The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Opinion
18 November 2017 1665 comments
Mark Mark
Share:

So we’ve finally seen the back of the international breaks.

That will come as relief, no doubt, to every Fantasy Football manager who dread such interruptions as windows for mundane Garden Centre visits, spent wistfully glancing at the latest scores from League Two.

Now only the FA Cup can disrupt the flow, granting us a free weekend early in 2018.

I suspect we may well be thankful for that particular interlude. Indeed, looking ahead to the schedule in front of us, we should be careful what we wish for.

From now until the next “break”, we will play out 11 Gameweeks. That’s the equivalent of our season progress so far, but spanning a period of just 46 days.

Stop and consider that for a moment. It seems both ridiculous and unfeasible.

I can’t recall such a tortuous schedule. While each Gameweek will blend seamlessly into another, creating an exciting helter-skelter period of our campaign, we surely have to question what this relentless procession of matches and decisions will do to our squads and sanity.

Injury doubts and suspensions will collide head-on, with Phil Jones’ current situation perhaps a stark reminder of what’s to come.

This is not a time to harbour delicate flowers, however vital they appear to our cause. Players like Jones who are nursed from week to week, managed and protected by their medical staff, should perhaps be marked as an endangered species.

We need to look at each member of our squad and question if they possess the resolve to get through this test.

Jones aside, I’m certainly looking at Eden Hazard and wondering just how many kicks and tumbles he can sustain in the space of seven days and still make it out onto the pitch. He seems almost guaranteed to be yellow flagged for Christmas.

Alongside this, we have to consider how our Premier League counterparts will approach matters. They will surely be tracking their squads, monitoring red zones and managing minutes.

The persistent anxiety created by Pep Guardiola’s teamsheet will almost be lost in a tide of uncertainty from all camps, as every manager undergoes an examination of their resources and shuffles the pack.

We can prepare by attempting to recruit the “untouchables”; those players considered so crucial to their respective sides that they appear almost “guaranteed” maximum pitch time.

Though no player, perhaps not even first-choice goalkeepers, will likely escape this spell without losing minutes.

Progressing with Kevin Long in our dressing room looks folly, while we can retain Tom Carroll, but have to be content to field him.

We’re going to need a bench that can help us weather the impending storm. And ideally, it needs to be stocked with players that are not only active, but who also promise points.

Fantasy Football will demand our full attention. We face six weeks of scouring team news, analysing selection trends and collating any clues that are dangled.

So leave the decorations in the loft. Prepare partners now and explain to the kids that Christmas is off. At least until you’ve figured out what to do with Chancel Mbemba.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Weilong7
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    daniels
    gomez
    moreno

    choose one in for yoshida

    1. Stockport Hatter
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      Daniels

    2. Prøfeßör …
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      Daniels or Moreno.

  2. Ha.
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Kane
    Morata
    Lukaku
    Sane
    who to captain?

    Kane
    Morata
    Lukaku
    Sane
    who to captain?

    Kane
    Morata
    Lukaku
    Sane
    who to captain?

    Kane
    Morata
    Lukaku
    Sane
    who to captain?
    TA!

    1. Speédy
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      Lukaku
      kaku
      BigRom
      Redrom
      Romelu

      1. Ha.
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 19 days ago

        TKS

      2. Mick J
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 19 days ago

        redruM

    2. Mick J
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      Lukaku!

  3. Jam0sh
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Play Stones (lei) or Dunk (STK)?

    1. Pariße
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      Stones

    2. Pariße
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      Always play the better player and he can surprise you even in a difficult fixture. Punting on lower teams is pure speculation. They can always outscore the better ones though.

  4. Don Rogers FC
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Guys we are all spending our Saturday mornings in a FF chat room, there is no high ground to be had here.

    Can I therefore please ask the question Sterling > Sane for -4 without people LOLing me?

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      Don't do it.

    2. SAKA AND EMILE SMITH ROWE
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      Not for a -4

    3. BenjaminEJones
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      NO

      1. Don Rogers FC
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 19 days ago

        Thanks guys. Decision made.

    4. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      Nope, that won't pay off this week, Leicester under Puel will be hard to break down for City

  5. Woy_is_back
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Finallysold jesus for ukaku(c), wish me luck 😀

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      Looks like he's already handed you the L.

      1. Woy_is_back
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 19 days ago

        😀

  6. BenjaminEJones
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Tammy or Niasse?

    1. Prøfeßör …
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      Niasse and save the money.

  7. And nothing else Mata'…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Anyone captaing Kun over Kane.
    My last mintute decision. #YOLO

  8. Godot - Fashanu Zealand
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Captain?

    A: Kane
    B: Morata

    1. Prøfeßör …
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      B

    2. Danwow
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      Been on Morata all week

  9. Coaly
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Play Choupo or Dunk?

  10. Spurred_On
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Guys Im starting to panic, should I take a 60 point hit and completely change my team?

    1. Hotdogs for Tea
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      Go for it

    2. The Polymath
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      No. Take a 56 point hit.

      1. Spurred_On
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 19 days ago

        More conservative, but I like it

    3. Corgz Dark side of the Loon
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      yes

    4. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      Yes do it

    5. Fanta sea
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      I'd wait until next gameweek to do that. You can take a -56pt that way and the 4 points are crucial to moving from 3.6 million. to 3.5million in rank.

    6. Mick J
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      Yes! Hurry!

  11. The Polymath
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    QUICK. Just a minute left!!!!

  12. drughi
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Kane or lukaku kane or lukaku kaneorlukakuharryorromelu

  13. Fanta sea
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    My guess is Rose and Trippier start

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      Wrong

      1. Fanta sea
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 19 days ago

        only a prediction. I don't possess powers to see into the future.

  14. Pariße
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Kane has only scored in 4 out of 10 games this season.

    1. *Reformed-Character*
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      Thanks for that

  15. Kermit Special
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    This Kane obsession, is going to leave many people disappointed or many people hitting the clubs tonight.
    Good Luck Lads.
    Go MORATA !!!

  16. The Royal Robin
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Please help!

    A) Brady > Knockaert -4
    B) TFM > Gomez/Moreno -4
    C) Cedric > Duffy/Moreno/Daniels -4
    D) GTG

    Lossl
    Cedric TFM Alonso
    Zaha Sterling Eriksen Brady
    Abraham Kun Kane

    Foster Carroll Maguire Jones

  17. @FPL_liverbird (liverpoolfa…
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Davies starts

  18. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    It’s mid November and I’m still waiting for my season to be kick started

  19. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    As expected

  20. camarozz
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Ober

    1. Fred54
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      tan.

  21. tiger
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Times up ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats for the week 12 blockbuster show!

  22. Scotch Jock
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    B-ingo

  23. SAKA AND EMILE SMITH ROWE
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Come on Arsenal!!!

  24. La Roja
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    BIIIINNGOOOOOO!!!

  25. THE SHEEP HUNTERS
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Good Luck Everybody! 🙂

  26. Pranav Santhosh
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Pens down

  27. Limited & Mediocre Mana…
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Don't forget to activate your wildcards! 😆

  28. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Lloris (C), Trippier, Dier, Sanchez, Vertonghen, Davies, Dembele, Sissoko, Eriksen, Dele, Kane.

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      Son out then

    2. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 19 days ago

      Yay, Trippier starts.

  29. Salarrivederci
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Pens down!

  30. My Name Is Pepu
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 19 days ago

    Aguero (c)

    Let's goooooooo!!!