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The Chili Bowl regular season has reached its third week and some teams are well on course for a place in the knockout stages. Sadly though, others have not been so lucky so far.

Fortunately, there is still plenty of time to turn it around. Let’s take a look at the key events from round two and where that leaves those teams taking part.

Conference A

After last week’s slightly sluggish start the teams in Conference A managed a more respectable combined tally of 1833 points. The New Orleans Contes crushed the San Antonio Ravers in the opening fixture, with Trigg amassing a superb 77 points crucial for the victors.

Zasa and Jossy also chipped in with impressive scores as the Contes won in convincing fashion. However, the margin of victory could have been less significant as AZ benched former FPL winner Tom Fenley, who managed the highest score of the entire round with a whopping 88 points.

The Los Angeles Vipers ground out a narrow win over the Boston Hawks. It proved to be a low scoring affair with Sid07 producing the standout performance with 66 points. The Washington Presidents continued their march to the play-offs with a blowout victory over the Miami Magicians. Balders was the highest scorer with 74 points, which secured him a place in the team of the week.

It should be an intriguing clash between the Boston Hawks and the Miami Magicians next week as both sides desperately need a victory to keep their hopes of qualification alive.

Conference B

The Philadelphia Sentrymen dominated the Mississippi Hillbillies with Teddy and The Pep Revolution starring with 74 and 72 points respectively. The slack jawed yokels even managed to bench their highest scoring player in another humiliating defeat.

The Cleveland Steamers secured a narrow victory over Phoenix Philistines. Zan Keroski played a pivotal role with 66 points. Elsewhere in Conference B, Austin Powers got the better of the Chicago Bull Sitters by 14 points, with Hooky earning a place in the team of the week with a colossal 77 points.

The Hillbillies and the Philistines face each other next in a make or break game with both sides needing a win in order to have any hope of making the knockouts.

Conference C

The Seattle Salad Dodgers recorded a comfortable 30 point victory over the San Diego Casuals. The nonchalant Californians put in a solid performance, however, the green leaf haters’ experience told as their veteran players Demi, Evs and Athletic Timbo ensured victory with three impressive tallies.

A heroic effort from SidL carried the New York Tommy Guns to a narrow victory over the Las Vegas Lemmings. He was the highest scoring active player and made the team of the week with 82 points.  KoL put in a captain’s performance with 72 points for the Lemmings, but it was ultimately in vain.

Finally, a charging Rhino led the San Francisco Bulls Deep to an impressive 51 point win over Spectrum’s San Jose Holebas with 69 points. Rhino is also leading the MVP race for the whole competition.

The Las Vegas Lemmings prop up the table with zero wins so far. They desperately need victory against the San Diego Casuals next week in order to stay in contention.

Conference D

The Jacksonville Jamaicans eased to a 36 point victory over the Utah Polygamists. Tommy Tour’s 68 points helped the Caribbean outfit to victory and was unlucky not to make the team of the week.

Morph’s 68 points contributed to the Indianapolis House of Pancakes’ 26 point victory over the Waikiki Beach Raiders. Wolves_simmo will clearly be disappointed after scoring 68 points and still ending up on the losing side.

Denver Does Dallas recorded a 40 point victory over Albuquerque Shaolin. Tony Hibbert and Nidge’s colourful antics clearly affected their performances in opposing ways as Hibbert led the team to victory with 66 points, while Nidge perhaps should have been left on the bench in hindsight with a meagre 22 points to show for his efforts.

The winless Utah Polygamists are currently bottom of Conference D and will need to whisk, toss and flatten the Indianapolis House of Pancakes next week in order to have a chance to make the knockouts.

TEAM AND MANAGER OF THE WEEK

Sidl (NY) 82

Hooky (CHI) 77

Teddy (PHI) 76

Balders (WAS) 74

Trigg (NOC) 73

The PEP Revolution (PHI) 72

Alternates:

Tom Fenley (SA) 88

Park the Bus (SD) 66

The presser award for last week goes to JonnyLeeds from Austin Powers for his left-field series of innuendo-filled ramblings.

A full run down of the All Star Points and captains award positions can be found here along with the rules.

The Manager of the week award goes to Laterriser12 from the Jacksonville Jamaicans, who was the only captain who managed to bench the two lowest scoring players this week.

THE SQUADS AND THE FIXTURE LISTS

Please see this spreadsheet  for details of all the squads (with links to each players FPL history) and fixtures.

The FCB Differentials Spreadsheet  allows teams to identify which players will be key in this week’s scoring. The instructions for using it are:

1. First, make a personal copy using the ‘File’ menu options (this will enable you to edit the cells)

2. Enter the GW no. in the blue-coloured cell on top.

3. Enter the FPL IDs of your six team members and the six IDs of the opponents’.

4. The sheet picks up the live FPL points of the players on each refresh, and the total for the team is displayed in green.

The FCB Next GW Scouting Spreadsheet will allow teams to pull in the previous week’s FPL teams for all eight of the opposing teams players to allow scouting of the squads. The instructions for using this spreadsheet are as above except the fpl points are no longer valid.

SIDE ORDERS

Further previews and nuggets of information will be posted within the comments throughout the week, but the important things to know are as follows:

·         Captains must email the FCB mailbox (fantasychilibowl@gmail.com) with their decision on which two players they are benching this week before the deadline of 11:59pm UK time on Friday night.  11:59pm UK time on the night before the FPL deadline will be the deadline each week.

·         Remember this is a FFS community competition and we expect all teams to have some presence within the comments on these articles.  If we see some teams not participating on this front, we will start enforcing rules to ensure this does happen.

  • The full rules can be found here - this includes details of the all-star game, other awards, and the latest all-star and captain’s award standings.

If you have any further queries, feel free to ask below in the comments or email us at: fantasychilibowl@gmail.com

As a final request, please do try and keep the FCB chat to the comment sections of our articles.

On behalf of the FCB committee (Jarvish, BabyB, Ziro, Adam West and Cheese)

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  1. Kered
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    Vipers vs Contes, what a match. I was nervous all weekend due to the amount of Firmino's and Walcott's you had on us..
    Great match, and GL for the rest of the tournament!

    This tournament has me all out of wack.. I'm wishing for my fpl players to do well but than I look at the opposing team and they have more of that player and I end up being torn. Only going to get more difficult I feel... aha
    And well done fellow Vipers! On to sink our Viper chilli pepper venom into our next victims...

    1. Jazz!
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Fair play mate, good game and good luck 🙂

    2. The Fantastic Mr Fox
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      I don't look at the differentials till most of the games r done. Gives me some peace of mind while watching the games

  2. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    We got hammered.

    Well done to Denver. These old boys know what they are doing.

    1. Shipstontrev
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      I left you a message at the bottom of the previous page...

  3. The Fantastic Mr Fox
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    In light of the stunning recent revelations by Spectrum and his men about us breaking the rules of the competition, the New York Tommy Guns would like to hold our hands up in acceptance and say, Cheat To Win. We're bad at FPL and we know it. No top Hall of Fame-ers in our team. Unfortunately,cheating is all we are good at. While we had an average score this week, we made sure that the lowest scorers became our opponents. Thank you Mods for conspiring with us to make this happen.
    To Spectrum and his 2 mates who comment on here, 'Couldn't have done it without ya 😉 ' Cheat2Win

    1. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      "hello Tesco delivery, I would like two super sized tubs of popcorn and some nachos please"

    2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      As I said no problems with you Mr Fox, well done on the win was a topsy turvey game that went one way and then the other.

      Good luck in your next game

      1. The Fantastic Mr Fox
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 5 days ago

        Yup. Topsy turvy game. Fun, nonetheless. But when u make claims about my team, i will stand up to defend them. Like i said, even in the matter of lurkers we have one more than you. We like to flirt with breakin the rules.
        Cheat2Win

    3. SidL
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Fantastic Mr. Fox, can you BE more honest?
      #CheatToWin

      *New York is always a Good Idea*

    4. Snuffles
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      A bunch of "undeserving lurkers" going on to beat a carefully assembled "Hall of Fame Mercenaries". You just can't write that stuff.. unless you cheat. 😉

      #Cheat2Win

      1. John t penguin
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 5 days ago

        Never seen your face round this way before, you just moved in?

        1. The Fantastic Mr Fox
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 5 days ago

          shhh.. he's one of our lurkers

      1. The Fantastic Mr Fox
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 5 days ago

        love it *click click*

  4. John t penguin
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    is anyone actually waiting on the mboro game to decide their tie

    1. Rhinos
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      yeah if Valdes scores 20 own goals the bulls could be in trouble

    2. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Yeah,
      IIRC 14 points vs double Boro defense. Go Snodgrass

      1. BabyB
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 5 days ago

        You sure about the 14? Think i have it as 7 points.

        It's 12 points before autosubs and to come on you have a Jaku (0) + Pickford (3) and we have a Fletcher (5) and a Pickford (3).

        Unless i am missing something?

        1. Sjaugen
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 5 days ago

          Have missed the Fletcher. Only used the google sheet posted here

  5. Pirlø's Pen
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 5 days ago

    3/3 for Aunt Jemima's favourite.

    Now to put the Shaolin's to the sword!

    1. AA33
        9 years, 5 days ago

        Let's do it.....eager to beat our next opponents.

      • John t penguin
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 5 days ago

        Can't work out if we want you to beat everyone and reduce their number of wins or want you to lose and get pulled back into pack

        1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 5 days ago

          I think the former is better for you. The pack are snapping at your heels as much as they are ours.

          Have you actually seen anyone from Albuquerque on these pages?

          1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 5 days ago

            Some Albuquerque stats.

            Members of any fantasy football scout league: 0
            Members of 'ABTM League2017': 8
            Countries of origin: 1 (Malaysia)
            Posts found on chilli-bowl articles: 0 (please add a link if I am wrong)

            Lucky they weren't drawn in Spectrum's group!

            Most important stat. Points this week...

            Indianapolis House of Pancakes: 496 + Snodgrass (1st)
            Albuquerque Shaolin: 325 (24th).

            1. Pirlø's Pen
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 5 days ago

              Hmmmmmmmm.

            2. Haggis
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 5 days ago

              The plot thickens

              1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 5 days ago

                Thinker than Aunt Jemima's maple syrup.

                1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
                  • 9 Years
                  9 years, 5 days ago

                  * ...thicker...

            3. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 5 days ago

              Nope your quite right there were 3 teams that did not follow the rules of the competition.

              1. kingozil-The Germans once a…
                • 13 Years
                9 years, 4 days ago

                Spectrum 😀

                1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
                  • 14 Years
                  9 years, 4 days ago

                  Exactly my reaction when I look at your ranks Ozil, well worked out.

            4. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 5 days ago

              There captain has posted a couple of times and that's all

              1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 5 days ago

                I'm not too fussed about it but it must be annoying for people who tried to get into teams and couldn't.

                It would also be nice to think that if we spent some time on pressers and banter, the other team might respond, or at least read them.

                Confident we'll batter them next week, and that's enough for me.

          2. John t penguin
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 5 days ago

            No nor much of utah

            1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 4 days ago

              TBF I've seen Utah's captain on here once or twice. All those wives must keep you busy.

      • Hurricane Gilbert
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 4 days ago

        Shaolin is the Villa of Conference D?

        1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 4 days ago

          At least Villa do press conferences.

          They somehow beat Jacksonville Jamaicans too; they must have smoked a lot that week

    2. gro1994
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Delighted with the win for the Ravers, even if I was only watching from the bench!

      1. Az
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 4 days ago

        We needed that!

        Good job all... our group is tiiiiiiight!

        1. gro1994
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 4 days ago

          Indeed. Four teams with two wins out of three in our group going into next week I believe... Should be interesting!

    3. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 days ago

      Boro beat Hull 1-0. Did Austin hold out, or was that enough for Cleveland to pinch it?

      498pts for Indianapolis, just short of the Indy500.

      1. BabyB
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 5 days ago

        I think Cleveland have nicked it with the cs if my calcs are correct.

        Didn't enjoy watching that hoping for a cs 😯

        1. Bazzalona
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 5 days ago

          Barragan may just get a bap too so touch wood that might do it.
          Too close for comfort watching that corner fly across the face of goal!

          1. BabyB
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 5 days ago

            Yeah, my heart sank at that point as I thought it was in!

            A glass may have been thrown if it had gone in as well.

            1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 5 days ago

              That Diomande shot too, great save from Valdes.

        2. VougieDipond
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 5 days ago

          I think we have done it :O

          1. jonnyleeds
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 5 days ago

            Yeah, think you did it. Well played, you have a good squad... we hope to meet again.

            1. Bazzalona
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 5 days ago

              Thanks a lot, very good of you.
              Hope we have, our conference is pretty open.

            2. VougieDipond
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 5 days ago

              Thanks, unlucky. Great end to a horrendous gw personally

            3. BabyB
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 5 days ago

              Unlucky Jonny. Great matchup.

              Good luck next week as well. Hope to see more of your pre game pressers.

          2. Bazzalona
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 5 days ago

            Just looking at it now he missed by about an inch.
            Shame.....

      2. Amateur Pundit Zan
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 4 days ago

        Who would have thought middllesborough v hull on a monday night would be so exciting? 🙂

      3. AA33
          9 years, 4 days ago

          Just missed the 500 point mark still 498 is a huge score and the top score of this week 😎

      4. Hurricane Gilbert
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 5 days ago

        Finally Phoenix Philistines got their first win against Mississippi Hillbillies. We will hold on and stay in the game til' the end!

        Good luck in the next games Hillbillies.

        1. Sp0rting
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 4 days ago

          Nothing to do with luck,

          I blame the Captain....

        2. meerlight
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 4 days ago

          When do we start for real?

          1. Lord.
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 4 days ago

            Transferred already?

      5. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 4 days ago

        turns out the casuals are rather good at this... we still dont know the rules, but somehow as always seems to be the way, the powers that be tell us we won. right im off to buy gaston ramirez.

        1. People in Preston
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 4 days ago

          I'm really trying to get with the flow Tets. Into the groove. Desperately trying to delete the bookmark to this page.

          Read a WhatsApp post that said: “Snodgrass to start, score 3 own goals, miss 4 penalties and get a red card.” Didn't really understand it but bet €10 on him anyway.

          No mention of vintage red wines.

          Anyway, I think our team won. Or lost. I'm hedging my bets.

          Casual.

        2. Jigger & Pony
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 4 days ago

          Did we win mate? Just logging in to check how my team did over the weekend.

      6. SidL
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 4 days ago

        The scores spreadsheet hasn't updated yet. Or has it? We want to know the number of humble pies the "deserving" San Jose gets served.
        We may or may not win again in this tournament, but we have already beaten the "Deserving Ones".

        1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 4 days ago

          What humble pie? A win or a loss is immaterial it still does not change the fact you cheated with your recruitment.

      7. Rhinos
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 4 days ago

        Gotta say the casuals are my favourite posters right now, no offence to the presidents and others who's efforts I'm too casual to read. I'm also too casual to use google so here goes;
        Frasier, Ichiro, Niles, Andre Marriner, your boys took one hell of a beating

      8. SidL
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 4 days ago

        Must say, San Francisco and Seattle are at a different level altogether. Would be very difficult to overcome them. The scores they have notched up are impressive to say the least.

        1. John t penguin
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 4 days ago

          a weeks a long time in pretend fantasy football as nobody has ever said before

          1. GreenWindmill
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 4 days ago

            Best I can do... http://imgur.com/6HpsfAH

            1. John t penguin
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 4 days ago

              oh he hits the bar 😉

      9. A.T
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 4 days ago

        Ooo it's getting updated as we speak.

      10. Ziro
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 4 days ago

        UPDATED!

        Sorry for the delay this week.

        DelhiDynamo absolute tonking score!
        https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/entry/1140334/history

        From 600k to 60k OR in ONE WEEK!

        1. Ziro
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 4 days ago

          Indianapolis, Seattle, San Francisco and Philadelphia the only teams with a 1000+ combined-score across Weeks 1-3

          1. Ziro
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 4 days ago

            Seattle on 1000 points but still in 4th position in the group 😯

          2. andy85wsm
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 15 Years
            9 years, 4 days ago

            And we've lost twice 🙁

          3. A.T
            • 15 Years
            9 years, 4 days ago

            And yet we're up against it to qualify. 🙁

            Must win games now for the Salad Dodgers.

            1. andy85wsm
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 15 Years
              9 years, 4 days ago

              Same thing happened in my last tournament I think, or one of them as Sri Lanka. We had one of the best scores but struggled to qualify

              1. A.T
                • 15 Years
                9 years, 4 days ago

                It won't happen this time. I have faith in my awesome squad. When the chips are down the Salad Dodgers will rise triumphant once again! 😀

                Hurrah!

                1. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
                  • 10 Years
                  9 years, 4 days ago

                  u salad dodgers should maybe leave the chips down a couple more weeks...

                  1. A.T
                    • 15 Years
                    9 years, 4 days ago

                    I'm just big boned ffs 🙁

            2. LE GOD(C)-AMERICAN DYCHO-(1…
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 4 days ago

              Must be a bit gutting to lose with such great scores guys. Unlucky.. I'm sure your win the last two and still qualify with the squad you guys have. GL fellas. Good match up 🙂

        2. A.T
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 4 days ago

          Wow Holy Cow. Well played that man!

        3. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 4 days ago

          Well done DeliDynamo very pleased for him. Really nice guy glad he got a team.

          1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 4 days ago

            *Delhi

        4. AA33
            9 years, 4 days ago

            Great to see that again an Indian has bagged the top score. Well played DelhiDynamo!

            1. Hurricane Gilbert
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 4 days ago

              How many indians play FCB? 😉

              1. AA33
                  9 years, 4 days ago

                  Don't know but surely less than the English. 😉
                  Will tell the exact number tomorrow

                  1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
                    • 9 Years
                    9 years, 4 days ago

                    Looks like just over 175,000.

                    1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
                      • 9 Years
                      9 years, 4 days ago

                      Sorry, that's # playing FPL.

            2. BabyB
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 4 days ago

              gw rank of 102 for Delhi 😯

              Well played that man!

          • Sp0rting
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 4 days ago

            It 'aint over for the Hillbillies until the fat lady sings whilst playing a banjo.

          • John t penguin
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 4 days ago

            much discussion was had amongst the elders and the warriors after the unexpected loss in week 2.
            " I fear we have lost our way as a team" utter cylus, the self doubt in his leadership starting to show.
            elder the eldest replied "it is not about a single step my son, it is about the long journey. Remember if a man dwells on the past he ignores the present but if a man ignores the past he may rob the future"
            it was obvious Hawaiian TV could still only pick up 1970s American tv shows.
            "I am but a humble wolf but I believe we should look to the spirits to guide us" said young wolves in a husky and even if I do say so slightly sexy voice.
            "I agree" spoke JTD as he produced a nice 12 year old jui jui malt from his bag.
            "eh I think he means the god like spirits. you know the tree god, beach god, big flappy turtle god" suggested score.
            "rashin fashin teetotal dastardly"
            "hang on isn't that what mutley says? why you pretending to be a cartoon dog?"
            *sideways glance to camera*
            So the elders and warriors sat down for a long night to see if the spirits would guide them.
            and on it went
            and on
            .
            .
            .
            .
            and on
            .
            .
            .
            ( hang on haven't you done this bit before in your first chapter?' , Ed)
            (repeating the same crap week in week out hasn't done simon cowell any harm has it)

            At a point in the darkest of the night a mighty sound came from the ocean.
            oooooooh went the audience, (well it is panto season)
            elder the eldest declared this to be a sign, the mighty noise that is not the panto bit. In fact I am not even sure Hawaiians know what panto is, oh yes they do, oh know they don't.
            "get on with it" shouted BabyB
            "the gods have spoken and have said we should follow the great whale, he will lead us to victory"
            So the warriors agreed that Whales would be there inspiration to victory against the mysterious shaolin of alberkurki, no albertquerte. alber... ah forget it they are never on here anyway.
            unfortunately Delhi had fallen asleep during the night and only woke up when everyone started moving.
            " what did we decide?" he asked HOH
            "we are to be like whales" replied HOH
            "they shall be our guide" added HOH
            (can you see the xmas theme there?)
            what the others didn't know was that HOH said whales but Delhi actually heard Wales.
            So in his head he formed a plan, a plan that involved a team that would have one superstar and one reasonably decent yet injury prone star and the rest bang average.
            this plan involved an early sacrifice of -8. Fortunately viratkohli had volunteered to get benched so it meant delhi would play.
            I wont say his team mates doubted him but a front line of benteke, Austin and aguero as well as his almost obsessive desire to get Can in for a hit, yeah ok we all doubted him.
            So whilst the rest of the team were trying to work out how to put blow holes in their heads and survive on a diet of plankton young delhi was trying to work out how to get our new sponsors name onto our shirts 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch tourist board'.
            It would be easy for me to write a long and detailed tale of the match but momentous occasions like this should be marked by a single word or phrase.
            one small step for man....
            I did not have sex*al relations....
            they think its all over...
            I am not doing it behind the leisure centre.. (this is more a personal one)
            so this week shall be forever known on the islands as Dehli 131

            1. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 4 days ago

              lovely stuff jtd.

            2. Delhidynamo
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 4 days ago

              salute to the banter king HOH HOH HOH

            3. aaaaaa
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 3 days ago

              Amazing stuff JTD!

              PSSSSSST, thanks for u volunteering for me to get me benched 🙂

          • AA33
              9 years, 4 days ago

              Indianapolis House of Pancakes (IHOP) completed a hattrick of wins in style, amassing a whopping score of 498- the highest score this week 😎

              Our opponents Utah Polygamists got a good score of 430 (8th highest score this week), but still it looks like a humiliation due to our huge score - a 68 point win which is the second best win.

              We feel for Utah, they got the 2nd highest score in Conference D as well yet they lost. Good luck in your next game.

              1. Pirlø's Pen
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 4 days ago

                Yep well done IHOP yet again, another win and we've pretty much qualified.

                And at the moment can't see anyone coming in our way in Conf D.

                Condolences to Utah, definitely do not deserve to be bottom of the group!

                1. John t penguin
                  • 11 Years
                  9 years, 4 days ago

                  I reckon even high scoring defeat should see you through
                  we play dallas last game so only one of us can win more than three games

                  1. Pirlø's Pen
                    • 10 Years
                    9 years, 4 days ago

                    Hmmm hopefully, always nice to be sure though. Gonna be very tight for qualification thats for sure.

              2. SAY SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 4 days ago

                The Chili Bowl has been an unmitigated disaster for us. Even a decent score this week has ended up looking shoddy 🙁

                1. Pirlø's Pen
                  • 10 Years
                  9 years, 4 days ago

                  Yeah, genuinely don't deserve to be bottom, all your matches you have put up a great fight. Hope you pick up a win in the future!

                2. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
                  • 9 Years
                  9 years, 4 days ago

                  Really felt for you guy this week. As AA33 said, 2nd highest score in the group. Also 430 would have won 7 / 12 of this weeks fixtures.

                  It was triple mostly Eriksen (54) that did it for us.

                  1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
                    • 9 Years
                    9 years, 4 days ago

                    * mostly triple (I need to get better at proof-reading)

            • ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 4 days ago

              Quick mention to Rhinos who picked up another APS point to continue to lead the MVP/all-star rankings - his OR has gone from 400k to 40k in the three GWs of the tournament so far as a result........

              Rankings will be fully updated tonight.

              1. AA33
                  9 years, 4 days ago

                  Great going Rhinos!

                • LE GOD(C)-AMERICAN DYCHO-(1…
                  • 11 Years
                  9 years, 4 days ago

                  Yep excellent scores Rhinos!! Keep up the good work for Team SFBD

                • Rhinos
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 4 days ago

                  cheers Jarvish, keep feeding me grass and we will see what happens 😛

              2. AA33
                  9 years, 4 days ago

                  This week's all about Conference D!

                  Top scoring team : Indianapolis (498)
                  Top scoring player : DelhiDynamo (123)
                  Highest range of victory : By Waikiki against Albuquerque (93 point win)

                  1. John t penguin
                    • 11 Years
                    9 years, 4 days ago

                    so we could have benched delhi

                    1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
                      • 9 Years
                      9 years, 4 days ago

                      Yes. Also, you could have let Albuquerque use both their subs (like a bench boast) and still won by 2pts.

                • SAY SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT
                  • 10 Years
                  9 years, 4 days ago

                  Unless I'm mistaken (and I hope I am), Utah P's are out. Despite having the 3rd highest score in the Conference.

                  1. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
                    • 9 Years
                    9 years, 4 days ago

                    Afraid so. Waikiki and Denver play in the last round and so 1 must increase their score.

                    Albuquerque are almost certainly out too, owing to their very low total score (820 = joint worst).

                    1. SAY SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT
                      • 10 Years
                      9 years, 4 days ago

                      Frustrating, man.

                • Park_The_Bus
                  • 10 Years
                  9 years, 4 days ago

                  I got a mention the the article ooommmgggggg, my life is now complete

                • meerlight
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  9 years, 4 days ago

                  I'm looking forward to the game at chicago this weekend. Apparently the pre-match entertainment includes some fat bird playing the banjo!

                  1. Lord.
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 10 Years
                    9 years, 4 days ago

                    ... er, actually its a fat bird playing bingo.

                    1. meerlight
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 14 Years
                      9 years, 4 days ago

                      chicago really pushing the boat out! Bingo at half-time.

                      1. Lord.
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 10 Years
                        9 years, 4 days ago

                        wait till you see the prizes.

                  2. Hurricane Gilbert
                    • 9 Years
                    9 years, 4 days ago

                    May the best banjo team win!

                    https://youtu.be/gsC4kf6x_Q0

                • ameenkw
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 4 days ago

                  Did we win? Can someone check?

                  1. Hurricane Gilbert
                    • 9 Years
                    9 years, 4 days ago

                    Casuals always win 😉

                    1. Lord.
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 10 Years
                      9 years, 4 days ago

                      Did someone mention wind?

                  2. Park_The_Bus
                    • 10 Years
                    9 years, 4 days ago

                    Win what?

                • jonnyleeds
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 11 Years
                  9 years, 4 days ago

                  Ronhaar ( the captain of Austin Powers) throws the keys to Room 513 at the hotel receptionist.

                  Baby B of the Cleveland Steamers is standing at the doorway with the 2 Chinese sisters.

                  "Unlucky Ronhaar... we thought you had it won but we put the shackles on Snoddy" smirked Baby B as he holds his hand out to Ronhaar.

                  Ronhaar nods... " Fook Yoo" he says... " you can stay here we don't need you" looking at the older sister .

                  "Fook Mi" adds Shyam ( 42 towels)

                  "She can stay as well" storms Ronhaar heading towards the tour bus .

                  "What... wait... " stammers Shyam " I have left my leopard print Y fronts in the room"

                  ... this time there is no staff dancing in the reception... only Baby B and his 7 comrades are there waving off a very quiet and subdued tangerine dream machine ... the 2 Chinese sisters have left and Shyam is last seen running-through the snow after the bus .. it looks like he's waving frantically something cloth like with animal print on.

                  1. Hurricane Gilbert
                    • 9 Years
                    9 years, 4 days ago

                    Proper presser that

                  2. 42towels
                    • 11 Years
                    9 years, 3 days ago

                    Hahaha! Park the bus! The Y front is the only proof that we did get f***ed last round. I am going to exchange it for a chastity belt.

                • Hurricane Gilbert
                  • 9 Years
                  9 years, 4 days ago

                  Spreadsheet is a mess under Details. Not sorted by team name anymore, but on FFS name. Please fix!

                  1. BabyB
                    • 12 Years
                    9 years, 3 days ago

                    Just checked the spreadsheet linked in the article and it looks fine to me.

                    Have you saved a copy elsewhere and messed with it?

                  2. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
                    • 10 Years
                    9 years, 3 days ago

                    Sorry - that was probably me farting about with it to do the APS updates. Should be ok now 🙂

                • New Chili Bowl Post
                  J0E
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • Has Moderation Rights
                  • 16 Years
                  9 years, 3 days ago

                  New Chili Bowl article - please use that for further tournament discussion.

                  http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2016/12/07/fantasy-chili-bowl-week-4/