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16 August 2012 4984 comments
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Back for a new season, with “sailing fan” Granville now woken from his Olympic dream, we return for another podcast after a three-month hiatus.

While some of the regulars are shelved this week, we talk over the Sky Sports Game, welcome new Fantasy Football double act “Fenners & Merse” and start the clear up after Robin Van Persie kicked over the applecart.

The episode is underpinned by a new concept – the idea that Granville and I can join forces and actually be effective. The premise is we pick a ScoutCast XI and cross our beams to co-manage it over the season, arguing the toss in every ScoutCast episode on transfers and substitutions. The aim is harmony and a united success. It seems unlikely to end that way.

Oh, and there are actually two of my “jokes” that Granville misses in this episode – see if you can make out the second. I swear he was dreaming of gold medals in the sailing.

Listen in on the squad selection via this link.

Alternatively, stream it down your pipe using the player below…

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. threeputt
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    13 years, 5 months ago

    what's the situation with Dempsey, he's not on the injured list and not in the team news ?

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    1. kennethrhcp
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      13 years, 5 months ago

      played no preseason & waiting to move to liverpool i think

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      1. King Eric, in America
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Or Everton, perhaps?

        *please, please, please*

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        1. kennethrhcp
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 5 months ago

          everton? i didnt hear that, would you get him in if he went to everton? baines crosses would be unreal for clint!

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          1. King Eric, in America
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 5 months ago

            I'd get him in and buy the jersey. Deuce @ Everton, FTW.

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    2. Timmy Cahill Rules
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Hasnt played any pre season games

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    3. @ImpressiveTackl
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Dispute with club and manager. Has not completed any preseason training. Apparently he is pushing for a move, most likely to Liverpool.

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      1. threeputt
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        cheers all, he's outta my works telegraph team then

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      2. 808Shadow
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        pretty much what everyone has said but let me add that he was left behind when his team went to training very very early pre season and then with the closest pre-season training camp he pulled himself out and hasn't gone. Kinda similar to the modric happenings

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  2. vishmister
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Got Lost But
    RMT?

    Fed
    Zabaleta Terry Demel
    Ramieres Bale Kagawa Guthrie
    Torres (c) Aguero Graham
    Subs: DDG Noble Cuellar Fonte
    Bank: 2.0 Torres—————–> Rooney
    GW2 Ramires ----------------> ?

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    1. PB-THE-VET
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Pienaar

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  3. GlasgowFF
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Why is everyone getting Bent in to their teams? He was crap last year.

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    1. GinjaWhinja
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Villa for the drop!

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    2. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Its hard to get fed with 8 defenders behind you

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    3. Trigg ⭐️
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Villa as a whole, rather than Bent, were the problem.

      A more attacking mentality could mean goals galore for him.

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    4. kennethrhcp
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      bent has been a solid points earner for a long period of time, you dont think he'll score goals?

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    5. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Paul Lambert is the main reason

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    6. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      New manager who is more attacking. And Bent has been fantasy gold in the past, combine this with his lowered price and everyone's tempted! I can't squeeze him in personally though, there are more important strikers to squeeze in.

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    7. lightspeed
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Villa were poor under mcleish

      Should be improved this year and bent is a proven goalscorer on pens

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    8. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      2,5% -So, not exactly everyone. I'm going with N'Zog.

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  4. GinjaWhinja
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Bale and Graham
    Or
    Aguero and Robson-Kanu / Guthrie

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    1. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      First one

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    2. kennethrhcp
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      b&g

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  5. paddym25
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    hey guys!

    I'm in love with this team

    Green

    Hangeland / Cole / Fabio

    Pienaar / Kagawa / Walters / Bale

    Torres (c) / Tevez / Graham

    Friedel / Dawson / Beausejour / Cuellar

    Please tell me what i'm doing wrong - I have 3 million in the bank for improvements!!!!

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    1. GinjaWhinja
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Do Walters for Mata thn it is supreme

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  6. vishmister
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Got Lost But
    RMT?

    Fed
    Zabaleta Terry (v) Demel
    Ramieres Bale Kagawa Guthrie
    Torres (c) Aguero Graham
    Subs: DDG Noble Cuellar Fonte
    Bank: 2.0 Torres—————–> Rooney
    GW2 Ramires ----------------> ?

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  7. Tommytour
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    OK Guys last RMT before season starts, good to go?

    Schwarzer
    Cole Fabio Rangel
    Mata Bale Nzogbia Noble
    Aguero Graham Torres (C)

    Davis Pienaar Santon Cuellar

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    1. @ImpressiveTackl
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Very nice. I like the Santon & Cuellar rotation. Perhaps, just perhaps you have invested too much in defence.

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      1. Tommytour
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Its the same price as Friedel/Fed Cole Zab Cuellar Clyne Demel.

        Free some funds for more City?

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    2. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Good team mate. I'm not backing QPR defensively but you don't get much for 4.5 at the back except Cuellar and possibly Hughes if he starts.

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      1. Tommytour
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Im backing them this year to be solid, my main worry is choosing the wrong one out of Aguero/Tevez, RVP/Rooney.

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  8. @ImpressiveTackl
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    NEW PAGE NEW PLEA

    Anyone playing the Sky Sports game? I am struggling with these rules particularly the following:

    “In order to be eligible for scoring, transfers must be made before the earliest kick off that day; transfers made after the earliest kick off will start scoring from the next day. For example: If you transfer in Rooney before the earliest kick off on Saturday he will be eligible to score points immediately. If you transfer him in after the earliest kick off on Saturday, he will be eligible to score points from Sunday’s matches”

    So is this like McDonalds? If I have Aguero playing on a Sat and I don’t like his points, I can transfer him fro Rooney playing on a Sunday and take his points instead?

    Also it states “Game weeks run first kick-off Saturday to Friday.” If this is the case why is Chelsea v Reading not included in gameweek 1. They don’t do DGWS?

    Also it says there is a maximum of 1 captain change per GW. Does that mean I can change my captain from a Sat to someone on a Sun.

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    1. kennethrhcp
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      hey IT, i read it on the last page, would love to help but i wont be playing it. i dont really enoy other fantasy games like the euro's & world cup, stick to what i know

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      1. kennethrhcp
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        *enjoy

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    2. Namtab Nomolos
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Last season you got BOTH points if you transferred from a played player to one yet to play.

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    3. Eeggs
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      i understood it as cumulative. you get aguero's points then rooney's....
      and one captain change from sat to sat - if you changed to capt to rooney for monday then he would also be capt for the following w/e... hmmm not sure now

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  9. JCrosbie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    please please please....any opinions?

    federichi (jaask)

    lescot ivanoviic hangeland clyne mccartney

    yaya noble bale mata maloney

    graham tevez torres

    3mil

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    1. @ImpressiveTackl
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Solid if uninspiring.

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      1. Munsoned
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        if you are inspired by a fantasy line-up, you may have psychological issues

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        1. JCrosbie
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 5 months ago

          tbh alot of users on this could be classified of having psychological issues 🙂

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      2. JCrosbie
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        thanks! il take it as a compliment...aiming to have a solid start......

        any suggestions?

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        1. @ImpressiveTackl
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 5 months ago

          Punt somewhere. I find the Torres Tevez Graham frontline a bore right now.

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    2. paddym25
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      but is lescott nailed on...... that is the question that is bugging me!

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  10. Ernie_Schitt
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Holy moly, this is the toughest first week yet. I'm keeping 3.0 aside for the inevitable knee-jerk...

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    1. kennethrhcp
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      was thinking the same but my team looked crap... now at least i like it... until the 4point hit 🙂

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    2. Xabi
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      nice way to get behind

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  11. KingPig
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Right getting close to a final squad. Need to just find a 5th midfielder for 4.5m. As I already have 3 Chelsea and a Reading player it can't be Robson-Kanu or Guthrie. Any suggestions?

    I'm looking at Marveaux, Frei, El Ahmadi or maybe even Kacaniklic?! :/ Can anyone tell me who is the best bet out of those is - or any other 4.5m option obviously. Will need to start up until GW3 at least for the chel/rdg blank. Cheers!

    Green, Jaaskelainen
    Zabaleta, Cole, Hangeland, Gorkss, Clyne
    Bale, Lampard, Noble, Dyer, 4.5m
    Torres, Van Persie, Tevez

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    1. PB-THE-VET
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Guithre.

      Loose the reading player

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      1. KingPig
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        For who? Reluctant to double up on West Ham defensively. Norwich are gonna concede a tonne too. doesn't leave much...

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        1. PB-THE-VET
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 5 months ago

          All are bench fodder so it doesnt matter. A west ham defender for gw3 is handy with cole

          Guithre is best 4.5 mid cos he nailed on and thats all u need

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  12. mossy
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    guys any suggestions for this?

    friedel green
    ivan zab hughes bennet clyne
    nasri vdv mata michu noble
    bent tevez defoe

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  13. PB-THE-VET
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    For dgw

    A torres , cole , lescot 3 mil
    B aguero, cole, ivanovic 1.5 mil

    Have have tevez and ramires also. Going with 3 che regardless

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    1. KingPig
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      A

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  14. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Is everyone ready to lock in their team tonight? The site will probably crash tomorrow! 😀

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    1. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      All set now Giggs. 🙂 And yeah, I wouldn't chance leaving it tioo late either!

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      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        I hate that i'll have to give RVP a miss but 13m for a striker who probably won't be lone striker may be silly. Rooney is a great compromise imo.

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        1. Reedy
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 5 months ago

          I'm going without either. That's not an easy decision for a United fan but I like my team and don't want to unbalance it now.

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        2. Piggs Boson
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 5 months ago

          *will no longer be lone striker, i meant to say

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          1. Reedy
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 5 months ago

            Good luck with Roo anyway, I hope his returnns aten't dented too much.

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            1. Reedy
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 5 months ago

              returns / aren't 🙂

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    2. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      I'm very close to my final team....thank fook

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    3. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      ^^^^ this is the best advice anyone can take from here tonight.

      A REALLY good piece of advice.

      No holes !

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  15. B.P.R.D.
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Tevez Watch:

    16.4%

    Now tied with Suarez for the 5th most selected FWD in the game and fast approaching Bale's 19.6% ownership.

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  16. GlasgowFF
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Why is no one getting Ba or Cisse?

    They were dynamite lasy year.

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    1. Shipstontrev
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Fixtures plus Europa League will put a strain on their resouces.

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    2. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Fixtures, general worries about newc form.

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    3. Granite
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Both carrying injuries possible one or both will not start but Keep tabs on Cisse though

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  17. @ImpressiveTackl
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    I have Aguero with 1.5m to spare... fill in the blanks folks 😉

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    1. kaz 96
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      interesting. aguero will be up against a defensively shitty qpr team in week 3, AT HOME

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      1. Tommytour
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        1 - He has Tevez
        2 - RVP has FUL sot

        BOOM

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      2. Granite
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        He likes to net at home

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    2. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      R
      V
      P

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    3. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Interesting tactic. Aguero and Tevez against Southampton is tempting...

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      1. Granite
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        If they both start well n southampton have a mare everybody nd their grannies will be on that money allowing

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        1. PB-THE-VET
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 5 months ago

          Posted earlier but its a viable alternative to torres gamble

          For dgw

          A torres , cole , lescot 3 mil
          B aguero, cole, ivanovic 1.5 mil

          Have have tevez and ramires also. Going with 3 che regardless

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    1. Cyril Figgis
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Allen, Cleverly, Oscar? Seem to be quite a few dodgy picks in that team.

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      1. Reedy
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Yeah not sure about this list! Pog as well...

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  18. afc-fantasy
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Schwarzer /Jaaskelainen

    Koz- A.Cole- Santon - Rangel- clyne
    Bale- Mata- valencia - N`zogbia - Pienaar
    Tevez-Graham- Podolski

    Please rate. Unsure if I will have Tevez or change the team to go for Aguero

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  19. Clintymints
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    what the f is going on with noble

    and who the f do i pick from chelsea mid?

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    1. kaz 96
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      noble does not offer u much anyway imo, get rid

      ramires

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      1. Granite
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Mmmh what if the Hammers get a pen Noble might offer just a bit then

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  20. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Kicking out my Chelsea defender after GW 1..so whom should I pick for GW 1 ? 🙂

    A: Ivanovic

    B: Cole

    Thanks!

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    1. Kirby
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      A

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    2. PB-THE-VET
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Both. 4 cleanies. Better than 4 point torres 🙂

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  21. SouthCoastSaint
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Chelsea starting midfield in DGW

    Meireles, Ramires, Hazard, Lampard, Mata

    surely?

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    1. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      No meireles

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    2. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      .... Not !

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  22. Lestat
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Green

    Cole - Lescott - McCartney

    Pienaar - Yaya - Mata - Noble

    Torres - Tevez - Rooney

    Subs: Foster - Maloney - Tierney - Cuellar

    Anything tips - criticism - praise ?

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  23. DRIZ ✅
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    lads is ramires going to play 180 or near enough minutes?

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    1. SouthCoastSaint
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      I believe so. I think the Chelsea midfield is more nailed on than people think.

      Oscar won't be thrown straight in imo

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      1. Timmy Cahill Rules
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        as long as my skipper franky gets 2 full games for DGW im happy

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    2. Granite
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Ramirez best chelsea a midfielder for 180 minutes

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  24. Mr. J
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Clark or Tomkins?

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    1. DRIZ ✅
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      clark. had a good pre season.

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      1. Mr. J
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Thanks!

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  25. Le Limpar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Right... done it.

    Federici
    Zabaleta Vermaelen Gunter
    Michu Cazorla Mata Nasri
    Torres(c) Tevez Podolski

    Jussi Clyne Fabio Kackjalalka;

    GW2 Wildcard here I come!!!

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  26. Kirby
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    RMT guys 🙂

    Vorm
    Walker Terry Coloccini
    Yaya Bale Mata Dyer
    Torres Tevez Graham

    Subs: Ruddy, Barnett, Heitinga, Crusat

    Cheers!

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    1. Le Limpar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Not as good as the one just above you. Close though.

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      1. Kirby
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Haha, I'm wary of going for the new guys though, Podolski, Carzola for example I don't want to risk just yet, had Hazard in but I want to wait a few games to see how things pan out and how the managers set up their teams.

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  27. Chris_White
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Joey Barton to Marseille. An Idiot Abroad.

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    1. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      haha

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    2. Granite
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Nice one

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  28. Evs
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    My cash ML rival over last few season posted this on face book....

    Fantasy Premier League 2012/13 is now up and running. I have set up a mini league for anyone interested in entering. Its £20 to enter the mini league and the entry fee must be paid by 21st Sept or your team will be removed from the league.

    Its been a very close comp the last 2 years with myself just falling short of Evs on both occasions but Im sure Ill take him this time If you fancy your chances this season the feel free to give it a go. Winner was £200+ least season with 2nd taking £150 so hopefully even bigger prizes this season.

    The league name is "The Referee's A Banker" and the pass code is ------

    Way do you all think 😉

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    1. King Eric, in America
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Looks like he's trying to milk 150 from his other buds. 😉

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      1. Evs
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Ha.

        I love a bit of rivalry me.... 😉

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    2. @ImpressiveTackl
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Take him down Evs, take him down.

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      1. Evs
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        He's my 'bitch' IT 😛

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  29. 1justlookin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    who start in GW 1, Graham or Guthrie, hmmm.

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    1. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Gotta be the Guthrie.

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      1. PB-THE-VET
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Grahem obviousley

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