The draw for the first round of the 2019/20 FFS Cup FFS Cup
21 October 2010 1513 comments
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The draw for the second round of the Fantasy Football Scout Cup III, sponsored by Paddy Power, has been made and the 128 fixtures can be viewed right here. As you’ll see, the draw has thrown out some interesting match-ups…

There are plenty of candidates for the glamour tie of the round, such as Anorak Vs. Dirty_Harry, jms Vs. gooner dave and Keith Vs. Voronin is gone… to name a few. In a big tie for the second round in a row is greghammer95 who has been drawn against hello 911 it’s quagmire….

Round one top-scorer beeduybe may feel he doesn’t need a repeat performance to get to the last 128, with his round two opponent DundalkKid ranked much lower than him.

I’ve decided to give myself a bit of a challenge this week, so there’s no four point head start this time round. Not only that, but I’ve gone one further and handed myself a top 1000 opponent in JohnSteed01.

As for my colleagues, top 4k Granville has a tough draw against top 3k wolves_simmo, and Pure Olivia also has a higher ranked opponent in Ty_Durden67.

Moving on to our former champions, and the tough draws keep coming. FFS Cup II winner Jonty faces 368th in the world And_der_roo, and FFS Cup I champ donnellyc is a huge underdog in his tie against ham5ter.

The two Fantasy Managers handed a second bite of the cup apple haven’t faired any better it seems. TorresMagic takes on mobbonkhouse who, for the first time this season, moved into the top 1000 and eclipsed our Aussie friend in the overall rankings. As for Roger C, for who a red arrow didn’t see him drop out of the top 1000, he faces bill badger, a Fantasy Manager on a good run and with two free transfers in hand.

All fixtures are to be played during Gameweek 9. As always, a free £25 bet courtesy of Paddy Power awaits the top-scoring Fantasy Manager of the second round. Good luck to everyone involved, and I’ll bring you the results on Tuesday.

Akers Richard or Akers, as he is known, has been regularly haunting this site since July 2008. He is young and foolish, take what he says with a pinch of salt. Follow them on Twitter

  1. Wasabi Jim
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    15 years, 2 months ago

    Did anyone see Babel at Ajax? he looked awesome! wtf has happened!? i think benitez has sucked all the confidence out of him with his undoubted top notch man management skills!

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      never saw him no, i can believe what you're saying though

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    2. Alex Hunter
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      yes, i'm a huge dutch fan so i've been monitoring him for awhile. it's sad as he was promising talent. i like elia a lot though and if afellay can keep up his confidence, he could be a good young prospect.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        15 years, 2 months ago

        is a huge dutch fan not a windmill?

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        1. Alex Hunter
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          15 years, 2 months ago

          wow. do you prefer supporter then? haha

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        2. Wasabi Jim
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          LMAO

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            15 years, 2 months ago

            sometimes i actually make myself laugh

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    3. CRUSHER
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      Pretty sure most Ajax fans were happy with all the money we got for him. He was talented, but they paid way too much for him at the time. He's a bit of a moron though and makes bad choices.

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  2. Im Not Marshal Foch
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Babel.. very bad

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  3. Anorak
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    15 years, 2 months ago

    Heard someone earlier in the week suggesting the Roy hadn't given Babel a fair crack of the whip and that he is surely better than Maxi.
    I found myself nodding...

    Then Babel turns in a performance like this. Is there a Bryan Babel tearing it up somewhere in Holland that Rafa got mixed up with?

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    1. Im Not Marshal Foch
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      I knew this was a bad move when it happened.. he was linked with Arsenal and i thought - perfect match, he looked like a young Henry.. but when he went to liverpool i just thought - which young players has Benitez ever nurtured? none..

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      1. Alex Hunter
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        15 years, 2 months ago

        agreed, i think wenger could have gotten the best out of him and developed him into something...well not like this.

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        1. Wasabi Jim
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          i know im biased as my name suggests but i honestly believe if he had of gone to us in 06 he would be a world beater by now, he has the tools, pace skill etc but rafa is a pig when it comes to nurturing youth!

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      lol

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    1. Valar(Keith)
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      makes my jagielka to mummy move last week look even more stupid now.. damn.. should've done alex to mummy. was desperate to keep chelsea defense coverage

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    2. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Never mind Alex, what about those 7% of FPL managers who still have Lampard!!

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    3. AP
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Hmmm. That's a pain. Don't want to take a points hit for a defender, looks like Jara is going to play again... guh.

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    4. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      was described as 'hopeful' today. he's not ruled out yet. wait until tommorow

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        RE earlier. No I will not be joining you in captaining Big Chris.... Plan is to get rid of him for Elmo.

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        1. applebonkers
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          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          don't blame you. was working out my side for the next 6 weeks and samba is only in it twice

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    5. jamsiep
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      I wouldn't take what that article says as gospel.

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      1. Valar(Keith)
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        15 years, 2 months ago

        read it on totalfpl and there the headline said alex defo out. so obviously i panicked!! guess ancelotti's conference will give us the answer

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      2. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Wait till carlo's conference, doing anything else is madness...

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        1. jamlove
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          Does anyone think Alex will be rotated when he does get back in?

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          1. TommyK
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            nope- he's the second best centre half chelski have now that carvalho's gone...

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            1. jamlove
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              15 years, 2 months ago

              that's good news, thanks

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          2. jamsiep
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            15 years, 2 months ago

            Maybe occasionally, but for the most part it will be him and JT at the back. I'm keeping him, he's good value for someone who'll play the majority of matches, and is a serious threat from direct free kicks and corners.

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      3. Im Not Marshal Foch
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Football365 - tabloid football..

        I personally don't think he'll be ready.. but i wouldn't transfer him out yet.

        I've got him and i'm keeping hold, even if he is injured

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        1. ToonTom
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          If he's out i have to play Foley..thats NOT good!

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  5. Locarno
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    15 years, 2 months ago

    Man City: Hart, Lescott, Richards, Boyata, Zabaleta, De Jong,
    Vieira, Wright-Phillips, Silva, Adam Johnson, Adebayor. Subs:
    Given, Bridge, Kompany, Milner, Jo, Tevez, Toure Yaya.

    Lech Poznan: Buric, Kikut, Bosacki, Arboleda, Henriquez,
    Peszko, Injac, Drygas, Wilk, Krivets, Tshibamba. Subs:
    Kotorowski, Gancarczyk, Djurdjevic, Zapotoka, Stilic, Rudnevs,
    Wichniarek.

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    1. AP
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      BOOOOOooooOOOoooOOO.

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Tell me about it! When is Zapotoka ever going to get a chance in the starting lineup? Baffles me, it really does..

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      i rate tshimbamba, hart better watch out

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      1. gaspar
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        15 years, 2 months ago

        He is more lazy than Adebayor 😉

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          15 years, 2 months ago

          hahaha but he only gets paid £180 a week, not £180,000

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  6. Alex Hunter
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    15 years, 2 months ago

    thoughts on my team selection, bench, capt. for the weekend lads?

    foster
    elmo, konchesky, a.cole
    vdv, arteta, adam, fabs
    drogs(c), carroll, elmander

    bench: jaask, ethers, o’shea, jones

    *thinking of just saving my transfers for next week and downgrading cole to bring in nani for ethers. my cup opponent is http://fantasy.premierleague.c.....mp;event=8

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    1. Connor's Calling
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Spot on

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      bench agreed

      captain agreed

      fingers crossed fabs does fucck all cos i haven't dared bring him in!

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    3. Oliver Reed
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      looks good to me. Personally im playing ethers as i think he may get something home to utd, odemwingie being injured though makes that decision easier..

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Yeah I'm planning on playing Etherington, he's always a good bet at home.

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        1. Im Not Marshal Foch
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          i was thinking of selling him for brunt :/

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          1. Oliver Reed
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            15 years, 2 months ago

            i might get rid next week for adam!..

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          2. jamsiep
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            I'm giving him another couple of weeks... The thing is, every time I think about selling him there's always some home game coming up where I reckon he could do something.

            5 assists so far is pretty damn impressive..

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            1. Im Not Marshal Foch
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 2 months ago

              yeah, maybe, it was my thinking when i brought him in.. i.e. doing something against leaky united

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            2. Oliver Reed
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 2 months ago

              ill only sell him cos im not sure i can bring myself to sell malouda..

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        2. Alex Hunter
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          so if i play ethers, who do i bench then? carroll?

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  7. Im Not Marshal Foch
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Whats the deal with Spearing.. aside from looking like a f*ckin pumpkin, he's nearly 22 and has developed in, what can only be described as "crab like" fashion - sideways.

    It's average chaff like this that contribute to why Liverpool are cack

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    1. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      agreed- football is all about the yoof... (although as arsenal have shown, it's no guarantee of trophies...)

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    2. dogtanion
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      +1 Poor man's David Thompson but they are feeding off scraps these days, bless 'em

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      1. dogtanion
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        the +1 stopped abruptly before the Arsenal comment by the way!

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        1. TommyK
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          15 years, 2 months ago

          I guessed as much (although facts don't lie...) 😀

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          1. dogtanion
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            Nonsense, everybody knows that the Emirates Cup is the true test of consistency in World football at the moment

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    3. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      i miss plessis when i watch spearing

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      1. Im Not Marshal Foch
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        thats the saddest thing i've ever read 🙁

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  8. Only one Di Matteo
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    15 years, 2 months ago

    Sorry to repost but need help.
    Team:
    Foster Krul
    Boateng O’shea Salcido Elmo Jara
    Malouda Nani VDV Ethers Adam
    Tevez Berbatov Bent

    Thinking:
    Gameweek 9: O’shea/salcido > Coleman
    Berbatov > Drogba (C)
    Bent > Odem or Carrol
    Gameweek 10: Malouda > Fabs
    Ethers > Barton
    Gameweek 11 O’shea/salcido > Kolarov / Bosingwa
    Thoughts?

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    1. snipsnap369
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      I'm also considering a swap for drogba but I'm very nervous about getting rid of berbatov..

      I'm also trying to leave myself enough money to get Fabregas in for wk10

      Tough one, I have been impressed by Coleman and will probably get him in, definately hold on to bent this week. He'll bag a couple at home to Villa for sure

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    2. Wasabi Jim
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      is that an 8pt hit this week?

      like GW10 transfers

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      1. Only one Di Matteo
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        yes and 8pt hit

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    3. Camzy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Tevez + Bent > Drogba + Cheap Forward

      O'Shea can go next week.

      Malouda > Fabs is the next step.

      You may have to take 2 4 point hits, but it'll be worth it imo.

      Suggested transfers:

      Tevez + Bent > Drogba + Piquionne
      O'Shea + Malouda > Coleman + Fabs

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      1. Only one Di Matteo
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        ia there any good way of getting drogba in keeping tevez?

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  9. Magerost
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Maicon ruined my score in the Fantasy Europe League 🙁

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    • Akers
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Can't believe Toivonen and Cassano haven't been able to muster a goal between them in 6 Europa apps. A barren night from Forlan will complete a trio of goalless strikers in my UEL career.

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      1. Im Not Marshal Foch
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Do you get any enjoyment whatsoever from playing fantasy UEL?

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        1. jamsiep
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          We get enjoyment from laughing at him.

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        2. Akers
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          Actually yeah, surprisingly so.

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          1. Im Not Marshal Foch
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            it'd be like playing Championship Fantasy football for me.. just a bit…meh

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        3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          that really is scraping the fuccking barrel of fantasy football

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        4. TommyK
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          Agreed- surely fantasy f*ckwit is a better use of his time and resources?

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        5. Marknlard
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          If a man has always dreamt of managing Toivonen in a football team, then UEL is the game for you.

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      2. Wasabi Jim
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Toivonen is out and out chaff! plus he looks like Robert Eagle!

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        1. jamsiep
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          You a Grimsby fan then?!

          I saw Eagle tear us (Forest Green) to shreds a couple of weeks ago. He's certainly one of the best players I've ever seen at The New Lawn...

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        2. Gargamel
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          Oh hey there, hold your horses! Toivonen is a good player and a nice lad too.

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      3. Anorak
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        I'm cheering you on Akers - I'm now resorting to anything to keep DFD off the top of our league.

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        1. Akers
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          He needs a miracle from Adebayor to overtake me.

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          1. DickFranDyke
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            Don't worry, even I cannot cheer Adebayor.

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    • Cashnex
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Any news on Kolo Toure and how long he's going to be out for?

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      1. FPLord
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        I've read somewhere that he is out for 2 weeks, but have no confirmation.

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        1. Armchair Manager
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          Wot ya serious? defence is muck dis week!

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    • Horizontal
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Simple question but it's vexing me a lot:

      Who to bench this week? Cham away vs Citeh or Carroll away to West Ham?

      I'm happy with the rest of my team.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        bench chamakh

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      2. Im Not Marshal Foch
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        i bloody hate getting vexed

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        1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          Not Marshall, I see you're the only other person on ths site who seems to have noticed Brunt's recent form.....

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          1. Im Not Marshal Foch
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            Yeah, he's been tearing it up and his next few fixtures are easy as pie..

            Plus he's an old wednesday player and I used to love him at Hillsbrough

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            1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 2 months ago

              Was looking at his stats and him and Morrison actually compare pretty well. Slightly better for Brunt, but I'm tempted by M as a super-sub.

              A lot depends on Arteta and Carroll playing this week for me. If it looks like they're out, may go for Varney and Brunt for Carroll and Etuhu.

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          2. Horizontal
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            I reckon it's better than being overvexed though. 🙂

            Any reasoning behind your choice to bench Cham over Carroll, Damn_Dan?

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    • disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      anyone know how likely it looks for odemwingie to make a start this gw??

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      1. Im Not Marshal Foch
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        not very

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      2. dogtanion
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Not likely at all according to their website. (Yes, my team is that much up shit creek that I went on the website of West Brom)

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        1. TommyK
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          your team being arsenal? 😉

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          1. dogtanion
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            Stop cyber bullying Arsenal! Anyway arsenal.com is on fire today!

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        2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          west brom have a website?!!

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          1. Im Not Marshal Foch
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            whats a website?

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      3. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        probably less than 20%...

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    • Connor's Calling
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Gerrard on 60% for a price fall on both fiso and total fantasy...do you think he'll hold on until sat 11.45? Can't afford even a 0.1 drop if I'm going to get fabs next week!

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        That's a little annoying... Why are people getting rid before a home game with Blackburn?! He has the potential for a decent score.

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        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          Didn't noticed him being that high. Likely to sell next week at the latest. Drops have been happening at weird %s so anything is possible.

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      2. harmonica
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        he definitely won't go down before the new gameweek. And he only needs to make it til 2ish saturday morning, not the gameweek deadline for you to be able to make your change at current price

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        1. Cheggers
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          Cos the newbs are under the impression that Fabregas will do better v City than Gerrard will against Pool

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          1. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            Will Gerrard be in the Cheggars picks?

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    • DickFranDyke
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      PSG last minuteish goal. Andy is sad.

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      1. Johnny Unitas
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        OOP defender, at home, not a bad gamble, surprising, but not a bad one, I brought him in this week seeing on Bundesliga site that he was OOP, Dortmund it seems cannot be trusted for cleanies though

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      2. Anorak
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Talk me through Boussoufa DFD - what is your secret?

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        1. DickFranDyke
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          Belgian Footballer of the Year for the past couple of years, on set pieces,scores goals.Now fit & home to AEK. Why not eh.

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          1. Anorak
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            Pah - too good, too good.

            (and Adebayor now too! - ridiculous).

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    • _Ninja_
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Anyone have both Bale and VDV?

      Had been planning to get rid of bale but every week there's a more important transfer.

      Thinking Barton --> Adam this week?

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      1. Camzy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        You're looking really good.

        Great team, high value.

        The only thing you don't have is Fabregas, and that should be priority imo.

        Save your transfer this week. Then look at maybe downgrading Hart and using the money to get Fabregas.

        1.9 to get Fabregas. If you want to get that from elsewhere, that's up to you.

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    • Peter Griffin
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Who should I go for ...

      ..Coleman or Jara?

      Normally I would say Coleman, however I am in need of some defenders for this G/W and Jara has an easier fixture (FUL) than Coleman (tot)

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      1. anderson-son-son
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Clean sheets are hard to come by, and Coleman's due a rise. This plus attacking potential...I'd go for Coleman.

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          i've just brought coleman in so i'd say coleman cos i've just bought coleman so go with coleman

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          1. jamsiep
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            Try to say Coleman more times in the next sentence...

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 2 months ago

              it's an improbability

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              1. Wasabi Jim
                • 16 Years
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                lol

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              2. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
                • 16 Years
                15 years, 2 months ago

                If you look into a mirror and say Coleman 13 times, he appears behind you and eats your soul.

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                1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
                  • 15 Years
                  15 years, 2 months ago

                  as long as he doesn't eat my pie

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                2. TommyK
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  15 years, 2 months ago

                  Isn't that from an episode of Southpark? 😉

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                  1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
                    • 16 Years
                    15 years, 2 months ago

                    Probably, but its originaly from The Candyman, though when I say originaly, there's the whole "one bloody mary, two bloody mary" thing that kids do (or did) which is pretty much the same thing.

                    Don't I sound learned!

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                    1. TommyK
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 16 Years
                      15 years, 2 months ago

                      Isn't "one bloody mary two bloody mary" a drinking game? 😀

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            2. Im Not Marshal Foch
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 2 months ago

              the word colemans lost all meaning

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              1. Marknlard
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                15 years, 2 months ago

                Anyone fancy some mustard?

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                1. applebonkers
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                  • 16 Years
                  15 years, 2 months ago

                  this should be the official coleman assist celebration pic http://dynimg.rte.ie/0002cf6710dr.jpg

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                  1. Damo.
                    • 15 Years
                    15 years, 2 months ago

                    Since Time began, the Englishman Has eaten eggs and bacon,
                    His firm belief in Pork and Beef Has never yet been shaken,
                    But though he's got a pepper-pot and salt-cellar round his cluster,
                    The Nation's meat is not complete Without the Nation's Mustard

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                    1. TommyK
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 16 Years
                      15 years, 2 months ago

                      well said sir...

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        2. Alex Hunter
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          btw love the name and the song. hope he doesn't leave, it's one of my favorite chants.

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    • anderson-son-son
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Adam, Coleman, Elmo or Morrison in this week?

      Plus, is anyone thinking of Lamps when he returns, seeing as though him and Fabs were about 50/50 on peoples teams on here before the season?

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      1. Oliver Reed
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        elmo this week!..

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        1. cruyff81
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          i think i might jump on the elmo bandwagon,shawcross out elmo in

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      2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        lampard is too expensive and too fat

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        1. dogtanion
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          + 1,000. I was going to offer an analytical insight, but you said more in 7 words than I ever could

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        2. anderson-son-son
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          15 years, 2 months ago

          Ha! Losing his hair too!

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        3. Alex Hunter
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          i just laughed out loud in the office, thanks for that.

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            what are you doing in an office at 8pm?!

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            1. Im Not Marshal Foch
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 2 months ago

              Go home, have a beer

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            2. TorresMagic™
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              • 16 Years
              15 years, 2 months ago

              It isn't 8pm everywhere in the world.

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            3. Alex Hunter
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 2 months ago

              thank you TM. it's about noon where i'm at mate-leaving soon for class, then back to work.

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              1. Im Not Marshal Foch
                • 16 Years
                15 years, 2 months ago

                i assumed you were in holland - because of your link

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        4. Locarno
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          Crap taste in women, as well.

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    • gooner dave
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      Bloody hell, I remember the time where a tie like Liverpool v Napoli would have been a cracker.

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      1. Wasabi Jim
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        few years ago i would of looked forward to it, now im flicking through discovery channels reading the synopsies of random programmes?! whats going on!

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    • Countryside Ram
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      alcaraz, o'shea, elmo, konch.

      which 3 to play next week?

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        will o'shea even play?

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        1. Countryside Ram
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          i recon so, was rested for cl

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        2. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          shud do....rafael played midweek so y not

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        3. Armchair Manager
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          o’shea, elmo, and konch .

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    • dogtanion
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Anybody watching 3e's coverage of the Pool game? WHO IS SHE!

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      1. cruyff81
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        kirsteen o sullivan

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        1. Armchair Manager
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          Hubba hubba

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          1. cruyff81
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            wont be too long before she will be signed up by SSN

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            1. Armchair Manager
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 2 months ago

              Prob already tapped up

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              1. cruyff81
                • 16 Years
                15 years, 2 months ago

                by phil babb lol

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                1. Armchair Manager
                  • 15 Years
                  15 years, 2 months ago

                  Haha martin keown had his hands in the pie last time

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              2. harmonica
                • 15 Years
                15 years, 2 months ago

                i'd tap her up

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                1. Armchair Manager
                  • 15 Years
                  15 years, 2 months ago

                  Get in line

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                  1. harmonica
                    • 15 Years
                    15 years, 2 months ago

                    might start getting a little awkward if we queue

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    • Im Not Marshal Foch
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      Formerly grey dad "Darling..i..think i'm going to need …….. more ties"

      Fat ginger badly dubbed girl "FUCK YES DAD"

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        hahahaha that ad makes me laugh

        i read somewhere that she is actually his wife

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      2. harmonica
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        lol, the most annoying advert currently on tv. Just beating "at least you have a nice car", "at least you have a nice... daughter"

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        1. Im Not Marshal Foch
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          15 years, 2 months ago

          Oh darling its perfect, i want it, i want it, can i have it.

          Wait darling is that price right?

          CAR SPOTTER TELLS YOU

          🙁

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          1. Marknlard
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            Why is the ISA ISA baby ad constantly on again? It was bad enough on the first round, 7 months ago.

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            1. Im Not Marshal Foch
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 2 months ago

              i wrote to them specifically requesting it came back on.. i hate myself

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          2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            HAHAHAHA there are some fuuucking awful adverts on, we buy any car is bad where the people try to sing in time with the tune and fail MONUMENTALLY

            do people not realise bad adverts make people not want to buy their crap?!

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            1. GREENDREAMS11
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 2 months ago

              fuc...n twat on the go-compare adverts.

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      3. gooner dave
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Was going to comment that was the worst advert I can remember seeing.

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      4. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        ... to make a rope long enough to hang myself with. i didn't get the job 🙁

        fat ginger badly dubbed girl: i hate you dad

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        1. Im Not Marshal Foch
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          lolocaust

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          1. applebonkers
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            • 16 Years
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            jew idiot

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            1. Im Not Marshal Foch
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 2 months ago

              is that

              i'm a jew you idiot

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              1. applebonkers
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                nah, harmless pun j-you idiot. i do enjoy any lol concoction

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                1. Im Not Marshal Foch
                  • 16 Years
                  15 years, 2 months ago

                  ahh sorry, i thought you'd taken some offence i was about to rip into you..about taking offence, not in some sort of anti-Semitic rant

                  yeah i love them..

                  Lollandaise sauce

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                  1. Marknlard
                    • 16 Years
                    15 years, 2 months ago

                    Lech Plolznan.

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                  2. applebonkers
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                    ahh that one gives me a wram masterchef feeling inside.
                    i like the spanish one: vamos vamos looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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        2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          hahahahah he looks like the kind of guy who would strange himself with a tie while he masturbates

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          1. Armchair Manager
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            The ikea ad is by far the worst. dumbass song wit dumbass dancing! and it lasts ages!

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      5. harmonica
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        MOON PIG

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      6. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        the advert that pisses me off lately is that one on 40+ wives.
        you can have all this for £1 a night. lol worst advert ever...

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        1. Im Not Marshal Foch
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          15 years, 2 months ago

          I don't think they are really married 🙁

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            hahaha like that is the worst thing about them

            disgusting disgusting channel

            imagine turning it on with your pants down and your lotion at the ready, only to look up... "mum?"

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            1. Im Not Marshal Foch
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              15 years, 2 months ago

              its 40 PLUS, it could be a lot worse..

              Great Gran?

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              1. Im Not Marshal Foch
                • 16 Years
                15 years, 2 months ago

                I prefer 40+ Widows

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                1. Im Not Marshal Foch
                  • 16 Years
                  15 years, 2 months ago

                  their sad tales of how their husbands died really does bring a tear… to my (jap's) eye

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    • djman102
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      I see Nigel De Jong is captain for City tonight in Tevez's absence.

      "Good luck, gentlemen...break a leg."

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      1. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        lol- too soon?

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      2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Lol

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      3. TorresMagic™
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        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Are you playing FPL this season djman102?

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        1. djman102
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          Allegedly, though not very well. I did qualify for the FFS Cup, but royally screwed up on my transfer last week and limped to 39 points!

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      4. GREENDREAMS11
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        he he, their opponents leggia was-sore

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    • Peter Griffin
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Who should I go for...

      ...Adam or Brunt?

      Normally I would say Adam, but Brunt has an easy fixture this gameweek (FUL) as well as easier fixtures over the next 5 G/Ws.

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      1. Im Not Marshal Foch
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        pea tear griffin

        brunt

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    • Oliver Reed
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      I want a big week this week and will be highly annoyed if i dont get one!...

      foster
      dann konchesky mummy
      fabs nani malouda Nzogs Ethers
      Drogba (c) Tevez

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      1. Oliver Reed
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        ive benched coleman, would anyone play him over ethers?

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        1. andy85wsm
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          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          Usually I'd say play Coleman. But it really depends what Utd side turns up. They can't keep playing this badly surely?!

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          1. Armchair Manager
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 2 months ago

            Id be happy wit dat lineup. think it will be a 1 nil to utd

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    • Peter Griffin
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      G. Johnson or Baines?

      Obviously it seems suicidal to go for a Liverpool player right now, but l need badly need some good defenders for this gameweek, and Blackburn at home is quite an easy fixture, certainly in comparison to Tottenham away for Baines.

      Help?

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    • MrAnderson
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Rooney! What is the fantasy prospects of Rooney now then. I currently have him, now is there any chance of him starting v Stoke. I mean ferguson knew from the start of the seaosn he was going and still
      plays him,surely he will still use him. and maybe now rooney can put his head down and start playing a bit.

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      1. Alex Hunter
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        should have sold ages ago. bring in berba or take a punt on a cheap chicharito who can score.

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      2. jimnastics
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        He's injured, out for around 3 weeks apparently.

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      3. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        sell, sell, sell!!!

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      4. Alex Hunter
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        you can currently afford drogs too w/a clean swap for roo.

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      5. Holy See
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Anderson8 too many magic mushies.

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    • dogtanion
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Wright-Phillips....Get a real job mate and stop mocking me. How does he get paid money to do this?

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      1. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        A better question would be how he gets money to play football- he's rubbish....

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        1. andy85wsm
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          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          I think that's what he meant

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    • Peter Griffin
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Who should I go for…

      …Adam or Brunt?

      Normally I would say Adam, but Brunt has an easy fixture this gameweek (FUL) as well as easier fixtures over the next 5 G/Ws.

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    • andy85wsm
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      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      nice goal from Adebayour

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