The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Opinion
18 November 2017 1665 comments
Mark Mark
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So we’ve finally seen the back of the international breaks.

That will come as relief, no doubt, to every Fantasy Football manager who dread such interruptions as windows for mundane Garden Centre visits, spent wistfully glancing at the latest scores from League Two.

Now only the FA Cup can disrupt the flow, granting us a free weekend early in 2018.

I suspect we may well be thankful for that particular interlude. Indeed, looking ahead to the schedule in front of us, we should be careful what we wish for.

From now until the next “break”, we will play out 11 Gameweeks. That’s the equivalent of our season progress so far, but spanning a period of just 46 days.

Stop and consider that for a moment. It seems both ridiculous and unfeasible.

I can’t recall such a tortuous schedule. While each Gameweek will blend seamlessly into another, creating an exciting helter-skelter period of our campaign, we surely have to question what this relentless procession of matches and decisions will do to our squads and sanity.

Injury doubts and suspensions will collide head-on, with Phil Jones’ current situation perhaps a stark reminder of what’s to come.

This is not a time to harbour delicate flowers, however vital they appear to our cause. Players like Jones who are nursed from week to week, managed and protected by their medical staff, should perhaps be marked as an endangered species.

We need to look at each member of our squad and question if they possess the resolve to get through this test.

Jones aside, I’m certainly looking at Eden Hazard and wondering just how many kicks and tumbles he can sustain in the space of seven days and still make it out onto the pitch. He seems almost guaranteed to be yellow flagged for Christmas.

Alongside this, we have to consider how our Premier League counterparts will approach matters. They will surely be tracking their squads, monitoring red zones and managing minutes.

The persistent anxiety created by Pep Guardiola’s teamsheet will almost be lost in a tide of uncertainty from all camps, as every manager undergoes an examination of their resources and shuffles the pack.

We can prepare by attempting to recruit the “untouchables”; those players considered so crucial to their respective sides that they appear almost “guaranteed” maximum pitch time.

Though no player, perhaps not even first-choice goalkeepers, will likely escape this spell without losing minutes.

Progressing with Kevin Long in our dressing room looks folly, while we can retain Tom Carroll, but have to be content to field him.

We’re going to need a bench that can help us weather the impending storm. And ideally, it needs to be stocked with players that are not only active, but who also promise points.

Fantasy Football will demand our full attention. We face six weeks of scouring team news, analysing selection trends and collating any clues that are dangled.

So leave the decorations in the loft. Prepare partners now and explain to the kids that Christmas is off. At least until you’ve figured out what to do with Chancel Mbemba.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. shirtless
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Davies, Kola and Kane all present. Might actually get XI out this week for once!

  2. Fozzyb34r
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    El Capitan Hazard to get a brace today.

    1. POZZY
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      touche.

    2. Tshelby
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Sure if he assistes Morata

      1. Fozzyb34r
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        3-0, hazard to score a brace and set up Morata, I'm not asking much

        1. Tshelby
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          Ha sounds good for me (c) morata here! JUst asking for 1 goal and assist

    3. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Away game

      1. Fozzyb34r
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        West Brom at home = 1 win, 3 draws and 6 losses in their last 10

    4. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      A brace of assists on Moratas head.

  3. beetlejuice
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    How many points do you expect from Richarlison this week?

    1. Tshelby
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      2

    2. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      15-24

    3. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      2 (owner)

    4. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      1, just bought him for a hit

    5. the snazzy viking
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      45

    6. yakirh
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      10

  4. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Who would you rather spend an evening with?

    A) Piers Morgan
    B) Lord Sugar

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Steamy threesome an option?

    2. beetlejuice
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Captain Morgan

    3. Simon March
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Piers Morgan once cut in front of me in the queue at JFK airport security. I haven't forgotten.

    4. Sim Simma
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Watching their banter yesterday was oh so delightful

    5. Midlands Saint73
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      A) Provided after dinner entertainment was digging his own grave.

    6. Hairy Potter
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Both seem unbelievably annoying, but maybe Sugar might be more interesting to talk to. Failing that it would be more fun winding up Sugar, simply by calling him Alan, whereas Morgan has the hide of a rhino.

  5. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Not sure if the FPL sever can handle Ibrahimovic being available.

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      haha

    2. el polako
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      FPL servers are based in Ibrahimovic's basement.

  6. Numb
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    It's a shame that Eriksen is no longer an option at that price, playing in CM

    1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      😎

    2. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Good meme

  7. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    UPDATED

    1. the snazzy viking
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      ban

      1. the snazzy viking
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Oh wait it actually is updated 😆

  8. Chucky
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Updated

  9. Emiliano Sala
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Updated

  10. lordkippe
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Predictions :

    Arsenal - Spurs 1 - 1 ( Kolasinac + Kane )
    Bournemouth - Huddersfield 3-0 ( 3*Daniels )
    Burnley - Swansea 1 - 1 ( mee + Abraham
    Palace - Everton 3-1 ( Zaha *3 + Dann OG )
    Leicester - City : 2-1 ( 2*Vardy + Sterling )
    Pool - Soton 2:1 ( 2*Salah + Firmino OG )
    WBA - Chelsea 0:3 ( 3* Haz )
    Manu - Castle 0:1 ( Elliot )

    1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Those aren't actual predictions that's you hoping fantasy assets will pull through and not punish you too much.

      1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Nevermind I took it serious until i saw the Elliot goal, apologies XD

    2. mcrayeps
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      I can guess your team here

  11. mcrayeps
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Aguero C Sane VC
    Kane Bavies benCh
    Otamendi Stones start

    How many points will i get?

  12. CloudSky
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    UPDATED

    1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Dingo?

      1. CloudSky
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        You wish.

  13. Differentiator
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Today is the day that Eriksen finally scores a direct FK

    🙂

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Probably. Cech is easier to beat than a traffic cone.

    2. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      This statement struck me to my core. I feel it is prophetic. Please no.

  14. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Mine still hasn't updated.

  15. Corgz Dark side of the Loon
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Any news on Mane ???

  16. CFC96
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Mark has jumped on the scott dann bandwagon i see

  17. XabiAlonso
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Just read the preamble and I'm wondering about rotation. Surely the xmas period is when the Kevin longs of the game are more likely to pick up a few starts to give others a rest during this period more than any other.

  18. CFC96
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    jonty on the glen murray bandwagon

  19. Ha.
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    H2H rival has triple Burnley defence. Oh my.

  20. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    ML rival benched DeGea for Elliot 😎

    1. Differentiator
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Newcastle 1 - 0 United

      Elliot screamer from 90 yards

      1. Geordienufc1
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        I would love this.

    2. Fitzy.
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Says something about both of you I guess.

    3. mcrayeps
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Lol.. He must know something

  21. DA Minnion (Former great)
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Am I the only one on the Mike Smalling band wagon?

    1. ROSSI_7
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Already brought Smalling in on my WC!

  22. tambourineman
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Overall top 100 captains:
    Lukaku 25
    Aguero 22
    Salah 17
    Morata 13
    Kane 12
    Sane 4
    Firmino 2
    Silva, KDB, Mane, Richarlison & Valencia 1

    1. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Nobody has Jesus.

      1. Woy_is_back
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Ditched him, us sellers will get punished.

    2. mcrayeps
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Didnt see many captaining aguero here.. Surprise he is second..

      Aguero (c)

      1. tambourineman
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Top 100 of FFS League captains:
        Lukaku 36
        Kane 29
        Salah 16
        Aguero & Morata 5
        Sane 3
        Jesus & Richarlison 2
        DDG & Vardy 1

    3. Fitzy.
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Surprised that Kane is so low.

    4. Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Really hope the Valencia one is rewarded for his heroics.

    5. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Luka hatty would be nice

      Big red arrow this week and after that, series of green arrows 😛

    6. The Overthinker
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      When you are up there, go with the majority

  23. blog
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Foster

    Gomez | Cresswell | Davies

    Sane | Salah | Ramsey | Grob

    Firminio | Vardy | Morata (c)

    Subs: Elliot | Hegazi | Xhaka | Kiko Fermenia

    4.2 m itb

    already planning next week

    1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Firm to a real boy

      1. blog
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Kane i guess lol

  24. drughi
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Cmon Kaneeeeee(C)

    1. the snazzy viking
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      this

  25. Woy_is_back
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    RMT

    Elliot
    Daniels Mee Kolasinac
    Groß Salah Sane Choupo
    Kane Lukaku(C) Morata

    1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      5-6/10

      1. Woy_is_back
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        That bad?

        1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          I hate big three up top

          1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 1 month ago

            It doesn't work

    2. Ha.
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Nah

    3. GE
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      5

    4. Wardinator
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      6.5/10

  26. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Filth jammy casuals are gonna run riot this GW 😮

    1. Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      They've spoon-fed their way to green arrows.

      1. Jafooli
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Every sodding week......real disadvantage to us pros.

    2. Patch
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Please expand on this statement?

      1. Jafooli
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Filth.......jammy.........casuals..........are............gonna..........run...........riot...........this..............GW

      2. Team Cruel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        No point, casuals won't understand.

  27. GE
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Feels good to have played wildcard. Now I hopefully can relax next week and save FT

  28. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Got a feeling Arsenal will win today.

    1. Annie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Yep, 2-1

  29. The Royal Robin
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Good chance of TFM starting for Palace today?

  30. SilkySkills
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    sounds like rose has been frozen out

    1. FPLzebub
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Not a surprise. Davies was always going to start this match and Danny has thrown his toys out of the pram.