The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
13 May 2012 2165 comments
Mark Mark
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Our final day together with the 2011/12 season feels just a little odd. We should really welcome the fact that all ten fixtures will be played out at three o’clock this afternoon, but ironically, it jars to get a set of Premier League fixtures completed in one gulp. We’ll be eagerly stuffing our faces with no dessert to follow.

Perhaps my indifference is caused by my own anti-climax – it feels like I’m just seeing things out. My Fantasy season ends much like Man United’s – it would take an alignment of the gods for me to scrape further glory from what has been a pretty decent showing. I’ll take a gamble or two and hope for the best, but, for the second season running, most of my attention will be turned to the top of the Fantasy Premier League: that’s where a real tussle will be played out, where all the tension is.

Just five points separates the top three managers, with Scout League leader Gary McLean sitting in third. All three have made their transfers and will have presumably selected captains designed to give them a crucial differential. Now they just have to wait for the goals from three o’clock to decide their fate.

I can’t really get close to imagining how that must feel, few us will. The tangible prize may be far from glittering, but the title of FPL Champion, after 38 Gameweeks, is one that has surely stolen sleep and gatecrashed thoughts for weeks now. The tension these guys feel today, as every goal is announced, must surely be close to unbearable. The stuff marriage break-ups are made of.

Let wish Gary all the best for the day ahead and take a wander with the papers to calm the nerves.

Fortunately, there’s relatively little to unsettle us amongst the prospective teamsheets. Chelsea’s lineup remains shrouded in mystery, with no end of conjecture on how Roberto Di Matteo will approach the game with the Champions League final with Bayern looming large. The general consensus is on strength, with most of the press backing starts for Fernando Torres. Interestingly, however, both the Guardian and The Sun stand against this – both suggest that Romelu Lukaku will be handed the striker’s role, with the Sun even giving a start to Lucas Piazon, although the young Brazilian has in fact confirmed that he’ll be on the bench today.

While the gamble on Torres looks fairly safe, then, Juan Mata’s start seems less secure. Neither the Telegraph nor the Guardian opt for the Spaniard in their predicted lineups and the Sun also find no place for the impish playmaker.

In the Old Trafford camp, the Sun back yesterday’s story on Michael Carrick by omitting him from their predicted lineup. Tom Cleverley is drafted in to support Paul Scholes in the engine room as United look to spark an unlikely chain of events with three points at Sunderland. Carrick is safely in every other press lineup, with the Guardian the only paper to go for Nani on the flank – Ashley Young and Antonio Valencia are expected to retain their starts.

Leighton Baines’ return to the Everton lineup is one we’ve given a fair amount of oxygen to via last night’s Differentials from Big Dunc. The press seem to support our view that Baines will make his return – the Guardian, the Telegraph and the Sun restore Baines at left-back, with Sylvain Distin making way, or replacing Johnny Heitinga in central defence.

Baines could just be a differential to back then, with Torres, Carlos Tevez and even Andy Carroll ending the season on a potential high to edge into our last minute decision making.

When you stop to think, in many respects, we’ve almost come full circle in 38 weeks. We started the season wondering if Tevez, Torres and Carroll could provide heavyweight alternatives up front and, today, they might just do that. Outside of Man City, Victor Moses has commanded more transfers in than any other player – belatedly living up to the hype that burdened him all the way back in the opening Gameweek.

Tevez, Baines, Torres, Carroll, Moses – so many of those we had big hopes for on day one, have suddenly arrived late to the party, clutching cheap booze and looking to crash through the door. Baines has a decent mix tape, Moses is rattling on about successful dribbles and Carroll has a glimmer of a threat in his eye again. Are we really going to let these guys in? Shout if you see Carroll go upstairs.

Enjoy the final Gameweek.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Hybrid.power
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    Bench Valencia, Siggy or Petrov?

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    1. Shipstontrev
      • 16 Years
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      Valencia

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    2. Chris_White
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      Val if you have Rooney, Siggy if not

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      1. Hybrid.power
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        No Rooney, Valencia is my only United coverage.

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    3. A.
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      Same dilemma, minute left. Currently Val

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  2. Pinoche
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    5 minutes!
    RVP or Aguero captain ?

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    1. Hybrid.power
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      Aguero.

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    2. ۩۞۩Tommo727™۩۞۩
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      Depends on your mini league situation

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    3. Hate that rotation
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      Stick to your guns, rvp.

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    4. Connor's Calling
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      I think it's gotta be Aguero today

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    5. Shipstontrev
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      Aguero

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    6. Pablitto
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      also my dilema ... but leaning towards robin and I dont know why ...

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  3. Tommy J
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    Good luck Guys....let the games begin!

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  4. THE BAD
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    will Torres start today?

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    1. Paul Psychic Octopus
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      (c)

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  5. Willis.
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    Keep Sessegnon or transfer out for Moses (4p oint hit)?

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    1. Pinoche
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      Holy.

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    2. A.
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      Get Moses, he should get at least 5, and nearly pay for the hit, could go goal crazy 😛

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  6. Jafooli
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    Will Ebanks-Blake play a full 90mins today? Worth the armband?

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    1. Pinoche
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      Ofcourse.

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    2. Sleep Talk
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      No. Hell no.

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  7. THE BAD
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    RVP or Torres captain?

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    1. Tin of Directors
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      RVP out of those 2 surely.

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  8. Hybrid.power
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    Posts are too fast!!!

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    1. threeputt
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      posts are static 😉

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  9. Mumm-Ra
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    valencia or jelavic to bench?

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    1. Paul Psychic Octopus
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      Val

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      1. Mumm-Ra
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        Done!

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  10. Tin of Directors
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    Krul or Vorm??

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    1. Pinoche
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      Vorm.

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      1. Tin of Directors
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        Sure?

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    2. Shipstontrev
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      Vorm

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      1. Tin of Directors
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        Hi Trev.
        14 pt lead in ML.
        Is it worth just matching him (he always picks Krul)

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        1. Shipstontrev
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          Hi Tin. Too late to reply now, but good luck mate. I think Everton will score more than Liverpool today fwiw,

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  11. Holy See
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    60 seconds 😛

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  12. Dzaow An
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    Start nani or morrison?

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    1. Mr.Vuvuzela
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      Morrison

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  13. Nickyboy
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    HELP!

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    1. Pinoche
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      Come after 4 minutes.

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  14. drughi
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    bench one of HBA or siggy ?

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  15. asyrafdanial
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    Not chasing a leader..but now, chasing from the late DEADLINE !!

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  16. Mumm-Ra
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    gone for adebayor as captain - i must be nuts

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    1. Epic Fail
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      True.

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      1. Mumm-Ra
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        You live by the sword, you die by the sword my friend 🙂

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  17. Demí
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    cornflakes of weetabix?!?

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    1. Chris_White
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      cocopops!

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    2. A.
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      Is it for a hit? 😛

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    3. Tin of Directors
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      Cornflakes (C)
      Weetabix (VC)

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    4. Epic Fail
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      Cornflakes (C)

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    5. Chris_White
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      who you captaining demi?

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      1. Holy See
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        Who's Demi?

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        1. Pinoche
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          A scout.

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          1. Holy See
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            Only kidding, he doesn't want to be known as Demi anymore methinks! Best of luck today, nice finish for ya hopefully.

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        2. threeputt
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          youre new here arent you 🙄

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    6. The Bandit
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      Fry up

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    7. kraftwerker
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      Cheerios

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    8. 4vets
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      Bacon sandwich 🙂

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    9. Hate that rotation
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      Too generic, where is your crunchy nut?

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    10. Evs
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      Frosties, go wild.

      Last breakfast of the season...

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  18. Mak_Gold
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      kelly or turner?

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      1. A.
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        Kelly

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    • Dzaow An
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      Start nani or james morrison?

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      1. big oak
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        james

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    • Mr.Vuvuzela
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      start Nani or Enrique?

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      1. Lloyd Xmas
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        Nani

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    • Always (C)ane
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      Valencia or Silva (4pt hit) ?

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      1. Shipstontrev
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        Silva

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    • SPorting
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      Last curtain call of the season boys.

      2 minutes people. Places everyone please!

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      1. A.
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        *Runs round like a headless chicken*

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      2. Jafooli
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        Drink up........

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    • unoaime
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      Bale, Maloney, vDV, Sigurdsson (Valencia)

      The right thing to do?

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      1. Shipstontrev
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        looks good

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      2. DVassell
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        indeedy

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    • Mak_Gold
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        capt tevez or vdv????

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        1. THE BAD
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          vdv imo

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        2. Blonde Faith
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          Tevez!

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          1. Blonde Faith
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            No, I mean VDV!

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      • Hybrid.power
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        Benching Siggy seems so wrong....ARGH!

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        1. drughi
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          i did it

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          1. Blonde Faith
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            I did too, then changed to Bale, then Dempsey was declared unfit and now I got 'em both back 😀

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      • THE BAD
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        Is torres a starter????

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      • Aditya K
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        Ramires capt.Done.

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      • NotTooExpendable
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        Tevez captain....... Get in there!

        I sense a big score coming up!!

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        1. Hybrid.power
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          Hope so!

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        2. big oak
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          always the last day has some big scores
          hope it will be in the basket where we've put our eggs 😉

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      • Sleep Talk
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        WAAAHH! It's nearly here!!!

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      • Nickyboy
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        any chance at all Evans may start?

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