The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
3 November 2012 1482 comments
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Twenty-four hours ago, today’s stroll looked to be routine: another dawdle down familiar paths accompanied by the press boys’ friendly banter. Yesterday’s news from Stamford Bridge changed all that.

In just a few weeks, Juan Mata has gone from cutting the figure of a failing, peripheral fantasy asset, to one that could suddenly shape our seasons. The news of twanged hamstrings, making him a major doubt for today’s trip to Swansea sent shockwaves, with those who have leapt upon his rapidly rising stock suffering an unforeseen kick in the breadbasket.

Over 100,000 Fantasy Premier League managers acquired the Spaniard in the last seven days – another 20,000 swiftly ejected him once Roberto Di Matteo had brought us the news. Evidence again, of just how early transfers can sting when events conspire against us; the urge to catch Mata’s continued rise in value looks to have come at a price.

There’s little comfort to be had amongst this morning’s press. Only the Guardian give Mata a sniff of making the Chelsea cut, with the other sources handing starts to Victor Moses or Oriol Romeu in Di Matteo’s Liberty lineup.

The aching pain of Mata’s likely absence may well be palpable now but, without him, there’s little guarantee that Chelsea will find the legs or fluidity to break down a confident Swansea side. Eden Hazard has the opportunity to underline his importance to the Blues and restore his superiority over Mata as a Fantasy asset but it’s a hefty task. The Belgian’s failing would certainly hand the Spaniard’s owners a sugary compliment to Friday’s bitter pill.

Elsewhere, our attentions are drawn to Old Trafford where Robin Van Persie faces his former employees and a likely torrent of dissent from the traveling Arsenal faithful. There could be similar barracking aimed in his direction across the lounges of Fantasy managers: those without the Dutchman will be desperately hoping that Wayne Rooney will crash the party and rob Van Persie of further returns that would see him go on confirming himself as the most wanted FPL asset. It’s an intriguing start to the day and one that could, almost immediately decide the prosperity of our Gameweek.

Mercifully, there is little conjecture amongst the morning teamsheets in the press. Once again the City lineup splits most, with the majority going with a Carlos Tevez/ Sergio Aguero partnership at Upton Park. The Sun have opted for Tevez with Edin Dzeko, with no start for Aguero; it’s the reverse in the Telegraph with Tevez dropping out. Newcastle’s Demba Ba appears in all the predicted lineups bar the Sun, while Carlos Cuellar looks nailed on according the press, despite unsettling talk of a hamstring problem. Romelu Lukaku, tipped for a start over Shane Long in both the Sun and the Times, could yet be an unlikely source of points in Monday’s floodlit clash.

That seems a world away with under an hour to go before we commit our squads. Right now, there will doubtless be plenty of Fantasy managers hoping for little more than damage limitation in the next 48-hours. The scenario of going into the Gameweek with a redundant Mata and without Van Persie in attack is unsettling and clearly hands those better placed the opportunity to earn a dramatic points swing.

There will be plenty viewing today’s events from behind the sofa, cowering like some seventies tot, scared witless by the Cybermen. They will hope that the events of this weekend pass without the spectacular, or least that it arrives from unlikely sources and not from the gilded talents of Hazard and Van Persie.

It’s strange how one fateful twist of tired sinew can strike fear and have us yearning for the ordinary and uneventful. It’s one of the darker sides of this game we love.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. The Bandit
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    Why would anyone remove the armband from RVP? That's why you have a VC...

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    1. Smakies
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      but my vc is on mata

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      1. Ings on the up
        • 14 Years
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        that might need changing

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    2. little_wizard123
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      Because he's bound to come on if he doesn't start, so people might not want a 30 mins cameo captain 🙂

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  2. YingYang
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    Obviously alot of people don't know Lineker's sense of humour!

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    1. Ings on the up
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      +1

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  3. whoracle
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    So no RVP in the Man Utd's starting line up today?

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    1. MICHELIN
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      I don't buy that.

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    2. Gnubuntu
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      Evidence?

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    3. MJ6987
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      According to the BBC.

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      1. Doesn't Mata
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        link?

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      2. Tin of Directors
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        FROM THE BBC: United forward Robin van Persie should start against his old club

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        1. MJ6987
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          How recent is that news though?

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    4. heartsattack
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      I think that is incorrect. I

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    5. the axolotl
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      do you think it's time to start cracking eachother's heads open and feed on the goo inside?

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  4. MICHELIN
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Repost from surgery:

    Demel->Cuellar with a FT, or just play Gorkss and save transfer?
    Cuellar is of no use in GWs 11 and 12, and Demel could be a good asset to have come GW12 and STO fixture. Any additional thoughts would be appreciated.

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  5. NATSTER
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    Ok. Thanks for your comment above. Again..

    Mata -> Valencia ... Yes or No?

    Note: I have Hazard too.

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    1. ILOVEBAPS
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      No!! Knee Jerk

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    2. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Thinking about it myself for a hit. Could pay off . . .

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      1. ksmith5666
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        This is where i'm going too!!

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  6. Gubborr
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    Wisdom or Cameron? Already got Bego.

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    1. Demelbrush
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      cameron. I'm doubling up too.

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    2. ...---...
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      I've got the exact same dilemma. Personally, I'm doubling up with Stoke because I reckon Norman is a poor game away from being back in the reserves.

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  7. cbruzon
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    PLEASE HELP! Here’s my team, made no transfers this week ans unsure which goalie to put and also whcih defender. Any advice?

    Jussi or schwarzee
    Mcauley, Gallas, and then need to decide between Ivanovic or Baines
    Hazard, sterling, yaya toure, pienaar,
    RVP, Ba, Pobregneyak

    Thanks!

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    1. MICHELIN
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      Schwarzer and Baines.

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      1. cbruzon
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        Thanks! Thats my plan i think

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  8. Kanus hat trick
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    I can confirm van Persie was on the bus. The Manchester United squad has just arrived at Old Trafford and the Dutchman clearly got off the bus, stumbled, fell...and his head rolled off

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    1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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      🙂

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  9. Miro
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    Please rate my Giroud (C) idea :

    A) Genius
    B) Interesting
    C) Bold
    D) Silly
    E) Desperate
    F) Idiotic
    G) “Please get your head out of your arse!”
    H) … (Fill in yourself)

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    1. stufail
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      iv)

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    2. Crouchy
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      H) .............

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    3. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      H)GLHF

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    4. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      E

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    5. Naboo
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      Looking at your lack of options I'd say E

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    6. Gnubuntu
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      EF
      Desperately idiotic. 😛

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  10. Super-Hans
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    Mark;
    What do the newspapers say about the Sunderland line up? Will Phil Bardsley start for the first time this season?

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    1. McEwan
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      Ive taken him in this morning. Dont see why he wont, gardner was filling as they had no fit right backs. Nailed on today imo

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    2. the axolotl
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      guardian has him in

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      1. Super-Hans
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        Cheers, guys.

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  11. Flying Assassins
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Who is everyone captaining?

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    1. denial
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      God.

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  12. Ings on the up
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    A) Begovic and Rafael (to replace Friedel, Lescott) or B) keep Lescott with Mignolet and Shawcross (to replace Friedel and Hangeland)

    If Lescott doesn't play I'll change him next week e.g. Rafael

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  13. Your Mum's Athletic
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    NO RVP, EVERYONE PANIC!!!!

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    1. Wings of Steel
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      source?

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      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        gary lineker twitter, didnt travel on team bus, probably a load of bollox...... probably lol

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  14. Jafooli
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    No links please, just words........but where is a good place to look for a stream of the Utd vs Arsenal game?

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    1. Ings on the up
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      maybe the on the first row

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    2. stufail
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      On the internet.

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    3. blue cheese
      • 14 Years
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      Always sit in the First Row for Sports

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      1. Jafooli
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        13 years, 1 month ago

        Cheers Nitin & Thomas. Never seem to get it to work, just ad's counting down. Do I need to sign up or something?

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        1. Ings on the up
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          13 years, 1 month ago

          try different links on the site

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        2. blue cheese
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          Nah, wait.

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        3. Jafooli
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          13 years, 1 month ago

          Cheers guys, so it's just trial and error and keep trying and waiting, correct?

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    4. super zlatan
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      Buy sky sports u tight sod

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      1. Jafooli
        • 13 Years
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        I will when I move into my new apartment next week SZ, one week only for me....

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        1. super zlatan
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          Only joking. Not sure of streams. But u can pop round to mine and watch it. I have plenty of beer.

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          1. Jafooli
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            13 years, 1 month ago

            Thanks for the invite, I'm in Singapore so not sure it would be worth it. Enjoy the beers and good GW luck.....

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    5. jone-Z
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      vipbox

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  15. Wings of Steel
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Theres no actual source for this RVP stuff right???

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      only gary linkekar's eyeballs

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    2. stufail
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      RVP tweeted it himself. He's still in bed.

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      1. YingYang
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        13 years, 1 month ago

        He loves his saturday morning lie in that boy 🙂

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        1. stufail
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          Lazy.

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    3. Demelbrush
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      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Yeah, he hung up the phone to Sir Alex this morning with the words "I score when I like AND I sleep when I like"

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  16. dylan
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    who should i sub out of ,ben-arfa, lambert and sterling????!!!!!

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    1. MCH
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      Depends who else you have. I have beched Barfa ahead of Sterling but I have Ba.

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  17. Killitzer
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Morning all

    Good or bad move?

    Mata and Ba for Rooney and Gera?

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    1. Demelbrush
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      bad. very bad.

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      1. Demelbrush
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        assuming you mean transfer

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  18. Optimus.
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    rvp to chamakh(c) done..cant have a 13m+ risk in my team

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    1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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      Lol...!

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    2. Crouchy
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      +1 finally someone who talks sense

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  19. Mikei
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    2 FT
    Gervinho and Yaya out/Bale and Taarabt(Sterling) in? Or anyone for 5,8?
    Begovic
    Rafael Ivanovic Riise
    Hazard Bale? Taarabt? Routledge
    Suarez RvP Berba
    Thanks for you advice. 🙂

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  20. OPTA FPL
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    1p cameo for RVP? last 15 mins

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    1. stufail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Captain, so I'll get 2 points. #willtakethat

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  21. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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    Team, subs and captain good to go?

    Foster
    Baines Cuellar Rafael
    Sterling Bale(vc) Cazorla Michu
    Van Persie(c) Berbatov Ba

    subs - Begovic, Maloney, Santon, Demel

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    1. Billy Gilmore
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      RVP(c)? You mad? 😉 😆

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    2. Puzzle
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      y

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    3. Waldaz
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      Yeah, at least I hope so!

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  22. isacki: full casual
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    Optimistic, but any extra news today on Ba, Mata or Cuellar?

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    1. blue cheese
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      Ba 70-30 according to Pardew

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  23. Pinoche
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    OMG RVP

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    1. Tin of Directors
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      What have you heard??

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      1. MCH
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        I thought everyone had heard?

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  24. Lizard Lips
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Dr Rog has the best team I've yet to see. Seems to have bought the players all at the right time, genius.

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  25. ProfessorS
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Seems the Lineker tweet was just a joke, appears to be the general consensus on the old Twitter dot com

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  26. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    I have

    Fed (qpr)
    and
    Foster (SOU)

    Thinking of starting Fed, if he doesn't start Foster will auto in... sound good?

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    1. Cheeseoid
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      Nah. I wouldn't

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  27. Hay Number 2
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    Anyone else sticking the captaincy on bale?

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    1. MCH
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      Well now RVP is 100% out for the next 6 months I think it is the best option.

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  28. Piggs Boson
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    This is why i captained Bale. Something like this was inevitable.

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    1. MCH
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      That people would overreact to a meaningless tweet?

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  29. snowman
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    guys who to start cameron or a cole?

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    1. ...---...
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      Thought I read somewhere that Nat King was doubtful anyway?

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  30. cechmate
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    Ugh can't believe Bale is my best captaincy choice! He always lets me down with the armband. Anyone thinking of Aguero?

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