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10 May 2016 2270 comments
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Tuesday evening treats us to just a single head-to-head as West Ham host Man United in the final league fixture to take place at the Boleyn Ground. The outcome of this evening’s match could have significant repercussions in the race for European places, with the visitors requiring a win to leapfrog neighbours City in the race for fourth spot and Champions League football.

Delving into the attacking data, the numbers bode well for both teams tonight. In terms of overall attempts across their respective last four, both West Ham (70) and United (65) sit amongst the top five, with the Hammers bettering their visitors by 42 shots inside the box to 35. Indeed, Slaven Bilic’s side have produced more than double the number of big chances (13 to six) than the Red Devils, which bodes well for their chances of bouncing back from Saturday’s disastrous home defeat at the hands of Swansea.

Looking at the defensive numbers, though, United’s defence have conceded just 24 shots inside the box over the same time frame – only Newcastle (17) have managed less. Whilst the Red Devils’ recent resilience is summed up by just one goal against – compared to their hosts’ seven strikes conceded – it’s somewhat surprising to see that Bilic’s side have allowed the opposition only four more efforts (28) from close-range than their visitors ahead of tonight’s encounter.

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  1. boogle
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Well good news for Carroll, Payet, Lanzini owners - Man U won't be parking the bus tonight...

    1. drughi
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Hi Ho Ha

      1. boogle
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Indeed

    2. Fi_fpl addict
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Very good lol

      1. boogle
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Ty ty

  2. RÏɠBY
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    i think west ham fans trying to help re-dehydrate manUre players who had been delayed & incubated in a bus for hours due to yet more chaos in the american owned team

    1. RÏɠBY
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      should be supported

  3. Hy liverpool
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    I was waiting to watch Carroll all the day before I go to the GYM ...

    A. Cccarroll
    Or
    B. Back and triceps

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      B

    2. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      A + beer and fatty foods

      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        this....im already on the abbot ale and cofresh snacks

    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Exercise is for losers.

      1. Zizoulicious
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Is that why Villa went down? 😉

        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          That plus being crap 😉

      2. Hy liverpool
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        That's the spirit

    4. J1F
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      B but why you doing that split?

      1. Hy liverpool
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        I'm going to do both ..scared that cccarroll doesn't score so I wouldn't go 🙂

  4. TheTinman
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    zzzzzzzzzzzzz start the match

  5. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    It's getting late.

    Tired legs vs tired legs.

    Walcott could be in for a haul.

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      You are right, its defo getting late. I might not even make the 60min mark myself.

  6. Meinhoff
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    So who has the craziest fans there in England? I have only heard about these West Ham hooligans and Milwall I think, and that Chelsea dude who made a movie

    1. Matamatics
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      The one on the train?

      1. Meinhoff
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        I dont remember really, he was in prison I think and then he got out or some sheet like that

    2. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Notoriously Chelsea, West Ham, Leeds and Millwall are supposed to be the worst I think.

      Worst experiences I've had have been with Chelsea and Leeds. Not the 80s any more though, compared to Turkey and Italy, English fans are saints nowadays.

      1. Meinhoff
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Yeah, I cant see why all the countries cannot push those strict laws like you have in England. I dont remember, was it Thatcher who pushed those laws or was it later? Anyway, here in my country, footvall fans are the biggest criminals, like mafia, running the football clubs with politicians, its chaos

    3. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      CC TV effectively ended it. No way of arranging it now without police getting involved before it kicks off proper.

  7. deathorglory
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Oh now they mention it...

  8. Railwayman
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Last time Utd was late for a match in London they lost 3-0. So Need 2 Payet goals and one from Lanzini please 😀

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Have you seen TheBusDriver?

  9. The Red Devil
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Payet brace & a Carroll goal
    Assists each for payet Carroll lanzini
    Brace for smalling

    1. AlCapwnUK
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      couple for David DeGea and Cresswell and I'm on for a full house

  10. Ron_Swanson
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    David Gold:

    Manchester United know the score, they should have been here at four o'clock.

    Really, nearly 4 hours before KO?!

    1. Mr. Blonde
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      He's a moron it's been evident a lot of times

  11. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Can anyone suggest some really good new films to watch? Watched Ex Machina the other night which was great.

    1. AlCapwnUK
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Grand Budapest Hotel
      The Master
      Mistress America

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        ^Grand Budapest gets my vote. Excellent film.

      2. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Cheers

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Green street - west ham v united edition

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Does it still have Frodo Baggins in it?

    3. Matamatics
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Whiplash?

      1. AlCapwnUK
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        yes

    4. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      A prophet (subtitled French film)

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Like the sound of this. Just googled it.

    5. Ron_Swanson
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Bone Tomahawk

    6. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Sicario
      Edge of Tomorrow
      The Revenant

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Actually have Sicario on download right now

        1. Bubz
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Completely legal download of course..

          1. Ron_Swanson
            • 15 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Yeah thats a good one.

          2. Pochecinno
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            😆

          3. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
            • 16 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            I don't get the fuss. It's a competent thriller and that's it. Ex Machina is excellent though.

    7. Meinhoff
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      The Big Short

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Watched that last night. Good film.

        1. Matamatics
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          If you want a less serious version of ex machina watch chappie

      2. Penang Sandman
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        or any Ryan Gosling movies

    8. NLB
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Spotlight
      Grand Budapest Hotel
      The Big Short
      Room

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Seen Room at the cinema, was great. Watched Big Short last night. Spotlight has been recommended to me before so will get that downloaded.

    9. Hy liverpool
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Old* Films
      1.the prestige
      2. Whiplash
      3. Now you see me

      1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Massive up vote for The Prestige!

        1. Hy liverpool
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Yeah that's My favourite movie

    10. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I enjoyed Ex Machina so much that I watched it again the next day.

      Best film I've seen recently was probably Let the Right One In.

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Yeah i'd like to see it again. Might be because I'm, strangely attracted to the robot

        1. AlCapwnUK
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          probs have the same porn history as the lead

        2. Hy liverpool
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Watched Edge of tomorrow?

        3. Give The Todd Some Love
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Yeah, the finer moral points of the film were lost on me when she started stripping off at the end.

      2. AlCapwnUK
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Original one?
        Great film

        1. Give The Todd Some Love
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Oh yes. No intention of seeing the American remake.

    11. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I watched Papillion the other night. Was pretty good.

    12. Rolls-Royce
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Imitation Game?

      1. AlCapwnUK
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        i think its a bit rubbish. but its an easy watch

    13. Dr Kenneth Noisewater
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Some of my favourites:

      12 Angry Men
      Come and See
      Cloud Atlas
      Lucky Number Slevin
      Oldboy
      The Prestige
      In The Loop

      Enjoy!

  12. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Fair play to LVG for not moaning about it too much

  13. deathorglory
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    I've no alliances but really hope Man Utd win.

    1. Nascimento
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      You and 90% of Thailand.

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        *Singapore

        1. Nascimento
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Yeah them too

    2. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Said no one ever.

  14. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    LVG "I am not risking martial, the media say and report alot of things, he was never a risk".

  15. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Anyone seen Daniel on here tonight? Utd bus bottled. Daniel have Martial in his team?

    Ummmm........interesting.

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Only has enough meds for weekend games.

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        😀

      2. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        I think Rigby Mot might have gotten into his stash.

    2. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      All I know is that The Bus Driver was driving the bus

    3. Gimli son of Gloin
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Can confirm he's getting in a quick sniff of his sisters knickers before she gets back from work.

  16. Penang Sandman
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    United game to lose and VanGaal version of United team usually performs better in these kind of games. 1-0 United win for me, i want Van Gaal stays at Manchester next season

  17. Ron_Swanson
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    David Gold is a nob!

    "There was congestion in the street and they couldn't get the coach in. There were people around the coach, but there was no attack on the coach.

    "If you check the coach there won't be any damage to it. If we arrived late at Old Trafford they wouldn't put the kick-off back."

    1. Nascimento
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      You never see other chairmen doing interviews. Not sure why this muppet's on TV every week.

    2. Art Vandelay
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Yep,will no doubt take a hardline approach to the thugs by banning them from ever setting foot in Upton Park again...

    3. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      That's Sullivan, not Gold

  18. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Don't think this game is going to end well.

  19. Hy liverpool
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    I can't seeeee

  20. SALVA
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Are the game starting or what the hell?!?????

    1. AlCapwnUK
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      8.30 kick off at the mo

    2. The Wise Owl
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Another 15 minutes.

    3. Hy liverpool
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      No light there

      1. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Wait until Jesus comes out of the tunnel.

        Although strangely he prefers to be called Andy Carrol.

        1. Hy liverpool
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          😀

    4. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Martial not injured yet..

    5. SALVA
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Thanks

  21. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    I'll say 3-1 which sucks for my clean sheets chances but anyway that's what I reckon it'll be

  22. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Team sheets game out 1hr 45mins before KO.

    So that's that myth busted.

    1. Kagawa-san-mia
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Game delayed because of hooligans thats why

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        😯

    2. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I think I bought Martial in time.

    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      😀

  23. jam
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    With Sanchez as first sub, I really need a Martial goal for my sanity.

    Sure there are others with Martial & Sanchez on bench..?

  24. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    David Sullivan

    "We could have got it started sooner, but the Man Utd players didn't want to get out and walk"

    Imagine that, not wanting to through through a baying mob lobbing bottles

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      *to walk through

    2. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Pansies. Be a man and take a bottle to the face. Mark Noble would do it.

      1. Penang Sandman
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        bottles may contain explosives grenades C4s

    3. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Dear god

    4. Shultan
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      i think its fair to say sullivan is a bit of an idiot. Don't understand why he gets intervied

  25. Siva Mohan
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    did Arsenal have similar farewell at Highbury's finale?

    1. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Yeah

      1. Siva Mohan
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        vs Wigan.. Henry scored hat-trick.. perfect finale..

  26. The Red Devil
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    David James managing to twist everything into a criticism against united
    Not surprising though

    1. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      What did that big muppet say

      1. The Red Devil
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        1- Rooney will have to calm down the youngsters, they might be affected by the bus thing
        2- earlier his prediction was a draw, post lvg interview, West Ham win

        Disappointed that he was invited as an expert

    2. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I hope his fee for this is going straight to the people he owes money to.

      1. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        hahahaha brilliant

        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Armani w*nker.

          1. KingNidge
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Indeed

  27. Jay_
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Brought in Martial and Ivanovic for -4, benching Sanchez. I'll take a Martial brace in a 3-2 win for us.

    • Siva Mohan
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Manchester United in desperate need of new coach? 🙂

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        😀

    • Nicks93
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      As kuchbas I hate Man Utd and their fans, I really hope they get 4th just to see pep in europa

      1. Nicks93
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        As much as* silly phone

    • JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      now we know why West Ham were so poor v Swansea

      They had no bottle, they were saving all for the Man Utd coach