The draw for the first round of the 2019/20 FFS Cup FFS Cup
14 March 2011 1071 comments
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Just a heads-up to everyone wanting to participate in the Fantasy Football Scout Cup who have not yet submitted their entry, that the deadline to do so is at 7pm this evening.

We’ve had a record number of entries so far and with Gameweek 29 scores so diverse, the qualifying mark is hard to predict. More on that once tonight’s deadline has passed.

Full details, including how to enter, can be found by clicking here.

Akers Richard or Akers, as he is known, has been regularly haunting this site since July 2008. He is young and foolish, take what he says with a pinch of salt. Follow them on Twitter

  1. Goose
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    Whos scored from the furthest distance out in Premiership history?

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      Paul Robinson?

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      1. Goose
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        Correct

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        1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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          On ben Foster as well!

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    2. Egg noodle
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      John Terry.

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    3. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
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      Paul Robinson??

      The goalkeeper.

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    4. applebonkers
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      alonso

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    5. Locarno
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      Robinson?

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    6. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Dirk Kuyt

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      1. applebonkers
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        😆

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  2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    last one from me:

    when george best was 27, what did united do to him?

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Sold him?

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  3. Suarezchomper
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    Name the 7 players that have scored a hatrick on their opening game of the season in the pl?

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    1. applebonkers
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      ravanelli, agbonlahor

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    2. jamsiep
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      Agbonlahor is one.

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    3. pompeyfan
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      Mick Quinn

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        he scored soo manyyy gooooals

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    4. Locarno
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      Lisbie!!!

      Hang on, it wasn't the first game. Felt like it, though.

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      1. Suarezchomper
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        Someone this season too

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    5. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
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      Drogba this season.

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      1. jamsiep
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        Oh yeah!

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      2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        and i picked fcking rooney!

        grr

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    6. applebonkers
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      dion dublin

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    7. applebonkers
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      le tissier

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      1. SaintMatt
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        yep pretty sure he done it..

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    8. Goose
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      Anelka?
      Yorke?

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      1. Suarezchomper
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        Agbonlahor, drogba, le tissier, k Campbell, Dublin, Quinn and ravanelli

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      2. Goose
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        Benni Mcarthy?

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  4. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    last one from me:

    when georgey best was 27, what did united do to him?

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    1. applebonkers
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      threw him a birthday party

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      dunno why that came up twice

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    3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      come on!!!

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      1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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        Sold him

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          sacked him

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          1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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            I actually wrote 'cancelled his contract' and changed it to 'sold him'. Can I have half a point?

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              course you cannot

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  5. Damp
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    Is everyone selling Zigic?
    If so...why? Semi easy fixtures and a double coming up!

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    1. Demí
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      that's not a quiz question :S

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  6. Back on the horse
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    Name the player who has played for errm some premier league clubs and err scored some goals and done some stuff.

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    1. tazri
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      koncheskey

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    2. jamsiep
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      Heskey!

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    3. Goose
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      Rob Jones?

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    4. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      pass

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    5. applebonkers
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      it's either florent sinama pongolle or taibi

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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        pongolle and bellamy were a great little (little being the operative word) partnership for us a few years back

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        1. applebonkers
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          lively player. had a good season with athletico a couple of years ago. didn't even know he played for you

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    6. tazri
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      so then tell us whats the answer

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    7. Back on the horse
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      All good answers. Remember it's the taking part that counts.

      The correct answer was Glen Little (the clue was in my Gravatar)

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  7. AP
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    Who's the only tv presenter to have punched Piers Morgan.

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    1. tazri
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      piers morgan

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    2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      Clarkson. Can't remember where but i heard Morgan talking about it on one program or another

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      1. AP
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        Bingo! That info has suddenly made me like him.

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        1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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          Some awards do i think or something like that. Just saw him and ....bosh

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          1. tazri
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            the dirt is gone

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          2. 1966 was a great year for E…
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            Apparently Pi*rs M*rgan slagged off Clarkson's wife, or Clarkson thought he had, so he twatted him. Attempted countryside.

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    3. jamsiep
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      Who was right about Potato Head not scoring more than 10 goals in the league this season?

      Piers Morgan.

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      1. AP
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        3 off with 3 months to play? Good call.

        Plus, he's the worst human being on the planet. (Morgan not spud chops).

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    4. Marknlard
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      Only one? That depresses me.

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      1. tazri
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        we can see it on your avatar, boy you must be really depressed.

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    5. applebonkers
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      experiment:

      mancini donkey punched him

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      1. tazri
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        thats why your called apple bonkers

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  8. Ninja_Fit_Saints
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    Thinking a 8pt hit, getting rrid off all my strikers,Rooney,Odinwingie and Zigic for Herandez,Van Persie and Pavlychenko, does sound crazy, cheers appeciate opionions

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    1. AP
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      Sounds crazy, is crazy.

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      1. Ninja_Fit_Saints
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        lol why?

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        1. AP
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          Swapping one Utd forward for another seems pointless, unless it's for money i guess. Pav won't play (guessing). RvP is a good move though.

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          1. Ninja_Fit_Saints
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            yeah its the money, maybe skip Pav though,cheers

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    2. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Don't do that

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    3. applebonkers
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      i think pav was a great option when vdv was injured as he was almost guarenteed minutes but now vdv is fit it looks like 3 strikers into 1 again

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      1. Ninja_Fit_Saints
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        yeah could have a point there,cheers

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      2. BobB
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        How fit exactly is VdV? Why did he go off after less than an hour against AC Milan? If he isn't 100%, won't they use him sparingly in the prem while they are still in the CL??

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        1. applebonkers
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          if he was fine for 60 mins against ac milan he'll be fine for 90 mins 10 days later. he always runs like an oompa lumpa so i wouldn't worry too much about another niggle

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    4. tazri
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      do it so my ranking can go up

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  9. tazri
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    looks like posh becks is getting busy again, it seems like she loves sex more than beckham does, thats ny kinda woman

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    1. Demí
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      LOOOOOOOOOL

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      1. tazri
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        hey demi are ya a mod yet?

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        1. Demí
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          nope. Frank still hasn't seen the light.

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          1. tazri
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            ah well its not the end of the world, what are people on the site like now? anyone miss me?

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            1. Demí
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              yeah i don't go on it much now since i quit fpl.

              Yep dan still talks about ya. think he misses you deep down.
              Frank says he will never forgive you for posting porn on the live news. Also xrd says your a lil albanian c*nt

              Apart from that it's all gravy 😆 🙂

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              1. tazri
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                hahaha i thought it would be a great leaving present, i said something about the nani injury and he must of clicked it and got scared *he's afraid of that kinda stuff* anyway, yeh so is there a new chat yet?

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                1. Marknlard
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                  You sound like a guy asking after his ex.

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                  1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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                    David Brent after he's been made redundant.

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                2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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                  you posted porn on the live news?

                  loooooool

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                  1. jamsiep
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                    Great form taz. I underestimated you.

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              2. applebonkers
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                was this by accident taz, or on purpose? either way it's amazing

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    1. tazri
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      look if you really want it that bad, just ask mate 😉

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      1. Marknlard
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        Thought you were banning yourself from coming on here, taz?

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        1. tazri
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          its harder than it sounds mate

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  10. jamsiep
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    Who are the best owners in the Premier League?

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      1. jamsiep
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        Correct! 5 points to Hufflepuff.

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      VENKYS!

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    2. Marknlard
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      Venkys, easy.

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    3. tazri
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      am i missing something here?

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    4. jamsiep
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      The Venkys is of course the correct answer. If Middlesborough were still in the PL, then it would have definitely been Steve Gibson.

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  11. SuperDorrans
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    Who is the best owner in the Premier Legaue?

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    1. SuperDorrans
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      League*

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    2. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Gold or Sullivan. The porn one.

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      1. tazri
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        stop dreaming

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          No

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    3. jamsiep
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      Balaji Rao, and not the cricketer.

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    4. PFOR
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      Mike Ashley

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  12. Funkyav
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    Which team have conceded the most goals in the premier league? (all time)

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    1. tazri
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      i always score with your mum

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    2. greghammer95
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      West Ham?

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      Spurs?

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      1. Funkyav
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        correctamundo

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        1. Funkyav
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          968 goals

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          1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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            Utd have scored goals more v Spurs than they have against any other team, scored more goals v Spurs than any other team have,and won more points from Spurs than any other team (in the PL era).

            I like Spurs.

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  13. greghammer95
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    Who is the biggest nobhead on FFScout?

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    1. tazri
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      look in the mirror

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    2. Demí
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      Jamsiep

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    3. jamsiep
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      Jamsiep

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    4. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      why is it that certain people ask these questions? Greg, alot of people might say you.

      stop trying to start a row, youre showing yourself to be a bitch asking such questions, and a row riser for having-a-rows sake. Fuk off with such annoying, schoolyard, babyish posts and grow the fuk up.

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      1. greghammer95
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        It was only a little joke. And the person this was blatently reffering to was Jamsiep, who said it himself. Banter my dear. Banter.

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          fair enough....

          jsut see shit like that posted alot its quite irritating

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          1. alsybach
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            I think you have answered his question RBJ.

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            1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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              ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzz.........

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      2. jamsiep
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        lols

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    5. The Bandit
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      AP, that Quaid guy seems ok though! 😉

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  14. Ninja_Fit_Saints
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    Another crazy but serious question, but how about Samba as captain, as there against Blackpool and he likes getting up front, just not sure as never captained a defender before, what you reckon,cheers

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    1. Champ
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Nein. No. Non.

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    2. Seanigula
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      no, prob won't keep a CS

      I'd only Capt a defender in a DGW, 2 easy games at home, and a def who attacks (Vidic last season worked out)

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      1. Ninja_Fit_Saints
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        good thinking

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        1. The Bandit
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          Rooney for you!

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          1. Ninja_Fit_Saints
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            thinking of losing him for van persie!

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            1. The Bandit
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              Really? I've got Roon and Tev and it will be Tev who goes for RVP next week, (along with GJ to Cashley)

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    3. jamsiep
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      Nah, Blackpool usually score. Far better options out there this week.

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      1. Ninja_Fit_Saints
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        good call

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          jesus, thats like calling up the police, asking if its a good idea to rob the local bank, and them saying 'well, you probably shouldnt, especially since you'll almost certainly now be caught, and fuk ur life up...

          'ok, good call'.

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          1. Ninja_Fit_Saints
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            irrelevant

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            1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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              GOOD CALL

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  15. Demí
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    Who Provides the best banter on this site ?

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    1. Ninja_Fit_Saints
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      your ma

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    2. jamsiep
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      applebonkers

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      Andy Gray

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    4. PFOR
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      Applebonkers

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    5. greghammer95
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      applebonkers

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    6. SuperDorrans
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      Alonso14

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      1. PFOR
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        That was a fun night 🙂

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        1. SuperDorrans
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          Yeah, all the retards who bought VdV in trying to blame Alonso14.

          Good times.

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          1. SuperDorrans
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            I mean took him out*

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          2. jamsiep
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            *all the retards who didn't buy VdV....

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      2. Seanigula
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        that was a classic moment

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    7. applebonkers
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      define banter

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      1. tazri
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        is this another quiz question?

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  16. Champ
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Is it too early to draft in Randy Carroll?

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    1. jamsiep
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      Don't think so.

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    2. tazri
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      are going into a court case?

      http://randycarrolllaw.com/

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      1. Champ
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        The only defence I need is one that can keep a cs instead of me out of jail!

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  17. The Bandit
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    Quality hattrick from Man U! 😉 😀

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  18. Michael
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    mario ballotelli

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  19. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    1997 era diaz on film 4

    lovely.

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      overrated lookswise, with a bizarre face and not mad on her arse... and, shes a terrible actress.

      ill pass

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    2. applebonkers
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      the only blonde that ever made me think twice. b e a utiful

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      1. tazri
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        wow, thats unexpected, you thinking twice. we better call the fire bregade

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        1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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          😀

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      2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        oh look, more from applebonkers pretending to be gay, and yet then pretending to be straight. God only knows why....noone gives a fuk

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        1. jamsiep
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          You clearly do, and that's presumably why he does it.

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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            no no, i give a fuk about the numerous ambiguous comments it always drops in order to try garner attention. Noone cares if it's a shirtlifter or not, yet it always tries to work in a reference to how gay it may or may not be. It's sad really.

            oh..and it puts the lotion on its skin to moisturise its pores.

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        2. applebonkers
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          when did i pretend to be gay? all those louie spence gravs?

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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            dont start

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            1. greghammer95
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              😆 I am really tempted to in a school boy manner, tell AB to start*.

              *Resisting temptation

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              1. applebonkers
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                i'm genuinely confused here greg. too much c*** makes it really hard to think...

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                1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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                  see thats even sadder, thinking that's gonna wind someone up..Thats about 20 years ago AB, grow up.

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    3. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      If she promised to do a nice breakfast (rashers, white pudding, sausages, eggs and beans with some buttery toast) she might be lucky enough to recieve 'The Gift'.
      But they'd better be good rashers.

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      1. tazri
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        of course with the ''financial'' problems im sure your gift is quite small.

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      2. applebonkers
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        i thought you were too busy motor-boating beyonce and scarlett johansson to eat a breakfast

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          Gotta keep my strength up for motor boating, takes it out of ya, my cheeks are red raw and my lungs are near collapsed. 🙂

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    4. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Is it The Mask? She was seriously fit in that.

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  20. Portsmouth Bubblejet
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    Quiz question: What links Dynamo Moscow, AEK Athens, Hamburger SV, Celtic, Rangers - and Blyth Spartans?

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      theyre all part of another shite quiz question??

      am i right??

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      1. Portsmouth Bubblejet
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        There's no fooling you - the hint was in the words "quiz question".

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    2. jamsiep
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      Jeez, not a clue!

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    3. applebonkers
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      i spent ages thinking who links them all, then saw it says what which sounds ever harder. no idea, i guess the blyth spartans bit is the giveaway but i don't know what's special about them

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      1. Portsmouth Bubblejet
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        It's something that they've done (or not done, really).

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        1. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
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          Played Real Madrid???

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          1. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
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            Or was that Shamrock Rovers??

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            1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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              Twas Shamrock Rovers..

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        2. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          Still in their original stadiums?

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          1. Portsmouth Bubblejet
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            No, not that, but the idea of 'not moving' is at the heart of it.

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            1. harmonica
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              i think i got it right a few minutes ago, below?

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              1. harmonica
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                where's my gold star, damn it! 🙂

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                1. Portsmouth Bubblejet
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                  Gold star duly awarded below (applauds wildly) - didn't see this!

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                  1. harmonica
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                    we were close to a tantrum

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    4. alsybach
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      they are all football teams.....

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    5. The Bandit
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      Derby County?

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    6. harmonica
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      never been relegated

      evening all

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      1. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
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        If it is you can add Forest Green Rovers to that list.

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        1. Portsmouth Bubblejet
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          Yes, harmonica is right, Blyth Spartans is the only English club never to have been relegated in their history. They have been voted out of leagues, but not relegated.

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          1. harmonica
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            also true of Navbahor Namangan of Uzbekistan

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        2. etxeberria
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          Athletic Bilbao as well

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  21. Davidmon
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    marsaille to qualify tomorrow night. i got a feeling!

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  22. tazri
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    hey guys breaking news, nani's treatment has been delayed due to complications:

    http://www.abtgp.com/gals/asian/schoolgril/img/asian-street-sex.jpg

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      Mr. Chew you diabiolical...... 😀

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    2. jamsiep
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      Nice one.

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    3. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      Saw that one coming... still clicked it though 😆

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      1. greghammer95
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        😆

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    4. The Bandit
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      Congrats on Nobhead award! Richly deserved!

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    5. Attila the Bum
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      Behave or you'll go
      a) Blind
      b) Develop hairy palms
      c) Get caught by your mum
      d) Spend your life lonely

      Besides you only get a bucket and a half.

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      1. tazri
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        i pick b it makes masturbating so much better

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        1. tazri
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          oh and speak for yourself. my bucket is always half full.

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          1. applebonkers
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            i don't think you are taz. you are too literate, witty, quick and sound too 'english' today. i call imposter!

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            1. tazri
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              its what this dum country does to you after a few years

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            2. The Bandit
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              Posting porn? I agree.

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      2. The Bandit
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        Enjoyed your programme the other night, you were better looking in real life! Taped Spartacus and Richard the Lionheart so you may be relegated.

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          Changed the whole world, woulda got away with it too without that pesky Flavius Aetius 🙂

          Richard I was pretty cool, he died besieging a castle in Milan (I think, Italy anyway) he was shot through the shoulder with a crossbow bolt, the guy who was defending the castle was so overcome with remorse that he offered to execute the crossbow man that shot him, Richard stopped him being executed. His campaigns against Saladin were amazing

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          1. The Bandit
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            Apparently Attilas last words were "I'm Spartacus"!

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    6. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      It's horse placenta, Nani, HORSE placenta.

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      1. jamsiep
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        lol

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    7. lazybones18
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      i fapped

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  23. johnbobman
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    Djourou > Walker
    Zigic > Suarez

    How does this sound? Should I do both and suffer a 4 point hit?
    Bit unsure to do both, because I’m in a h2h league, and this week I’m playing ‘average’, which knowing my luck I will lose to. My mate lost to the average last week, but he did make a 12 point hit! He would’ve won otherwise.

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  24. Demí
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    Who's the only Ukranian and who's the only Uruguayan to win the premier league

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    1. Egg noodle
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      can the answer to questions like these be a managers name? only wondering.

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    2. applebonkers
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      forlan and luhzny

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    3. Stat virgin
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      Gotta be voronin, surely

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    4. jamsiep
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      Luznhy and Forlan.

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    5. tazri
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      Oleg Luzhny and Diego Forlan my boy

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  25. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    New post..

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  26. PFOR
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    Everyone is acting very strange tonight 😛

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  27. Egg noodle
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    Who can come up with a quiz question for noobs like me? Im playing the Fpl for 1 n a half years and thats pretty much all i know about professional football 😆

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    1. applebonkers
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      ahhh the stoke city years.

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