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We’ve been here before. Seven days ago we were waxing lyrical about the efforts of Papiss Cisse and Hatem Ben Arfa – a week later, we’re at it again having seen both combine to unravel a hapless Liverpool.

Cisse’s brace took him to seven in as many games, while at the Lane, Emmanuel Adebayor confirmed himself as a rival for a slot in our squads, as he returned to goalscoring form.

Our members can now drown in the numbers from today’s games and read on for our guide to the key statistics on show in the Gameweek thus far, along with our take on the destination of the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) bonus points.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. RevsFC
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Game was a huge disappointment, but there was one nice thing to take away from it. Wenger just straight up said they weren't good enough and had no excuse. That's a nice step up from the usual post-match BS.

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    1. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Mancini does it all the time.

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  2. sachmo
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Pog > Cisse

    Kneejerk or wise move? Already have Dempsey...

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      most wise

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  3. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Michael Collins just started on BBC2

    Quality film.

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    1. Oncemoreuntothebreach
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Agreed, despite some glaring historical inaccuracies!

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      1. JK - Cønt â­
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        indeed.

        A bit long though

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    2. Henry Hill
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Always thought Julia Roberts was miscast in that movie

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      1. JK - Cønt â­
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        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        I'm not sure her character even existed

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        1. An Púca
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          she did....Collins was going out with her at some stage

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        2. Henry Hill
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          Its a real character alright but thought Julia was just cast for American audiences. She was nowhere as bad as Richard Gere in the Jackal though!

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJGOCtlPzUs

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    3. Acquafresca
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Som, is it worth getting cisse for ba or ade for a hit?

      Team linked, cheers.

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  4. Screaming Midget
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Sport over the next few months is going to be superb!

    Snooker, darts, golf, football, olympics.

    I've cut down my girlfriend count from 3 to 2 due to time allowance!

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    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Last line is quality.

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    2. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Be better if you cut down your plant obsession 😉

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    3. Pat Mustard
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Never mind the olympics, the rest oh yes! Masters next week..

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  5. sachmo
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Thinking of Pog > Cisse

    Wise move or kneejerk? Already have Dempsey?

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  6. Menly
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Henry where were you sitting at Loftus Road?

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    1. Menly
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Oops just saw you replied

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      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        talking to yourself again? 😉

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        1. Menly
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          Henry is my alter ego 😀

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    2. Canadian Football
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      He was scoring a hat trick in NY

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  7. applebonkers
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    kolarov has scored 68 points in his 9 starts this season, an average of 7.6ppg.

    ...all 1 season late

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    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      hes the new raylor

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  8. Canadian Football
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    I really want to pick up suarez...but he is so....SH#T

    AVL/bla....cant believe i am having second thoughts about a LIV #1 striker it should be a no brainer!!

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    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      suarez aint shit but the service is

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      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Ah his finishing has been very poor though.

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        1. Optimus.
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          true..annoyed pool supporter

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          1. Somalion
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            Understandable, even as a United supporter I like when Pool are in it properly, adds to the game. Of course I'd never admit that to my Liverpool supporting brother 😉 Still, Suarez has been disappointing, surprised as he is a natural goal scorer.

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            1. Parm
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 10 months ago

              This year has been much more nervy for me as we have Citeh chasing not Chelsea. It was much more dramatic when Pool gave us a run for the title and beat us at OT, I was shittin it!!!

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      2. Oncemoreuntothebreach
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        16 shots per goal scored. Terrible service, but surely he has to take at least some of the blame for that?

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  9. matiakez
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    My team looks such a state right now!

    Richards has been dreadful since the WC...

    I have Walters still for whatever stupid reason (should have chucked him out Sess a while back)

    Ba is not FPL potential anymore...

    Any tips please?!

    Thinking of bringing in Valencia is someone for Ba this week?? the double GW and GW34 blanks are making me over complicate things..

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  10. Paul
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    one question mcauley is a regular starter right?...thinkin of doin
    enrique> mcauley this week...he has blackburn at home gw 32 and qpr at home on the chaotic gw 34...good choice?

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    1. Triple J
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Yes!

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    2. tw
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      yeah. not sure i'd want to get a player that has scored 1/3 of his goals this season against his own team though.... 😉

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  11. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Went to the Barbers and asked for a Liverpool FC haircut. Mess at the back, nothing on the sides and nothing up front. He charged me £130 million. 😀

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    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      agger vating

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      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        *door hits him on way out 😉

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      2. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        I look like a ninja-skrtel

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    2. tw
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      lol 😀

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  12. Pat Mustard
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Picked Verm over Baines & also chose not to bring in Manu this week because of GW34 security, if I don't get a huge green arrow that week i'll be pissed.

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    1. Paul
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      what are you talking about?...man utd has match on gw 34 right?...no fa cup for them neither for aston who they play at home!

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      1. Pat Mustard
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Manu Adebayor is what i'm talking about!

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        1. Paul
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          oh thank god sorry didnt getcha ...was scared thr for sumtym as i have my full fill of man utd players...hehe

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        2. Life's Very Good
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          I guess even he's not playing on gw34. Is everything alright? 😕

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  13. DHWizzo
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Pull the trigger early before the Cisse price rise?

    Skrtel > Kaboul
    Pogrebs > Cisse

    Was planning to dump SENDEROS and target non blank GW peeps, but not sure that makes sense.

    Help a bruva out!

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    1. An Púca
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      do it

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  14. takemehome
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    did ba to Cisse until gw 34 then bentner in for a week and Cisse back for the double gw and will stay for the rest of the seasson

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  15. som3awy
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    JKISTHE1, any link for wrestlemania? 😀

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      1. som3awy
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Not working for me :S

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/

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      1. som3awy
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Thank you!

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  16. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    All too confusing. A very happy day. Night all. 🙂

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    1. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Good night, good sir!!

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    2. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      *shakes fist..nice score

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  17. Acquafresca
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Canadian, what are you doing with Ba?? I have 1FT and 1.0 in the bank, pretty much similar team to you, just Dempsey over Walcott and Kompany over Enrique

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    1. Canadian Football
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      fixed my GK last week. Did not want to take the hit for Ba>Cisse ðŸ™

      Trying to fiqure out who to bring in for him for the next 2 weeks....options are

      Suarez
      Cisse

      what do you think?

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  18. Smudger’s Dirty Dozen
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Anyone still have Sinclair instead of Siggy?

    On another note, Holt to Bendtner (gw34 in mind) or Cisse (dgw in mind) no brainer right?

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    1. takemehome
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      thats my plan

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  19. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    What would you do for the double???

    A) Keep RVP, get rid of Rooney.

    B) Keep Rooney, get rid of RVP.

    C) Keep both RVP and Rooney.

    I'm sitting on C mainly because I can't trust Ade in my team.

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    1. JK - Cønt â­
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      B or C for me. Rooney has to be in for the season

      The only reason I'm even considering B is that RvP looks tired. He's been vastly over-used due to Arsenal's dependance on him. The chance he missed on Sat he'd have buried earlier in the season.

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    2. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      C, definitely. With so many games coming so quickly I think people are going to be disappointed by rested/injured players.

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      1. Call Me Old Fashioned
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        C, Ade did f@@@ all when in my team and I dont trust him in my FPL team. I am adding Kaboul to BAE and Bale for the DGW.

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      2. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Ah, Yak to Dave for the double it is then. No Suarez,Torres or Ade for me 😛

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        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          :P, won't lie I am greatly tempted by El Nino, he'll just hurt me again though 😀

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        2. JK - Cønt â­
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          Ade is the only one I would consider. I may just go Bale, VdV and Kaboul.

          Everything depends on RvP

          By his standards he is in a slump, 3 games without a goal.

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          1. Somalion
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 10 months ago

            I honestly wish I was at such a level of football where I'd consider that a slump for myself. Good lord he's such a talented fecker now that I think of it!

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    3. little_wizard123
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      RVP, Rooney and Ade (same I have currently). If Torres or Suarez do amazingly well before 36, I may switch Rooney. Both have lovely fixtures in 37 so not keen on it.

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    4. Tiki-Taka
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      A, might be risky but I dont think Rooney will perform away at City , at least not massively , whilst RVP at Stoke I believe has more potential. Then for GW37 Rooney has Swansea at home which is points opportuntiy but then Sunderland away where they will struggle. RVP has Norwich at home # points and I believe WBA away

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  20. UnderstandablyDistraught
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Are players here really going to push to field a full team in GW34 or just rolling with what you have? I will have 8 when I do one transfer

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    1. Call Me Old Fashioned
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      going to field a XI with no hit provided Taiwo keeps his place for WBA

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      1. UnderstandablyDistraught
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Well done. I'm certainly not taking hits for that week.

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      2. little_wizard123
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Same, although tempted by getting in 12 and leaving Taiwo on the bench or removing altogether. GW37 fixtures are tough for the decent teams playing twice in GW36 so not bothered too much about this.

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    2. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      i will have 10 players without a hit

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    3. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Am pushing for good players for the rest of the season. Apart from Totty & Spurs (maybe Chels), most dgwers look very average...

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        *Totty & Spurs? Time for bed!

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        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          😀 Long day 😛

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      2. UnderstandablyDistraught
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        That's my general plan also. Looks like I'll have 9 for 34 and save a xfer to have 2 for dgw. Think I can live with that

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    4. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      I'm going to bring in players that I actually want irrespective of the DGW or the blank GW. I think people are making far too much of 34 and the DGW, of course I could be proven massively incorrect 😉

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      1. UnderstandablyDistraught
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        I think you're right there. Seems to be the consensus opinion here

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        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          Of course it is nice to have a DGW player or two, but not worth damaging your team over!

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    5. Pat Mustard
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Well 90% of people will be asleep and not realise until 2/3 days prior so will be a week to make ground, i'll have 10 maybe 11

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    6. Canadian Football
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      probably going to go with 10. playing GK, 2 def, 4 mid, 3 fwd

      No hits

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  21. Call Me Old Fashioned
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Are Crouch Potato, Henry et al around? I am just wondering if you think Taiwo will keep his place for the WBA game? I need him to play to field a full XI for GW34.

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    1. little_wizard123
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      I don't think so, I think Hughes said Traore was out for two weeks (so we'll know this weekend).

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      1. Call Me Old Fashioned
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        🙠may have to play ten then or just hope he gets any minutes. I want to do Simpson--->Turner /McAuley

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    2. Henry Hill
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Hard to know, he was excellent agaisnt Arsenal. Shut Walcott down nicely so if he keeps that form up he can't be dropped

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      1. Call Me Old Fashioned
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        cheers may well start him and see what happens then

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  22. Gargamel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Having this shit gameweek and this shit season just made me consider how much effort I put into this game. I think I think more about this game than I think about sex. Is that sad or are you lot the same?

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    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      nah i always go to bed thinking about my next fpl move..not so much about the girlfriend 😉

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    2. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Emmmmm afraid I think about sex, actual football, college and music more. Still, it's right up there!

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    3. BR
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Think more about sex, but put less effort into it

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  23. sachmo
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Ade or Cisse?

    Cisse will allow me Walker in D, but feel like Ade a better bet going forward...?

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  24. Hazard267
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Pog out , Graham in good move ...? Swansea have great fixtures and I need someone who plays 34 but I'm bit worried does anyone know why he hasn't been getting many points lately

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    1. CravenA
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Who - Pog or Graham?

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      1. Hazard267
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Graham

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        1. CravenA
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          He's average is why (imo) and like AJAT_KL says below . . .

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    2. Call Me Old Fashioned
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Siggy has been stealing them 🙂

      I would consider Bendtner too, they play Wolves so you should get returns

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  25. som3awy
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Team BRING IT!!

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  26. som3awy
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    sheamus won in like 5 seconds, lmao.

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    1. JK - Cønt â­
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      what was the point in it.

      Made no sense unless it's building to something else.

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      1. som3awy
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Yea, idk wtf was that.

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  27. Out4GoodBehavior
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    lol sheamus already won the first match rofl

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  28. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Going for VDV AND Bale for the DGW

    Overkill??? Which one to Captain 😉 ???

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    1. JK - Cønt â­
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      I am getting both as well

      VdV for me

      Ade over RvP is still tempting, but may get Kaboul to counter rival's BAE

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      1. tw
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        keep rvp, lose rooney for ade

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        1. tw
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 10 months ago

          cuz rvp and ade both have better fixtures 35 through the end than rooney does

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      2. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Talking about Kaboul,

        If Everton get the double which duo look more tempting.....

        A) Kaboul & Baines

        B) A.Cole & Walker

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    2. tw
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      and Ade 😀

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  29. taibi
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    RMT dont know what changes to make and would like your advice/Ideas....

    Vorm (Ruddy)

    Evans Cahill Taylor (enrique, McAuley)

    Silva Larsson Ben Arfa Walcott (Walters)

    RVP Adebayor Ba

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  30. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Wished I'd got rid of Silva last GW for Walcott.. Then I'd have a better chance of staying in the FPL cup. Looks like I'm well out of it now.

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    1. takemehome
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      is that Linsey Dawn McKenzie in ur pic, havent seen a pic of that woman in years, weekly sport every week at collage

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      1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        It sure is 🙂

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