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16 March 2012 773 comments
Anorak Anorak
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It was a disappointing weekend on the refereeing front last time out, with only two dismissals and a couple of penalty awards over the eleven matches. With many of our red card favourites afforded a Premier League rest this Gameweek, it’s possible there may be slim pickings again. Don’t fret though, Mike Dean is back.

Lee Mason

With some of the obvious candidates (Lee Probert, Andre Marriner, Stuart Attwell and Mark Clattenburg) all absent this weekend and previous pick Martin Atkinson going through a late season lean spell – just one red card in his last nine games now – it’s time for a clean sweep of spot-kick loving middle men. In the form of Bolton-based Lee Mason, we have a candidate fresh from recent action. Mason awarded Swansea a penalty last week, penalising Joe Hart’s challenge on Wayne Routledge to notch up his seventh penalty award of a 17 game season so far.

He’ll be in action at Goodison Park this week for the visit of Arsenal, so the obvious call of Robin van Persie is strengthened a little, as Mason could offer him a way past the recently stubborn Everton defence. Similarly, Leighton Baines could offset the Dutchman’s threat with penalty duties of his own. Incidentally, Mason is not big on the cards, though; he hasn’t flashed a single red all season and, with a low average of 2.71 yellows per game, there’s every chance that tightrope walker Laurent Koscielny might survive another week if he’s a good lad.

Phil Dowd

For our second pick, it’s another old favourite. Dowd makes his third appearance in this fledgling column, but it’s more than just the official that’s piqued our interest in the Sunday afternoon Newcastle vs Norwich match up. These two sides both feature high in the penalties conceded stat available in our members’ area (under Team Stats > Team Discipline,) with the home side topping that particular table after conceding a whopping nine penalties in their 28 league games so far. Norwich aren’t that far behind the Magpies, with Paul Lambert’s side conceding seven themselves. Throw in Dowd’s eight penalties awarded – given at a rate greater than one in three – and the fact that his last was against Newcastle (missed by Blackburn’s David Dunn in Gameweek 23) and we have a prime candidate for some spot kick action. Demba Ba and Grant Holt are the likely beneficiaries.

Mike Dean

Finally, with 11 penalties given in his 22 games this season, Dean’s one in two average makes him a shoo-in on these pages. His penalty roadshow moves on to The Etihad stadium for Wednesday night’s rearranged clash between former leaders Manchester City and Roberto Di Matteo’s resurgent Chelsea. Spot kick duties for these two sides are fresh in the mind after both netted from 12 yards in their respective European games; Frank Lampard for Chelsea in their 4-1 win over Napoli (incidentally, while both Juan Mata and Didier Drogba were also on the pitch) and Mario Balotelli in City’s European exit at the hands of Sporting Lisbon (stepping up as expected ahead of Sergio Agüero).

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  1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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    And United to take the gold.. discuss 😛

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    1. Somalion
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      No discussion, fact!

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      1. The3rdTurd
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        13 years, 10 months ago

        With 10 games still to go?

        Dammit, I want a refund from Sky!

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        1. Somalion
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          Sorry, I forgot some people cant travel forward in time.....:P

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    2. Wuffs
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      Newcastle?

      I'll take that. 😉

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  2. Zep
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    I just realised that Sleep Talk is in the last 32 of the Members Cup...

    Good luck mate...

    I really hope you are gearing your team up to beat your Members Cup opponent and that you have forgotten all about our low key clash in the Champions League... 😉

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    1. Sleep Talk
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      Thanks! Fighting at two fronts now, so I'll try and give you all the attention I feel is necessary. 😉

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      1. Zep
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        Just as I suspected...

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  3. The Gambler.
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    really struggling to decide..............kompany or silva out?

    Krul
    Evans Enrique Kelly
    Dempsey Silva Bale Siggy
    RVP (v) Rooney (c) Suarez

    bench: Vorm Santon Kompany Dyer

    silva to young?
    kompany to verm?
    am i missing any key players?

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    1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      Save your FT

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  4. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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    Who do you think will win this week of me and my ML rival?

    Me: Starting with -12 points, got insane and did 4 transfers today 😛

    Schwarzer
    Evans-BAE-Skrtel
    Valencia-Dempsey-Walcott-Morrison
    Drogba-RVP-Rooney(C)

    Bench:Mignolet-McAuley-Sigurdsson-Caulker

    My rival:

    Krul
    Simpson-Walker-Evans
    Bale-Dempsey-Silva-Ox
    Pogrebnyak-RVP(C)-Zamora

    Bench:Moreira(!)-Shawcross-Ferguson-Kompany

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    1. Parm
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      PIPE DOWN AND GO TO SLEEP BOY ❗ ❗ ❗

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      1. Captain Shirokov
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        +1

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    2. CABAYE4
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      All depends on Rooney (c). As I'm captaining him too I'm hoping you'll do well!

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    3. Mr Smith
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      Reckon you are going to be disappointed this GW 🙁

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  5. Waldaz
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Is Nani a f*ucking doubt? Sell?

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    1. Messi & fabregas
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      do not sell if he doesnt play this week will be playing every game until end of the season

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    2. Somalion
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      Well he's a doubt but a f*ucking doubt? I dunno about that one.

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  6. CABAYE4
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    Quick poll for you all:

    Will Valencia play?

    Start
    Bench
    or No

    Cheers

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    1. Somalion
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      I'll just give him a jingle and let you know.

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    2. MJ6987
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      Not start, maybe bench though

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  7. liverpool20times
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    i wanna do silva and mclean to ben arfa and walcott. A, for a differential .and B. cos got no other reason is that being stupid

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    1. pekka
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      Morrison and Walcott?

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  8. pekka
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Evans (wol) Kelly (SWA) R. Taylor (NOR) McClean (bla) - bench Skrtl (qpr) Gylfi (ful)

    Correct choice?

    Yes - No - Maybe

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    1. CABAYE4
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      Personally I'd start Skrtel over Taylor. He's not sure to start with his recent injury and Ben Arfa's form and don't really fancy us for a CS.

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      1. pekka
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        13 years, 10 months ago

        Maybe even time to sell R Taylor soon?

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        1. CABAYE4
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          You never know with him, he always seems to get himself back into the team with a good performance at the right time or an injury to a rival...

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  9. cjb295
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    Sorry if this has already been discussed, but does anyone know why Bolton and Spurs are not playing each other in GW34, and when the match will be played?

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      fa cup

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      1. cjb295
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        Cheers, that messes up my plan to load up on Spurs players!

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  10. Bungalow Bill
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    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/2159010/event-history/28/

    Evening all! My question is, who to transfer out? 1 FT, 0.4 in the bank, cheers

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    1. pekka
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      ReoCoker... for someone else...

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    2. Somalion
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      RVP, I have a hunch.

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    3. Parm
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      Silva + Ba ➡ Mid + Rooney

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    4. Huckleberry
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      I'd ship out Sorenson first. I think having a # 2 goalkeeper who is guaranteed starts is more important than a # 5 midfielder who you may only play every few weeks.

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    5. Bungalow Bill
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      Thanks, I'm amazed that no one has recommended one of the three Liverpool players, especially Adam

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  11. Mattymo23
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    Nani and Drenthe. Stick or Twist. 1FT

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    1. Messi & fabregas
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      keep nani

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  12. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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    Heeeeeellllllllllllllllppp!
    Can I do better than:

    Vorm (Sorensen)
    Kelly Walker Skrtel Evans (Simpson)
    Ireland, Dempsey, Adam (Mata Sigurdsson)
    Roonpig, Pog, Suarez
    0FT
    1.1 in bank

    Thanks!

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  13. Piggs Boson
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    I wish Papiss would stop fecking dropping. I need him to score at the weekend to stem the flow!

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  14. dodger49
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    Will Drenthe and Pilkington start this week?

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      1. Zep
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        13 years, 10 months ago

        "Outlook not so good"... 😥

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  15. Huckleberry
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Going with Rooney as captain. Who is the better choice for VC, Bale or Dempsey?

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    1. Parm
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      The Guardian have got it all right.

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      1. MJ6987
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        13 years, 10 months ago

        Giggs instead of Nani
        And Smalling or Jones instead of Rafael

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      2. Messi & fabregas
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        i hope so as i also have nani, i transferred him in last week and he didnt play either!

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  16. Andy1
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Who to start?
    Kelly, Simpson, McLean, siggy

    The rest of my team is:
    Krul
    Evans bae Enrique
    Silva bale Dempsey
    Rvp bavrooney(c)

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      Bavrooney? The FPL gods have fused two players to become an uber god player. Good choice of captaincy!

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      1. Piggs Boson
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        And start MClean; then Siggy, Kelly, Simpson. (i think)

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        1. Andy1
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          That's what I have at the moment. Which is good, I think

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      2. GREENDREAMS11
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        they also fused tuncay & skrtel and the player they ended up with was pretty slow and took a bit of time to come out of his shell.. 😉 can you tell im bored

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        1. Piggs Boson
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          13 years, 10 months ago

          Can you imagine a Roonpersie? *drool*

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  17. Tommyg
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    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    So lots of love for roopig as (C)

    Just a thought that on the few occations ive not captained RVP was because of fixtures and the few fixtures have been:

    Liv away = 13 Points
    Swansea away = 6 Points
    Chelsea away = 19 Points

    Just a thought to make you all have nightmares when inevitably roopig does a 20 min cameo and RVP rips it up against a knackered Everton side.....

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  18. Canadian Football
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Anyone feel there is a risk with Silva NOT playing this GW? Can anyone confirm why he was subbed off in 66th min yesterday?

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    1. Somalion
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      So he could play this week?

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    2. Demí
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      No risk. It was a tactical sub, and i doubt Mancini will be dropping Silva before a game against Chelsea with city chasing united now

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      1. EoinM
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        13 years, 10 months ago

        Demi..hus your capt? Cheers

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    3. The3rdTurd
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      It's not clear. Some match reports said he looked 'tired'. I reckon that ankle is playing up - not enough to keepy him out of games, but enough to reduce his effectiveness (in fpl terms at least). He's just not getting into scoring positions as much as he was.

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      1. Canadian Football
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        13 years, 10 months ago

        The reason why i am asking is that I am going to dump him for Yaya next week. If i do it this week, it would be a "sideways move"

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        1. The3rdTurd
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          13 years, 10 months ago

          Isn't it a bit of a sideways move whenever you do it?

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  19. SuperFrankieLampard
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    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Who rotates well with siggy?

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    1. Somalion
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      Drinky.

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      1. GREENDREAMS11
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        lol

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    2. Messi & fabregas
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      dempsey

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      1. SuperFrankieLampard
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
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        too expensive to rotate

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    3. MJ6987
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      Murphy?

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  20. mlmc123
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    should i get bae in for enrique or skrtel???

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      Yup, if you can spare the money, he has great fixtures coming up, and i don't think doubling on the Liverpool defence is safe at the moment.

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  21. King Kaka
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Good night, what are the thoughts on VDV starting? Any Spurs fans out there?

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  22. Desertbug
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    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    My team is currently:

    Hart (Ruddy)
    Skrtel/Evans/JoseEnrique (Kelly/ShawXX)
    Siggy/Bale/Barfa/Dempsey(VC) (Pienaar)
    Pog/Ba/RVP

    bench order currently Pienaar/Kelly/ShawXX

    2 Questions:
    1 - I have the money to pull trigger on Ba>Rooney this week for an additional 4 points (already took 4). Do it this week or wait for next week?
    2 - Bench order? Pienaar/Kelly or Kelly/Pienaar?

    Thanks in advance for thoughts.

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  23. Mattymo23
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Sounds mad but Drenthe to Krancjar

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  24. Tommyg
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Lots of love for Roopig as (C)

    Just a thought for all those that have maybe still making there mind up and give those that have decided something to think about.

    The few times ive not cpaitained RVP is bacause of fixtures, a few of those fixtures are.

    Liv away = 13 points
    Swa away - 6 points
    Che away = 19 points.

    Im just saying....

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    1. GREENDREAMS11
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      fortune favours the brave as they say.

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      1. Tommyg
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Oh litrally whatever i do the other choice would have been the better!

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    2. Tommyg
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      Not to mention that roopig is slightly injured and Everton will be knackered!

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    3. GREENDREAMS11
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      the only thing with that is that rooney has what looks like will be a very easy game and could score big if he plays.

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      1. Tommyg
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        • 16 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        There is that!

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        1. GREENDREAMS11
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          lets face it, both of them are capable of big returns in any game. i would look at the opposition, Everton did get pumped by Liverpoo,l but that aside, their recent home form has been impressive and the team Moyes put out for the 1st 60 minutes wasn't up to it. Wolves current form isn't good.

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  25. For Fuchs Sake
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    any chance of Antonio Valencia playing on Sunday?

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    1. GREENDREAMS11
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      nobody really knows dude.

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    2. Zep
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      75%, apparently...

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      1. For Fuchs Sake
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        that's fitness not selection

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        1. Zep
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          13 years, 10 months ago

          When he's fit, he plays.. you do the maths...

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  26. unoaime
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Haven't had time to post much this week. How's my team?

    Krul, Mignolet
    Skrtel, Evans, Caulker, Simpson, Shotton
    Bale, Dempsey, Silva, Sigurdsson, McClean
    RvP, Ba, Rooney

    1FT. Any suggestions or should i save it?

    I still have my WC. :/

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  27. i hate leeds
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    PLEASE HELP guys starting line up ruddy,enrique,simpson,lescott,rangel,silva,bale,dempsey,rvp,suarez and graham. my subs are dyer,sessengon and cahill. im thinking of transfering out graham and sessengon for ba and mclean for a four point hit. is this crazy guys? should i just make one transfer to my midfield or what. im at a loss please help me guys what should i do???????

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    1. Desertbug
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Ruddy
      Enrique/Simpson/Lescott
      Silva/Bale/Dempsey
      RVP/Suarez/Graham

      Dump Sess for a functional mid. Morrison (WBA)? and save the extra money for next week's move.

      Learn to use spacebar, carriage return, and CAPS key.

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    2. Piggs Boson
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      You have got to be kidding me. I'm not even going to try and decipher your team! Is your return/shift/caps-lock keys f*cked? I wouldn't bring in Ba, he has good fixtures this week and the next but they start to turn to shite. You should get rid of sess imo.

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  28. SuperMario
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Schwarzer
    Enrique - Skrtel - Evans - McAuley - Ream
    Morrison - Dempsey - Nani - Miyaichi - O'Hara
    Rooney (c) - Rvp (vc) - Suarez

    0.6 in bank.. Who to bench?? and thinking O'Hara --> Barfa

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    1. Desertbug
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Make move to Barfa if can. Sounds like Pardew finally seeing the light there.

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      1. SuperMario
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        yeah think ill do that transfer.. Any idea who to bench in defence>?

        looking like benching McAuley, Ream, Miyaichi

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        1. Desertbug
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
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          Sounds fair.

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    2. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Not enamoured by the Barfa move. Still think he'll be dropped again at some point.

      O'Hara to Norwich mid (Pilkington or Surman) strikes me as a much better move.

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      1. SuperMario
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        not sold on gametime of either tho?

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      2. Desertbug
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        • 14 Years
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        I think injury situation gives him a window to prove worth again in something more than a pressured "I've only got 20 minutes to do something" situation.

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  29. V-2 Schneiderlin
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    defence - who to play out of:

    Evans, Skrtel, Kelly (Ful).....Simpson, Santon

    currently going with the first three

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      Good choice, i've got the same 3, but with Caulker instead of Santon on the bench. Bench order is good as well.

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    2. i hate leeds
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      ya first 3 looks good

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      1. V-2 Schneiderlin
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        thanks all - good luck

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