634x258 Men In Black
4 May 2012 1160 comments
Anorak Anorak
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It’s taken a bit of effort to bring you the penultimate instalment of this column, but never fear, we’ve still trawled through the stats to dig out the following nuggets for your perusal.

A glance back through the recent past shows exactly why we’ve been struggling, as since the four penalties dished out in Gameweek 33, we’ve stumbled upon the leanest few weeks of the season for the “Men in Black” – just three penalties coming in the subsequent 31 fixtures, and while this wasn’t too unexpected for the truncated Gameweek 34 schedule, the referees across the bumper 35-36 run have been a particular disappointment.

# Fixtures# PenaltiesDetailsReferee
Gameweek 3461Rooney (scored) vs Aston VillaMark Halsey
Gameweek 35111M Petrov (scored) vs Aston VillaChris Foy
Gameweek 36141Jelavic (scored) vs FulhamPhil Dowd

To the untrained eye, three in three weeks might not seem so bad, but when you consider that the previous 33 Gameweeks delivered a whopping 93 spot kicks, then you can see why we’re feeling hard done by.

Lee Mason

Through this fallow period, we’ve seen Jonathan Moss (previously seven in nine) add two blank games to his card, and even stalwart Mike Dean clam up as the season draws to a close – his 12 in 23 up to Gameweek 29 followed by six consecutive games without a spot-kick – but in Lee Mason, we still have a referee willing to influence a game in this fashion. His three penalties in his last six games (and five in nine) betters any of his colleagues and with Everton visiting bottom of the table Wolves under his supervision, we fancy his hand to be forced again. Especially when you consider the last time he refereed this weekend’s visitors away from home (vs Blackburn in Gameweek three) he managed a season high three spot-kicks in the game – the first two awarded to the home side for fouls on the tricky Mauro Formica, but missed first by Hoilett (saved) and then Formica himself (hit post), and the final one deep into injury time converted as a parting gift by the Arsenal bound Mikel Arteta to win the game.

Once again, the tricky wingers of Wolves – in full flow for the second half of their 4-4 draw at Swansea may give Stephen Hunt (if he starts) a chance to add to his tally, while Nikica Jelavić of Everton, fresh from his effort last week, is in the form to take advantage for the Toffees.

Martin Atkinson

With the dearth of penalty stats to pick through, our other selection this week falls unsurprisingly on the other side of the tracks. And when you’re looking for a referee to dish out a red card or two, then it’s even more unsurprising to see we’ve turned to Mr. Atkinson. With nine red cards in his 25 Premier League fixtures to date (including 5 straight reds), Atkinson has shown three more than his nearest rival for this crown, and with him just having completed a full month away from the top level domestic spotlight – since the back to back dismissals of Pepe Reina and Mario Balotelli in gameweeks 31-32 – he’ll no doubt be chomping at the bit to get stuck in.

Afforded the mid table clash between Fulham and Sunderland, we can see the last time this Fulham team came under his stewardship resulted in a the most yellow cards Atkinson has shown in a single match (with eight cards shown in total during their visit to Stoke in October) and with Lee Cattermole in town, alongside the previously dismissed Craig Gardner, Phil Bardsley and Stéphane Sessègnon, you can see where we’re headed with this one.

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  1. MYTWOCENTS
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Defensive crisis. Who to bring in? Must play both games?

    a)Sagna
    b)Kaboul
    c)Huth
    d)Other (be specific)

    I have 6.3 to spend

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    1. unoaime
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Boyce and save the cash.

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    2. TimeDrifter
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      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Sagna

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  2. fc_gorbachev
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Hi chaps, quick question, Wheater or Kelly?

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Kelly.
      I'm playing both though.

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    2. Zod
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      • 16 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Hey Gorby, you got a perestroikas?

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      1. fc_gorbachev
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        Nah, sunburnt head

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    3. Le Gooner
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Neither

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  3. unoaime
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Huth, Hibbert, Enrique

    Any of them worth benching at a chance that Evans might play?

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Jose.

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    2. McDog
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      I'm benching Enrique and playing Evans.

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    3. unoaime
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Cheers guys.

      I'm tempted to start Robinson ahead of Cech.

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        Don't

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    4. TimeDrifter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Enrique

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  4. MARVELLUS
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    How’s this looking, got 1ft, 0.9m in bank.

    Schwarzer (Migs)
    Evans Turner Vermaelen (Enrique, Caulker)
    Dempsey Bale Petrov Valencia (Siggy)
    Cisse RVP(c) Rooney(vc)

    Thinking defence is shoddy, as Evans is probably out, Enrique to Kaboul?
    Would love Pienaar in, but can’t do that without losing a big hittter…
    Thoughts?

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    1. McDog
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      I'd be tempted to do Petrov > Pienaar even though Petrov has a nice fixture this week. Otherwise yeah Enrique > Kaboul is a good move.

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      1. MARVELLUS
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        Thanks, but shame i don't have the £££ for that....
        Cheers.

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  5. Optimus.
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    anyone watch graham norton tonight?

    why was drogba on it seriously?

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    1. Zod
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      • 16 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Racist.

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  6. Can anyone see any matches this GW that they think there may be a cleanie in?

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    1. unoaime
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      I fancy Blackburn to keep one, i don't know why.

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    2. LOCO ABREU
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Spurs

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  7. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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    • 16 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Right. Night. 😀

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    1. unoaime
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Good night Doosra. 🙂

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    2. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      night doos you lightweight

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    3. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Night Doos!

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  8. Constructicons form Devasta…
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Who to bench from this lot?

    Bale - VDV - Moses - Pienaar - Dempsey
    Cisse - RVP - (petroleum-)Jelly

    Currently got Bale benched....!

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    1. MARVELLUS
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      tough call. i'd go moses.

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    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Moses.

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    3. unoaime
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      I'd bench Pienaar because i reckon Cahill and Osman will be more amongst it.

      Nobody will agree with me though.

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    4. TimeDrifter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Moses or Demps

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    5. Le Gooner
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Cisse

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  9. @Team Shark FC
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    captain who:

    rooney
    jelavic
    bale
    dempsey
    pienaar

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    1. TimeDrifter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      jelly or roo

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      1. @Team Shark FC
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        if chica start wit roon, i'm a bit skad dat his pts will be taken by chica ðŸ™

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        1. TimeDrifter
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          Fair point. Tough call. Me, I'm goin for Jelly.

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          1. @Team Shark FC
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 9 months ago

            +1000000

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  10. Zod
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Anyone daring to go into this week without Rooney and RvP as the ultimate differential?

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    1. Zod
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Just me then.

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  11. Bye bye Sess, Hello Maloney!
    Now, is it worth me taking a hit this week for a defender?

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    1. TimeDrifter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Rarely worth it

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    2. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      depends what your defence is like

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      1. S Kelly, McAuley, Walker (Evans, Simpson)
        Pie, Demps, Maloney, VDV (Siggy)
        Jelly, Rooney, Suarez

        My other option is Suarez to RVP for the hit, but thinking defenders because of next GW

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        1. PS- Chasing 4pt lead

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          1. Optimus.
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 9 months ago

            nah save dont take the hit

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            1. Thanks Optimus! Hope Buarez goes mental this gw! 😉
              Gnight all!

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    3. Henry Hill
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      I love your username, easily best character in Facejacker The scene where he pukes drinking the whiskey cracks me up every time

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RopMJtUx62k

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      2. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        love facejacker/phonejacker

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  12. LarkyTown
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    This is my team for next season

    Al Habsi (5) Shit Goalie (4)

    Verm (8) Evans (6) Southampton Def (4) Reading Def (4) Other Champ Def (4)

    Valencia (9) Moses (6) Pienaar (7) Shit Mid A (4) Shit Mid B (4)

    RvP (13) Aguero (12) Cisse (10)

    Rotate 1 of 3 shit defenders and 1 of 2 shit midfielders

    Done. See you the season after next.

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    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      That's shockingly bad.

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      1. LarkyTown
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        To be fair, would probably still have outscored you this season

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        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          I do agree with him that it is a bad team.

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        2. Mull
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          I'm not denying that, it's just that it could be improved.

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  13. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Who would you gents say is essential for the next two weeks?

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      No one, but RVP is the one player I would want for both over anyone else.

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        +1

        ... or Moses 😉

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    2. TimeDrifter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      VDV

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  14. Gav85
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    rooney rvp and jelavic up top, who for skip??

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  15. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Who do you think your average non FFS player would captain this week?

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    1. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      RVP or Rooney

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    2. unoaime
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      RvP, Rooney or Cisse.

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    3. TimeDrifter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Van Persie

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    4. adziom
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Rooney IMO

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  16. ChippyT
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    RMT please..

    Howard (Begovic)

    Verm/Evra/Walker (Simpson/Rangel)

    VDV/Bale/Moses/Piennar/Dempsey

    Rooney (C)/Jelavic (Cisse)

    Hoping to get inside the top 20 this week. Lets hope Rooney puts a show on before the end of the season!

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    1. TimeDrifter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Man if you're heading for the top 20, I'd hate to give advice and get it wrong. However, I'd probably bench moses over cisse. And I'd probably be wrong. Hope you make it.

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    2. Le Gooner
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Your team isn't linked properly.

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  17. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    RMT please folks,

    Mignolet
    Boyce Vermaelen Sagna
    Moses VDV Dempsey Sessegnon Mata
    Jelavic (C) RVP

    cheers!

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    1. Le Gooner
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Mignolet didn't make the squad last game.

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  18. Optimus.
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    i love the way mch was posting all day but now thats hes my opp in PPC i havent talked to him since

    sneaky he is 😉

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  19. SMOOTH
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    why is evans yellow. didnt fergie confirm he is out? in fact im pretty sure i saw him red. what has changed?

    secondly, should i take him out for

    A. huth
    B. walker
    C. jones/smalling/rafael
    D. clichy

    im leaning towards huth because of the goal threat even though stoke have nothing to play for.

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    1. Le Gooner
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Pointless till we know your other defenders.

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  20. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Cissé to Rooney has to be done really, innit?

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    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      word

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    2. Henry Hill
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      I was planning that nomar but did Aguero out for Rooney after Cisse's masterclass. How are you getting on mate, big day for us Sunday!

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      1. Nomar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        Not trying to worry about it, Henry.

        I think if we beat Stoke and Bolton lose or draw to WBA then we will stay up. We just have to win on Sunday and let the rest take care of itself.

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        1. Henry Hill
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          Exact same as what I am thinking nomar, was so depressed after that pathetic performance against Chelsea I nearly wanted us to go down but Spurs did us a big favour midweek. 3 points v Stoke is a must, if WBA do us a favour we can relax final day, hopefully they do a big performance for Woy.I'd love us and City to celebrate together last day of the season!

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          1. Nomar
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 9 months ago

            Imagine the scene: Last day of the season. We are 3 points clear of Bolton so all we need to do is not lose heavy to City and we stay up.

            City score after 10 mins to go 1-0 up. At this point the result suits City who will win the league and suits us as we stay up on GD at worst. For the next 80 mins the players kick it around between themselves and 'miss' a few chances.

            Final whistle ends season and everyones happy.

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            1. Henry Hill
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 9 months ago

              Hopefully, thats the dream scenario. Just gotta take care of business on Sunday. Looking forward to it now, I hope we go 4-4-2 because Stoke are so negative there is no need to play 4-5-1.

              So exciting, i asked here earlier is there any enjoyment supporting a Premiership team if you are not fighting for title/Europe or battling relegation. This is ridiculously nerve-racking exciting.

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              1. Nomar
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                13 years, 9 months ago

                He will play 4-4-2.

                Hope Diakité can play.

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                1. Henry Hill
                  • 16 Years
                  13 years, 9 months ago

                  Hopefully mate, I might see you online here Sunday for it. Crouchy will probably be on plus new lad who is always on for the matches, QPRLad or something like that is always on for the games.

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    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      True dat esse

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    4. TimeDrifter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      I'd get Nani before Rooney. Safer bet imo. Esp if Chico plays.

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    5. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Nah, I might as well stick with Cisse, if he can score goals like that at the Bridge he's got the goods to deliver against City in my view.

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      1. Nomar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        Yes but not a full strength Chelsea side.

        Plus, Rooney has potential to score more times this weekend and Rival doesn't have Cissé but prob bought in Rooney tonight.

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  21. unoaime
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Boyce. 🙂

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    1. unoaime
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Eugh, meant to be for Smooth, my bad.

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  22. Gav85
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    al habsi or krul in goals?? both teams in flyin form and both opponents need to win..

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    1. Fresco
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Al Habsi IMO

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  23. gunner1994
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    RMT

    Howard
    Senderos Koscielny Walker
    Bale Dempsey Petrov Pienaar
    RVP Cisse Jelavic

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  24. Would it be too much to have both Walker & Friedel?
    I also have VDV.

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  25. Simon March
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Captain choices this season:

    RVP - 20 Games - 334 Points. Avg 16.7
    Rooney - 7 Games - 92 Points. Avg 13.4
    Nani - 2 Games - 10 Points. Avg 5
    Cisse - 2 Games (DGW) - 30 Points. Avg 15
    Dempsey - 1 Game - 30 points. Avg 30
    Bale - 1 Game - 10 points. Avg 10.
    Ba - 1 Game - 4 points. Avg 4.
    Suarez - 1 Game - 4 points. Avg 4.

    Didn't realise how much I owed to RVP and Rooney this season! With the exception of one-offs from Cisse, and Dempsey, straying from these two has not paid off.

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    1. TimeDrifter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Interesting. The old reliables eh.

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  26. LOCO ABREU
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Bale>nani,aguero>Chico,evans>kaboul done(-8). rooney captain. Is now or never.

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    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      you do know kaboul and chico are doubts?

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      1. LOCO ABREU
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        why doubts?

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        1. Optimus.
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          kaboul was a sandwich accident...chico is a taco accident gone wrong

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  27. SMOOTH
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    aguero out for rooney? yes or no.. it wont be for a hit but it will mean me playing simpson or caulker vs brining in huth for one of them

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    1. LOCO ABREU
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      yes

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    2. unoaime
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      No because you'll want Aguero back next week.

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      1. LOCO ABREU
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        Rooney 20points this week, Aguero 2.

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    3. TimeDrifter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      keep aguero. who else have you up front

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      1. SMOOTH
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        rvp jelly - both great

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  28. Azzy
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    anyone else captaining rooney instead of rvp?

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      Yes.

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      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        Not me though.

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      2. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 9 months ago

        is that coz you dont have rvp?

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        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 9 months ago

          That would be the only reason i wouldn't captain him. 😉

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  29. Al-Habsi or Friedel for this week?
    I also have Walker.

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    1. LOCO ABREU
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      friedel more cs chances, al-habsi more saves chances. Play friedel imo. Aston Villa is very poor without bent.

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      1. Even though i have Walker, yea?

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  30. CravenA
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 9 months ago

    Aguero>Rooney worth a -4? I'm starting to think not.
    Citeh will not be chasing goals but that could be a good thing for the crafty fella. On the other hand Swans should be a push over and goals galore is a distinct possibility at OT.
    Any thoughts?

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    1. SMOOTH
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 9 months ago

      i have the same issue and i think im going to stick with aguero

      will want him back in 38. you can do aguero to rooney and rooney back to aguero but id rather have the transfer to bring in a punt on the last day.

      also now with evans injured il have to use the transfer on him so it will be for a hit for me and that means rooney has to outscore aguero by a goal which seems like a long shot specially if we see aguero score on the weekend.

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