634x258 The Knee Jerk
30 September 2013 3489 comments
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Romelu Lukaku flexes his substantial Fantasy football muscles to wreck the Newcastle defence and leave us re-assessing our forward lines yet again. Meanwhile, the withdrawal of Hatem Ben Arfa and a transformed second-half showing from Newcastle has his owners hovering over the panic button.

The Game Changer

Lukaku simply ran riot in the first half with the Newcastle back four unable to cope with his pace and power. Having transformed and won the game at Upton Park from the bench, this evening, the Belgian dismantled the Magpies with a brace and an assist that put the game out of reach.

We shouldn’t be surprised by Lukaku’s impact. We saw last season that, when he is given pitch time, he can deliver, with 17 goals from just 20 league starts at West Brom. Jose Mourinho may feel that his game is not refined enough for the Chelsea squad but Lukaku has nonetheless proved to be hugely effective on the Premier League stage.

Fantasy managers now have to carefully consider their front lines. Lukaku at 7.6 and rising in the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) will clearly represent outstanding value if he can replicate the strike rate shown at the Hawthorns. On tonight’s evidence, there’s every chance he can achieve that and more, putting further pressure on the three slots in our squad.

The Underused

It seems almost folly to discuss yet another option up front but we shouldn’t ignore Loic Remy’s late goal which left the Goodison nerves jangling. Three goals in three starts underline the Frenchman’s impact that, while less explosive than Lukaku’s at Everton, has been no less effective.

Available in the same FPL price bracket, Remy’s performance will likely be overlooked but, having been shifted to a central role in place of Papiss Cisse tonight, it’s clear that Remy will, quite literally, be central to their aspirations this season.

The Selection Poser

Hatem Ben Arfa’s withdrawal at half-time took everyone by surprise and yet, minutes later, his replacement Yohan Cabaye, scored from range to hand the Magpies an unlikely lifeline. Despite attempting to focus play through Ben Arfa in the first half, Alan Pardew took the decision to replace him with the more combative Cabaye for the second period and the change appeared to pep up the visitors as they came close to an unlikely comeback.

The reason behind the change is uncertain. Certainly Alan Pardew gave no indication of an injury in his post-match comments, leaving Ben Arfa’s owners frustrated at the curtailed pitch time and somewhat anxious that the mercurial winger may have fallen out of favour ahead of the Gameweek 7 trip to Cardiff. We await further noises from St James’ Park.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Jeremiah
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    Soldado & Mirallas > Suarez & Brady for a hit ?

    Thoughts would be greatly appreciated 🙂

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    1. nedfoo
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      Yes IMO

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  2. Acquafresca
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    I really wish Mata had higher ownership to start the season.

    Still too expensive at 9.6

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    1. The Machine
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      He will always be expensive under Mourinho

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      1. Hibbo
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        Tbh i see Mata winning his place back very soon.

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        1. The Machine
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          Mourinho's never going be attacking

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          1. Hibbo
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            What? His team is never going to attack? No Mata is why Chelsea have been off colour he will be back. Played behind Torres when he came on at the weekend things change in football.

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  3. GARYNEVILLESTASH
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    I captained Lukaku this week. I feel like a god.

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    1. Saint Domingo
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      Well done mate.

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    2. Jax
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      who you captaining next week then?

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      1. Saint Domingo
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        Lukaku probably

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      2. GARYNEVILLESTASH
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        Sturridge is the safe bet... But then there's the option of Giroud... Or maybe Eriksen.... Hhhhhhhhhm

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    3. Hibbo
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      Shot lad.

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    4. Total Foot 5
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      who r your other 2 forwards?

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  4. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Still no autosubs... 😡 I want that Ward 1-pointer! 😎

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    1. Acquafresca
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      Dawson 1-pointer here 😎

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    2. Scottys Army
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      i want burner 2 ponter

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      1. Ziggers
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        I got Burner coming in aswell

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    3. Qubit
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      A huge 2 from Koscielny coming my way 🙂

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      1. Jax
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        murner 6 in for me!

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  5. joinho
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    3 striker places just aren't enough, it's impossible to pick the best 3 from Rooney, Giroud, Sturridge, Suarez, Lukaku, Remy

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    1. Acquafresca
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      Lol Remy. He did the same at QPR... then faded away.

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      1. Crouch Potato!
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        That is incorrect, came in Jan, had a spell out injured. His conversion rate and finishing was excellent. Far better striker than you think.

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    2. Better off with a pin and a…
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      And Benteke once fit. Oh and RVP when he starts playing regularly. It's all too hard, though I'm really not sure why everyone wants Lukaku just before City away....

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      1. Hibbo
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        12 years, 3 months ago

        Point chasing. Id a scored a bagful vs Yanga Mbiwa. Boy he is shit and was in a few people on heres team this season lol

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        1. Scottys Army
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          12 years, 3 months ago

          + 1000000000000

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      2. Granville
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        People's memories don't stretch much further than the last game they watched.

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  6. No Luck
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    I was winning my H2H by 2 pts til Barkley got his 2 baps! FFFFFFFFFFFffffffff >: (

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  7. Well you know, Triffic
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    Anyone just watch that BBC documentary on Syria...the last half hour was really powerful stuff.

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  8. Avon Barksdale
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    What cheapie midfielder rotates best with Barkley?

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    1. Art Vandelay
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      Brady.

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      1. ccc
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        12 years, 3 months ago

        going in for surgery during the int'l break.

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  9. Kieranduru
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Sigurdsson or Paulinho? Thinking Paulinho will get more game time, but Siggi the more likely candidate for goals/assists

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    1. ILOVEBAPS
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Gone Paulinho myself. He's looked very threatening so far and was unlucky not to have two goals against Che.

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  10. Venom Snake
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Migs (Lewis)
    Enrique. Kosc. Walker (Chester. Burner)
    Michu. Ozil. Ben Arfa. Barkley (ward-prowse)
    Soldado. Giroud. Suarez

    No money in te bank.. No idea what I should be doing. Save transfer?

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    1. David silva
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      safe unless you wanna go ward prowse to Morrison

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      1. Venom Snake
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        12 years, 3 months ago

        That seems to be my only real possibility. If I did soldado to lukaku would give me 2mil to play with... Just doesn't seem like a wise trade though

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  11. Chu Young Ping Pong
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Homeland Season 3 Premiere was pretty good.

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    1. Granville
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Is it on Netflix?

      I just saw the final episode of Breaking Bad.

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      1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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        12 years, 3 months ago

        No idea. I downloaded it earlier today!

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  12. Tim Canterbury
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Felt terrible about a 12 point hit this week but two of them were ramsey and luke so well worth it

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  13. Jeremiah
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Soldado or Giroud to Suarez ?

    I already have both Erikson and Ozil.

    Thoughts ? 🙂

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    1. Cheeseoid
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      Soldado easy decision

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  14. Parm
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    Sell Redmond or Ward-Prowse for Whittingham?

    First to 1,486,853 wins.

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    1. David silva
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Ward Prowse, unless you enjoy getting a 1 every week

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    2. Al Pacino
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      Is that your rank? 😛

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      1. Parm
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        Half the game + 1

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    3. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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      Redmond x1,486,852

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    4. The Machine
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      You think 1,486,853 care about your team?

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  15. DRIZ ✅
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Lukaku (C) > Saurez (C) ?

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  16. Granville
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Frightening that I'd have scored 41 points if I hadn't played my wildcard instead of 68.

    I'd still have beaten Mark though. 😉

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    1. Acquafresca
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      Mark is having a 'mare season atm

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      1. Granville
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        Amazing GW1. He'll make a comeback though when he starts reading the patterns. It's not his kind of game right now.

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    2. Hibbo
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Sometimes you have to play the card. A dgw can be played with hits. Hard to sort a team out with hits thou.

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      1. Granville
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        12 years, 3 months ago

        I could have done so much better too. When Aguero got injured it turned me from maybe Negredo to definitely Negredo and Lukaku made his way out of my team Saturday morning.

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        1. Granville
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          Having said that I prefer Negredo at the Etihad over Lukaku.

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        2. Hibbo
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          • 13 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          Dint chat I had Yaya in out same with Ramsey Amalfitano and B.Davies but the way I see it they were never really in. B.Davies stings because im a big fan. Hopefully the wc kick starts my season it did last year.

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    3. QPR expects... glory!
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      Haha.

      At least you reaped the benefits of WC'ing

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  17. joinho
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    Do we know why Ben Arfa went off?

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  18. Al Pacino
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Was so happy I captained Sturridge, though I'd finally captained my highest scoring player for once.

    Then vice captain Lukaku.........

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    1. No Luck
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      That is a very good captain fail to have in fairness! 😀

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    2. Venom Snake
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      This is the first GW since GW1 that my captain got double figures. Bout bloody time.

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    3. EAGLES (0 Chelsea players)
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      you only would have gained 2 pts if you switched them

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      1. Al Pacino
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        4 😉

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        1. Al Pacino
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          (Im joking, but it's nice to see 32 instead of 28 😛 )

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    4. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
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      Not grateful you have both?

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  19. No Luck
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    What happened to Barkley will be benched when Gibson comes back? He's not nailed on now is he?

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    1. Hibbo
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      From what i watched tonight they play different position. Gibson vs McCarthy/Barry imo.

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  20. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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    Points check?

    60pts all out

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    1. Al Pacino
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      71 once Eriksen comes off the bench for the extra 1 point.

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    2. Nopli -The Banned One (Solo…
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      79(-8) . 8 point hit paid off 🙂

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    3. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
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      60 here too..

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      1. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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        And my real name is Chris!

        😯

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    4. hnmfm
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      77

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    5. Hibbo
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      71. Im back baby.

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  21. Acquafresca
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    I'm off. Hoping to return to a big fat green arrow.

    Later days.

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    1. Venom Snake
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      Peace!

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  22. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Brady, who plans to play him every week and who plans to rotate him, and who with?

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    1. Scottys Army
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      Im playing him every week.

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        I basically have 3 options

        Play him every week (and hold Barfa 1 more week to see if Theo is fit)

        Rotate him with Whittingham and sell JWP for Theo

        Play him and Whittigham every week and sell Ramsey for Theo, or not buy Theo

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        1. Scottys Army
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          12 years, 3 months ago

          my advice

          brady and whits will continue scoring well throughout ramsey wont once santi is back so the last 1 for me is best.

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    2. No Luck
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      3 way rotation with Whittingham and Mirallas currently

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      1. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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        Sounds a bit saucy.

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        1. No Luck
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          Barkley is seriously tempting me though! I just keep thinking he'll get replaced by Gibson soon...

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          1. Beamer
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            screwed up for the same reason... But don't see it happening... Now I have to look else where for a differential.

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    3. Midtable
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      Isnt he due to have an operation

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  23. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
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    Guys,

    Oscar --> Sigurdsson?

    http://www.chelsea-mad.co.uk/head_to_head/chelsea/vs/norwich_city/index.shtml

    Chelsea seem to suck VS norwich @ Norwich?

    http://www.mehstg.com/whustats.htm

    Spurs seem to OWN vs WHU & have nice fixtures after?

    Eriksen, Sigurdsson or Paulinho?

    Thanks 🙂

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  24. leo_messi
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    A) HBA-> Michu
    B) JWP-> Ramsey

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    1. ILOVEBAPS
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      A!!

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  25. Kaja
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Guys help me out!

    I have Giroud, Rooney and Sturridge, but i want Suarez on my team. Is it madness to dumb Giroud or Rooney and take Suarez? Have 3.3m in bank.

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    1. Rustic
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      I have lukaku Rooney giroud. Don't know who of the last two to drop

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  26. Crabster
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    82 with Dawson coming in of the bench... Lukaku (C)

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  27. Captain Shirokov
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    What do you call an African drinking beer?
    Nelson Manstella.

    What do you call an African woman's arse?
    Djibouti.

    I know they're bad, but what Kenya do?

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  28. Al Pacino
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    Tim Howard got an assist 😯

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  29. Jeremiah
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    How does this 8 point hit sound ?

    Soldado Bony & Mirallas > Suarez, Lukaku & Brady

    Madness ? 🙂

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    1. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Yes, madness

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  30. Lizard Lips
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    RVP Rooney and Sturridge atm.

    Want to do RVP to Suarez but have Mignolet and Enrique so would need to do another transfer, not worth it surely?

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      no, keep RvP this week, then sell for Lukaku

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    2. Total Foot 5
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      same here, have migs,sturidge,lucas..wanted to do rvp>suares, but would hav to do hit-4 to drop lucas for whits.
      not worth it as u point out, but maybe
      1--do rvp>rooner and forget suares? or
      2--wait this week for 2ft and do rvp + lucas> for suares + mid

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