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16 March 2012 773 comments
Anorak Anorak
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It was a disappointing weekend on the refereeing front last time out, with only two dismissals and a couple of penalty awards over the eleven matches. With many of our red card favourites afforded a Premier League rest this Gameweek, it’s possible there may be slim pickings again. Don’t fret though, Mike Dean is back.

Lee Mason

With some of the obvious candidates (Lee Probert, Andre Marriner, Stuart Attwell and Mark Clattenburg) all absent this weekend and previous pick Martin Atkinson going through a late season lean spell – just one red card in his last nine games now – it’s time for a clean sweep of spot-kick loving middle men. In the form of Bolton-based Lee Mason, we have a candidate fresh from recent action. Mason awarded Swansea a penalty last week, penalising Joe Hart’s challenge on Wayne Routledge to notch up his seventh penalty award of a 17 game season so far.

He’ll be in action at Goodison Park this week for the visit of Arsenal, so the obvious call of Robin van Persie is strengthened a little, as Mason could offer him a way past the recently stubborn Everton defence. Similarly, Leighton Baines could offset the Dutchman’s threat with penalty duties of his own. Incidentally, Mason is not big on the cards, though; he hasn’t flashed a single red all season and, with a low average of 2.71 yellows per game, there’s every chance that tightrope walker Laurent Koscielny might survive another week if he’s a good lad.

Phil Dowd

For our second pick, it’s another old favourite. Dowd makes his third appearance in this fledgling column, but it’s more than just the official that’s piqued our interest in the Sunday afternoon Newcastle vs Norwich match up. These two sides both feature high in the penalties conceded stat available in our members’ area (under Team Stats > Team Discipline,) with the home side topping that particular table after conceding a whopping nine penalties in their 28 league games so far. Norwich aren’t that far behind the Magpies, with Paul Lambert’s side conceding seven themselves. Throw in Dowd’s eight penalties awarded – given at a rate greater than one in three – and the fact that his last was against Newcastle (missed by Blackburn’s David Dunn in Gameweek 23) and we have a prime candidate for some spot kick action. Demba Ba and Grant Holt are the likely beneficiaries.

Mike Dean

Finally, with 11 penalties given in his 22 games this season, Dean’s one in two average makes him a shoo-in on these pages. His penalty roadshow moves on to The Etihad stadium for Wednesday night’s rearranged clash between former leaders Manchester City and Roberto Di Matteo’s resurgent Chelsea. Spot kick duties for these two sides are fresh in the mind after both netted from 12 yards in their respective European games; Frank Lampard for Chelsea in their 4-1 win over Napoli (incidentally, while both Juan Mata and Didier Drogba were also on the pitch) and Mario Balotelli in City’s European exit at the hands of Sporting Lisbon (stepping up as expected ahead of Sergio Agüero).

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  1. MJ6987
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    What do you reckon to Sessegnon (c) RVP (vc)?

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    1. Jimmers
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      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      What's the point with Sess suspended?

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    2. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
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      What a first post on a new page 😆

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      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
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        😀 Absolute gem this one!

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    3. Wuffs
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Are you on medication?

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    4. Chippo, Hadji, Aloisi.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      No no no no no no no. RVP vice though!

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    5. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Yeah definitely keep Sess(c), it's a good idea I promise!

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      1. JC Lopez
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Yeah. I back that idea up!

        But I'd also put Elliot Ward as your VC...just in case Sess doesn't play.

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        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          I'd suggest putting Drenthe as his VC! Much better 😛

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      2. GREENDREAMS11
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        lol. reminds me of Belha last week, that was funny as, but it all worked out in the end for him.

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        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          I missed that one who did he pick??

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          1. GREENDREAMS11
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            sorry Somalion, i mised your question. For a laugh he put in Fulhams Kelly coz he thought he wouldn't start and benched Rooney. When he seen Kelly start he was gutted. Luckily for him though Nani never played and he got Rooney off the bench that way . 🙂

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    6. JC Lopez
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      WTF? did you make a mistake? Did you mean Sigurdsson? Even then it sounds crazy...

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    7. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      There is method in my apparent madness....RVP has always scored well whenever I have had him VC. This way I make sure that, this time, I get those points! Genius eh?

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        • 16 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Unless he get injured in warm up & you get no captain.

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        1. MJ6987
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          Yeah, I'm only joking man - I'm not crazy!

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            • 16 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            I might captain Dyer. 😉

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      2. Jimmers
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
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        Keep taking the pills!

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        1. JC Lopez
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          Yeah...I hear Zanax is pretty good. Take about 16 of those...that should do the trick.

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      3. JC Lopez
        • 13 Years
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        You are F**** crazy man. You should also avoid looking at black cats and walking underneath latters.

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          • 16 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          What is a latter?

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          1. GREENDREAMS11
            • 16 Years
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            a fat letter ??

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            1. GREENDREAMS11
              • 16 Years
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              or a sepp !!

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    8. kraftwerker
      • 14 Years
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      Cracking differential choice.

      I like it.

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  2. ViperStripes
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    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Who to bench from my midfield?

    Bale, Demps, Silva, Morrison, Miyachi

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    1. sahota
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Miyachi

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    2. Chippo, Hadji, Aloisi.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Miy

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    3. TheBear
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Definitely Miyachi.

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      1. ViperStripes
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Thanks guys. Done.

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  3. TheBear
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Get rid of suarez for rooney??

    Wouild cost 4 points and to afford it would need to ditch silva or mata for a 7.6-7.9 midfielder depending on which one i got rid of.....

    Any ideas??

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    1. For Fuchs Sake
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      I'm thinking the same thing, just can't decide

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  4. Goldie
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Is no one going with RVP as captain this week? Every time I do it, he punishes me.

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  5. LarryMurphy
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    I have Pilkington starting..I'm unsure of his gametime though..would it be worth the gamble playing one of my subs (Caulker,Cahill) instead of risking another 1 pointer from Pilkington?

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  6. Low-Life
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Because I'm at a loss as to what to do with my team and don't want to think about it...

    I've been looking in to Chelsea's fixtures.

    If Chelsea beat Leicester, and go on to beat Benfica in CL, their fixture with Newcastle would be postponed to fit the FA Cup semi-final in (they'd have a CL semi-final mid-week so it couldn't be just shunted back). The earliest they could fit the NU fixture in (assuming it would be put back, and couldn't be brought forward), due to European fixtures, would be GW36, giving:

    Chelsea v QPR / NEW
    Newcastle v wig / che

    Food for thought if there's anyone left with a wildcard still available.

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    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Sounds like an appealing DGW to me. Good post.

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    2. Low-Life
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      Thanks.

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  7. Canadian Football
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    If Rooney is fit, do you think he will start? Could SAF rest him on the bench? My concern is a 30 Min Cameo with him as my captain.

    Am i right in thinkng "If fit he will start.....if not fit he will not even dress!"

    Thoughts?

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    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      I'm starting to worry about this. I've just seen he was flagged on FPL :/

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    2. Demí
      • 15 Years
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      He'll start

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        As will Nani

        **Crosses Fingers & Toes, Touches Wood, Pulls out Lucky Mascot**

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      2. Canadian Football
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Demi,

        for some reason, there is somthing to him having a major knock.

        Do you agree with "If fit he will start…..if not fit he will not even dress!”

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    3. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      wolves have a middlin-good record against united at home if memory serves correctly. Rooney will start, untied should win but its no sure thing.

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    4. Low-Life
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      I think most people will be captaining Rooney, and if he plays, which isn't unlikely, it could end in tears if you don't captain him.

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      1. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        nice double negative there

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        1. Piggs Boson
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          haha! I know it confused me for second 😀

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        2. Low-Life
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          Thanks.

          Wait, are you taking the piss? 😉

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          1. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            no i'm not. Or maybe i am, you tell me!!

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            1. Somalion
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 10 months ago

              You aren't not taking the piss or you aren't not not taking the piss?

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              1. Low-Life
                • 15 Years
                13 years, 10 months ago

                🙂

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    5. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      That is my thinking, Captain Rooney it is!

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      1. JC Lopez
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        +1

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    6. Tim
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      if fit he plays.

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  8. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    gw31 i'll probably bring in Bale, i know it's early but which one would you ditch out of the following?

    Young
    Walcott
    Dempsey

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    1. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
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      Dempsey > Bale Gw32/33

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      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Cheers 🙂

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  9. Should have stuck with Golf…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    evening all,

    Any names of wisdom for a 4.5 midfielder. was thinking Reo Coker but not sure.

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    1. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Keith Andrews(WBA)

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      1. Tommytour
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        +1

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      2. Should have stuck with Golf…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
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        thanks mate, good choice. he will be on the pine pony but still could be a good option to come in if needed and if he is fit.

        Thanks agian

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    2. Low-Life
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      4 GW transfers is enough 😉

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      1. Should have stuck with Golf…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
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        lol, its never enough. i always go nuts on trans. for me it makes it more interesting. Ironically on my other team i have made very few changes in comparison that is and that team is doing really badly. At end of the day I have never been under any illusion as to my ability in the game, I know next to nothing about football but have learned a lot from just reading the articles and post's on this site.

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  10. Tim
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    RMT please

    Min (Vorm)

    Jevans Enrique Simpson (Taylor Kelly)

    Siggy Bale Silva Valencia (Jarvis )

    Roo (c) Ba RVP.

    Cheers.

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  11. tommys
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Demba Ba ??? no love around for him

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    1. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      There will be come Sunday night!

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    2. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Newcastle have slowed a tad. Great quality but returns are diminishing. Could do well tomorrow though.

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    3. Iain Dowies Love Child
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Will tell you on Sunday evening 😉

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    4. Bad Pen
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      I still have him, but am reaching for the trigger to get rid of him if he doesn't provide something to make me reconsider this GW.

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    5. kraftwerker
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      He's in last chance saloon.

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    6. Canadian Football
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      (vc) behind Rooney

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      1. Wuffs
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        You have RVP and you're going to (vc) Ba...don't!

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  12. The Mousa is Loosa
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Siggy or Ryo?

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    1. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Siggy

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  13. Iain Dowies Love Child
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    I'm on a pad and the ticker isn't loading - anyone else having the same problem?

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    1. Low-Life
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      You know you have to click on it? I.e. it doesn't load automatically? Sorry if I'm stating the obvious.

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  14. seanie3
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Miyaichi or Mclean to start this week, my other midfielders are Bale, Dempsey, Young

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    1. Iain Dowies Love Child
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Fancy Villa to keep a cleanie so I'd go McLean

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    2. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      I have the same problem. McClean for me.

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  15. TheBear
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Best midfielder for 7.6???

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    1. GREENDREAMS11
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Valencia if you want to take the risk for this week

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      1. TheBear
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Doubtful he will play though??

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        1. GREENDREAMS11
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          thats where the risk comes in. if he does play though, he could be a great shout, wolves are in a right mess just now.

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          1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
            • 14 Years
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            +1

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            1. TheBear
              • 16 Years
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              I'd agree but very doubtful he will play and i can bring him in next week anyway if i had too.
              Was thinking maybe just morrison in for this week

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              1. GREENDREAMS11
                • 16 Years
                13 years, 10 months ago

                yeah, good shout. but it its only for the 1 week i wouldn't bother, 2 wasted transfers. 4 in and 4 out. even if its frees, its a waste of 2 frees.

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                1. TheBear
                  • 16 Years
                  13 years, 10 months ago

                  Need to make 2 this week to afford rooney though or stick with suarez!

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  16. Dynamic
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Who to play this week from; Caulker, Simpson, Kompany, Evans, Enrique

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    1. kraftwerker
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Simpson, Evans, Enrique

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  17. wslnpt
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Krul - (Vorm)
    J.Evans - Skrtel - Senderos
    Silva - Dempsey (VC) - McClean - Bale
    Ba - Rooney (C) - RVP

    Sub order right?

    Have 1 FT and 3m in bank.
    A) Silva -> Walcott
    B) Silva -> Young
    C) Santon -> Vermaelen
    D) Save transfer.

    Religious people shouldn't be allowed to hold positions of power.

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    1. wslnpt
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Subs: Santon - Caulker - Siggy

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    2. Fernando Torres
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      D

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    3. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      B or D. And is that a bit subliminal messaging at the bottom of your post? 😀

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  18. Gubborr
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Is Rooney protected because of the orange flag ?

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    1. The3rdTurd
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      No, not that he's at risk of falling anyway.

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  19. Tim
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    RMT please

    Min (Vorm)

    Jevans Enrique Simpson (Taylor Kelly)

    Siggy Bale Silva Valencia (Jarvis )

    Roo (c) Ba RVP.

    Cheers.

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  20. fridge
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    My team for this week is as follows:

    Schwarzer
    J.Evans. R.Taylor. BAE
    Silva. Myiaichi. Bale. Young
    Rooney (c). RVP. Pog

    Bogdan. Siggy. Enrique. Caulker

    Are my subs and team right?

    Also, I have 1 FT and am very tempted by Silva to Gerrard. Think I should do it?

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  21. dodger49
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Drenthe or Pilkington to start?

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  22. jguti14
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    lads double up on pool def or one pool and simpson?

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    1. GREENDREAMS11
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      thats one of the questions of the weekend. i'm still pondering but i've done the 2 liverpool but not 100% happy with it..

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      1. For Fuchs Sake
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        reckon QPR will score at home

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  23. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Cheers

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    1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      feck

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  24. TorresMagic™
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    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Who to trade out with this mess?

    Krul Vorm
    Enrique Evans Shawcross Senderos Simpson
    Bale Dempsey Sigurdsson NANI DYER
    RVP Rooney Ba

    1 FT, 0.3 in bank.

    a) Nani out
    b) Dyer out, get Ryo, Moses or Andrews & make them sub incase nani doesn't play?
    c) something else?

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    1. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      B) Go Ryo.

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  25. Canelo
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Hi there, play Simpson or Enrique?

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    1. Gubborr
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Enrique

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    2. Desertbug
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Enrique any day. Have you watched Simpson?

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  26. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    So, i'm tied between getting in Gerrard next GW or Lampard GW32. So, which of these old grampa's sould join Nani & Silva in the midfield ❓

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    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Lampard is a lot more expensive and may be rotated with Mata. If you have to get one, get Gerrard.

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  27. Mattymo23
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Stuck what to do with my team so some help would be great

    Reina

    jevans skrtel enrique

    demps nani miyaichi bale

    rooney progba RVP(c)

    subs bogdan drenthe mcauley whitbread.

    0.6mil in bank 1 FT.

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    1. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Stay firm, looks good this week.

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  28. For Fuchs Sake
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Suarez to Rooney worth 4 points?

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    1. GREENDREAMS11
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      not so sure, ken. suarez has 2 nice fixtures. a tough call to be honest. what rooney makes over him this week will possibly be clawed back by suarez next week. its hard to leave rooney out if you dont have him, but, Rooney is currently a slight risk , Suarez isn't.

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      1. For Fuchs Sake
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Thanks

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  29. AnthonyBkr
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Am I mad to get rid of Silva and bring in Gerrard? Bare in mind I fecking hate Man City getting anything out of a game (Utd fan) as this leaves me in a state of anger and secret satisfaction. This i find mentally confusing. Opinions welcome. Cheers

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  30. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Can't wait to the CL final 😀

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