise to a win do

  19. ​
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Triple Captains inside the top 10K

    Sánchez (1081)
    Agüero (503)
    Özil (240)
    Martial (118)
    Bellerín (28)
    De Bruyne (25)
    Iwobi (23)
    Payet (20)
    de Gea (15)
    Rashford (13)
    Coutinho (8)
    Welbeck (7)
    Sturridge (6)
    Firmino (6)
    Smalling (3)
    Origi (3)
    Monreal (2)
    Lukaku (1)
    Kane (1)
    Carroll (1)
    Koscielny (1)
    Rooney (1)*
    Mitrovic (1)

    *Some say there's a thin line between madness and genius and I think Rooney TC is hovering over it.

    1. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      One of the Sanchez TC guys myself

      1. ​
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Damn top 10Ker *shakes fist* I'm coming for you Bowstring.

    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      %10 with Sanchez!

      Whoah!

    3. Ziro Becomes One
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Lol @ Rooney TC

    4. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Lukaku or any Newcastle player is up there on the madness scale.

      1. ​
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        At least Mitrovic has two home games and is on pens.*

        *I've really not convinced myself its smart either.

    5. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Sometimes I wonder how these guys are in the top 10k

    6. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      No Wickham?

    7. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      About 2k played so

    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    10mins to a disaster

    1. ​
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      I'm glad I built my Anderson shelter last week then.

  20. Fowler23
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    United to troll everyone. 2-1 win with a Rooney brace ?

    1. Pacer.
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      If he manages to trap the ball twice i'll be surprised

    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      0-3 Agbonlahor hattie

      1. Kiwivillan
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Agbonwhore has been sent to fat camp

    3. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      I hope Villa win 1-0 😉

    4. AlCapwnUK
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      glorious

  21. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Come on Norwich!

  22. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Any teams out yet?

    1. Fitzy.
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Norwich & Sunderland.

    2. KOLASINA(C)
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Yes, Norwich and Sunderland.

      1. Royal5
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        As expected.

  23. KOLASINA(C)
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    9 minutes to an absolute nightmare.

    1. Puzzle
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Difficulty breathing.

  24. Slam
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    T- 8 minutes

  25. Bath Alty
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    My ML was close 14 points separate top 3 (OR 80kish) I'm 2nd, I have BB and 14 DGW (will need 1 hit next week to field 11) was worried about Lukaku but then I find my rivals have done this!

    leader wildcarded this week and made 2 (two) subs and still has DDG and Butland as GK for example, 5DGW - shambles!

    3rd has taken a -20 (twenty) to field 15 DGW and BB

    The day has started very well!

  26. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    8 minutes until my computer is smashed.