FFS UEFA Beach Soccer Tournament 2013

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Verbruggen

O’Reilly
Senesi
Hincapie

Semenyo
Saka
Wilson
Foden

Ekitiké
Haaland
Thiago

Kelleher
Rodon
Clyne
Kroupi

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Fallers

Player	Team	Price	Progress	Tonight
Tavernier	BOU	5.5m	97.0%	Likely
Semenyo	BOU	7.5m	89.0%	Likely
Matheus N.	MCI	5.3m	100.4%	Very Likely
Palmer	CHE	10.3m	100.2%	Very Likely
Wilson	FUL	5.6m	84.8%	Maybe
Bowen	WHU	7.5m	90.7%	Unlikely
Gvardiol	MCI	5.9m	88.0%	Unlikely
Marc Guiu	CHE	4.2m	87.7%	Unlikely
Watkins	AVL	8.5m	84.6%	Unlikely
Truffert	BOU	4.5m	80.1%	Unlikely
Ekitiké	LIV	8.6m	68.5%	Unlikely
Keane	EVE	4.6m	74.0%	Unlikely
Foden	MCI	8.8m	68.1%	Unlikely
Verbruggen	BHA	4.4m	69.9%	Unlikely
Andersen	FUL	4.6m	69.7%	Unlikely
Mitchell	CRY	5.0m	68.2%	Unlikely
Ballard	SUN	4.6m	67.0%	Unlikely
Haaland	MCI	15.0m	64.0%	Unlikely
Raya	ARS	6.0m	66.4%	Unlikely
Livramento	NEW	4.9m	63.7%	Unlikely
Tete	FUL	4.5m	61.9%	Unlikely
Casemiro	MUN	5.5m	62.9%	Unlikely
Dalot	MUN	4.4m	60.6%	Unlikely
Petrović	BOU	4.5m	57.8%	Unlikely
Dúbravka	BUR	4.0m	56.4%	Unlikely
Cullen	BUR	5.0m	56.1%	Unlikely
Guéhi	CRY	5.3m	48.5%	Unlikely
Cash	AVL	4.9m	51.3%	Unlikely
B.Fernandes	MUN	9.3m	47.4%	Unlikely
Romero	TOT	5.0m	50.7%	Unlikely
Van den Berg	BRE	4.5m	49.9%	Unlikely
James	CHE	5.6m	48.7%	Unlikely
Igor Jesus	NFO	5.8m	47.7%	Unlikely
Flemming	BUR	5.3m	47.7%	Unlikely
L.Miley	NEW	4.4m	39.3%	Unlikely
Pickford	EVE	5.5m	40.5%	Unlikely
Mount	MUN	5.9m	39.4%	Unlikely
Wilson	WHU	5.8m	39.5%	Unlikely
Cherki	MCI	6.5m	32.4%	Unlikely
Leno	FUL	4.9m	38.4%	Unlikely

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Player	Team	Price	Progress	Tonight
Lammens	MUN	5.1m	110.5%	Very Likely
Nallo	LIV	3.8m	100.9%	Very Likely
João Pedro	CHE	7.3m	98.9%	Likely
Mayenda	SUN	5.3m	100.5%	Very Likely
Elanga	NEW	6.6m	100.5%	Very Likely
Muniz	FUL	5.4m	100.3%	Very Likely
Rodon	LEE	4.1m	100.4%	Very Likely
Gudmundsson	LEE	3.9m	100.2%	Very Likely
Woltemade	NEW	7.4m	95.0%	Maybe
Jordan	BUR	4.0m	99.6%	Maybe
Neave	NEW	4.4m	99.1%	Maybe
Enzo	CHE	6.6m	94.7%	Maybe
Irving	WHU	4.4m	95.1%	Maybe
McKenna	BOU	4.0m	94.9%	Unlikely
Okafor	LEE	5.5m	94.4%	Unlikely
Barnes	BUR	4.3m	93.1%	Unlikely
Balcombe	BRE	4.0m	93.5%	Unlikely
Bentley	WOL	4.0m	92.8%	Unlikely
Sels	NFO	4.7m	91.5%	Unlikely
Piroe	LEE	5.0m	92.6%	Unlikely
Broggio	AVL	4.5m	92.3%	Unlikely
Morgan	BRE	4.4m	93.4%	Unlikely
Colwill	CHE	4.8m	91.9%	Unlikely
Kulusevski	TOT	6.4m	91.6%	Unlikely
Tasker	BHA	3.9m	89.6%	Unlikely
Nørgaard	ARS	5.2m	89.3%	Unlikely
Worrall	BUR	3.9m	88.8%	Unlikely
Yarmoliuk	BRE	5.0m	90.3%	Unlikely
Webster	BHA	4.4m	87.0%	Unlikely
McAtee	NFO	5.1m	86.7%	Unlikely
Coleman	EVE	4.3m	85.7%	Unlikely
Benitez	CRY	4.0m	86.2%	Unlikely
Munetsi	WOL	5.4m	85.1%	Unlikely
Danso	TOT	4.3m	86.6%	Unlikely
Barnes	NEW	6.3m	79.5%	Unlikely
Jair Cunha	NFO	4.3m	84.9%	Unlikely
Fitzgerald	MUN	4.4m	84.9%	Unlikely
Gakpo	LIV	7.4m	82.1%	Unlikely
Aina	NFO	4.7m	83.4%	Unlikely
Bevan	BOU	3.9m	83.5%	Unlikely

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Watchlists

	Player	Club	Factors
No Change	Raya Martin	ARS	C
No Change	Alisson	LIV	C
No Change	Donnarumma	MCI	C, Sus
Up	Kelleher	BRE	C, Vs
Down	Ramsdale	NEW	C
No Change	Dubravka	BUR	C, £

Last updated: 13 Dec, 2025 10:16am

	Player	Club	Factors
No Change	van Dijk	LIV	C
No Change	Jurriën Timber	ARS	C, Inj
No Change	O’Reilly	MCI	C
Up	Andersen	FUL	C
Up	Marc Guehi	CRY	A
Up	van den Berg	BRE	C, Vs
No Change	Thiaw	NEW	A
No Change	Milenkovic	NFO	C
No Change	van Hecke	BHA	A
No Change	Mukiele	SUN	C, £

Last updated: 13 Dec, 2025 10:28am

	Player	Club	Factors
No Change	Saka	ARS	B
No Change	Bruno Fernandes	MUN	A
No Change	Foden	MCI	A
No Change	Semenyo	BOU	C
Up	Szoboszlai	LIV	C
No Change	Minteh	BHA	B
No Change	Bruno Guimarães	NEW	A
No Change	Schade	BRE	C, Vs, Sus
No Change	Anderson	NFO	B, £

Last updated: 13 Dec, 2025 10:34am

	Player	Club	Factors
No Change	Haaland	MCI	B
No Change	Thiago	BRE	A, Vs
No Change	Mateta	CRY	C
Up	Ekitiké	LIV	B
Down	Welbeck	BHA	C, Rest
Down	Woltemade	NEW	B

Last updated: 13 Dec, 2025 10:43am

Community

9 October 2013 6941 comments

J0E

Gameweek 8 sees the launch of the latest team competition for the Fantasy Football Scout community organised by FFS UEFA. Following the success of last season’s ICC-themed cricket tournament, the group have created FFS Beach Soccer World Cup 2013, with 16 teams, each comprised of 11 players, competing for the crown.

If you’re new to the concept and are wondering just what all the chatter has been about, here’s a link to their site which will help explain matters in a little more detail.

Essentially, the scoring is based around the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) game.

Each team started scouting for players (ie, FPL managers) on Sunday, October 6 and the recruitment period will come to a close on Wednesday, October 16, with the roster of team players announced on Thursday, October 17.

The teams are led by a captain and vice-captain and guided by a manager, who decide which seven of their 11 players to field each week – depending on the perceived prospects of their FPL line-ups -and which four to bench. Their overall FPL scores for the Gameweek, with hits taken into account, will form the team’s score that week – by outscoring their opponents, they chalk up a win.

The first match in Gameweek 8 will be no more than a friendly before the main event gets underway the following weekend. This sees the 16 teams compete in four groups of four between Gameweek 9 and 11 – the top two teams from each group will progress to the knockout stages, where sides square up in a head-to-head elimination process from Gameweek 12 until the final in Gameweek 15. For anyone looking for further information on how the tournament works, click here for extra details.

Over the past few days, the tournament has become a popular topic on our site as the recruitment drive gets underway. As a result, we have created this article to keep discussion on the tournament to one particular place – we’ll ensure the article is kept featured at the top of the homepage, thus making it easier to find for those already involved or looking to do so.

Good luck to all those taking part.

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thetinkerman
12 years, 2 months ago
Team Ukraine....

We need to up our presence/PR drive/banter. It shouldn't be hard since we are composed entirely of mods and site contributors!
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1. Gaz Downright
  12 years, 2 months ago
  ahem..... your microphone..... it's still on....
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  1. thetinkerman
    12 years, 2 months ago
    It was an attempt to increase our site presence. We need to win the hearts and minds of the people!
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2. GreenWindmill
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Hmm, it might just be easier to suppress the other teams through moderating their comments. More fun too! 😀
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  1. thetinkerman
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Great idea, we can go all Stasi on them
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  2. Comment removed. This is now a team Ukraine thread, please do not pollute it with your nonsense.
  3. GreenWindmill
    12 years, 2 months ago
    😉
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  4. Heels_Over_Head
    12 years, 2 months ago
    *laughing at that moderation note
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    1. J0E
      12 years, 2 months ago
      That's how Stalin started out...a little note here and there and before you know it people were disappearing into gulags.
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      1. Heels_Over_Head
        12 years, 2 months ago
        I have communicated words of this event through other channels beyond the clutches of your censors.
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        J0E
        12 years, 2 months ago
        That reminds me of an excellent interview with a Syrian dissident who successfully escaped to the UK a few years back who had communicated with people through Facebook, He said the regime at the time thought Facebook was an actual book so didn't notice it online.
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3. Heels_Over_Head
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Indeed, the points you make may indeed be why it is hard. You should have recruited a someone who is not a mod to be your loud mouth, I mean, mouthpiece.
  
  I have a few on my scouting list that are still available.
  
  One who is four letter word for bending over politely and one who is named for a philanderer's dog come to mind.
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4. J0E
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Quite right. All other teams will be soundly defeated by the might of Ukraine, who back in the days of PES 1998 were a phenomenal side.. full of attacking flair and speed.
  
  In addition our name changes have helped, although I've gone for a more subtle alteration.
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  1. GreenWindmill
    12 years, 2 months ago
    PES, my word. Along with Sensible Soccer and Goal! that game brings back some mighty fond memories.
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    1. J0E
      12 years, 2 months ago
      There as a phenomenally fast player that played for Croatia in that game. Him and Michael Owen were legendary speed machines. Shevchenko was the king of the latching onto overhead thru balls at speed.
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      1. GreenWindmill
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Probably called Bakcic or something similar 😆
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        J0E
        12 years, 2 months ago
        I think it was Jorni. So fast he actually flew at one point.
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        Pepin - RIP Absinthe
        12 years, 2 months ago
        You don't mean the legend that was Robert Jarni?
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        J0E
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Jarni! That's it.
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Scoredelario
12 years, 2 months ago
Zep did a good job Brazilifying my initially rubbish grav 😀
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1. thetinkerman
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Nice.
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Scoredelario
12 years, 2 months ago
And on that note I'm off to bed/ to read the redknapp autobigoraphy. Cannot believe I gave that man 8 quid.
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1. J0E
  12 years, 2 months ago
  In the eyes of the tax man I think you'll find you didn't. 😉
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2. JT's Dog
  12 years, 2 months ago
  You gave it to dog charity
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Sarnab
12 years, 2 months ago
@Parm and Milanista

Can I join El Salvador team??
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Evs
12 years, 2 months ago
So, what's been happening in the crazy world of beach soccer today ?
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1. Bubbles
  12 years, 2 months ago
  It has been widely accepted that Team USA is the best team and will win.
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  1. Evs
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Never heard of them. Whose in that?
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2. Blue Lion
  12 years, 2 months ago
  A very excited Japan squad Eagerly awaiting the first training session with manager Newman. And especially his press conference before it.
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  1. Absinthe 42
    12 years, 2 months ago
    I've bought a new jock strap for the session!
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    1. Blue Lion
      12 years, 2 months ago
      😀
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      1. Absinthe 42
        12 years, 2 months ago
        It itches. Maybe it's second hand & Forca was the previous owner 🙂
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3. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
  12 years, 2 months ago
  You are still associated with a cheating group of Twitter addicts. Shameful, really. Would have expected a lot better of you, old chap.
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  1. Evs
    12 years, 2 months ago
    I am no cheat, or been involved in any cheating scandal !
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    1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
      12 years, 2 months ago
      Yet by declaring your allegiances to a group that is infamous for such behaviour, I am afraid, you have tainted your reputation. It is not too late to look eslewhere and try to salvage what used to be an impeccable image of a gentleman.
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      1. Evs
        12 years, 2 months ago
        😯 !
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        Pepin - RIP Absinthe
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Shocking, indeed. Act, you must.
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4. beric
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Senegoal still clear favourites, some nonsense about cheating, don't believe a word of it
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  1. JK - Cønt ⭐
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Clear favourites?
    
    *spits*. What a waste of good vodka
    
    Clearly you are not familiar with the line-up assembled by Team Russia
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Blue Lion
12 years, 2 months ago
Any cricket fans watching India vs Aus 20-20?
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Blue Lion
12 years, 2 months ago
cant wait to kick some Oranje ass! ninja style!
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1. Absinthe 42
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Overhead roundhouse top corner GOAL!!!!!
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JT's Dog
12 years, 2 months ago
@ headover, at mo I have slight chance of getting a place in one other team, by slight I mean there needs to be a couple of serious illness, a mysterious Walcott type injury and suicidal team bus driver before I get in.
But if it doesn't come off I will be honoured to represent your nation as the official, or unofficial PR ( wind up merchant) role
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DonTheSpecialOne
12 years, 2 months ago
Cheers Zep, for the grav. Good job mate.
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SuperOsçarBaby
12 years, 2 months ago
Zep can you help to make my grav? 🙂
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Ginkapo FPL
12 years, 2 months ago
Just realised were in a group with Tahiti, USA and UAE, not really sure why were bothering to fill up our squad, can get second place with just the three of us.

tahiti, enough said.
USA, I hope everyone remembers their cricket fail last year.
UAE, fair do's but the management in inexperienced.
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1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Anyone in the group, including your under-recruited bunch, is no threat for the great country of Russia on our way to the title. So keep on rambling.
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  1. Ginkapo FPL
    12 years, 2 months ago
    We shall be ramping up recruitment in time for the semi finals.
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    1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
      12 years, 2 months ago
      I do think recruitment closes prior to tournament commencing?
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      1. JT's Dog
        12 years, 2 months ago
        What if they are free agents
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        Pepin - RIP Absinthe
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Not sure
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      2. Ginkapo FPL
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Aye, working towards a 16th October deadline in reality.
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2. Louis
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Group C is definitely the group of death.
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  1. beric
    12 years, 2 months ago
    yeah just saw that. 3 of the best in one group
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    1. Ginkapo FPL
      12 years, 2 months ago
      Someone clearly doesnt remember the Windies....
      
      Group D is the real group of death. Two DZ heavy teams in that group and the cream of Totalfpl.
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      1. JT's Dog
        12 years, 2 months ago
        I am willing to defect from team Portugal to Spain if you need people, or even if you don't need them
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        4vets
        12 years, 2 months ago
        😯
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      2. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Could not agree more. Glad we have Ivory Coast to be the group's Malta for easy points.
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      3. TokyoRed 東京赤
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Cream of Totalfpl sounds like the world's worst soup.
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    2. Louis
      12 years, 2 months ago
      Yeap Brazil, Iran and Ukraine are strong teams 😉
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      1. 4vets
        12 years, 2 months ago
        I'm always in the bloody group of death!
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        SPorting
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Hey dirty lurker!
        
        Where have you been.
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        4vets
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Been taking a break from FPL and FFS (mainly playing FIFA 14 🙂 ) as it was all getting a little too intense in the vets household.
        
        I may be back though!
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        SPorting
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Don't rush!
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        4vets
        12 years, 2 months ago
        At my age, I can't.
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        JK - Cønt ⭐
        12 years, 2 months ago
        😆 😆
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  2. Bubbles
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Group C - All talk, no action.
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3. Bubbles
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Cricket fail?... Cricket fail?! Brave finalists I'll have you know! Robbed we were, robbed!
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  1. Ginkapo FPL
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Made it out of the group by default....
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SPorting
12 years, 2 months ago
Yet again, the libellous allegations of "cheating" within the Senegal camp raise their ugly head.

I'll say this; before the recruiting period was officially opened, I was personally approached by three different team managers and NONE of them were Christina.

If there was some kind of "Gentlemen's Agreement" then these managers broke it too.

Funny how it seems that the one's who shout the hardest appear to be trying to deflect the blame away from themselves.
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1. 4vets
  12 years, 2 months ago
  The real mystery is why the f*** anyone would approach you in the first place.
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  1. SPorting
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Charismatic, outspoken, funny, witty, charming, well-known, respected.
    
    Just some of the words people don't use to describe you.
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    1. 4vets
      12 years, 2 months ago
      So very true, but that doesn't solve the mystery. Are Scooby Do and the gang about?
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      1. SPorting
        12 years, 2 months ago
        I'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling Vets!
        
        Just so long as Scrappy isn't with them.
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        4vets
        12 years, 2 months ago
        🙂
        
        Could never stand that Scappy character. It ruined the whole thing. It ruined my life. B@stard!
        
        Ok... I need to take a break.
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        SPorting
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Back to FIFA 14 you go....
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  2. Saint Domingo
    12 years, 2 months ago
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    1. SPorting
      12 years, 2 months ago
      Hey Solo Man.
      
      How's the Twitter thing working out for you guys?
      
      Can you get your konehead around the concept?
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      1. Saint Domingo
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Ha! Couldn't access the Twitter account last night for some reason but think it is all sorted now...Be good for our teammates to keep in contact with each other though . 🙂
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        SPorting
        12 years, 2 months ago
        True.
        
        We need more teams (and players) on Twitter.
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2. Christina.
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Let me guess the all wanted you as capt? 🙄
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  1. SPorting
    12 years, 2 months ago
    No idea.
    
    I didn't bother reading their sub-standard offers.
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3. Christina.
  12 years, 2 months ago
  name the bastards!
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4. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
  12 years, 2 months ago
  I have been shouting the most that Senegal are cheaters, and guess what? I didn't recruit anyone before the deadline (except my captain, which was allowed)
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  1. SPorting
    12 years, 2 months ago
    They know who they are.
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    1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
      12 years, 2 months ago
      Yes, but your point was '3 other managers cheated, so Senegal isn't so bad.'
      
      That logic leaves out all the teams that did what they were supposed to.
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      1. SPorting
        12 years, 2 months ago
        No. My point is that all we hear is "Senegal cheated".
        
        Pretty rich when some of the people peddling this notion are also the aforementioned agreement breakers.
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      2. Christina.
        12 years, 2 months ago
        are you really so naive to believe the organisers did not discuss and recruite prior to launch? im not.
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        The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
        12 years, 2 months ago
        I don't have to be naive to believe this: since I didn't know I didn't cheat that makes at least one manager who did what they were supposed to do.
        
        sucks that other managers cheated too. But just because Senegal wasn't the only cheating group doesn't make it all right. sure its unfair that Senegal gets the most heat....but that might have something to do with the fact that they had 8 members before all non cheating teams had 3.
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  2. Christina.
    12 years, 2 months ago
    ha.....they way japan recruited demi this afternoon after making 3 other aplicants believe they had a shot at the final team place was a disgrace to the sport of beach booty.
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    1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
      12 years, 2 months ago
      All 4 of them did have a shot. Ryan was waiting for my say so, and when I made the call, then and ONLY THEN were the offers made.
      
      Also, this point falls apart considering 2 of those 4 actually made it, one of whom made it AFTER Demi did.
      
      Check your facts, cheat.
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      1. Christina.
        12 years, 2 months ago
        so demi comes on here and says he wants to join either brazil or japan...1min later ryan says 'you are in'....weird that he was on ffs to appoint demi....poor old brazil that send an email a week ago....yeah tight....senegoal are cheats.
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        The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Ah, once again, your facts are wrong. I offered Demi a spot last night, before even Absinthe had been appointed, meaning there were 3 whole spots available when Demi got the offer.....over 15 hours ago.
        
        http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2013/10/09/ffs-uefa-beach-soccer-tournament-2013/?hc_page=9#hc_comment_5785656
        
        Demi was one of the 4 in consideration. the post you saw about Demi wanted to join Japan was the acceptance of our original offer last night.
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        The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
        12 years, 2 months ago
        The conversation you saw was just Ryan finalizing an offer I had already made.
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        SPorting
        12 years, 2 months ago
        He added hastily.
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        The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Well, Sometimes the Senegalese require a little more explanation than others.
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        Christina.
        12 years, 2 months ago
        I will be worried if I was a jap. demi cleary said he was willing to join either japland or brazil. either one would do. no loyalty there....well at least you will have the inside lane on the fifa beach booty starting line ups.
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        The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Not everyone is so quick screw people over for profit.
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        Absinthe 42
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Yes boss-san.
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5. beric
  12 years, 2 months ago
  well said vc
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6. ★FC Borecelona★
  12 years, 2 months ago
  This is all getting a bit serious, isn't it? 😯
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  1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Not at all, just part of the banter 😀
    
    *back to evil Russian General mode*
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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      12 years, 2 months ago
      Check your e-mail Comrade
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  2. beric
    12 years, 2 months ago
    no
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7. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Strange. Me and Newman are the ones that have been shouting the loudest, and neither one of us recruited you - or would have even had the slightest thought of recruiting you EVEN if we were to break the agreement. Soooo...your point?
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  1. SPorting
    12 years, 2 months ago
    We both know the truth. No further comment.
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    1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
      12 years, 2 months ago
      Joking aside, I don't really care about this whole cheating thing 🙂 Just adds to the fun. But you know and I know that I did not approach you, neither did I approach anyone but my first choice for captain, JK.
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      1. SPorting
        12 years, 2 months ago
        You were not one of the three who contact me.
        
        Your integrity is intact Comrade.
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  2. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Here here, Pep.
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    1. SPorting
      12 years, 2 months ago
      Don't get your scarf in a twist Robbo, you're in the clear too.
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rumplestilskin
12 years, 2 months ago
A Wise decision by Demi....

he chose a loyal and passionate team for the honour.....

Konichiwa Demi 🙂
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1. SPorting
  12 years, 2 months ago
  *Sushi
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  1. rumplestilskin
    12 years, 2 months ago
    demi preferred sushi to samba...
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Pepin - RIP Absinthe
12 years, 2 months ago
How many teams have already turned down your friendly requests for GW8, Senegoal?

At this stage, you might end up playing with yourselves - which is something you are all probably used to.
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1. JK - Cønt ⭐
  12 years, 2 months ago
  BURN
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2. Christina.
  12 years, 2 months ago
  get our press conference from your media guy you tit.
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Christina.
12 years, 2 months ago
*Senegal considers withdrawing from fifa beach soccer tournament and taking part in tri nations tournament with portugal and 3rd team still to be announced.
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1. SPorting
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Wondered when this announcement was coming.
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2. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
  12 years, 2 months ago
  *All other nations encourage Senegal to do so
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  1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Although Russia would sign this petition for the removal of Senegal from the tournament, we believe it will be more fun to defeat them on the sandy courts.
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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      12 years, 2 months ago
      especially as they have sand, and we do not
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      1. beric
        12 years, 2 months ago
        russia's pretty big, i bet there's loads of sand
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        JK - Cønt ⭐
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Russia is big, and cold and full of mountains.
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        Evs
        12 years, 2 months ago
        I didn't see any when i was there...! Rivers, seas, no beach (well, not a proper beach)
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        SPorting
        12 years, 2 months ago
        I've flown over Russia a few times. That is one big ass country. Sandy bits too.
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      2. beric
        12 years, 2 months ago
        http://www.russianmap.info/russian_cities/black_sea_coast/anapa/
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3. JT's Dog
  12 years, 2 months ago
  You are more than welcome, though we know bugger all about running tournaments
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4vets
12 years, 2 months ago
Jesus, I'm stupid. I really do need to start cheating!

That said, we'd still have the same Iran squad if we did cheat.

Our plast member will be announced soon... 1.5 votes still be sent.
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1. 4vets
  12 years, 2 months ago
  *last... plastered
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2. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Would be quite an achievement if you win this thing back to back. Though I find it hard to imagine your squad overcoming the Russian brigade. Too much power.
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JT's Dog
12 years, 2 months ago
Do you think this is how the United Nations meeting sound, arguing about cheating and calling each other scooby doo
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1. SPorting
  12 years, 2 months ago
  I'd be disappointed if they didn't. It's what I pay my taxes for!
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2. TokyoRed 東京赤
  12 years, 2 months ago
  From what I've seen that is exactly what they do.
  
  Who can forget Castro railing against capitalism, the Bay of Pigs, Scrappy Doo and Gadzookie in the late 80s?
  
  Or Gorbachev's legendary "Is Velma a lesbian" speech?
  
  http://gyrovague.wordpress.com/2010/09/23/the-top-10-craziest-things-ever-said-during-a-u-n-speech/
  
  Check out the classic facepalm in the final photo.
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  1. JT's Dog
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Lol Velma quote
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JK - Cønt ⭐
12 years, 2 months ago
TEAM RUSSIA ANNOUNCEMENT

Date: 10/10/13
Location - Secret Bunker, Moscow

Team Russia, led by Comrade Manager Pepin and Comrade Drunk Captain JK are pleased to announce that a vice captain has been appointed. We here at Russia have always valued loyalty. With this in mind, we have rewarded the Comrade who proved his loyalty by leaving the capitalist pig dogs and joining the Russian revolution. Capitalist Pig Dogs of BSWC Team Russia presents to you

COMRADE VICE CAPTAIN TRIGGERLIPS
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1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
  12 years, 2 months ago
  *applauds*
  
  Triggerlips is hereby given the title Lieutenant Triggerlips and our Captain JK will be promoted to Colonel JK
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2. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
  12 years, 2 months ago
  I didnt even know Trigg switched. who was he with before?
  
  Great pick for the VC. Hard to hate this team, even though they are in our group.
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  1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
    12 years, 2 months ago
    He entertained multiple offers at the start, given his excellent track record, but he was quick to declare his loyalty to the Motherland.
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Pepin - RIP Absinthe
12 years, 2 months ago
*Two major announcements from the Russian camps expected today*

Appointment of Vice Captain and 'Friendly with a Twist' proposal to another nation.
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1. JK - Cønt ⭐
  12 years, 2 months ago
  You might want to look up Comrade
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2. beric
  12 years, 2 months ago
  i'm guessing your vc is triggerlips
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  1. Evs
    12 years, 2 months ago
    😆
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  2. SPorting
    12 years, 2 months ago
    😆
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  3. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
    12 years, 2 months ago
    You are living up more and more to your team's demeanor. A shame, really.
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3. SPorting
  12 years, 2 months ago
  As Head of Communications for Team Senegal, maybe I can give you some pointers about internal communication.
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  1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Not sure I want to spend my days looking up jokes online and posting them on social networking sites with a character limit on the posts - but thanks for the offer.
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    1. SPorting
      12 years, 2 months ago
      Looking up jokes? Then you're doing it wrong..
      
      Making up jokes is a natural gift for some people and working with a limit trains the mind.
      
      Loosen your Ushanka Comrade.
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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius�…
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Sounds painful. 😉
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The Machine
12 years, 2 months ago
Why is Christina so miffed about Demi joining Japan?

Just had a loot at his team. Pretty similar to an average member of the UAE squad

No damage done
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1. Chu Young Ping Pong
  12 years, 2 months ago
  You're going to be benched every week. I'd shut up if I were you.
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  1. The Machine
    12 years, 2 months ago
    And i would have started every week for Tahiti
    
    Says a lot about the two teams, really
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Christina.
12 years, 2 months ago
triggertits did not even make senegals shortlist.
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1. JK - Cønt ⭐
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Then what does this say for your petty little team?
  
  *chugs more vodka*
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  1. Christina.
    12 years, 2 months ago
    petty little team? every team seems to have wanted first option on my 11. 🙄
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ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
12 years, 2 months ago
Guys, we have a manager of the month competition at work. However we use the fpl monthly totals. These don't appear to be taking hits into account! Why is this?

I have a lot riding on it and everyne is taking hits, I'm not and they are obviously better off than me as a result... Is it a glitch?

Thanks for any advice
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1. Christina.
  12 years, 2 months ago
  move along. wrong thread.
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2. JT's Dog
  12 years, 2 months ago
  This thread is for national arguments only
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  1. rumplestilskin
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Joao Terry....
    
    which team are u in?
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    1. JT's Dog
      12 years, 2 months ago
      At the moment I am in the independent nation of Portugal
      But willing to move as it is lonely
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    2. JT's Dog
      12 years, 2 months ago
      It is a cunning (chicks this isn't auto corrected to swear word) plan to entice Brazil
      I have changed my name in Portuguese
      I have enrolled for 3 day Portuguese language course
      And my wife sits wife razor in hand as I type
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      1. rumplestilskin
        12 years, 2 months ago
        I hope u get in to a team where u won't feel that lonely....
        any preferences...
        don't say, it might hamper your chances...
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gravless
12 years, 2 months ago
Removing the comment doesn't alter the fact.

😎
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1. Saint Domingo
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Haha
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2. Evs
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Removed due to inappropriate language.
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  1. gravless
    12 years, 2 months ago
    can't handle the truth morelike...........
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    1. Evs
      12 years, 2 months ago
      Remove the swear and the post would have stood.
      
      Read the t&cs
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  2. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Odd choice of 'inappropriate' - worse words aren't being censored. I fear the Senegoal mindset is now clouding your mod judgement, too...
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    1. Damo.
      12 years, 2 months ago
      i.e. Jap. Now that's f**king disgraceful.
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  3. rumplestilskin
    12 years, 2 months ago
    it was all inappropriate language last night by HVT from the Orange...
    
    The Senegoalies also dont seem to be bothered about that...
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The Machine
12 years, 2 months ago
Average rank of Senegal squad

219k

Even when they cheat, they're crap 😆
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1. gravless
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Average IQ of the Senegal squad
  
  5
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  1. gravless
    12 years, 2 months ago
    and that's being generous
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2. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Percentage of players legitimately acquired by Senegal: .46 at most.
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  1. beric
    12 years, 2 months ago
    I bet you're a barrel of laughs at monopoly
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3. beric
  12 years, 2 months ago
  people love to talk about senegoal, it's hard being this popular
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  1. The Machine
    12 years, 2 months ago
    People*
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    1. beric
      12 years, 2 months ago
      i couldnt be arsed to press shift
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      1. gravless
        12 years, 2 months ago
        **** Swear word alert ****
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        beric
        12 years, 2 months ago
        haha
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        Ginkapo FPL
        12 years, 2 months ago
        *feck swear word alert feck
        
        No need for the asteriks
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4. Christina.
  12 years, 2 months ago
  last time I looked you begged me to be part of my team....you even offered to sleep with forca...
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Ginkapo FPL
12 years, 2 months ago
I have to admit Spain cheated. We recruited our VC before the official unveiling. I am sorry if you feel we gained an unfair advantage by doing this.

We now have 693 players on the books and defining a squad will be hard. Prequalification knockout competition anyone?
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1. JT's Dog
  12 years, 2 months ago
  The QPR of beach soccer
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2. Evs
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Although a lot of people you have got plenty of beaches, so you won't be short on space 😎
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3. SPorting
  12 years, 2 months ago
  ^ This is the sort of behaviour I was talking about.
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Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius�…
12 years, 2 months ago
So. We ARE behind the bike shed. Only, it is an official bike shed, and there is CCTV.

I am not playing. 😉 😛
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1. ★FC Borecelona★
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Evening teammate 😛
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Blue Lion
12 years, 2 months ago
Whoa!! I missed a lot!
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1. SPorting
  12 years, 2 months ago
  It's all going down in China Town!
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2. rumplestilskin
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Not much...
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3. Blue Lion
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Katie should have the grav of a tigress instead of a cat.!
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  1. rumplestilskin
    12 years, 2 months ago
    U should see her new one.... 🙂
    
    just what we needed
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Narcos
12 years, 2 months ago
Any Spot left in any team..have been decent this season....would love to be a part of the game FFS BEACH SOCCER...FPL ID is 1940011...The history is not great as I started with this team only lat year during winter transfer GW22...BUt have been playing FPL since its inception with other Email id...So if any managers wants to give me a spot I am Ready...
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JT's Dog
12 years, 2 months ago
First matches are Gonna be like sands of Iwo Jima
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Saint Domingo
12 years, 2 months ago
Any Solomon Islanders about???
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