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21 April 2013 3775 comments
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Park the lawnmower and throw the kid next door a fiver to clean the car. Let nothing tear you away from the couch as Sunday presents a double bill that will surely keep us out of the sunshine, warmed only by the rays of our telly screens.

It all starts at White Hart Lane, where Spurs take on Man City in what looks a vital encounter for Andre Villas-Boas’ side. With rivals Arsenal stealing a somewhat unconvincing march on third with the win at Fulham, it’s over to Tottenham to see if they can navigate past second-placed City to earn a precious three points. As for Roberto Mancini’s side, they’re surely fighting for pride, regardless of the maths at the top of the table.

The big news from the Lane is that Gareth Bale is fit to start for Tottenham after making a rapid recovery from an ankle injury. Aaron Lennon misses out altogether, though, and with Jermain Defoe taking his place on the bench, Villas-Boas hands Clint Dempsey and Gylfi Sigurdsson places in the attacking midfield three behind Emmanuel Adebayor.

For City, Sergio Aguero only makes the bench and David Silva misses out altogether due to a hamstring problem sustained in the recent Manchester derby. Mancini opts for Carlos Tevez and Edin Dzeko up top and brings back the likes of Pablo Zabaleta, Matija Nastasic and Gael Clichy after resting the trio in the midweek match with Wigan.

That ample lunchtime treat is followed up by a trip to Anfield for the four o’clock kick-off, as Rafa Benitez returns to the venue of former glories. His Chelsea lineup take on a Liverpool side that’s stuttered of late and with Luis Suarez blanking in the last four, Fantasy managers will be looking for the Uruguayan to get back on track, although Daniel Sturridge, against his former club today, will also be looking to crash the party.

Our Dugout Discussion chatroom has been fired up and is ready to take you right through to the evening roast.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Sun Jihai
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    GIF of ze bite: http://i.minus.com/inzFvH1Zh8JIF.gif

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    1. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Yum, yum..........sorry scum, scum.....

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      1. Jafooli
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        ....commentator just said he'll be banned for the season now....

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    2. NATSTER
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Umm..

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  2. Yes Don
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Ivanovic's arm must be make of cheese.

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    1. Yes Don
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      *made

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    2. Vasty Deep
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      white choc

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      1. Yes Don
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        rats prefer cheese

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        1. Captain Shirokov
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          😀

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        2. Champy
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          No Mars bar for rat catching.

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  3. Vasty Deep
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Wow, some skill from hazard there

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  4. The EJJ
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Liverpool's attack has been lacking bite but Suarez has done his best to remedy that.

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    1. Silly Sausage
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      I don't want to laugh but I did

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    2. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Them gnashers look like they could do some damage too. Ivanovic lucky to be alive!

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    3. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      😆

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  5. Balotellitubbies
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    It was an accident, Suarez is not that type of lad.

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    1. kraftwerker
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Sign of affection in Uruguay etc

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      1. Jafooli
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        😉

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  6. Twelve years a slave
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Defoe better option than Tevez has to be

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    1. NATSTER
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Will he get a chance to start?

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      1. Rafabio
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        After Ade's display and scoring, why not?

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        1. NATSTER
          • 15 Years
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          Just dunno much about AVB and seen Ade started the last four games.

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  7. Yes Don
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    He cannot get banned for that if Aguero escaped a ban for his lunge on Luiz last week.

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      He can and he will. Aguero should have been banned too.

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    2. Kagawa-san-mia
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      lol he tried to eat his hand

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    3. Thatsnotcricket
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Chalk and cheese, terrible comparison, and he obviously will get a ban when they look at it imo. Although I need a closer look myself.

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      • Mark
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 19 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        The difference here is that the referee acknowledged that Aguero incident by awarding a foul. The referee will not have seen the Suarez incident and therefore the FA can act without being see to overrule the decision of their official - it makes it far more likely that they will charge Suarez.

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    4. Bridge
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Suarez & Fellaini out for Bale & Tevez this week?

      DDG (McCarthy)
      Evra, Zabaleta, Sagna (Wilson, Mariappa)
      Michu, Fellaini, Walcott, Hazard (Sissoko)
      RVP, Suarez, Berbatov

      Then Sagna and Sissoko out for Vertonghen and Maloney for the DGW.

      Cheers!

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      1. Mr. O'Connell
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        no brainers!

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        1. Bridge
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Or Sissoko & Suarez out for Bale & Defoe this week (playing Fellaini home to Fulham and benching Berbatov) then Fellaini & Sagna out for Maloney and Vertonghen next....hmmm!

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    5. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Just seen the replay

      Wowweeee

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    6. Podge
      • 15 Years
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      Great run by Suarez

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      1. Bolt-on
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Be his last of the season

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    7. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Jesus Christ just saw the bite 😯

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      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Surprised Ivanovic didn't punch him.

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        1. Captain Shirokov
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Impressed that he didn't tbh.

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          1. Heytch
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            Ivan not a man you'd want to cross in a dark parking lot... good control in that mess of a situation

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          2. Call Me Old Fashioned
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            He must have known that if he retaliated on Suarez that he would been more likely to get a ban than Suarez.

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    8. Thatsnotcricket
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Will Suarez get a retrospective ban for that bite? Could be out for the rest of the season?

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        1. Yes Don
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          I'd say not, given Aguero's escape

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          1. SC not pearls before swine
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            Little bit different though. The ref called a foul on Aguero's "tackle," I don't think he saw Suarez's bite. Bet there's a ban

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            1. Yes Don
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              12 years, 9 months ago

              most probably, but the FA have got it all wrong. They're too hit and miss with their retrospective banning policy.

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              1. SC not pearls before swine
                • 15 Years
                12 years, 9 months ago

                For sure, Aguero not getting banned was a joke.

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          2. Thatsnotcricket
              12 years, 9 months ago

              You're obviously a Suarez owner I take it? FA couldn't let a blantant bite go unpunished surely.

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        2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Did Suarez remind anyone of a zombie attacking Ivan?

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          1. SamH123
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            yeah it reminded me a bit of the film "I am Legend", it's as though Suarez was affected by the virus :O

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        3. Paul Psychic Octopus
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Traces of Ivanovic found in Tesco lasagne

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          1. Jafooli
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            😛

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          2. Silly Sausage
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            HA! 🙂

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        4. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Hahahaahaha Suarez.

          Atleast we know Ivanovic wont vote for him.

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        5. UKG
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Suarez is such a cretinous little rat. Get out of my team!!! Aguero / Tevez or Kone?

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          1. Art Vandelay
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            Defoe.

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          2. MJ6987
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            or Lukaku?

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          3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            Tevez

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        6. FPL Daniel
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Well I asked the lads will I have 11 players this week if I save it. The community was really positive about my chances. But without Silva and Lamps things not looking good suddenly. All on Rppney and Jevans now. 🙁 Bad bad news

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          1. Lord Flashheart
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            Yup, it's our fault.

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        7. Art Vandelay
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Just saying Hello in Uruguayan.

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        8. Tibidabo
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Anyone have a gif of suarez biting?

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            1. MJ6987
              • 15 Years
              12 years, 9 months ago

              Can't see much from that

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          2. The Bandit
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            Top of page

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        9. octopuscaveman
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Suarez a victim of his own reputation again. If that was any other player nobody would bat an eyelid.

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          1. Mílanista
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            A reputation earned by doing things like biting people...

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          2. Art Vandelay
            • 15 Years
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            😆

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        10. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          #prayforIvanovic

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          1. Hybrid.power
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            He could have been killed

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        11. TeddiPonza
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          That's it..I'm funding Bale by downgrading Suarez to Tevez. He must get banned for this ehh??

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        12. Magumbo
          • 14 Years
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          suarez bite:

          http://postimg.org/image/73zy9ant1/

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        13. Wings of Steel
          • 15 Years
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          Did he actually bite him? I couldnt see from the angle just the pre-empt to a bite

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            1. NATSTER
              • 15 Years
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              I saw Ivanovic pushed Suarez in the box. Penalty appeal!!!

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        14. Burd Turglars
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          What a horrible bastaard. Forget a ban, if any of us did that on a Friday night in town we would do 18 months in jail.

          No doubt Rodgers and the Liverpool PR machine will say 'but he doesn't have a bad bone in his body'.

          Ban or not I'm selling on principle

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          1. Saint Domingo
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            +1

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          2. MJ6987
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            Aye, like calling Evra a N**** several times was "just a wee bit of banter"

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          3. Kagawa-san-mia
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            me too

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          4. Samwise the Brave
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            Bad "tooth", not bone

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        15. FPL Daniel
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          LOL at Downing

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        16. Call Me Old Fashioned
          • 15 Years
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          Really would not be surprised if the FA failed to give a ban after sinking their teeth into the video evidence.

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        17. Somalion
          • 16 Years
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          I can see the BR defence now

          "Luis didn't mean it, where he's from that's how you show you're friends with each other. All the players from South America do it, it's a cultural thing."

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        18. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Ivanovic, once bitten, twice shy 😯

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