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16 August 2012 4984 comments
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Back for a new season, with “sailing fan” Granville now woken from his Olympic dream, we return for another podcast after a three-month hiatus.

While some of the regulars are shelved this week, we talk over the Sky Sports Game, welcome new Fantasy Football double act “Fenners & Merse” and start the clear up after Robin Van Persie kicked over the applecart.

The episode is underpinned by a new concept – the idea that Granville and I can join forces and actually be effective. The premise is we pick a ScoutCast XI and cross our beams to co-manage it over the season, arguing the toss in every ScoutCast episode on transfers and substitutions. The aim is harmony and a united success. It seems unlikely to end that way.

Oh, and there are actually two of my “jokes” that Granville misses in this episode – see if you can make out the second. I swear he was dreaming of gold medals in the sailing.

Listen in on the squad selection via this link.

Alternatively, stream it down your pipe using the player below…

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. @ImpressiveTackl
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    Both folks, both. This is the answer.

    t AND a FTW my friends. Wink wink. Nudge nudge.

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    1. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      I'm with ya IT.

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      1. @ImpressiveTackl
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        T and A motherf*$kers!

        Now I got Sporting on my side, we can't lose. BOOOOOOOOM!

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    2. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Ssshh 😉

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      1. @ImpressiveTackl
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        The last person that said that to me was Father O'Malley when I was an altar boy. Good times.

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    3. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Yeah keep it down, our little secret eh? 🙂

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      1. @ImpressiveTackl
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Cool. It's almost DZ anyway. I think all the Indians have went to bed.

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        1. Reedy
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          True ha!

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        2. SPorting
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 5 months ago

          and all the cowboys are.

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    4. Adam
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Don't understand!

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  2. myboycharlie
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    13 years, 5 months ago

    Wats people's opinions on starting from GW 1 with Rooney and going Lamps and Ram midfield for Chelsea coverage?????????

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  3. MCM
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    13 years, 5 months ago

    Bloody good to have the Scoutcast back. I'll once again be working when the games get played. Still, it clears the hair pulling and nail-biting.

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  4. ioioos
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    13 years, 5 months ago

    Ok, I've broken my golden rule and butchered my team on the last night! (I'm out tomorrow).

    Here we go

    Fedicini (De Gea)

    Collicini - Zabeleta - Jenkinson (Shawcross, Barnet)

    Ramires (VC) - Yaya Toure - Carzorla - R Kanu (Maloney)

    Torres (C) - Van Persie - Tezez

    Top heavy I know, but are the big defenders worth it?

    Last tinker might be to use De Gea money on an upgrade of Shawcross to A Cole for Wk1 and play him instead on Jenkinson.

    Do you think its worth it?

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    1. An Púca
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      will Van Persie start so soon after signing?

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      1. Salah’s Sonnet
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        13 years, 5 months ago

        It'll be a cameo sub appearance 100%

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      2. ioioos
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Well Fergie has implied he'll be ready for Monday night. A nice hatrick on debut will work for me.

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        1. An Púca
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          13 years, 5 months ago

          no chance and I'm a Man U fan

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          1. ioioos
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 5 months ago

            If he pops one in and plays for 10 mins, still might be worth it. I think his Price will fly, even at 13m. I've got Maloney on the bench if RVP doesn't surface.

            Risky I know, but I just feel that Fergie will prove the doubters and show it to City.

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  5. FPL Marc
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    I've got several decisions still to make but the biggest one is Mata or Bale? I have Torres but no other Spurs players.

    Mata has a DGW of easy games, whilst Bale has a difficult trip to SJP. But at least Bale plays in GW3. I just cant choose at all. Opinions?

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    1. myboycharlie
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      13 years, 5 months ago

      Depends on your transfer plans u could bring in bale for Mata Gw2 but seen as u have torres u a re probably doing the norm of torres to rooney Gw2

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  6. JayBomb
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    A Kags, Vdv, and

    Or

    B Valencia, Bale and Noble

    First to 5 I’m going with can’t decide wrecking my head help appreciated ????
    Sorry for repost
     

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  7. TheKingThierry
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    A penny for your thoughts :

    Friedal-Jussi
    Verm–Vertonghen–Williams–Zab–Clyne
    Michu-Bale-Lampard-Guthrie-Noble
    Torres–Tevez—Graham

    Wishlist:
    GW1
    Torres –>Bent
    Lamps –>Nani/Valencia

    GW2
    Guthrie–>Yaya
    OR Michu –>Silva
    Good Team… Good plan ?

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  8. FrankH
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Lads Nobel r allen and why. Tinkering with this all week . Can anyone give me a helpful answer .
    Thanks in advance

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    1. @ImpressiveTackl
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Noble... penalties... done.

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    2. An Púca
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      West Ham have very good fixtures for the early part and he's apparently on set pieces

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    3. Keano
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Noble has set pieces but I still wouldn't expect many big returns. Allen should get more from play but again I'd say his returns will be very low. I'd go with Noble simply because he's the cheaper option.

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      1. FrankH
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Thanks all for the Nobel Allen debate appreciate the help.
        Gd luck Saturday

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        1. Keano
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 5 months ago

          No problem, best of luck to you too 🙂

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      2. FrankH
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Thanks all for the responses on the Nobel Allen debate appreciate the help.
        Gd luck Saturday

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  9. stevo1991
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Please rate my team:
    DDG Ruddy
    Zabaleta Jose Enrique Clark Cuellar Gunter
    Bale Mata Dyer Taarabt Marveaux(yes its a risk, but given newcastles tough first few games willing to take the punt with him on the bench, value could skyrocket should he play and well)
    Torres (2mil in bank for roo) Tevez Podolski

    Side Q: Does Lukaku intrigue anyone else, was kind of considering getting him in for podolski and swapping dyer/taarabt with an arsenal midfielder like Gervinho.

    Thanks 🙂

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    1. An Púca
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Jose Enrique...some tough games for liverpool at the start

      Marveux...Newcastle after getting yet another mf in today

      Lukaku was one that caught my attention but Steve Clark has a big ? all over himself as a manager so will give WBA a few games

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  10. simplysuarez
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Taarabt or Michu?

    I have Michu but Taarabt has set pieces!

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    1. Henry Hill
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Taarabt has 4 assists and 2 goals in his last 2 home games against Swansea 😉

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      1. myboycharlie
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        im sold, now out yaya in taarbet!!!!!!

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    2. Touré De Force
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      13 years, 5 months ago

      Buzasky has gone under the radar.Could be the QPR player to own if he cements his place.

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  11. SuperMario69
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Who will play more minutes... Hazard or Ramires?

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    1. Indalo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Ramires IMO

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    2. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Ramires. To what effect though, I don't know.

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  12. JayBomb
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    A Kags, Vdv, and Taarabt
    Or
    B Valencia, Bale and Noble
    First to 5 I’m going with can’t decide wrecking my head help appreciated ????
    Sorry for repost
     

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    1. Gizmo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      B is safer IMO

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      1. ViperStripes
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        B

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      2. JayBomb
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Cheers

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  13. Clintymints
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    ddg fed -

    lescott/clyne/demel/cole/hang -

    bale/micu/nolan/lamps/puncheon -

    tev/ghraham/torres

    +3

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    1. An Púca
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      weak mf...too weak for me

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      1. Clintymints
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        agree but cant find that sneaky mid range mid

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  14. DRIZ ✅
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Steven Taylor OR Hangelaand?..

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    1. Gizmo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Hangeland due to fixtures

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    2. gdog2244
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Close look at fixtures and decide

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  15. Gizmo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    A) DeGea
    Vermaelen
    Mata
    Rooney

    B) Friedel
    Vidic
    Lampard
    VanPersie

    Help please?

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    1. mww769
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      A - as all players potentially improving or peaking. B could be players beyond that.

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  16. Indalo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Is Taarabt a good pick? (is he nailed on?)

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    1. Keano
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Ye he's nailed on and a solid pick for 6.0, hogs set pieces too. There's no doubt it's a risk, but all 6.0 options really are IMO.

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  17. Four Four Tom
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Have i too much dependence on a small amount of team?

    Jaaskelainen

    Cole Komp Kaboul Shorey (Simpson)

    Sinclair Hazard Bale (Noble Britton)

    Torres Tevez Pogbybrnak

    Enough in the bank to bring Rooney in for GW 2 depending on how the Everton games goes!
    Not enough teams represented?

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    1. Yank Novice
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Not if they play well and win. . .

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  18. Sparks
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Can anyone tell me what the code is for the Scout head to head reserve league?
    cheers

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    1. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      nope.

      there are no H2H leagues this season.

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      1. Clintymints
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        I just got promoted to FFS H2H1

        that sucks 🙁

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        1. @ImpressiveTackl
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 5 months ago

          I won it. I am forever the champion.

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          1. Clintymints
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 5 months ago

            I would have taken it this season 😉

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      2. Sparks
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Shame

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    2. Hiphopopotamus
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      I love this Mexico 86 character - what was his name again? Something like Pique wasn't it...?

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    3. An Púca
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      quality Grav...that brings back memories!

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      1. Sparks
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Yep Pique. Loved Mexico '86. That was my first panini sticker album, Pique on the front. I was 9 at the time. Great memories!

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        1. An Púca
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 5 months ago

          aye, 1st WC I remember also...think I had a panini album for that one too
          the innocence of it all

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        2. Hiphopopotamus
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 5 months ago

          My first panini album too! I was 12. I think Peru were my favourite team for some reason - must've been something to do with the stickers 🙂

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  19. RVP fc
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Is having Torres,Mata and Cole too much Chelsea cover for gw 1

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    1. Top 210 Club
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      nope, sounds dreamy

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      1. ViperStripes
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        Same 3 I've got

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        1. gdog2244
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 5 months ago

          What about terry?

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        2. Gizmo
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 5 months ago

          I have that but Terry instead of cole :p

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          1. Top 210 Club
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 5 months ago

            same

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            1. RVP fc
              • 13 Years
              13 years, 5 months ago

              So i should keep Torres instead of getting Rooney. I have 2m in the bank

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              1. Top 210 Club
                • 15 Years
                13 years, 5 months ago

                Torres will be gw1 gold, must have. Rooney has a tough fixture. Mata will play in the hole with his fellow Spanyard. Should be most nailed on in the Chelsea mid as well. Ramieres, Hazard and Lamps all played last night. At least Mata will be "fresh"

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        3. Sparks
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 5 months ago

          Not sure about Mata. Do you really need him with Torres? Could be better to cover midfield elsewhere, who else is in your Midfield?

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          1. RVP fc
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 5 months ago

            Bale,Pienaar,Toure and Noble on the bench

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            1. RVP fc
              • 13 Years
              13 years, 5 months ago

              Thanks i will go with those three then

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            2. Sparks
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 5 months ago

              I did have mata but went with Carzorla instead. Just felt I needed some Arsenal cover somewhere.

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  20. Timmy Cahill Rules
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    My reasoning for skippering franky boy

    Hes on pens and corners and im only keeping him till DGW is over so its a low risk short term move

    + last seasn from no where he scored a hatrick v bolton so hes more than capable of scoring well v wigan and reading IMO

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    1. Top 210 Club
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Yeah but... Is a 34 year old going to play 3 games in 1 week, after playing last night? Especially with so many mid options that Chelsea have...

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      1. ViperStripes
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        This ^

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      2. Timmy Cahill Rules
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        if he gets 120 mins over the 2 games im happy provided the fat boy gets me good points

        then hes sold anyway

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        1. Top 210 Club
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 5 months ago

          I'm sure he will play the 90 against Wigan, if he starts against Reading you should be good, may last 60 mins, but still a chance he wont start. To risky for me, but if it pays off, then nicely played sir 🙂

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          1. Timmy Cahill Rules
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 5 months ago

            my other options for week1 are likely low scorers

            nani
            tony v

            tough game at everton

            walcott - injury worry
            caz - a long flight back from spain match

            So i hope franky scores well but if not well it was a small risk that didnt work.

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            1. Top 210 Club
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 5 months ago

              good luck and enjoy the footy! 😀

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  21. Benko123
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    RMT + Make suggestions!
    De Gea (Federichi)
    Zabaleta A.Cole Hangeland (Marriapa)(Clyne)
    Bale Ramires Yaya Noble (Mclean)
    Torres Tevez Graham
    3m in bank for RVP/Rooney!

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    1. ioioos
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Bold. If both Torres and Tevez bag a goal in wk1, what will you do?

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  22. Evs
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    See ya all.

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    1. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Later Evs

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    2. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      rumour has it

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    3. Spencer
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Good luck Evs

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    4. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Night mate.

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  23. Fred the Red
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Is Brunt a good punt?

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  24. Gnubuntu
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Never put the armband on a defender before. Feels taboo. Considering it though. JT?

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    1. Touré De Force
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      I'm there.At least we know - will start both games - good chance of two shutouts - proven goalscorer,PARTICULARILY when under negative media scrutiny.

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    2. Gizmo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      I did too, but then again just one weak goal can mean disaster for point even if chelsea win 5-1
      IMO safer most prob to just put it on mata/torres, one goal or assist will do job really

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  25. stevo1991
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    a) Noble + A Williams
    b) Dyer + Cuellar

    For the long run

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  26. SPorting
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Taarabt + Graham

    or

    Michu + Petric

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    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      ^^^^ this

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      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        ^^^^ drunk here 😉

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    2. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      horrible choices but 1st for me

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      1. SPorting
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 5 months ago

        you mean difficult choices.

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        1. Optimus.
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 5 months ago

          no horrible 😉

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    3. An Púca
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Ahhh, Taarabt...fool me once shame on you, fool me twice.....

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    4. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      B, without a shadow of a doubt.

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    5. Park the bus
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      A for me

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  27. gdog2244
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Best 3 defenders at 5.5 or less???

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    1. gdog2244
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      3

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  28. Trigg ⭐️
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Michu + Bent

    or

    Cazorla + Graham?

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  29. Park the bus
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Quick query...

    Bent & Tevez or
    Aguero & Graham or
    Podolski & Tevez

    (no other attacking cover from any of these teams)

    Thanks

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    1. gdog2244
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Bthen c then a

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    2. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      your welcome

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    3. Spencer
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 5 months ago

      Aguero and Graham

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  30. JCrosbie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 5 months ago

    on the sky sports game....is it still a dgw? ....as should i captain torres?

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