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    1. Gazzpfc
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      Foot injury?

      1. My heart goes Salalalalah
        • 8 Years
        2 years, 11 hours ago

        More like toe injury it seems...

    2. _Greg
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      :mrgreen:

    3. My heart goes Salalalalah
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      😆

    4. Mom, Butters just gave me a…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      Brilliant. 🙂

  1. Touré De Force
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 12 hours ago

    Odegaard should have hauled yesterday evening

    1. DARK SIDE OF THE LOON
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      Angry. A non owner. An Arsenal fan.

      1. Cojones of Destiny
        • 7 Years
        2 years, 12 hours ago

        should practice more shorting skills

  2. Marvin.
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 12 hours ago

    Haaland just knocked on my door asking if I'd accepted Jesus into my life. I said no.

    1. Waldaz
      • 16 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      Maxed out on Arsenal?

    2. DARK SIDE OF THE LOON
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day.

      1. Marvin.
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 12 hours ago

        Try telling Haaland that.

  3. Tonyawesome69
    • 6 Years
    2 years, 12 hours ago

    I've seen a few posts looking to bring in Trent but is it the best time to bring him in?

    Man United, Arsenal and Newcastle in the next 4 (all home games) but all 3 have LWs that can cause Trent some issues when defending.

    1. AC/DC AFC
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      it's home to Newcastle.

      Burnley away and Arsenal at home might be tougher nuts to crack ...

    2. DARK SIDE OF THE LOON
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      Man United. Reason enough

    3. Conners
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      I'll probably wait until around GW24.

      That looks about ideal to me, given the poor fixtures and Salah's absence in Jan.

  4. _Greg
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 12 hours ago

    Have a great day everyone.

    1. Qaiss
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      You too mate

  5. MGD
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 12 hours ago

    Perfect with a Taylor ban in 17 so he won’t miss 18

  6. romperstomper
    • 16 Years
    2 years, 12 hours ago

    Anyone else failing to login?

    1. AC/DC AFC
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      to what?

      FPL

    2. DARK SIDE OF THE LOON
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      Only fans? Yes. Says I need to age check again.

    3. Fitzy.
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      Great news - you're here!

  7. Differentiator
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 12 hours ago

    Haaland spotted under a bridge not letting goats pass across it

    1. DARK SIDE OF THE LOON
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
      Sometimes I feel like my only friend
      Is the city I live in, the city of angels
      Lonely as I am, together we cry

      1. My heart goes Salalalalah
        • 8 Years
        2 years, 12 hours ago

        That tale didn't happen in the city of angels I think...

  8. Von Lipwig
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 12 hours ago

    Hi. Sanchez or Dubrav and save some money... this will be until the next WC probably

    1. Cojones of Destiny
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      sanchez

    2. Ze_Austin
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      Dub + Areola

      I don't see more than three Chelsea clean sheets in their next nine games, based on how they've played so far this season (not just the recent tough games)

  9. romperstomper
    • 16 Years
    2 years, 12 hours ago

    Sky sports news update that doku and grealish are doubts for today but there was no mention of haaland. Fake news?

    1. Marvin.
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      GB news are reporting seeing him on a dinghy in the English channel.

      1. AC/DC AFC
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        2 years, 12 hours ago

        lol

        does Germany have a coastline tho? if it's not landlocked he might be trying to get there.

    2. DARK SIDE OF THE LOON
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      Well, it's not that we still have to male our decisions on captain/ playing 11. Whatever shall be...

  10. AC/DC AFC
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 12 hours ago

    A good article...

    with the fixtures for Bournemouth and other news it looks promising for those who didn't hit the wildcard early ...

    1. Crunchie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      You and me included. Hitting it on boxing day as Liverpool and Newcastle Bournemouth and Man City still have good fixtures Boxing Day

  11. Shark Team
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 12 hours ago

    after predicting Bournemouth's scoring 3 and win yesterday
    I predict for today the following:
    Everton 1-0 Chelsea
    Luton 0-1 ManCity
    Fulham 2-1 West Ham
    Tottenham 0-1 Newcastle

    1. Von Lipwig
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      more goals than that I reckon. Everyone has forgotten how to defend

      1. AC/DC AFC
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        2 years, 12 hours ago

        not yesterday ...

        besides Liverpool and Bournemouth goals.

    2. The Ilfordian
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      Everton 3-4 Chelsea
      Luton 3-0 City
      Fulham 2-2 West Ham
      Spurs 0-0 Newcastle

  12. Differentiator
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 12 hours ago

    Imagine if Haaland not only plays but bags 6 goals... in the first half

    1. Von Lipwig
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      That would be fine.... it's the 10 minute cameo I fear

    2. Differentiator
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      Nice copium

  13. bitm2007
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 12 hours ago

    My Salah points have already been doubled to 26 on livefpl despite him being my VC. Has Raggabolly got some inside info that Haaland doesn't start !

    1. AC/DC AFC
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      tbf it's not Raggobolly this season... he's taking a break.

      it's FFS 'minding' it.

      1. bitm2007
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        2 years, 11 hours ago

        Whoever it is appears to be certain that Haaland is going to start.

        1. bitm2007
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          2 years, 11 hours ago

          is not going to start

  14. romperstomper
    • 16 Years
    2 years, 12 hours ago

    I'm looking to find 0.4 to fund Alvarez to Watkins (Alvarez has dropped a lot in the last month which has made this move trickier)

    1. Tsimikas to branthwaite
    2. Maguire to mengi (can do until Maguire hits 4.4m)

  15. AC/DC AFC
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 12 hours ago

    In other news Barnes is in the Newcastle squad

    by accounts

    https://twitter.com/JoelBlandSport/status/1733798916183703803?t=LoEh-3HA5mS7GOttgD0PWw&s=19

    1. The Ilfordian
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 12 hours ago

      Gordon’s nailedness days numbered

      1. Differentiator
        • 10 Years
        2 years, 12 hours ago

        Barnes gets injured every 3 minutes don't worry

        1. The Ilfordian
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 11 hours ago

          I wouldn’t want to take any pleasure from Barnes’ injury point of view but yes, selfishly I wouldn’t mind Gordon continuing in his position

      2. Ze_Austin
        • 7 Years
        2 years, 11 hours ago

        GWs 1 to 6 have me mildly confident that Gordon keeps starting with Barnes available

    2. Tonyawesome69
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      You haven't read the post correctly..

      1. AC/DC AFC
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        2 years, 11 hours ago

        sorry.

        I was going off this post which is more reliable itk for Newcastle but posted the first for context

        https://twitter.com/thelittlemans/status/1733799819267743954?t=lv_bXvvP5ZpUhajE_nXnkQ&s=19

  16. Differentiator
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 11 hours ago

    The Daily Star is reporting that Haaland was out late at a strip club but will join the team at Luton at 1pm

    1. Marvin.
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      You know I thought he looked familiar. I know him as Jasmine though.

    2. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      If he was in a strip bar in Luton he has been scarred for life

    1. The Ilfordian
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      Well stats the end of 12 hours of waiting for the inevitable. Next question is what it is (stress fracture?) and how long

      1. The Ilfordian
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        2 years, 11 hours ago

        Argh ^that’s not stats!

    2. AC/DC AFC
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      all the replies are about FPL...

      no one gives a toss about the football anymore but what it means for their virtual selections!

      1. Sir Matt Bugsby
        • 6 Years
        2 years, 11 hours ago

        Yeah.. FPL becoming a bit too mainstream for my liking now.

      2. El Presidente
        • 6 Years
        2 years, 11 hours ago

        FPL is bigger than EPL

    3. _Greg
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      Surprised you've not been HULKED yet.

    1. Qaiss
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      Hehe

      1. _Greg
        • 15 Years
        2 years, 11 hours ago

        You were quicker by 8 seconds perhaps!

        1. Ze_Austin
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 11 hours ago

          ...she complained

          1. _Greg
            • 15 Years
            2 years, 11 hours ago

            ...every hole is a goal...

        2. Qaiss
          • 9 Years
          2 years, 11 hours ago

          Always seems to happen..

  17. Differentiator
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 11 hours ago

    OK Son you better be alive for Newcastle or I have no captain

    1. user.n
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      Hahaha

    2. _Greg
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      I don't think he will be dead. He will play zombie style.

    3. Crunchie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      Yes I have him

      Have ever need a vice since covid outbreaks. Funny how we were question if they had been vaccinated or not at the time

  18. Modest Bob
    • 6 Years
    2 years, 11 hours ago

    Best rank and rank right now? Go.....

    Best 1024. Now 4

    1. The Ilfordian
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      3rd

    2. The Ilfordian
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      And not to be pedantic but I’m not sure your current rank can be higher than your best. Except in Reverse World

      1. AC/DC AFC
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        2 years, 11 hours ago

        might have meant gw38 finish?

        1. The Ilfordian
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 11 hours ago

          Oh yes, that makes sense. So great reveal, Modest Bob 2002 has announced that he is no other than Thayis Rusfadli

          1. AC/DC AFC
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            2 years, 11 hours ago

            White Rice FC

            residing in Indonesia

    3. Nate(U)dog(ie)
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      Sorry to burst your bubble but I'm pretty sure 1 is the best rank and always has been

  19. Mom, Butters just gave me a…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 11 hours ago

    I would be surprised if Haaland was just rested today.

    Pep pointed out the importance of the next two games (Luton & Palace), so if it was just something minor like a painful knock or bruise, he could at least sit on the bench.

    I'm a bit annoyed by myself as I kneejerked and brought Haaland back in. Original plan was to wait until GW20 but poor Salah performances and 5mio. free budget made me reconsider.

    Without Haaland and TAA, Tripps and Watkins instead I climbed from 3.2mio to 400k. Now with Haaland lots of red arrows likely if he is really out today.

    1. Boz
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      Not rested though, reports are he's fractured his foot

      1. Sir Matt Bugsby
        • 6 Years
        2 years, 11 hours ago

        "Fractured his foot" is different from stress injury, which is also being rumoured. Let's not create any more confusion than there already is.

    2. Sir Matt Bugsby
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      Don't think it was a bad move bringing him back in, just bad luck. Forget the what-ifs and manage the situation, sh*t happens.

  20. romperstomper
    • 16 Years
    2 years, 11 hours ago

    A return from Alvarez today should see him arrest his price falls (owner here who badly need some additional funds)

    1. _Greg
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      Alvarez save us...

    2. It’s gonna Ben Mee
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      Finger crossed as he’s coming off my bench

  21. Slitherene
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 11 hours ago

    If Trippier takes his 5th YC in GW 17 vs Fulham, will he serve his one match ban in the EFL Cup midweek game & be back for GW 18?

    1. Ze_Austin
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      No, YC bans are competition-specific

      Only red card suspensions can be served in other competitions

      1. _Greg
        • 15 Years
        2 years, 11 hours ago

        is that definitive? lovely.

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      No, that was scrapped a while ago.

    3. dunas_dog
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      No, must be same competition (unless red)

    4. _Greg
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      I don't think so. Although League Cup and FA Cup rules are different. Could be an astute observation. Hopefully someone ultra geeks it and finds the answer.

      All I remember is once last season a ban being applied for Maguire in one competition but not another, hopefully someone can clarify this I'd be interested to know too.

        1. _Greg
          • 15 Years
          2 years, 11 hours ago

          Apart from the article being dated 2018, that's great.

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        2 years, 11 hours ago

        In the Premier League, players who collect five yellow cards in the first half of the season — the first 19 games — will be given a one-match suspension.

        That ban is competition-specific, which means it has to be served in the league.

        The rules regarding red cards are more complex as they are not competition-specific. That means a red card received in the Premier League could lead to a player missing a cup game.

        1. _Greg
          • 15 Years
          2 years, 11 hours ago

          Because you could get a red card for something more controversial. it makes sense.

  22. Cojones of Destiny
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 11 hours ago

    I firmly remember advising ro few ppl to hold on transferring Haakand in this gw hope they listened

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      Mans needs some punctuation fam.

    2. _Greg
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      the balls of destiny were in your favour, young sage.

    3. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      I listen to all lucky guesses

          1. _Greg
            • 15 Years
            2 years, 11 hours ago

            I want to watch Scooby Doo vs the Boo Brothers.

          2. Cojones of Destiny
            • 7 Years
            2 years, 11 hours ago

            I did because I’m a fan and if it wasn’t for refs obvious mistakes it’d be a draw or a win

  23. El Presidente
    • 6 Years
    2 years, 11 hours ago

    What's the number of Salah(vc), it must be huge anyway

    1. _Greg
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      50% would be my estimate.

      1. _Greg
        • 15 Years
        2 years, 11 hours ago

        Nice.

    1. _Greg
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      What's your predictions for gameweek 17? Can I get Trippier? Or will he get a yellow?

      1. Cojones of Destiny
        • 7 Years
        2 years, 11 hours ago

        I got him too and hope he gets it this gw so he can play in 18

  24. Dynamic Duos
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 11 hours ago

    Can't see why Haaland wouldn't travel even if he is just sitting in the stands supporting

    1. It’s gonna Ben Mee
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      Illness?

    2. _Greg
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      He can't fit through the living room door, it's impossible for him to get in the ground.

    3. Cojones of Destiny
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      he is out , just hope Julian capitalizes on this opportunity

    4. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      You've never been to Luton I take it?

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        2 years, 11 hours ago

        😆

        wonderful stuff!!

      2. The Ilfordian
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        2 years, 11 hours ago

        How dare you! Luton is one hanging garden away from being a UNESCO heritage site

        1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
          • 10 Years
          2 years, 11 hours ago

          😀

  25. GENERATION X
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 11 hours ago

    As an Alvarez seller based on him likely being benched with Haaland playing I know the end of this story

  26. The Knights Template
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 11 hours ago

    Swapped from Salah to Noonan VC at last minute. If anybody needs me, I'll be in the dungeon!

    1. The Ilfordian
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      FPL has a way of screwing everyone right royally. We’ll let you know when you can come out of the iron maiden has scored a goal, an assist, an own goal then a red card

    2. _Greg
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      Noonan that famous FPL player...

    3. Drexl Spivey
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 11 hours ago

      If I had a dungeon I wouldn't have time for FPL.

      1. _Greg
        • 15 Years
        2 years, 11 hours ago

        Great place to have raves.