634x258 Preamble
4 May 2013 2992 comments
Mark Mark
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When we finally make it over the line in just over a fortnight’s time, it’s likely that many of us will look back on the decisions made this week as the deciding factors in the final outcome.

Very rarely are we handed such an opportunity to “make or break” and while, on paper, such an opportunity should be greeted with open arms, so many of us will approach the double Gameweek with an uneasy feeling that we’ve gone too far or perhaps, just not far enough.

While we will count the cost of every transfer and ponder each move with care, on a balmy Friday evening, my thoughts turned to those tussling for the Fantasy Premier League crown. In many ways, for these guys, this double Gameweek is an unwanted gift.

It’s difficult to put ourselves in their shoes at this stage. When I consider the deliberation I’m put myself through from my humble position, it’s almost unfathomable to consider how a late double Gameweek scenario would play with my head if I was ever ranked amongst them.

Analysing the squads of the Scout League and overall top four, it becomes clear that the next few days looks set to make the difference. The FPL leader, Kelvin Travers, appears to have the edge. With seven double Gameweek players already settled in his lineup, he’s also invested three transfers, spending four more points which will surely take his tally to ten. With a current front three of Robin Van Persie, Rickie Lambert and Dimitar Berbatov, there will be no surprise if Carlos Tevez is one of those three drafted in.

The acquisition of Tevez would give Kelvin crucial coverage of a player who is already in all three of his nearest challengers. Julian Zipparo approaches the Gameweek with the Argentine and just three other double Gameweek players, a total likely to be extended to six after his two transfers. Like Kelvin, Julian has also taken a points hit.

With Matt Martyniak and “Evs” set to go into the weekend with six and seven double Gameweek assets each (as of Friday evening), it’s clear that Kelvin has a distinct advantage that we’d expect to translate into a decent gap going into Gameweek 37. However, he will also be pondering whether this position of strength will be exploited to the full or leave his squad options too narrow and vulnerable for the remaining two Gameweeks that follow.

There is another delicious ingredient tossed into the mix that give the chasing pack some hope, albeit a hugely risky one.

Gareth Bale is the overwhelmingly obvious captain candidate this week: turning your back on the Welshman and considering lesser alternatives looks to be a gamble that surpasses any number of points hits. I just wonder if any of those on Kelvin’s coattails will dare look beyond Bale in an attempt to cancel out the leader’s obvious double Gameweek advantage.

It’s a scenario we can surely apply to our own situations. There will be those, like myself, who are content with their lot and will baulk at the thought of any major risks. However, for those with little to lose and unlikely glory in sight, points hits and even a Bale alternative for the captaincy, presents a huge opportunity to make a difference. There’s little doubt that your mini-league leader will want you to captain Bale. Only the very brave will fail to comply. However, with just two Gameweeks to follow, this could be the last chance to throw the dice.

Kelvin and the legions of leaders will be looking down and hoping that nobody below dares take a risk. Those looking up will be pondering the benefits of doing so, whilst furiously attempting to calculate whether this really is their last opportunity to bridge the gap. Perhaps one or two differentials will be enough. Perhaps not.

Gameweek 36 presents a scenario that’s not for the faint of heart. A double Gameweek can squash the meek and punish the reckless. This one also looks determined to rip up the status quo.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Just wondered...My brother has panicked and done six transfers for -20...the root of it was playing his WC for GW33 and loading up with 11 DGWers that week...Anybody else fallen into the same trap ?

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      rival just went -20

      having gone -4 last week and brought in someone without a DGW.

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    2. Professor Abel X
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      The smart people went 9 DGW33, and 5/6 DGW36 back then

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        yup 😀

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      2. beric
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        😎

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      3. Dr Dream
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        yeah...mental note for next year...When DGW's are close together 6/7 is the least risky option.

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      4. reply fail
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        Yes, but it would be really stupid to include Alcaraz & Nasty

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    3. Bootsy: Snoddy's Reven…
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Similar for me...
      WC for 33, -16points for 36....
      My main problem was panic due to a poor GW last weekend.
      I held off on spreading the hits and getting Bale Mata etc in early...

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  2. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Bring it!

    http://i.imgur.com/E05Yvkp.png

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    1. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
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      hits?

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
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        Nil, Wildcard.

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        1. Your Mum's Athletic
          • 14 Years
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          NOICE

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    2. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Only 10 *sniggers*

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    3. beric
      • 13 Years
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      strong looking team

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    4. unoaime
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      12 years, 8 months ago

      Nice team, but how many hits?

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      1. Parm
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        • 14 Years
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        Wildcard.

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    5. /
      • 12 Years
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      -24

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
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        -0.

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    6. Zep
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Lovely jubbly...

      India FTW...

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Team predictor had me down for 146...

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        1. Zep
          • 15 Years
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          😯

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    7. Professor Abel X
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      • 13 Years
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      Great team!

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    8. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Nice!!
      Gud Luck

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    9. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      Lacks RVP 😮

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  3. Willis.
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Play Baines or Sagna?!

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    1. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Baines

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    2. beric
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      i went for baines

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    3. Professor Abel X
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      • 13 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Too late

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      1. DLL18
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Could be a different game.

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      2. Willis.
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        WHAT? Deadline's already passed? Did daylight savings just start over there? 😕

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    4. Zep
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Both have very strong home games in 37... play both... 😉

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    5. reply fail
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      12 years, 8 months ago

      Baines, WHU is a great fixture.

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    6. Absinthe Minded
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      next week? 😉

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  4. Professor Abel X
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Lloris

    Ridgewell Stam Cuellar Reid

    Bale Coutinho Silva Walcott

    Ba Podolski

    My PlayOn team for this week, it's hard. Anyone else playing?

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    1. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Pricing seems a tad harsh on defenders.

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      1. Professor Abel X
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        • 13 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        It's crazy, Andy Carroll third most expensive player for this week!

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    2. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Sir Ches
      Walker ShawX Senderos Kolarov
      Walcott Huddles McArthur Kankles
      Ba Podolski

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      1. Professor Abel X
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Nice front 2!

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        1. The Light Knight
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          Ta, your front 2 is only alright 😉

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    3. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Lloris
      Kolarov, Ridgewell, Stam, Bardsley
      Bale, Michu, Oscar, Silva
      Lukaku, Defoe

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      1. The Light Knight
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Lacking Gooners but nice

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  5. DonTheSpecialOne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Can't wait to see what my rivals has done.. Come ooooooooon!

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    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      So am I. He took a 16 point this week and he was already 16 points behind me!

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      1. DonTheSpecialOne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Sounds great! You go win that shiet

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  6. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    id love it if the game is still rvp most captained rvp most vc

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  7. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    superstitions this gw:
    1) colour co-ordinanted starting XI
    2) bale in the same spot a last gw where he got pretty lucky
    3) made sure i deleted my transfer in from my watchlist before he plays
    4) got rid of my benteke grav the day before the game as last time i've done with agger (12) and benteke (17) in the past week

    no dead animals yesterday

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    1. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      ...and I thought my pre-deadline wank was too much

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      1. Dago
        • 15 Years
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        ha ha ha ha

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      2. Tommytour
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Save some of that for the Tevguero show later

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        1. Chris_White
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          😉

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      3. Count of Monte Hristo
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        😆 😆

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    2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      you have OCD?

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    3. reply fail
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      I did 1) Berbs in, Wally on the bench.

      Killed 3 sheep this morning.

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      1. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        lol, if it got to a point where we started killing animals ourselves for luck

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    4. Declan-
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Oops 😳 Bale is somewhere else for me 🙁 Well if he does well for you he'll do well for me 🙂

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      1. Tommytour
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Bales better floating around the pitch

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    5. Zep
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      I wouldn't call it a superstition, more OCD tendencies, but I like to order my team from most expensive to the least expensive at the beginning of the season...

      I try to keep it like that, but obviously it's very hard to maintain... I admit I have lost out on some TV by swapping around players in a WC just so they match up to the pattern...

      Quite sad, I know... but I can't help it, I like things to be organised... 😀

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        I usually did that, always ordered Van Persie, then Suarez, then Berbatov/Lambert.

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  8. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Anyone else got Stam 😯

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    1. lets av em
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Dafuq

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    2. DonTheSpecialOne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Nay

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    3. beric
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      benched in the doubles team

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    4. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Japp Stam

      Legend

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  9. lets av em
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Rvp, you are now dead to me.

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    1. Crouch Potato!
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      He will have fun haunting you.

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  10. simonbigron
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    I'm top of my £200 mini league by 20 pts. My nearest rival and I took a 4 point burn. The guy 50 behind us in 3rd just made a last minute 8pt burn. This 3rd place guy has finished in the top 2k the last 3 years and I think he may have just played his hand. Bricking it...

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  11. footyjuana
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    How long does it take to update:(!!!!

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    1. lets av em
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      normally another 5/10mins i say

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    2. kaz 96
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Are you playing this for the first time?

      -rep

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      1. footyjuana
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Oh nooo!!! -rep

        My life is ruined now!! NOT

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    3. Declan-
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      any minute

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  12. Tommytour
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Season defining week?

    Good Luck all! #TeamIndia

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    1. Zep
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Absolutely, my last chance to take a leap achieve a decent rank this year...

      Good luck...

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  13. beric
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    all of a sudden the comments are back to normal speed

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  14. Count of Monte Hristo
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Do clowns scare anyone here? I don't mind them.

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx39yeItWP1r4ghkoo1_500.gif

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    1. kaz 96
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      This is a tad pointless

      -rep

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      1. Declan-
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

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        1. Bolt-on
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          +4

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      2. Count of Monte Hristo
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        A bit like every single one of your posts.

        reprobate

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      3. footyjuana
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        get a life mate!

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      4. Grumpy Camel
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        I'm enjoying your work kaz.

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    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Shitting my pants.

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      1. Count of Monte Hristo
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Benteke would have him.

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    3. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      only that one

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    4. Zep
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      I watched IT the clown film when I was younger...

      I still don't like standing on the drain when I have a shower... 😉

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      1. Count of Monte Hristo
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Haha brilliant

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    5. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      My wife hates them. So does my 7yr old son.

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    6. reply fail
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Actually, that one did scare me 25 years ago.

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  15. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    • 16 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Kaz is on fire. 😆

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    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      The master of wit and repartee... 🙄

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      1. Crouch Potato!
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Lets get back to the subject of Kaz shall we.

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    2. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      If only

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    3. kaz 96
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Feed the troll

      +rep

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    4. Crouch Potato!
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Well don't put the fecker out!

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      1. kaz 96
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        My own team mate truning against me?

        -rep

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        1. Crouch Potato!
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          Just character building! 😉

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    5. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      -rep

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    6. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Ignore the fool. He'll wither and die.

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  16. Absinthe Minded
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Does anyone else here use http://totalfpl.com/rivals to keep track of teams during a game week?
    I fecking love it 🙂

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      No

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      1. Chu Young Ping Pong
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        😯

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    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      I hav kno rivals. 🙁

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    3. Declan-
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      I don't but it looks good

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      1. Absinthe Minded
        • 15 Years
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        It's excellent
        http://i.imgur.com/e9eqyWT.png
        any time you want to view at a glance
        I put yours in here.....

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  17. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Bale most captained 😯

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    1. stufail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Surprising given the dead teams!

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    2. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Not surprising but unusual to not see RVP most capatained

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  18. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    What do people think is the average hit count this GW? -8?

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    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      -6.66

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      1. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        The number of the beast must mean monkey boys Tevez and Bale in for storming GW

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    2. Declan-
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      I took -8 anyway

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      1. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Yeah, me too. -8 Is very big for me as I never usually do more than one hit.

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  19. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Alternative pre-match preamble

    Mark: You see, folks, a DGW is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman...

    😯

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Most on here won't know what that's like.

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        WHATEVER! PENIS UP, GAME UPDATED!!!

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  20. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    FPL back online!!

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    1. Zep
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Not for me... 🙁

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      1. Zep
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        Cancel that... 😀

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  21. Declan-
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Updated

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  22. lets av em
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Its updated

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  23. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Bale most(c), Tevez most(vc)

    1.6m transfers made; 15k WC's played.

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    1. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Woo part of that 15k
      Hi 5

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 8 months ago

          still my favourite gif

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  24. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    So my rival did a 16 point hit but we still have 7 of the same players!

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  25. Stats King-@football2space
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    BALE MOST CAPTAINED TEVEZ MOST VC...............! GAME ONNNNNNNNNNNNN!

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  26. TorresMagic™
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    • 16 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Top 10 all captain Bale....

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    1. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Time to reel them in 😉

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    2. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Easy captain this week, not captaining him is insane. A Gareth Bale DGW is gold dust.

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    3. reply fail
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Hoppa, top-10 here I come!

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  27. unoaime
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    OH ***ING ****.

    SOME HOW MY CAPTAIN ENDED UP ON MATA. WHAT THE ****!?

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    1. unoaime
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.

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    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Hacked.

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    3. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      😎

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    4. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Could be worse

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    5. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      Was it an alcohol influenced decision? It could work out, there are worse captain choices out there this week.

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  28. TorresMagic™
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    • 16 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Tevez doing well = new #1.

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  29. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    I'm so pumped for this gameweek 😀

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    1. unoaime
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      I was. Not any ****ing more.

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  30. beric
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 8 months ago

    Me: Aguero, Benteke, Zaba, Baines, Dawson, Robles +75
    Rival: Ba, Defoe, McCauley, Sagna, Kompany, Hart

    Can he catch me this year?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      he's definitely got some good differentials but I'd say you are ok

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    2. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 8 months ago

      No way.

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