634x258 The Knee Jerk
21 April 2012 2926 comments
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No goals from open play in seven league starts. That’s a statistic which, a couple of months ago, would seem improbable of a player of the stature of Robin Van Persie. It looked like he’d run and run until the end of the season; that Arsenal’s skipper had successfully broken Fantasy football and made a slot in our squads his own, with the captain’s armband soldered to his bicep.

Today’s blank in the stifling 0-0 with Chelsea at the Emirates was the latest setback for those clinging to Van Persie, in the hope that he’ll recapture the stunning form which saw him reach essential status. Certainly there’s been no let up in goal threat from Arsenal’s talisman. Today, Van Persie fired in seven efforts on goal – more than any other player in the Gameweek thus far – it was his most threatening display since Gameweek 18. Reassurance in numbers form – but is it enough?

Such statistics would indicate that his army of Fantasy owners, and those who skippered him yet again, were unfortunate to pocket just a single point after the Dutchman earned his seventh booking of the season. As Arsene Wenger commented in his post-match conference, Van Persie gave everything but, like his owners, he just got nothing back.

The question is, where do we go from here? A total of 74,000 net transfers out last week, already Van Persie is being shipped by thousands. Clearly there’s a tide turning against him as patience wears thin. Although fixtures against Stoke, Norwich and West Brom would suggest that Arsenal and Van Persie still have goals left to score.

Today’s injury to Theo Walcott won’t help acquire them – Van Persie will now have to do without his supply from the right flank for the remaining matches. However, that also deprives Arsene Wenger of the option of shifting Walcott to a central role and carrying out the unthinkable act of resting his skipper – even with 50 games in the tank. While Arsenal still have something to play for, Van Persie will surely start and, with those opponents, logic and statistics suggest that the goal drought surely cannot continue.

It’s getting tougher to hang on to such arguments, though. With Papiss Cisse maintaining a frightening and improbable scoring rate, it’s almost as if the power has shifted. Like the goal mojo took a train to Tyneside, leaving the weary Dutchman searching for the knack, whilst Cisse went about feasting. Double Gameweek offerings will be the next to tempt us to pull the chord on the Van Persie ejector seat: the nagging doubts are building.

Today’s harsh lesson will surely see the armband kept from Van Persie when he rolls up at Stoke. A notorious setting, Wenger won’t relish taking his men to the Britannia and the majority will expect Van Persie’s dry spell to be extended. Those who press the button prior to Gameweek will cling to the fact that the Gunners rarely enjoy their encounters with the muscular Potters who, at their best, can be formidable in front of their bellowing fans. It all points to another blank for the goalscorer supreme. I can almost see Tony Pulis, furiously waving a green flag for those now pondering disposing of Van Persie’s talents.

Personally, I’m not sure I want to take Tony’s advice: I never trust a man in a baseball cap. I’m not turning my back on Robin, not yet. Maybe I’ll sleep on it. Maybe, once Wayne Rooney has done his thing against Everton, once City have torn up Wolves – maybe then they’ll be enough to convince me that it’s time to give it up.

Right now it feels wrong. The good times are still too fresh in the mind. Even if part of me is watching my season whimper out along with Van Persie’s, he’s saved me so often, it’s almost as if I feel I owe to him to remain faithful.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Will - Fantasy Football Hub
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Anyone considering having no spurs attacking cover for the dwg?

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    1. Epic Fail
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      I've already got Ade so I will keep him unless I hear more about his injruy.

      If I didn't already have him I wouldn't be in a rush to get any Spurs attack.

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      1. Will - Fantasy Football Hub
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        yep spurs looking dire atm thinking of staying clear

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      2. Nomar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Well, yes and no.

        They have 2 6 pointers now basically. Blackburn and Bolton need points off Spurs and Spurs need points off them to finish in a European place so I think you may as well get some Spurs attackers.

        Its now or never for them so I think they are going to have to go for it. Remember that of all the relegation sides QPR and Wigan have the best defences so Bolton and Blackburn probably won't be that harder to break down.

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        1. Will - Fantasy Football Hub
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          Good point but who to get? They all look flat. Any news if ade injury is serious?

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  2. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Well there's been some 'interesting' exchanges and dialogue on here today and we haven't even had the main event - the Rooney/Tevez/Aguero saga. Tomorrow might be one to remember........

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    1. Oldman Unathletic
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      lol it sure will be

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  3. NATSTER
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    losing appetite to DGW..
    [probably just now]

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    1. In Like Flynn.
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      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      I'd rather make sure I have decent cover for 37 & 38 than risk it all on rotation risks, poor form and double away games for 36.

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  4. Djerbil
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Jelavic and DVD in next week for a hit??

    Graham and Theo out..
    Yay/Nay??

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    1. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      or should it be Piennar and Cisse in(yeah I don't have him-HBA instead)

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    2. crystalpalaceRus
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      dick van dyke?

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      1. Djerbil
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        VDV if u arn't aware of it

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      2. Ginkapo FPL
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        I would have him straight into my team, Dr Sloane is a legend.

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  5. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    looks like my ML is mine. 49 point lead going in, I have 31 with 4 left, he has 11 with 5 left

    My 4

    De Gea, Evans, Kolarov, Tevez (c)

    His 5

    Clichy, Lescott, Valencia, Yaya Rooney (c)

    so if we assume I have a 69 point lead going into tomorrow. Looks good for me, right?

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  6. The Finnisher
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Played Bale over Walcott.

    Some may call it genius, some may not.
    And on that note, I'm outta here! Adios and good luck for tomorrow (unless you have Rooney 😉 )

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  7. SPorting
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    is NOMAR around.

    good win today mate. nicely done.

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    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Appreciated mate.

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  8. Djerbil
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    I have never seen Barca pass so badly in the last 3 years

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    1. Chazza
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      They have lost their edge slightly.

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  9. Scroobius Mac
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Done an early transfer for the first time in weeks.
    Walcott to Van Der Vaart.
    I'll probably end up taking a couple of hits over the week anyway but that was always going to be part of it.

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    1. Chazza
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      I'll probably be doing that too.

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    2. NeedleVor
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Lets all take some HITS! Lets all take some HITS!
      LA LA LA LAAAAAAA. LA LA LA LAAAAAAAA!

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  10. BOOM XHAKALACA
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Have BAE, Krul, Dempsey, Cisse.
    How would you prioritize this lot:
    A. Jelavic
    B. Pienaar
    C. HBA
    D. Cabaye
    E. Bale
    F. VdV

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    1. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      A
      C
      F
      E
      B
      D

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    2. Onwards
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      B (freshness, form and plays wolves in gw 37)
      A (gw 37 fixture)
      C / D (can't split them)
      F only because he's a better option than...
      E

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  11. सनकी
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    so Bps prediction for Spurs-QPR ?

    Taarabt 3

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Anton Ferdinand

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    2. Chazza
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Taye Taiwo.

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  12. Chazza
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    The ref is doing a good job.

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    1. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      comparitively

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  13. LaLaLand
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    i know people say teams are just doing it to get the result
    but when you have spent so much money building your squad in madrid and chelseas case is it not slightly embarassing you have to resort to 11 behind the ball

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    1. LaLaLand
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      for weaker sides i understand but these teams have spent over 10 times the amount barca have in building their squad

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      tbh Barca are the only team in the world Madrid have to do that against.

      Also, Madrid only need a draw in this match, it's Barca that have to get 3pts.

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      1. LaLaLand
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        its not the first time theyve used these tactics
        and even still they shouldnt have to do it against barca given their squad
        its basically jose saying yes your better than us

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    3. michaelington
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      If it was against someone other than Barca then I would agree with you but this team is too good. They are the only team in the world who can play like this and its the only way to play and get a result.

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  14. wolowizard
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    QPR run since start of march :

    DLWLWLWLW

    Bookmark this, QPR V Chelsea will be a draw!

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    1. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      hell no. cs for us definitely and we will find a way to nick one.

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      1. wolowizard
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        haha brilliant Lad! hope you stuck a few ££'s on it!

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    2. little_wizard123
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      By that sequence I'd say loss...

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    3. Smurf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      If you actually looked you'd realise QPR's wins are home fixtures.

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      1. Smarty Pants
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        +1, LWL to come

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    4. Nopli
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Draw at Stamford Bridge. Not even in a million years.. 🙂

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      1. wolowizard
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        did you see Torres earlier? his bandwagon broke down before it even put fuel in. no Drog = no direct play! CL is way more important.

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  15. gledy
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Important points after today's matches:
    - Bolton, Blackburn and Wolves are going down (98% certain it's these three)
    - only Sunderland can deny ManU from winning the title
    - given the form, injuries and fixtures it's almost impossible to say which 2 of Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs, Toon will claim the two CL spots, Chelsea are out if they don't beat Newcastle however

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    1. Scroobius Mac
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Why are you 98% certain Blackburn will go down?

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      1. gledy
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Look at the fixtures, they will be at least 3 points behind 17th spot IMO.

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        1. Well you know, Triffic
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          Fixtures mean nowt at this stage. Think Burn still in with a shout

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    2. Nopli
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Bolton will avoid the drop. QPR despite their good form will go down. Mark my words.

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      1. gledy
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        I like Bolton, but I don't think they have the quality to stay up.

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  16. Matt Sk
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Points so far?
    Im on 25 with Evans Val and Tevez left

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    1. Lrf
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      27 + the same players, but Tev(c).

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    2. gledy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      25(-4) with Reina, Evans, Valencia, Tevez and Aguero(C)

      Hoping to close down on my main rival a bit, but need Aguero outburst and Rooney quiet

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    3. beric
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      31, with Sess coming off the bench so 34

      JEnrique,JEvans,Rafael,Valencia to play

      Not a good week really

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    4. crystalpalaceRus
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      23 with 6 left

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    5. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      28(-4) with 4 left inc Captain

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  17. सनकी
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    any chance for a VDV bonus ?

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    1. gledy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      zero

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  18. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Daniel

    Is Cahill likely to start both DGW matches, or do I take a more nailed on starter, but with less CS chance like Huth/Agger/Skrtel

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    1. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      I answered u before, wait for luiz news. if he is fit there goes the rotation. wait i will let u know

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        ok, not acting to Friday I think.

        Cahill looks to good to ignore and has started pretty much all of the last 10 (bar Villa) but how much of that has been down to other injuries?

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      2. Nopli
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Hey Daniel. Is Terry a safe option for the DGW?

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  19. halnone
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    just bought neymar on FIFA for 10 million.

    I turned 10 mil into all wage cash then brought him on loan by telling Santos I would pay 999,000,000 for him next season.

    surely this is a glitch? just brought Ronaldo in as well and i'm playing as parma.

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    1. NeedleVor
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      You're gonna bankrupt poor Parma!

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    2. Podge
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      What happens next season when he comes looking for his billion ?

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    3. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      HE GOES BACK NEXT SEASON btw!

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  20. Djerbil
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    Pig(C) +Tevez bring it on

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  21. NeedleVor
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Shall we have a little friendly competition this week to see who can take the highest number of point hits?

    Score is irrelevant as far as I'm concerned! Its all about the HITS!
    LA LA LA LAAAAAA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAA!!!

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    1. Podge
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      It would ruin your very neat team set up 🙂

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      1. NeedleVor
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        It is very sexy at the moment. Colour co-ordination is for winners.

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    2. denial
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Is it time for your 'haircut' again?

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      1. Chazza
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        +1

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      2. NeedleVor
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        You're right, it probably is time. 🙁

        .....thanks for calling it a 'haircut' anyway.

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  22. Podge
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Another week gets off to a thud 🙁 Only thing I can hope now is that Aguero stays quiet and Rooney does something. Not very hopeful though.

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    1. Onwards
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      I would very much like the reverse of that to come true. Sorry.

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    2. gledy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      I was just looking at best odds for City exact score 0-6 😀

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  23. Djerbil
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    It would be nice if Villa goes down instead of Bolton/Blackburn/QPR/Wigan...

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    1. Chazza
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      And if Birmingham come up... just think of Mcleish.

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      1. beric
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Yes please

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  24. McTown
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    happy ade had 0 mins. verm off bench!

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  25. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Who will win the league

    A. United

    OR

    B. Citeh

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    1. Nopli
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Ask after Etihad Showdown

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    2. Well you know, Triffic
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      United. Will beat SWA and SUN

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  26. Henry Hill
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    Come on you Rssss! PS Clattenberg is a c unt

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    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Form's always over fixtures.
    Looks like no Spurs player in my DGW team.

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    1. denial
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      I'm getting Dos Santos in.

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      am having Bale

      Only on the basis that I never sold him, would be madness to do so now.

      Will not captain him though, that honour might well go to the machine that is Papiss Cisse

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  27. Chazza
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    Ozil just wasted a great chance, the Barca defence is soooo to be had!

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  28. Djerbil
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Roll on new page.. I have an imp qns to ask..

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  29. ★A-O-Chamberlain★ COYG …
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    DGW goalkeeper and DGW midfeilder for 15.1?

    Already have 3 Spurs players

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Krul and HBA

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Howard and VdV/Mata

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    3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Cech could be a shout too, but I don't know if you'd be prepared to spend that much on a GK

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    4. Podge
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Reina and Cabaye/maxi ?

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