Opinion

The Knee Jerk – Gameweek 34

We were braced for disappointment and, four matches in, the Gameweek has delivered just that.

While it would have been hopelessly optimistic to expect big returns from Saturday’s limited set of fixtures, it’s already clear that we may have to settle for consolidation, if not damage limitation, from Gameweek 34.

Middlesbrough have been quick to snatch the role of arch villains.

Brought in by 201,000+ FPL managers – second only to Manchester United’s Marcus Rashford for transfer traffic – we started the day wondering if striker Alvaro Negredo could possibly grasp hero status. Sadly, it seems we already have our answer.

In truth, Gaston Ramirez is perhaps the real culprit behind Boro and Negredo’s miserable afternoon. The Uruguayan’s needless back-to-back cautions reduced Steve Agnew’s to ten men having already fallen behind to an early Josh King goal at Bournemouth.

That hindered their toothless attack and meant that Negredo would again be starved of service. Agnew’s side mustered a pitiful five attempts on goal, with Negredo treated to two of those efforts.

Meanwhile, at the back, Ben Gibson – brought in by more than 118,000 FPL managers – marshalled a defence that capitulated to concede four goals and return zero points.

With both Hull City and Swansea City earning victory, the concern now is that Boro may be on the verge of giving up the ghost.

They will face Sunderland on Wednesday for their second Gameweek fixture in what has the makings of a dead rubber. The loser will sure be relegated, the victor, in all likelihood, will be accompanying them. A draw would be useless for both.

Optimists among us will be willing Agnew’s side to lift themselves – to bounce back from today’s damaging 4-0 reverse with a convincing performance with goals and a shutout.

However, we have to question just how much they have left in the tank. We didn’t neccersarily expect profit from the trip to the Vitality Stadium, but we could hardly have envisaged such a fruitless defeat.

Over 155,000 (3.5%) put the armband on Negredo, including 27 of the top 100 FPL managers – Rashford, with 20, was the next most popular armband option. That is a staggering statistic and evidence of just how a double Gameweek can turn heads and warp the decision-making of even the leading managers.

To be fair, today’s big single Gameweek asset fared little better.

Everton’s Romelu Lukaku started his clash with West Ham as the most captained – backed by 602,000+ (13.6%) of FPL managers.

No doubt buoyed by his record of nine goals in nine appearances against the Hammers, it was the Belgian’s statistic of just a single goal in his last seven away trips that proved a more worthy indicator of what was to come.

Luakaku mustered just a single blocked shot on goal as a dull London Stadium encounter passed by with a whimper. That was typical of a day of disappointment.

There’s still some way to go, but already the fears surrounding the fools gold of double Gameweek 34 have been realised. It remains to be seen if Rashford and Crystal Palace’s assets can change the outlook.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. TorresMagic™
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    • 14 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Negredo 🙁

    1. Bruno Bruno!!
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      did you captain him TM?

      1. TorresMagic™
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        • 14 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Yep, Sunderland was the main attraction.

        1. Hibbo
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          Both playing for nothing.

          1. TorresMagic™
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            • 14 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            True. Hindsight was Benteke and saves a transfer next GW.
            Have to hope for a similar game to Mid/Hull.

        2. fedolefan
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          Don't mean to be rude, but I'm fairly sure Bournemouth's "leaky defense" had it's fair share in that decision. Sunderland was the main attraction is hope, nothing wrong with that though.

          1. SADIO SANÉ
            • 8 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            I expected/hoped for a goal or assist today to be honest, then hopefully one or two vs Sunderland, there's still hope

            1. fedolefan
              • 9 Years
              7 years, 1 month ago

              Yeah, this. Sunderland were never the main attraction. That's just hindsight and hope.

          2. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            • 14 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            When you play Pool, Chelsea and Spurs, you are expected to concede a few.
            The 2 before were clean sheets. Don't think many predicted a Boro win vs B'mouth.

            1. Shipstontrev
              • 14 Years
              7 years, 1 month ago

              Exactly

        3. Diva
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          I'm seeing that a lot today.

    2. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      He was fools gold. Got him too.

      1. FER FUSCH AKE
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        laughable when someone talking of (c) negredo with Sunderland as the main attraction, you would have just gone for dgw player better than negredo.

    3. Arn De Gothia
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      happy i took TC of him 🙁

      1. DJ1000
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Boro so poor! Worst team in the pl afcb have faced

  2. RAFA THE GAFFA
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Worst. Saturday. FPL. Ever!!

    1. Chucky
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      True

    2. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Best for me.

    3. Pipermaru
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      23 goals in 32 games all season for Boro, seriously guys, what were you expecting?

      1. RAFA THE GAFFA
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Not talking about boro - Was just boring games with mostly rubbish teams and not much representation.

    4. Tangerine Army XI
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      1 point from 1 player - I agree with your statement

      1. RAFA THE GAFFA
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah not much happening was there

  3. TorresMagic™
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    • 14 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Last Man Standing Update

    Safety score = 12
    Top score = 25
    LMS average = 11.40

    7 games + autosubs to go

    1. Kryten
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Hoorah On 11 can't believe I am still in it

      1. TorresMagic™
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        • 14 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Well you did finish 1st last GW 🙂

  4. @chapellefpl OR 577TH
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Hope all the smart alec's who captained lukaku today learnt a valuable lesson!

    1. Diva
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Who did you captain?

      1. Diva
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Are you still there?

        1. TorresMagic™
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          • 14 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          No link equals Ramirez.

          1. Diva
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            😆

        2. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          Lol

    2. joey
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Why smart Alec's?

    3. Twisted Saltergater
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      I don't ever see you have anything nice to say other than smugness

    4. Shipstontrev
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      No charm. No class.

    5. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      You constantly berate people for following the crowd and now you are berating people for making a maverick move and calling them smartalecs ? .

      1. fedolefan
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Ruth wannabe we have here.

    6. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Link your team up Chapelle.

      1. Shipstontrev
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Perhaps he has more than one...

  5. FPL Virgin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Gestede over Alli 😎

  6. Bruno Bruno!!
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    10 (-4) from King and Negredo, still got Kane ( C), could have been worse 🙂

    1. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Night Anish.

  7. DA Minnion (Former great)
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Number 1 in the
    Going out with a bang league.
    For one day anyway.Nice.

    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 14 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Great score considering the captain.

      1. DA Minnion (Former great)
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah had the main ones with Charlie the cream on top.

  8. TokyoRisingSun
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    Benched King and Maguire today, here's hoping I don't end up with a load of 2-pointers..

  9. GreatCarragherReef
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 1 month ago

    If anyone is feeling bad, i took a -12 having got Ibra in early due to going on holiday. Got rid of Llorente and Siggy as part of that, and captained Negredo!

    1. Diva
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Ouch!

      1. GreatCarragherReef
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 1 month ago

        rough with the rough

    2. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 1 month ago

      Quare boot in the balls that is.

    3. Jay_
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Unlucky mate

    4. Jay_
        7 years, 1 month ago

        Rashfords EO please?

        1. TorresMagic™
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          • 14 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          54.5 in top 10K.

          1. Jay_
              7 years, 1 month ago

              Cheers mate. Nice overnight rank 🙂 If he don't start tomorrow you're looking good

              1. TorresMagic™
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                • 14 Years
                7 years, 1 month ago

                Cheers, only gets worse from now. More worried about Benteke tbh.

          1. Fred54
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Heh, I don't get it?

              1. Fred54
                • 9 Years
                7 years, 1 month ago

                Oh I see. 😀

                Although on more than one occasion I alluded to an Alli RC. An apparent stamp and a YC. Honourable discharge.

                1. Wild Rover
                  • 13 Years
                  7 years, 1 month ago

                  Was thinking more community service 😉

        2. wulfrunian
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          Hull vs Swansea relegation battle will be very close.I believe that Hull must take 1 point against Saints or Palace.

          1. Hibbo
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Think Hull stay up.

            1. wulfrunian
              • 7 Years
              7 years, 1 month ago

              Hope so.Then finally we could have a decent midfielder option from Everton!

          2. diesel001
            • 7 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Hull and Silva don't lose at home. Swansea need to put 4 up front IMO and pile the pressure on - see if Hull buckle.

        3. thep025
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          Best Ibra replacement? Other fwds are Kane and Lukaku

          1. Pierce34
            • 8 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            It may well be Gabbiadini for GW36 and 37.

          2. Viper
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Negredo 😉

            Maybe Vardy is worth a punt?

            1. thep025
              • 8 Years
              7 years, 1 month ago

              Actually considering Vardy or Gabbiadini... Costa is a spent force I guess? Tekkers is of no use after this dgw?

              1. Viper
                • 14 Years
                7 years, 1 month ago

                I'll be going Kane Lukaku Gabbiadini most likely. Although Vardy over Gabby could yet happen

                1. thep025
                  • 8 Years
                  7 years, 1 month ago

                  Same... Is Ibra falling tonight? I want to buy some time.... Especially considering the fact that I brought in Ibra for a hit this GW before his injury....

                  1. Viper
                    • 14 Years
                    7 years, 1 month ago

                    I haven't checked but I can't imagine a situation where he isn't too far off

              2. _Freddo
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                • 14 Years
                7 years, 1 month ago

                Burnley H in 35 and Hull H in 37 for Benteke, could use him for those quite easily if you had other flames to put out (like getting rid of Boro players maybe)

          3. Shipstontrev
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Gabbi

          1. Mario Balofail
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Playing it dirty :0

        4. Viper
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          Number 12 in the world has no Boro and tripled on Bournemouth (2 defenders + King).

          He knows.

          1. SBM
            • 8 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Fair play to him. Boro are awful, why would anyone want any of their players anyway?

          2. Shipstontrev
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Bournemouth have decent fixtures from now to GW37. For Leiceater away both teams will be on the beach!

        5. The Mandalorian
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          Already have 16 points on the bench and fallen 25% in rank.

        6. Ghost86
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          If your WC for next week would you triple up on Arsenal and Southampton players?

          If so who.....

          1. Viper
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Southampton yes.

            Foster, Yoshida & Tadic/Redmond.

            Only Sanchez interests me from Arsenal tbh..

          2. Arn De Gothia
            • 13 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            my WC:
            Pick / Cech

            Alonso / Davies / Bailly / Yoshida / Kompany

            Sanchez / Hazard / Eriksen / Sane / Xhaka

            Kane / Gabbi / Jesus

            1. Caleb's Kitties
              • 9 Years
              7 years, 1 month ago

              Xhaka ?! Likely to end up like de roon

              1. Arn De Gothia
                • 13 Years
                7 years, 1 month ago

                hes just fodder, playing with positions and prices. will becom some useful player before gw starts

          3. Karan14
            • 8 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Forster, Yoshida & Sanchez look good. Not sure about the rest.

          4. Optimus.
            • 13 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Has today not thought you anything about stocking up on crap teams

        7. Karan14
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          Is Gabbiadini a must on Wildcard?

          Can't decide between 3-5-2 or 3-4-3.

          Really want this Front 7:

          Sanchez - Hazard - Eriksen - Sane - King
          Kane - Jesus

          Appreciate your thoughts!

          1. Fred54
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Personally I think 3-5-2 is way better. Kane is the only heavy hitter forward left standing.

            Ibra inj, Aguero has Jesus problem and Costa seems lacklustre. Midfield is where its at.

            1. Karan14
              • 8 Years
              7 years, 1 month ago

              Yea there are so many options in midfield.

              Which option do you prefer?

              King & Jesus or Alli & Gabbiadini

            2. RAFA THE GAFFA
              • 8 Years
              7 years, 1 month ago

              Big Rom?

              1. Karan14
                • 8 Years
                7 years, 1 month ago

                It's either Hazard or Big Rom for me. I prefer Haz over him.

          2. Arn De Gothia
            • 13 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Gabbis mre gw vs Kings form... Id say Gabbi

            1. Karan14
              • 8 Years
              7 years, 1 month ago

              Gabbi + Alli or King + Jesus?

              1. Arn De Gothia
                • 13 Years
                7 years, 1 month ago

                I like King+Jesus... I really do. Making changes myself now but I keep Gabbi Kane Jesus front

          3. _Jane
            • 7 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            On WC too and I wil get both Tadic and Gabbiadini but its not a must for sure, your front 7 looks great

            1. Karan14
              • 8 Years
              7 years, 1 month ago

              I'm confused between Gabbi & Alli or Jesus & King.

              Which option do you prefer?

          4. Kun Tozser
            • 8 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Sanchez Hazard Alli JWP Zaha
            Kane Jesus Gabi

          5. Arn De Gothia
            • 13 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Close to my team:

            Pick / DDG

            Alonso / Davies / Bailly / Yoshida / Clichy

            Sanchez / Hazard / Eriksen / Sane / King

            Kane / Gabbi / Jesus

        8. _Jane
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          I dont have any Boro players and captained Firmino myself but those who transferred them in did the right thing I dont get the comments about how you cant trust Boro players and I told you they will get nothing etc , before the start of the GW it made sense..

          1. Mario Balofail
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Wise choice

          2. Viper
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Truth being told, anything they got today I seen as a bonus. I was just hoping results wouldn't have gone as basic for them today and there would be some hope

        9. Bobby
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          I'm not the best at this game but I can't see the attraction of captaining benteke or rashford this week?Surely bentekes fixtures are pretty hard and rashford will be rested? Maybe I'm just trying to justify captaining negredo but..

          1. andymck
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 8 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Decent week to take a punt as there was no standout tbh

          2. DA Minnion (Former great)
            • 11 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            No you're right. All 3 had major negatives against them.

          3. Twisted Saltergater
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            It could be a form over fixture GW

        10. Ógie
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          This guy who only joined the members league last week and went stright into 1st place

          Deserves him right for joining a league in gw33 😆

          https://fantasy.premierleague.com/a/team/257468/event/34

          1. Chucky
            • 10 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            captained Gibson... amateur.....

            1. Ógie
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              7 years, 1 month ago

              I wish he would show his face on here because i would slate him

          2. _Jane
            • 7 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            And he will start vs Man City and get only 2 points less than Hull defenders 🙁

            1. Here's Tom with the We…
              • 12 Years
              7 years, 1 month ago

              He's got Sunderland

          3. Patio Kev
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            What has he done wrong ? They keep advertising the members league entry at the end of every members article still. Doesn't say anywhere that entry to the league is closed.

            MEMBERS LEAGUE

            A reminder that members can sign up to the Fantasy Football Scout FPL members league using the code: 3260-29394

          1. Here's Tom with the We…
            • 12 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Doesn't surprise me, wish I'd of just started Baines

          2. Hibbo
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Cheers fella.

          3. Smarty Pants
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Hardly surprising but still disappointing. A double gameweek turns into a single game vs City away, meh.

          4. Ógie
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            I thinking he was in the Hotel bar at the time banging cocktail waitresses

        11. Viper
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          Just remember, Sessegnon didn't score until the 183rd minute of his dgwk a couple of years back. I'm not giving up on you yet Alvaro!

          1. Optimus.
            • 13 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Cuéllar assist 😎

          2. Lawrø
            • 12 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            One of my favourite FPL moments that 😀

            Cuellar assist!

            1. Viper
              • 14 Years
              7 years, 1 month ago

              It put me into 800th place overall. I'm hoping Negredo can do similar 🙂

          3. Hibbo
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            I had Sess (c) & Cuellar assist.

            1. Viper
              • 14 Years
              7 years, 1 month ago

              Same. One to tell the grandkids!

            2. Lawrø
              • 12 Years
              7 years, 1 month ago

              Snap 😀

          4. Fuchs Mane Kante
            • 7 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            They don't make dgws like that anymore.

          5. Fred54
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            That was ages ago, but for some reason sticks in my mind.

            1. Viper
              • 14 Years
              7 years, 1 month ago

              It was one of all time great FPL moments and face me me first top 1k rank. Didn't last though 🙂

          6. Twisted Saltergater
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            I ignored Sess that week and was pig sick when he scored! This site went down, didn't it?

        12. Fuchs Mane Kante
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          Benched the mighty Baines.

          Not overly worried and confident pogba (c) will see me through. Lol

        13. Colonel Shoe 肝池
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          ill just go look at my team.....

          😥

          1. Bobby
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Wow nearly half your team made up of boro and palace! Brave

        14. Jim Moriarty
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          Anyone buying the Southampton players before they all rise price this week ?

          1. Viper
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Why will they all rise in price? Surely those buying will be on WCs?

            1. nkhoughton
              • 9 Years
              7 years, 1 month ago

              Most will be only really targeting yoshida and forster

          2. Twisted Saltergater
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            I bought Gabbiadini @ 6.8m. He's bloody 6.4m now!

        15. The Mighty Hippo
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          How does this look as a wildcard team (thinking ahead to cover a bench boost in WK37)?

          Pickford / Cech
          Bailly / Koscielny / Clichy / Yoshida / Ranocchia
          Hazard / Alli / Sane / Ozil / Eriksen
          Rashford / Gabbiandini / Kane

          1. Arn De Gothia
            • 13 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Good, similar to mine
            Pick / Cech

            Alonso / Davies / Bailly / Yoshida / Kompany

            Sanchez / Hazard / Eriksen / Sane / Xhaka

            Kane / Gabbi / Jesus

        16. 1
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          Ake got a chance of staying in the Chelsea XI regularly now?
          Awesome today.

        17. nkhoughton
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          For those wildcarding this week, what are your templates?

          1. Karan14
            • 8 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Sanchez Hazard Eriksen Sane King
            Kane Jesus

            1. nkhoughton
              • 9 Years
              7 years, 1 month ago

              Not tempted by Rashford?

          2. Arn De Gothia
            • 13 Years
            7 years, 1 month ago

            Pick / Cech

            Alonso / Davies / Bailly / Yoshida / Clichy

            Sanchez / Hazard / Eriksen / Sane / King

            Kane / Gabbi / Jesus

        18. Colonel Shoe 肝池
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 1 month ago

          someone in my mini league captained charlie daniels......! 28 pts

          how.....why

            1. vectorman
              • 8 Years
              7 years, 1 month ago

              I know we're onto the second page but that animated gif is brilliant.. LOL 😀