The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
21 April 2012 1331 comments
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Let me take you by the hand (honestly it’s fine) and lead you around the Fantasy football touchline to ponder our final teamsheets. I’m going to miss our Saturday strolls, our little dip into the brains of the press boys before deadline…

This weekend there are relatively few issues troubling us. We can surely expect major Chelsea rotation for today’s early kick-off at the Emirates, with a vast number of us hoping that swings in favour of Robin Van Persie and Arsenal. Elsewhere, the City lineup looks decided for the run-in now that Tevez has reminded us of his class. As for United, there is one issue, mainly concerning the collapsible talents of Ashley Young.

Can Young keep his feet place in the United lineup for the meet with Everton? Certainly The Times, The Guardian, and The Mail all think so, which means no start for fit-again Nani. Personally, I’m expecting Sir Alex to grant Young a rest. There’s been chatter all week on the winger’s…ahem….loss of balance and, having stated he’s carrying a slight knock in his press conference on Friday, it seemed that Sir Alex was laying the groundwork to justify handing Nani a first start since his return from injury. Just an educated hunch and one that the Sun and the Telegraph agrees with. That’s dubious company mind, as we’ll see in a bit.

Elsewhere some Fantasy managers will be wondering if fringe defenders Jose Enrique and Philippe Senderos will come in from the cold. I say fringe, Enrique really isn’t that, while Senderos doesn’t even have a fringe – but you get the gist. Aside from The Sun who have Dan Agger at left-back, the press boys are all backing a return for Enrique this morning, just in time for the Gameweek 36 doubles. They reckon Dalglish won’t look to three centre-backs for the visit of shot-shy West Brom, with the Spaniard returning and ousting the calamitous Carragher to the bench.

As for Senderos – it’s a split. Some, like The Guardian, feel that Chris Baird will get the nod at right-back with Stephen Kelly out with a wrist injury (best not to ask). The majority, however, go with Aaron Hughes at right-back with the balding Swiss tower returning alongside Brede Hangeland. Whether he’ll be able to fetch a clean sheet with the wizardry of Victor Moses in opposition is another matter. There you go – I can now use Moses and the phrase wizard in the same sentence without any irony. Almost.

To round off our little wander, let’s stroll through this morning’s contenders for the “Do they know something we don’t?” award.

The Times feel that Leroy Lita will lead the Swans attack at Bolton. Brendan Rodgers has hinted at changes so perhaps it’s perhaps not far-fetched that Lita will get a roll of the dice at the expense of Danny Graham. It’s no goals in nine league starts for the former Watford hitman, turned bungling blank-firer.

The Guardian have Djibril Cisse back in the QPR lineup for their crucial home clash with Spurs. The thing is, they’ve restored him at the expense of Bobby Zamora. Very odd. An oversight or have the Guardian got wind of a knock, illness or some backroom shenanigans?

The Independant have Ryan Taylor back in the Newcastle lineup for the clash with Stoke – he comes in at left-back with Davide Santon making way. The Sun also cut Santon, with James Perch shifting to the full-back role to make way for Cheick Tiote’s return in midfield. Certainly it seems that Santon is yet to cement his starting role in some folk’s eyes. Ryan Taylor’s inclusion would come as big news for Fantasy managers for the final weeks. It would be nice, but I have my reservations.

Not to be outdone, The Telegraph have paired both Andy Johnson and Pavel Pogrebnyak up front for Fulham, while Alex Kacaniklic earns a start on the flank with no place for Damien Duff. Would Martin Jol really dump the impish winger and go 4-4-2? The Guardian also go with a Johnson/Pogrebnyak pairing – I’m not sure I agree. In fact, maybe we should take the Telegraph’s views with a pinch of salt – they feel that Dean Whitehead has the legs to play at right-back and central midfield for Stoke at Newcastle. Whoops.

Did you notice that there was no mention of the mavericks from the Daily Mail amongst those potential bloopers? I know. It’s slightly unsettling.

Enjoy the Gameweek.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Willis.
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Bench Vermaelen, Santon or Bale?!?!

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    1. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
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      Santon

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    2. Nopli
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      Vemalen .IMO

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    3. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
      • 14 Years
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      Santon, just because he's least likely to play

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      1. Willis.
        • 14 Years
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        But even if he doesn't play, it won't be likely that he'll make a sub appearance anyway?

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        1. mysteryDave
          • 16 Years
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          If Santon is likely to start or not play at all then Santon with Verm first sub.
          If Santon is likely to come on for a few minutes at the end the start Verm.

          Bale should play.

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          1. Willis.
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 8 months ago

            Cheers. So basically, you think that Santon is likely to score more points than Vermaelen if he starts?

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    4. Daniyal
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      verm

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    5. asap
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      i guess verminator to bench

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  2. Willis.
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Gee, Mark is in a happy mood today. Cracking jokes everywhere in that article.

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  3. Tommy J
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    • 16 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    I wonder whether MON will rotate and I have a feeling Mancini may play some of the 'fringe' players-also will be interesting to see whether Chelsea rest some players, otherwise agree not much to worry us......

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    1. Willis.
      • 14 Years
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      I doubt Mancini would play some fringe players when they've still got a title to chase.

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  4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    Ahhh - here we go!!!! 🙂

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  5. Schurrle Not
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Hi all, really need your opinion on these weeks transfers...

    Rooney-> Tevez
    Odemwingie-> Cisse

    But i'll take a 4point hit, is it worth it?

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    1. Willis.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Yes.

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      1. adams_6
        • 14 Years
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        Stick with Rooney

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  6. rohan
    • 14 Years
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    Finally, the preamble..

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  7. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    " I’m going to miss our Saturday strolls, our little dip into the brains of the press boys before deadline…"

    Is there something you need to tell us? 🙁

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    1. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 18 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Nope...going nowhere...but the football is sadly.

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  8. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Some stats before the deadline

    There have been four red cards shown in the last six league matches between Villa and Sunderland.
    The Black Cats have scored just six goals in 10 Premier League trips to Villa Park, and never more than once in a single match.
    Indeed, in 21 previous PL clashes, only one side has ever scored more than twice in a single match (Villa won 3-1 at home in November 2005).

    Anybody considering going for Villa player

    Javier Hernandez has scored in a 1-0 win in both of his two previous clashes with the Toffees.

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    1. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Did you end up getting Tevez?

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      I hyave Lichaj ...

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  9. Three Badgers on a Shirt
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Walcott to Dempsey, and Rooney to Tevez

    OR

    The bigger gamble of Rooney to Tevez, and RVP to Aguero?

    Chasing a big lead!

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    1. drughi
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      if youre chasing a big lead i would go both aguero and tevez and hope for a trashing of wolves

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    2. mysteryDave
      • 16 Years
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      Bigger gamble, and give them capt & vice capt too.

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      1. Three Badgers on a Shirt
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Done. I would love it, just love it if I beat him now!

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    3. HappyAnkit
      • 14 Years
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      1st one.

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  10. All Whites Undefeated
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Hey guys how do I bench? Cheers

    Vorm Begovic
    Evans Williamson Simpson BAE Kilgallon
    Bale Sess Demps Siggy Walcott
    p.Cisse RVP Tevez

    Really stuck hope you can help. Thanks

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    1. Thatsnotcricket
        13 years, 8 months ago

        I would bench Sess, BAE and Kilgallon maybe, if you're feeling confident of a Newcastle clean sheet?

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        1. All Whites Undefeated
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          Yea i think so. What about a Tottenham clean sheet? BAE?

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          1. Thatsnotcricket
              13 years, 8 months ago

              Look at the stats in the article, QPR have been pretty impressive at home lately compared to Tottenham's dire away form. I don't think Tottenham will keep a clean sheet, but if you're not confident of a Newcastle clean sheet spread the risk.

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              1. All Whites Undefeated
                • 14 Years
                13 years, 8 months ago

                oK ill go with what you said thanks. fingers crossed QPR score and sess is quiet
                !!

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      • Nopli
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        My Front 7 Points Prediciton: (Pre Bonus)
        Tevez(c) = 10x2=20
        Pog = 6
        Suarez=10
        Valencia=8
        Mata=8
        Sig=11
        Petrov=13

        Add them 🙂

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        1. Willis.
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          You're actual score will be a third of that.

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        2. Drip Doctor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          Why don't you captain Petrov then...

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          1. Sassenachs
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
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            +1

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        3. HappyAnkit
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          7
          5
          13
          9
          2
          14
          5

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          1. HappyAnkit
            • 14 Years
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            Including BPs.

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      • FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        More stats while we are waiting the deadline

        Tottenham have failed to score in three successive away league games. If they fail to net at Loftus Road, they will equal their Premier League record of four without a goal on the road.
        Spurs have failed to win any of their last seven away games, their worst run since November 2007.
        Mark Hughes’ side have won their last three home league games. They last won four in a row in the top-flight in December 1994.
        Tottenham are the only Premier League side yet to score from a free kick situation this season (direct or indirect).

        Benching Bale maybe?

        There have been four penalties awarded in six PL meetings between Wolves and Man City, all of them to the away side. Who is the spot kick taker Kun or Tevez?
        Carlos Tevez has scored four goals in three Premier League games against Wolves. Carlito il capitano?

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        1. Access
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          Good stats.i ll bench bale for Walcott ,I ll stick to aguero (c) more playing time and penalty taker.tevez(vc)

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      • Syd.
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Love the " Can you keep his "feet" place" comment... 😆

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        1. Syd.
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          Young , You , Me.. whatever

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      • TheBear
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Bench 1 of: Valencia,Dempsey,Siggy,Walcott,Silva,RVP,Rooney or Cisse???

        Currently benching Valencia!

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        1. adams_6
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          Really? I'm thinking Walcott. See my team below

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        2. Dark Mata
          • 15 Years
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          Walcott

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        3. little_wizard123
          • 14 Years
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          Valencia imo.

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        4. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          I'm benching Valencia too

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      • Dark Mata
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        If you had to choose 2 to play 2 to bench, who would you play?

        Enrique
        Vermaelen
        McLean
        Walcott

        Thanks!

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        1. Dark Mata
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          Have to play 1 def.....

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          1. bazhef
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 8 months ago

            enrique and walcott

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        2. Mr.Vuvuzela
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          hm, play Verm (goal threat, and possible CS against fatigued Chelski) and Enrique...

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      • adams_6
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        OK Guys, advice please

        One of these is getting benched and another is getting the armband but who?

        Ben Arfa Walcott Siggy Valencia Dempsey
        Rooney RVP Cisse

        Need to catch rivals who have similar teams

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        1. Mr.Vuvuzela
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          Bench Walcott, Captain RVP or Cisse.

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        2. breakballartist
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          If rivals have 'template' teams, HBA is your only diff really... Rooney or Theo??

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          1. adams_6
            • 14 Years
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            None got Cisse though?

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      • Bolt-on
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        I'm actually captaining Stephen Ireland

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        1. Hybrid.power
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
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          Prepare for failure.

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          1. HappyAnkit
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 8 months ago

            +7 😛

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        2. adams_6
          • 14 Years
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          You must be a LONG way behind..

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        3. breakballartist
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          YYEEESSSSS!!!! #flair

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      • Mr.Vuvuzela
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        hm, play Miyaichi, or bench him over Bale, Williamson, or Enrique? Feels very weird benching a double gw player, but thinking there's a good chance he'll get 3 points, while Bale might surprise us this weekend, and the defenders have a fair chance of getting a clean sheet... What's your verdict?

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        1. Sassenachs
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          I'd bench him for Bale despite DGW. Coyle's not giving him game time.

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      • little_wizard123
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Not been on for a week, how is everybody?

        Have two frees this week, decided to save one til next week. The captain choice was also a nightmare, the poll seems to back this up.

        Anyway, good luck, and here's hoping Van Persie pulls something special out!

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      • bazhef
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        I've already sold gibbs for skrtel and maloney for pertov.
        Is it worth selling wither rooney, rvp or papiss cisse to get a city striker in?
        worried they are going to get a hatful tomorrow and my rivals all have aguero.

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        1. bazhef
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          hate it when your posts get lost in the mad rush before deadline.........

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        2. Sassenachs
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          I had a similar situation and being 30pts clear of my mini-league i felt i had to. If you need a differential sit on it.

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      • Declan
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Play NDyer or McClean?

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        1. Thatsnotcricket
            13 years, 8 months ago

            Dyer imo.

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          • Willis.
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 8 months ago

            Dyer.

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        2. Thatsnotcricket
            13 years, 8 months ago

            Blackburn - Norwich predictions please. I'm thinking 2-1 to Blackburn but it is kind of a must win game for them, could leave a lot of openings, unsure whether to start Pilkington. Norwich could tear them apart on the counter attack?

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          • shegull
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 8 months ago

            Need to bench 1 out of:
            1) Verm
            2) Evans
            3) Simpson
            4) Richards

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            1. big oak
              • 15 Years
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              simp

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            2. Thatsnotcricket
                13 years, 8 months ago

                Richards imo.

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              • Wilba
                • 13 Years
                13 years, 8 months ago

                richards

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              • Access
                • 14 Years
                13 years, 8 months ago

                Verm

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              • Sassenachs
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 15 Years
                13 years, 8 months ago

                verm

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            3. Wilba
              • 13 Years
              13 years, 8 months ago

              is it worth taking a 4 point hit for collins

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              1. little_wizard123
                • 14 Years
                13 years, 8 months ago

                No.

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              2. big oak
                • 15 Years
                13 years, 8 months ago

                no hits for defenders

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              3. Willis.
                • 14 Years
                13 years, 8 months ago

                No.

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            4. UnitednationsXI
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 8 months ago

              Caulker evans turner mcauly cahill

              which three should i start???

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              1. bazhef
                • 16 Years
                13 years, 8 months ago

                def evans for one. then maybe caulker then turner if he's likely to play.

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            5. aaw15
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 8 months ago

              which one of these should I bench
              Miyaichi ben arfa walcott valencia sess

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              1. Hybrid.power
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 15 Years
                13 years, 8 months ago

                Sess.

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              2. Access
                • 14 Years
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                Sess

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            6. fijuhmon
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 8 months ago

              Bench two: Bae, evans, simpson, valencia, siggy, sess, barfa, rvp, cisse, roo, dempsey?!

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              1. Hybrid.power
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 15 Years
                13 years, 8 months ago

                BAE and Sess.

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                1. fijuhmon
                  • 14 Years
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                  Cheers

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              2. Sassenachs
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 15 Years
                13 years, 8 months ago

                Sess and BAE

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            7. GoonerBru
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 8 months ago

              Guys I am a bit stuck with my team and captain choice, I have done -8 point hit already. I should have brought in Tevez but didn't and my rivals have him as captain and they are both above me. What they are not doing is getting in any DGW players and I have bogdan and Miyiachi(not sure if he will play both, but have had him for about 6 GW on my bench so thought I would play him).

              So either I just find someone to Captain and hope for the best or I be really risky and do another hit to get in Tevez.

              Bogdan(Vorm)
              Kompany, Jevans, Taylor (Cahill, Wilkinson)
              Miyiachi, Dempsey, Silva, Ben Arfa(Valencia)
              Jelavic, Rooney, RVP

              Please help...

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              1. GoonerBru
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 15 Years
                13 years, 8 months ago

                can anyone give me suggestions

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              2. Breadbin
                • 15 Years
                13 years, 8 months ago

                Hilarious. Beyond help.

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            8. Hybrid.power
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 8 months ago

              Who did Rooney out for Tevez?

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              1. breakballartist
                • 16 Years
                13 years, 8 months ago

                Littlepea > Aguero!! Littlepea? I know... :'(

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              2. McTown
                • 14 Years
                13 years, 8 months ago

                yeap

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              3. sminkypinky
                • 14 Years
                13 years, 8 months ago

                Me. Left with no United coverage!!

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            9. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 8 months ago

              Stephen Kelly out with a wrist injury (best not to ask).

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