634x258 The Knee Jerk
21 April 2012 2926 comments
Mark Mark
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No goals from open play in seven league starts. That’s a statistic which, a couple of months ago, would seem improbable of a player of the stature of Robin Van Persie. It looked like he’d run and run until the end of the season; that Arsenal’s skipper had successfully broken Fantasy football and made a slot in our squads his own, with the captain’s armband soldered to his bicep.

Today’s blank in the stifling 0-0 with Chelsea at the Emirates was the latest setback for those clinging to Van Persie, in the hope that he’ll recapture the stunning form which saw him reach essential status. Certainly there’s been no let up in goal threat from Arsenal’s talisman. Today, Van Persie fired in seven efforts on goal – more than any other player in the Gameweek thus far – it was his most threatening display since Gameweek 18. Reassurance in numbers form – but is it enough?

Such statistics would indicate that his army of Fantasy owners, and those who skippered him yet again, were unfortunate to pocket just a single point after the Dutchman earned his seventh booking of the season. As Arsene Wenger commented in his post-match conference, Van Persie gave everything but, like his owners, he just got nothing back.

The question is, where do we go from here? A total of 74,000 net transfers out last week, already Van Persie is being shipped by thousands. Clearly there’s a tide turning against him as patience wears thin. Although fixtures against Stoke, Norwich and West Brom would suggest that Arsenal and Van Persie still have goals left to score.

Today’s injury to Theo Walcott won’t help acquire them – Van Persie will now have to do without his supply from the right flank for the remaining matches. However, that also deprives Arsene Wenger of the option of shifting Walcott to a central role and carrying out the unthinkable act of resting his skipper – even with 50 games in the tank. While Arsenal still have something to play for, Van Persie will surely start and, with those opponents, logic and statistics suggest that the goal drought surely cannot continue.

It’s getting tougher to hang on to such arguments, though. With Papiss Cisse maintaining a frightening and improbable scoring rate, it’s almost as if the power has shifted. Like the goal mojo took a train to Tyneside, leaving the weary Dutchman searching for the knack, whilst Cisse went about feasting. Double Gameweek offerings will be the next to tempt us to pull the chord on the Van Persie ejector seat: the nagging doubts are building.

Today’s harsh lesson will surely see the armband kept from Van Persie when he rolls up at Stoke. A notorious setting, Wenger won’t relish taking his men to the Britannia and the majority will expect Van Persie’s dry spell to be extended. Those who press the button prior to Gameweek will cling to the fact that the Gunners rarely enjoy their encounters with the muscular Potters who, at their best, can be formidable in front of their bellowing fans. It all points to another blank for the goalscorer supreme. I can almost see Tony Pulis, furiously waving a green flag for those now pondering disposing of Van Persie’s talents.

Personally, I’m not sure I want to take Tony’s advice: I never trust a man in a baseball cap. I’m not turning my back on Robin, not yet. Maybe I’ll sleep on it. Maybe, once Wayne Rooney has done his thing against Everton, once City have torn up Wolves – maybe then they’ll be enough to convince me that it’s time to give it up.

Right now it feels wrong. The good times are still too fresh in the mind. Even if part of me is watching my season whimper out along with Van Persie’s, he’s saved me so often, it’s almost as if I feel I owe to him to remain faithful.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Piss poor gameweek so far....

    Well there is always next week to look forward to...

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    1. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      A double piss poor gameweek.......oh the joy!

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    2. Chazza
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      It's all set up for your lot to run riot as I feared but didn't act upon.

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      1. Chazza
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Tomorrow that is... definitely not next week πŸ˜›

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    3. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      double the piss, double the poor.

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    4. gledy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Piss gameweek indeed - Pisse atm the only one with good score in my team πŸ˜€

      However hopeful of Tevez - Aguero (C) combo to make things much better tomorrow!

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  2. Scratch
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Considing this wildcard team. Thoughts?

    Cech
    Simpson, BAE, Huth
    Bale, Dempsey, Barfa, VDV
    Cisse, RVP, Pog

    Vermaelen, Valencia, Evans

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    1. Constructicons form Devasta…
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Im swapping Pog for Jellyfish.

      Make transfers tonight to avoid price hikes?

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    2. beric
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Maybe more Everton and less Spurs

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    3. denial
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Too much Spurs. I'd rather have a punt on Chelsea maybe? Or Pienaar.

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      1. Davemc23
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Very similar to the wildcard i'm going with. I'm gonna go for jellyfish over pog though

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  3. Henry Hill
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Will Kaboul be back for the double?

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      not sure I'd want him even if he was right now.

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      1. Chazza
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        This.

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      2. Henry Hill
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Thats not what I asked! Already have him and surely he has good chance of at least one cleanie agaisnt the two worst teams in the league

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          You never know with Spurs

          FPL says he should be, just wait for the team news on Friday.

          It's him or Cahill for me I think.

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  4. takemehome
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    38 with 3 to play including Aguero (c)

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  5. fatherted
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Average so far??

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  6. kaz 96
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    not too long ago, spurs thrashed 11 men newcastle 5-0....

    things really do change rapidly

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    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Our Arry will turn it around 😯

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  7. asyrafdanial
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Anyone still keep Rvp ?

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    1. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      He's gone baby gone not sure for whom yet though, depends how many heinekens are put back tonight lol

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      1. asyrafdanial
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        +111 Cheers dude. I will ditch him. As i do it for Walcott last week..

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    2. little_wizard123
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Yes, and Rooney. Got Adebayor and three Newcastle players, and not really anybody else I want.

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      1. asyrafdanial
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        How about Jelavic or Pog ? Need gamble i think.. With Walcott & Arteta doubt, Arsenal is likely as early season ..

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        1. ΰ€Έΰ€¨ΰ€•ΰ₯€
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          mende kau cakap ni..

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          1. asyrafdanial
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 8 months ago

            lalalalala...

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        2. little_wizard123
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          Maybe Jelavic, still don't trust Everton attacking-wise though. RVP and Rooney have nice games in GW37 too.

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    3. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Yes... He is due a goal or two or three ?:

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      1. asyrafdanial
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        maybe HE is for Vermaelen 😎

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  8. Djerbil
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    If Chelsea win the Champions League and finish outside the Top 4-
    Does that mean the team coming 3rd will have to play in the playoff along with the 4th placed Team??

    Bcoz if I remember when Lpool won the CL- Everton who finished 4th had to play the playoffs(but they lost it)..

    So,It means there could be 5 English teams in UCL next year.

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    1. kaz 96
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      4th spot will then mean nothing
      3rd will qualify for the play offs

      the system is now different from 05

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      1. Djerbil
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        OK

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    2. Nopli
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Just 4. If chelsea do win then its Chelsea along with the top 3 BPL teams making it to UCL Group Stages.

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    3. takemehome
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      thats a big if imo

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      1. Kagawa-san-mia
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        thats a not gonna happen, not if

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  9. Abominable Snowy84
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    12pts but iv 8 playing tomorrow.

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    1. Chazza
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Red arrow tonight, green arrow tomorrow.

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    2. Podge
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Just gonna say Well done to anyone who had feck all players today cos it was shite

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  10. β˜…A-O-Chamberlainβ˜… COYG …
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Anyone reckon Mata will start both DGW games?

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      No chance

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      1. β˜…A-O-Chamberlainβ˜… COYG …
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Yes there is

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    2. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Depends what happens in the week

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  11. lebron85
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Guys!

    How come Walcott got only one point and not three? BBC show that he was substituted at 59:45 and I watched the game and his replacement stepped on the pitch at 60:01.

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      I was watching the game. Sub was made on 59:45 and gervinho stepped on the pitch on 59:58

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      1. lebron85
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Well does it not mean that it was the 60th minute hence he should get the points? I mean it is a matter of seconds really - ridiculous. Me and others who played him are losing 2 points because of seconds really.

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        1. β˜…FC Borecelonaβ˜…
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          It is annoying. There is a difference between playing 60 minutes and getting subbed in the 60th minute so that is why we wont get the extra 2 points

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          1. lebron85
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 8 months ago

            But it's so stupid though still, losing 2 points because of seconds - not even half of a minute...

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            1. McEwan
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 8 months ago

              So if he got subbed on 10 minutes, he should get the extra points due to being subbed only 3000 seconds early?

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      2. gledy
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Well you got first right, not the second. Gervinho didn't step on the pitch before 60:00, I can say this with 100% certainty. However sub was announced indeed before 60 min mark.

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    2. gledy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      yeah, i watched the game it was 60:02 exactly when Gervinho stepped on the pitch!

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      1. lebron85
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        +1

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      2. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        You must play 60 minutes to get the 2 points

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      3. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        To be fair it doesn't even matter when gervinho stepped on the pitch its when the sub was actually made and when Walcott went off which was well before 60 min

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        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          Get over it.

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    3. Tim Canterbury
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Wow 15 seconds away from an extra 2 points

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      1. lebron85
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Yes and I am sure there are a lot of unhappy bunnies on this site alone who feel a bit robbed tbh.

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    4. takemehome
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      i think its when the board goes up for the sub the time counts, not when they step on the pitch

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      1. lebron85
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Yes but it is a bit of an issue - I mean because of 15 seconds losing 2 points - silly really.

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        1. takemehome
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          clutching at straws

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      2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        U are correct

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      3. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Substitutions are complete when the player coming on comes onto the field of play. This happened me earlier in the season. Richards was taken off in the 59th minute also and city kept a clean sheet, 1 got one point

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        1. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          I got one point

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  12. FantasyFiend
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Rival brought in M.Davies and Collins for this weeks double both got taken off injured.. extreme bad luck.

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  13. Tim Canterbury
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Last week I seriously considered wasting a freebie. This week I want to hang draw a quarter my entire squad πŸ™‚

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  14. Viper
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Have money on Barcelona under corners & under 90 on the card index (10pt for a YC & 25pt for a red) @ 13/2..

    So far so good!

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  15. DV8R
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Walcott injury makes it so easy to bring in a DGW player next week

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    1. Oldman Unathletic
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      certainly does - but who is the question

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      1. denial
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Pienaar, Mata or HBA for me.

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      shipped him for Clint this week.

      2nd time this season I have shipped a player and then they got injured in my first GW without them

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      1. Kagawa-san-mia
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        u r cursed

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        1. DaveZubie
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          blessed is more like it

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  16. chilin_dude
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    4pts from 4 players. fail

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    1. Podge
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      7 players to come could be good

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  17. Mr Sarcastic
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Grrrrhhh, I might have to keep Rooney after all.....is there any dgw striker that is worth a hit (for rooney)??
    Jelavic didn't even play last week, so rotation risk I suppose.

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      he is no longer a rotation risk. He missed out last week due to no fixture and the week before he was rested ahead of the FA cup semi.

      He will play both.

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    2. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      He was only rested because if the FA Cup semi... Now that Everton are out he will play every game

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      1. Mr Sarcastic
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        ok, thanks guys.
        He just might be worth a punt after this ade's situation.

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  18. BOOM XHAKALACA
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Would you rather bring in HBA or Cabaye?

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    1. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      HBA

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    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Cabaye

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      1. BOOM XHAKALACA
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        That's sorted now πŸ™‚

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    3. crystalpalaceRus
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Whom out of the 2 is gonna get more play time?

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  19. M.I.A.
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Bit of advice needed please.

    Chasing a lead in my ML and a few guys have HBA (who I was also considering bringing in for this DGW) but now I'm considering Cabaye...

    Good differential? Rotation risk?

    What do you think?

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    1. Over Midwicket
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Get Cabaye.

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    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    After a ordinary day,looking forward to Manchester teams bursting.
    Nevertheless, RVP to Tevez(C),having no Spurs & benching Walcott looks like Smart moves!
    πŸ™‚

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  20. Beamer
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Did anyone watch villa and Bolton games... Who are the likely candidates to get bonus?

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      I'm a Villa fan and even I didn't watch that game.

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      1. beric
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        πŸ™‚

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    2. Well you know, Triffic
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      I'm deserve the 3bp cos I watched Villa Sunderland.

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      1. Well you know, Triffic
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        *I

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      2. Beamer
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        lol

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      3. Onwards
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        3bp Riquelme
        2bp epicfail
        1bp Collins for giving it a go but deciding to go home early

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  21. crystalpalaceRus
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    is an -8 hit worth it to have 6 dgw players?

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    1. Podge
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      6 of the last 7 u transfered in didnt have a DGW ! Thats mad.

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      1. crystalpalaceRus
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        im a crazy man podge

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        1. Podge
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          At least u can avoid the Spurs fail the rest of us have signed up for

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  22. Champ
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Did you ever have one of those GWs where you just know logging onto FPL to check your score is just not a good idea....

    *heads to fridge for cheap but strong Polish lager in preparation for Euros...*

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    1. BOOM XHAKALACA
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      What lager are you drinking?

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      1. Champ
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Tipsy

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        1. BOOM XHAKALACA
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          Tyskie?

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          1. Champ
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 8 months ago

            Yes. Thats the one. Nice and cold. Better from the bottle.

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            1. BOOM XHAKALACA
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 8 months ago

              It used to be my favourite when I lived in Poland.

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  23. Viper
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    23 from 8 πŸ™

    Need Tevez (c) to work wonders!

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  24. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    The Napoli vs Novara ref injured signalling for a free kick.

    😯

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  25. Sarnab
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    PP CUP scenario:

    ME : Rooney + 9 points
    him: Tevez (c)

    who will win?

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    1. Viper
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Him I reckon.. Not for definite though, keep the faith πŸ™‚

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    2. gledy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      i give your opponent 80% chance to win

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    3. Hitman
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      YOU

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  26. MattLevett
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    got 33 with j.evans and Agu (c) to go. Pretty pleased considering. Guess its slightly higher than average and DGW pretty much sorted aswell. And think I might finally have caught up in my mini-league. Come on!

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  27. Nopli
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    How many players are you guys having for the DGW? 8 for me (no hits taken)

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    1. MattLevett
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      got 6, will have 7 and happy with that tbh

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    2. kaz 96
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      8 (-4)

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    3. gledy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Reina, BAE, Simpson, Cahill, Dempsey, Cisse - already in

      I'd like to add Bale/VDV and Jelavic/Ade to that, so 8.

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    4. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      15(no hits)

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    5. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      7 for a 4 point hit

      Or 8 for an 8 point hit.

      Currently leaning towards the first option

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    6. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      10 with -4 this week and -4 next. RVP ia a goner now for sure. Was going to do Cab for Sess today but went for HBA instead. Gutted

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    7. Hitman
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      7 with no hits or 8 with -4 not decided yet!
      Really pleased with my Yak-> Cisse (c) move last night!

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  28. gledy
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Barca zero shots on goal first half πŸ˜€

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  29. bmb100
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Just got home from the Charlton game, champions of league 1 πŸ˜€

    Besides that glorious fact, I've spent all day laughing at all the people who laughed at me and all the others who took RVP out.

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