634x258 Preamble
19 May 2013 4015 comments
Mark Mark
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The final day drama may be restricted to affairs in North London but in our world, every pass, shot and goal that takes place can make an impact.

With both the title race and relegation battles settled, Fantasy managers face an uncomfortable scenario, a new brand of uncertainty. There’s little need to stretch every sinew or go for the jugular: many of today’s teams can hold back, experiment and see out a result over the last ten minutes. While normally on the final day, we’d rip up the form book – right now, we’re unsure whether to toss it aside or use it as a firm foundation for our decision making.

Against this backdrop, we have to assess the merits of gambling with our lineups. Often an advocate of positive action – I’m looking at my starting XI and struggling to find a weakness to drive me to a radical change.

Admittedly, the lack of Liverpool attacking coverage is alarming me somewhat. Brendan Rodgers’ side look destined for considerable joy with QPR on the Anfield slab and Philippe Coutinho and Daniel Sturridge scrubbing up. We’re all expecting that pair to inflict a ruthless final insult on Harry Redknapp’s side and yet, by spending four points on either of those prime assets, I’m reliant on double figure returns without the safety net of Gameweeks to follow. Tough.

Mini-league glory is out of reach for me so, if my own quandary seems excruciating, I can only spare a thought for those contesting at the very top of the Fantasy Premier League. On a day when they need maximum effort and “to the death” exertions from their players, they’re readying themselves for the frustration of blanks and limited pitch-time, whilst desperately trying to calculate whether their differentials will be enough to bridge gaps, or if there’s the need to gamble on point hits.

Today’s teamsheets are perhaps the least of their worries, with the hope that rotation will take a back-seat as Premier League managers play their strongest suit. There are, however, some uncertainties hanging over us.

After Frank Lampard delivered so spectacularly at Villa Park last weekend, the press boys seem unsure on his start against Everton at the Bridge. Both The Daily Mail and The Sun make the decision to omit Lampard from their predicted midfields. Similarly, they’re torn on the City strike pairing with Aguero absent in The Telegraph, The Sun and The Times.

The United lineups, meanwhile, are skewed by the presence of Chris Smalling when only yesterday reports confirmed that the defender has undergone an operation that will keep him out until the pre-season. Smalling is a presence in many of the press lineups when, in reality, Antonio Valencia now looks likely to earn the right-back berth at the Hawthorns. Danny Welbeck could now start on the flank, with Javier Hernendez and Robin Van Persie partnered once again. Right now, only the Guardian have the “Little Pea” in their lineup and, for some reason, they omit Van Persie : surely an oversight.

With the likes of Ramires and Rafael finding their way into various teamsheets, despite suspensions, the reliability of the press predictions seem more haywire than ever. Typically, then, on a day of such uncertainty, there’s little or no clarity available from those supposedly “in the know”.

We’re on our own. On a day of destiny, we have to put our fate in the hands of those who, in the main, have already concluded their business and are edging towards the fairways and Dubai beaches with every kick.

For many, the drama will fail to reach the intensity of previous seasons but us Fantasy managers are always in reach or vulnerable to an “Aguero moment”. That’s one big reason why Fantasy Football is so compelling and why, right to the end, we’re strapped in and anticipating the twists and turns ahead.

While there’s little at stake in my world, I can only wish those at the mercy of today’s events the best of luck and a comfortable ride. Thanks for your company. See you next season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
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    12 years, 6 months ago

    Fran and Gentlemen!

    I hereby present the inaugral 2013 Puffinboy Memorial Cup to EVS, a fine and deserving winner of this sought after prize!

    http://imgur.com/jxKpiww

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    1. Evs
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      Lol, we got a GW left 🙂 !

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      1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
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        You won it weeks ago man. Enjoy!

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      2. Declan-
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        Because someone is going to catch you 🙄 😉

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    2. Joga Bonito®
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      That's one hell of a trophy

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  2. Pratik
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    @Milanista - Any awesome suggestions this week? I'm gonna do Davies->Evra in that 1 FT unless you have some better idea?

    Hart
    Davies / Johnson / Dawson
    Walcott / Michu / Lampard / Bale (c)
    Sturridge (vc) / Aguero / Tevez

    Bunn / Maloney / Pearce / Sagna

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    1. LewanGOALski
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      I'd go for Reina

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      1. LewanGOALski
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        reply fail, sorry ;p

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    2. Mílanista
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      Utd will be in holiday mode. Would much prefer Vert

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      1. Call me sir Alex
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        holiday mode for wba too:))

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      2. Pratik
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        Cheers

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  3. karankachiefs
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    Which keeper is the best to have for this GW? Hart or Reina?

    Have DDG and no other keeper so it's hardly nothing lost if they only get a 2 pointer.

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    1. SW6
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      Had the same problem. I went Hart

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      1. Funkyav
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        Currently weighing up same thing...

        I have Kompany in def and still tempted by Hart so perhaps he is the stronger option if you dont have liv/city defenders...

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        1. SW6
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          Yep have Clichy as well. Gotta take a risk on the final week 😉

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    2. Sean.
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      riena

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    3. Pratik
      • 16 Years
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      Hart

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    4. Joga Bonito®
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      • 14 Years
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      I got Reina in.

      BTW guessing you're form Boro, I watched Ravonelli a few times at the Riverside and he has to be the biggest %&@^£$^ I've ever seen. If I was a linesman i'd have beaten him to death with my flag... decent player though ha.

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      1. karankachiefs
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        I have kompany already so leaning towards Reina.

        Joga he was a legend that season, 31 goals. We had the shittest defence in the history of the premier league and still went down haha.

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  4. Owd Big 'Ed
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    I've taken a punt on Dzeko. I reckon he's due a cheeky start, or failing that he's likely to come on and grab a goal when Norwich are tired.

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  5. LewanGOALski
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    Play Demel (RDG) or Baines (che) ??

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    1. Epic Fail
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      Baines.

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    2. Dago
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      ha ha ha what a season Demel has had, never thought someone would have question that!

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  6. Captain Shirokov
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    Great article.

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    1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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      Agreed. *sniffs* last preamble of the season . . . 🙁

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      1. Joga Bonito®
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        Why are you sniffing the preamble... this final GW fuss has gone to your head .

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  7. McSauce
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    santi or coutinho????

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    1. Louis
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      Coutinho has the better fixture

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  8. EL TANO
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    Michu vs mata
    Who has more points in them?

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    1. Epic Fail
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      Mata.

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      1. rvp786
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        MICHU

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        1. Epic Fail
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          MATA

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          1. rvp786
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            haha lol

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          2. ZaKNaFeiN
            • 13 Years
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            BOTH!!

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  9. TorresMagic™
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    Even the trains know about FPL.

    http://www.torresmagic.webs.com/one.jpg

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    1. kaz 96
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      lol

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    2. Robe Wan
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      Lol

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    3. Epic Fail
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      Getting slightly creepy now 😯

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        😆

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    4. Bootsy: Snoddy's Reven…
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      Tidy work I like it

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    5. Declan-
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      Here's hoping 🙂

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  10. kaz 96
    • 14 Years
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    Now i'm being told by the management that the "hit" i took made them drop me, especially after i told them i didn't take any hits

    Truth: I had 2 freebies, and didn't take any hits.

    #Conspiracy

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      😯

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    2. Ash
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      LOL

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  11. tw
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    should I watch the arsenal game or the spurs game? 😕

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    1. Robe Wan
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      Both

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    2. Epic Fail
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      Both.

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    3. LewanGOALski
      • 14 Years
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      depends who your captain is 😀

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    4. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
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      SOT vs STO is going to be a classic 😉

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      1. Jafooli
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        *SOU vs STK

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    5. For Fuchs Sake
      • 15 Years
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      Spurs will be more intense atmosphere, going with that, but the back button may break today 🙂

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  12. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Has the free beer & pizza arrived yet?

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  13. ValterPereira
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    • 14 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Hello everyone! I could use a little help here. I’ve Rickie Lambert on my team, which is in doubt to play, and 20 points lead in my mini-league. Should I take a hit to replace him, considering my bench options sucks (Guthrie, Wilkinson and Hill)?

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    1. Robe Wan
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      I think not

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      1. ValterPereira
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        ty

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    2. Declan-
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      Play Rickie.

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      1. ValterPereira
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        ty

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    3. Pen_Pal
      • 13 Years
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      Yes I would Swy always get maximum points in any given week so if there's a better striker do it.

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      1. ValterPereira
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        The problem is I believe Lambert has a chance of scoring nicely if he plays, so I will probably keep him...

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  14. Pen_Pal
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Nasri (-4) to

    A coutinho
    B Dempsey

    Need 14 points

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    1. Robe Wan
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      I'm keeping Nasri instead of a hit

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      1. Pen_Pal
        • 13 Years
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        The danger is he might not start

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  15. kaz 96
    • 14 Years
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    The selection was fair and square. It was the hit that you've taken (and the fact you didn't tell us about it... you said "no hits" in you email) which swung the decision.

    Vets on hotmail

    I didn't take any hits.....

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  16. Göz
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    AGHH! Kone or Carroll for -4?!!?!?

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    1. Trigg ⭐️
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      Who for? Maybe neither!

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    2. For Fuchs Sake
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      Bentekke out I'm assuming? I'd go Carroll

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  17. Trigg ⭐️
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    Chasing 23 points ... is it worth the risk to get a 'keeper in?

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  18. Louis
    • 13 Years
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    DDG (Bunn)
    Clichy Vertonghen Sagna (Davies Pearce)
    Mata Bale Nasri Walcott (Guthrie)
    RVP Sturridge Tevez

    Looking at doing DDG -> Reina with my free transfer.
    Anything better to do with 1,0 in bank ????

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  19. UKG
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Anyone else benching Felliani and or Baines? Feels wrong…

    Robles

    Zaba Demel vert

    Bale (vc) Coutinho Maloney Walcott

    RVP Sturridge (c) Tevez

    DDG Felliani Baines Wilson

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    1. Robe Wan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
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      Never bench Baines. Fellaini will sit de today. Osman injured

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  20. Steiner
    • 14 Years
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    Mignolet
    Bassong, Jones, Sagna, Zabaleta
    Bale, Maloney, Michu,Hazard
    Lambert, Van Persie, Dzeko
    Subs: Federici, Britton, Demel,

    Thinking Hazard >Walcott. Lambert > Agbonlahor

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  21. no1baj
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Fellani to Michu for -4, chasing a 40 point lead?
    Already doing Hazard to Lampard

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    1. Dago
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      yes

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    2. Sean.
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      go for it

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  22. Dago
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    RVP 786 - Good luck today mate, what rank you currently?

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  23. Epic Fail
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    I'm thinking of purposely going without Sturridge. Damn these last few mintues.

    I need a slap.

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    1. Steiner
      • 14 Years
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      I cant afford him as well as wally otherwise id get him

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    2. Evans
      • 13 Years
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      Slap

      Get him in...

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    3. Robe Wan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
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      Sturridge a must this week epic

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      1. Steiner
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        Its Sturridge or wally i cant get both

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  24. Pratik
    • 16 Years
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    @Mark - Awesome! You linked my page in the preamble! Just noticed now that I started reading

    (those contesting at the very top - precisely.me/fpl/overall

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    1. kaz 96
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      Good work Pratik

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    2. Declan-
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      I'll be glued to it come 4pm 🙂

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      1. Evans
        • 13 Years
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        Same here

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  25. EL TANO
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Mata to Michu or lamps?
    Quick!

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    1. Kingston
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      Why on earth would you do mata to lamps?

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  26. Lord Flashheart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Ok, the final question - first to three wins!

    Bench one

    Kone
    Mata
    Lampard

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    1. Ash
      • 13 Years
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      Lamp

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    2. Kingston
      • 15 Years
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      Lampard. Tough one though

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  27. Zweeps
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    Aguero to carroll/rvp for a hit or keep him?

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  28. Evans
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    Jobs a good'un

    Sturridge in - Berbatov - Out

    Armband - Bale

    Evs to win FPL

    Arsenal for Fourth .... If not third

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  29. potatoace
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    • 14 Years
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    over these past few months the Preamble has become my favourite article.
    more of this please Mark.
    cheers

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      same

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    2. Robe Wan
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      +1

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  30. For Fuchs Sake
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    Clyne or Demel?

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