634x258 Preamble
19 May 2013 4015 comments
Mark Mark
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The final day drama may be restricted to affairs in North London but in our world, every pass, shot and goal that takes place can make an impact.

With both the title race and relegation battles settled, Fantasy managers face an uncomfortable scenario, a new brand of uncertainty. There’s little need to stretch every sinew or go for the jugular: many of today’s teams can hold back, experiment and see out a result over the last ten minutes. While normally on the final day, we’d rip up the form book – right now, we’re unsure whether to toss it aside or use it as a firm foundation for our decision making.

Against this backdrop, we have to assess the merits of gambling with our lineups. Often an advocate of positive action – I’m looking at my starting XI and struggling to find a weakness to drive me to a radical change.

Admittedly, the lack of Liverpool attacking coverage is alarming me somewhat. Brendan Rodgers’ side look destined for considerable joy with QPR on the Anfield slab and Philippe Coutinho and Daniel Sturridge scrubbing up. We’re all expecting that pair to inflict a ruthless final insult on Harry Redknapp’s side and yet, by spending four points on either of those prime assets, I’m reliant on double figure returns without the safety net of Gameweeks to follow. Tough.

Mini-league glory is out of reach for me so, if my own quandary seems excruciating, I can only spare a thought for those contesting at the very top of the Fantasy Premier League. On a day when they need maximum effort and “to the death” exertions from their players, they’re readying themselves for the frustration of blanks and limited pitch-time, whilst desperately trying to calculate whether their differentials will be enough to bridge gaps, or if there’s the need to gamble on point hits.

Today’s teamsheets are perhaps the least of their worries, with the hope that rotation will take a back-seat as Premier League managers play their strongest suit. There are, however, some uncertainties hanging over us.

After Frank Lampard delivered so spectacularly at Villa Park last weekend, the press boys seem unsure on his start against Everton at the Bridge. Both The Daily Mail and The Sun make the decision to omit Lampard from their predicted midfields. Similarly, they’re torn on the City strike pairing with Aguero absent in The Telegraph, The Sun and The Times.

The United lineups, meanwhile, are skewed by the presence of Chris Smalling when only yesterday reports confirmed that the defender has undergone an operation that will keep him out until the pre-season. Smalling is a presence in many of the press lineups when, in reality, Antonio Valencia now looks likely to earn the right-back berth at the Hawthorns. Danny Welbeck could now start on the flank, with Javier Hernendez and Robin Van Persie partnered once again. Right now, only the Guardian have the “Little Pea” in their lineup and, for some reason, they omit Van Persie : surely an oversight.

With the likes of Ramires and Rafael finding their way into various teamsheets, despite suspensions, the reliability of the press predictions seem more haywire than ever. Typically, then, on a day of such uncertainty, there’s little or no clarity available from those supposedly “in the know”.

We’re on our own. On a day of destiny, we have to put our fate in the hands of those who, in the main, have already concluded their business and are edging towards the fairways and Dubai beaches with every kick.

For many, the drama will fail to reach the intensity of previous seasons but us Fantasy managers are always in reach or vulnerable to an “Aguero moment”. That’s one big reason why Fantasy Football is so compelling and why, right to the end, we’re strapped in and anticipating the twists and turns ahead.

While there’s little at stake in my world, I can only wish those at the mercy of today’s events the best of luck and a comfortable ride. Thanks for your company. See you next season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Back on the horse
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    I think the preamble is my favourite article.

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    1. Mr. Perfectionist
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Almost all here will agree.

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  2. SuperOsçarBaby
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Aguero, Bale, Michu or Lambert for CAPTAIN?

    Don't pick based on form or fixture or class!

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    1. nedfoo
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Then what do we pick on?

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  3. JayBomb
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Michu C

    Starting Kone over Maloney

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  4. Pen_Pal
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Right in order to spread the spurs and pool risk I have decided to get coutinho in over Dempsey and move the arm band from studge to bale. Sound OK?

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    1. rvp786
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      done the same thing

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  5. Trigg ⭐️
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    So tempted to just captain Kun 😯

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    1. SuperOsçarBaby
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      with me? 🙂

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  6. Sean.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    don't change it now 😉

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    1. Lawrø
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      I just did 😯

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  7. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    If you have no keeper take the hit.... no time to explain why! 🙂

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    1. Trigg ⭐️
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      😀

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    2. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Cheeky. 😉

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    3. xa45272
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      😀

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  8. Phaze 1
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Question : duff to curtinho -4 and bench Luka? yes or no quickly please

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    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Only if you think he will get 6 or more.

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      1. Phaze 1
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        tx I think It'll be close so I pass

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  9. TorresMagic™
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    • 16 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    2 minutes 😯

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    1. ZaKNaFeiN
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Jussi
      Vert, Mert, Clyne
      Bale, Wally, Michu, Mata, Coutinho
      Tevez, Sturridge (C)

      Good to go?

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    2. junitrules
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      So I've heard... 🙂

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    3. ZaKNaFeiN
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      sorry, that was meant to be a new comment

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  10. DVassell
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    last minute switcheroo :

    Bale(c)> Wally(c)

    can't ignore the last fixture vs newcastle

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  11. Moyo1
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    last 2 minutes... Bale or Sturridge captain?

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    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Bale... Sturridge is not on Sky

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    2. Moosie the Staggie
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Bale

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  12. ILOVEBAPS
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Michu (c)

    Who's with me???!

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    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Silly.

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  13. Godfather Bandit 42
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    DDG

    J.Enrique - Zabaleta - Sagna

    Mata - Bale (C) - Walcott (VC) - Coutinho - Maloney

    RVP - Tevez

    SUBS: Turnball, Lukaku, R.Martin, Mariappa

    AM I SET YET??!!

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    1. ZaKNaFeiN
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      yes

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    2. reply fail
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      I would change this team completely

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    3. ZaKNaFeiN
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      except for your lack of keeper....

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  14. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    I am going mad

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    1. Gimli son of Gloin
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Me also.

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    2. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      We know....

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    3. /
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      I'm leaving FPL

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    4. Bootsy: Snoddy's Reven…
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Crackers

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  15. Rafabio
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Squeaky bum time

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  16. Moves Like Agger
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    just thought I'd add to the pandemonium

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  17. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Pens down very soon....

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  18. JayBomb
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Micccchhooochoose Michu C

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  19. Pratik
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Feel sad about benching Maloney

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  20. no1baj
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Done

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  21. FMCrazy
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    So who did we all captain in the end?

    Changed from Sturridge to Bale a min ago

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    1. Pratik
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Did the reverse 2 minutes back

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    2. ZaKNaFeiN
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      why the change??

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      1. FMCrazy
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Rival has Bale (c), plus i panicked 😛

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    3. no1baj
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Changed mine from Walcott to Michu last minute

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    4. Moves Like Agger
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Agbonlahor. All or nothing for me.

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    5. Bad Pen
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Sturridge, Walcott vc.

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    6. Rafabio
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Sturridge (C) for me, Bale (VC)

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    7. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Bale. Was never in doubt (though i don't have Sturridge)

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  22. Lizard Lips
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    argggggggggh

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  23. Pen_Pal
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    That's all for another season folks. Enjoy the day best of luck and I hope to see you all again next season!

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  24. Moyo1
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    last decision im doing a U turn from Sturridge to Bale all the way to RVP!

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  25. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    UPDATING! Good luck all. 🙂

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  26. kanubelieveit
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    and breathe....

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  27. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Goodbye FPL 12/13 🙁

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    1. Ash
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      🙁

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  28. junitrules
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Anyone else keep thinking it's Saturday?

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  29. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    times up 🙂

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  30. Rafabio
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Game being updateddddddddddd

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