The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Opinion
21 January 2017 1290 comments
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I’m on the attack and seizing the initiative. Either that or I’m making hasty and foolish transfers, as a slave to the rapidly fluctuating player prices.

The jury is still out; you can decide.

On the back of a couple of strong Gameweeks and a healthy rise in rank, my solution to maintain such momentum is to throw away four points and bin my most valuable squad asset. Jermain Defoe has departed, gently shaking his head and muttering something about being involved in 70% of Sunderland’s goals.

I look away, put my hands over my ears, and soak up some Romelu Lukaku goals on YouTube.

The erratic Belgian arrives back in the fold to no doubt bring joy and frustration in equal measure.

Costing me just 7.1 back in Gameweek 4, Defoe’s prolific scoring was always a pleasant bonus. At 9.5 and with a four point hit bundled in, there’s rather more pressure on Lukaku to perform: I’ve got big expectations.

Come 4.50 this afternoon, the sheer folly of this latest trade may reveal itself, but at least I can be content that Defoe’s departure sits well with my policy this season. When the opportunity arises, when my head and gut align to reveal a potentially profitable move, I will go with it.

“Faint heart never won fair lady”, which in my world equates to “the timid will struggle to earn green arrows.”

If I had a notch on my bedpost for every green arrow won so far this season, my bedpost would be decidedly scruffy, and any fair lady foolish enough to see it would wonder why I keep a chisel under the mattress.

There’s also extra motivation to show such courage: my mini-leagues have become a factor.

It’s just like the old days when Granville’s Fantasy Football habit wasn’t distracted by the real world and making decisions that actually matter.

In recent seasons I’ve either been too far behind or ahead to concern myself with rivals, but this campaign has been very different.

I’m currently chasing Torres Magic up one ladder, and some upstart called Owen Hargreaves in another.

That’s brought a new determination and an opportunity to monitor and act on an opponent’s decisions. There’s new interest in every Gameweek and pressure on each decision. This is what brought me to Fantasy Football all those years ago; it feels good to have those feelings revived.

Those knowing glances with Granville in the office are currently replaced with throwaway exchanges in the comments at 1am. It’s a rivalry that spans timezones – not the same but welcome nonetheless.

Overall, it feels like I’m in touching distance of a memorable season. I’ve probably already made enough “correct” decisions to have banked a credible rank if I now play to the percentages. It might be wise to give in to “dullard” tendencies but I’m trying to resist.

For now, I’ll stick to the plan. Take a few hits and a few risks and see where it gets me.

At least if it all goes awry, I can just log off before Torres Magic wakes up. He can’t hunt me down in the office kitchen like Granville used to.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. AA33
      9 years, 22 days ago

      Oooohhh the PL Pundits v Presenters League has plenty of former football players! 🙂

      1. AA33
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Great preamble Mark!

      2. Dynamo Chicken
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Ok futurists crystal ball time, what's going to happen today.

        I'm going for Giroud to start and break the Sanchez captainers hearts.

        Spurs v Chelsea to be a high scoring game with a brace for Augero and a 30 minute brace from the messiah when he gets subbed on for a 4-3 win.
        Wimmer slotting in so Spurs keep the same formation but without the same resilience.

        Costa to start and score at least one.

        Phillips to score and assist for West Brom.

        Lallana to blank

        No clean sheet for Man Utd

        1. Ha.
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Doubt Aguero will get a brace for Chelsea

        2. Mr. Blonde
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          If Aguero gets a brace I will release at least one tear

          1. Dynamo Chicken
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 22 days ago

            He had a chat with Pep during the week apparently, either he will be benched or will go bananas I think (hope), as the saying goes he's due.

        3. MY DJ NAME IS PIMP CURRY
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Who's the messiah?

          1. Dynamo Chicken
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 22 days ago

            Jesus

      3. Tomlette Greggs
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        bottomed.

        safe to bring Brunt in?

        Considering taking a -4 to bring him in for Holebas (more a long-term move given Brunt won't have blanks in GW26/28) as my third starting defender this week.

      4. Mr. Blonde
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Romelu and Laurent, welcome to the team

        1. Venom Snake
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Good moves

      5. kirwy
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Play Lovren och McAuley?

        1. kirwy
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          *Or

        2. Unbowed Unbent N'Golo
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Lovren

        3. DonTheSpecialOne
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Both 😉 Lovren

      6. Venom Snake
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Repost

        Coutinho in 18% of teams is very high considering his injury, so I can only assume dead teams.

        Best way to figure out effective ownership?

        1. MY DJ NAME IS PIMP CURRY
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          His 'transfers in' last week and this are his effective ownership

        2. Rohirrims
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Was on 14% going into christmas break.. so 4% active teams.

      7. Weasel51
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Lost on last page!! Plz help

        Heaton
        Alonso Evans Chambers
        Alli Sanchez (c) Antonio Phillips
        Aguero Ibra Giroud

        Pickford Pieters Amat Leko

        1 ft 0.0 ITB

        Anything I should be doing with this lot, lads? Can't see Evans playing personally.

        1. Weasel51
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Anyone???

        2. DaddyPig
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Downgrade Aguero to Lukaku, upgrade defenders. Amat to Baines maybe?

          1. Weasel51
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 22 days ago

            Lukaku over Kane?

            1. DaddyPig
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 22 days ago

              Yeah tough, I have both. Over the next few weeks Lukaku could be awesome. Kane's involvement can be shared around more I feel. You never know when Kane will explode.

      8. Numb
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        What was Mark's other transfer?

        1. Mark
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 19 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Siggy to Stan.

          1. Numb
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 22 days ago

            Fair enough. Good moves I think. Nice positive play.

          2. FPL Virgin
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 22 days ago

            Captain?

        2. tisza
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          stanislas I think (on the scoutcast) for Siggy

      9. Kyran Glennon
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Who to Captain?

        A) Sanchez
        B) Ibra
        C) Rondon
        D) Costa
        E) Phillips

        1. GE
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          A

      10. DA Minnion (Former great)
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        An Alli brace and a Kane blank would be lovely today.

        1. GE
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          A brace for both would be great 😉

        2. TaiwanHC
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Oh yeah!

      11. GE
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Hate my self for doing transfers to early between the GWs!

        I did Pogba and Giroud -> Stanislas and Kane at -4
        --> afraid of Giroud this GW 🙁

      12. DonTheSpecialOne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Hi guys 🙂 Let's say you decided to hit the WC button this GW in frustration (even though you really had planned to save it for DGW's). Would you keep Alli or swap him for the Dane?

        1. Sailboats
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Swap

        2. Fumi
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Depends if you've got much value tied up in All

          1. DonTheSpecialOne
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            9 years, 22 days ago

            Bought him at 8.6 I think

      13. jonnyleeds
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Highlight of a Saturday morning. Cup of tea with toast reading Marks pre-amble. It did make me laugh and has motivated me to hunt down my ML leader. Only 50 behind and he has gone dullard.

        1. Numb
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Everyone's favourite article!

          (After "Say What" of course"

          1. Numb
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 22 days ago

            😉

      14. fijuhmon
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Quickly, Antonio to Stanislas for free or save?

        1. SuperMario
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Yes

        2. Hybrid.power
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Save

        3. DaddyPig
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Yeah!!

      15. Win'dian
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Suggestions needed, can't make up my mind on this last bit..

        1. Costa(C) + Coutinho
        2. Lukaku(C) + Alli

        Thanks in advance

        1. DaddyPig
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          2!!

          1. Win'dian
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 22 days ago

            Thanks, you just gave me confidence to go without costaa

      16. POLSKA GOLA
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        I can't decide which two to play out of Walker, Valencia, Defoe and Capue. Any help welcome

        1. Funkyav
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Walker and Defoe I reckon

          Its Capoue and toss a coin for the other one actually

          1. POLSKA GOLA
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 22 days ago

            Thanks, I'm playing double WBA defense but have a feeling Defoe will ruin it if I benched him (sight)

      17. Funkyav
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Love the preamble

        Cheers Mark

      18. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Bit embarrassing that Mr FFS is being beaten in the Pundits league by Mr Red Flag 😛

      19. The Overthinker
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        TEAM LOCKED

        Heaton
        Azpi-rose-bellarin
        Sanchez(vc) -philips-firmino(C)-stan
        Costa-ibra-defoe

        Bench - jaku, holebas,capoue,pieters.

        Ibra,Costa, Sanchez were other options. Knee getting weak !!!

      20. Boleyn Boy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Morning All. Any advice would be greatly appreciated as I'm stuck as to which option to take. Thanks in advance:

        A) Aguero & Allen to Costa & Mirallas (or someone else similarly priced) -4 hit

        B) Aguero & Allen to Giroud & Hazard -4 hit

        C) Stick

        1. SuperMario
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          C

      21. Super Zlatan8
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        KEEP
        A - hazard & benteke
        or transfer in
        B - Lukaku & Philips.

        1. Jacket Potato
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Prob keep for one more week then do the transfer

        2. Fumi
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          A. Can't ship Has before Hull

      22. Jacket Potato
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Missed this last week, great work Mark as usual!

      23. The Wizard of Ozil
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Cech (Grant)
        Chambers - Alonso - Brunt (Ake,Pieters)
        Lallana - Alli - Sanchez(c) - Phillips (De Roon)
        Giroud - Kane - Costa(vc)

        Good to go? Still not sure who should get the armband, want to give it to Costa but afraid he might not start

      24. GaMBa
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Hi, Who should i bench for GW22?
        This is what i had in mind.

        Foster (Heaton)
        Friend Walker Alonso (McAuley Pieters)
        Alli Hazard Lallana Phillips Sterling
        Giroud Ibrahimovic (Origi)

        My main question is Walker Vs McAuley.
        any opinions?

      25. Bring on the shots
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Aguero and Carroll TO Kaku and Giroud

        Done!!

        Good luck everyone!!

        1. Hybrid.power
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Good moves

        2. Viper
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Looks great & I could do the the same but I want Ibra & Kane going forward

      26. Den
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Play Rodriguez or Allen?

        1. Hybrid.power
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Rod

          1. Den
            • 16 Years
            9 years, 22 days ago

            Will he start though?

      27. Hybrid.power
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        A Costa haul this weekend would more than make up for my Alonso screw up last week!

      28. Viper
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Thanks to 'My name DJ', Clump & Raffa the Gaffa a couple of pages back. Any other advice?

        If I want Kane from next week, Am I better off doing Aguero - > Kane this week so I can use my 2fts next week in other areas?

        1. Hybrid.power
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          Do you have 2 fts this week?

      29. dhirst
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        Kun & De Roon out for Kaku & Pedro? Bench Alli. Thoughts??

        1. Sillet Bang
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 22 days ago

          bench Alli! Wtf

          1. dhirst
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 22 days ago

            He'll blank

      30. BraxterStockman
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 22 days ago

        I have 1 FT and will remove Jakupovic.
        I already got Grant.

        A) Foster
        B) Valdes

        Thanks!