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2 April 2011 1877 comments
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Stop! Der Hammer Time(*).

As the dawn of another gameweek is upon it’s up to the Hammers and Manchester United to wake us up from our Internationally enforced slumber and the last minute tinkerers of the Saturday Surgery hand the reins over to the Dugout Discussion.

News from the Boleyn Ground is that the traveling side have decided to rest Edwin Van Der Sar with Thomas Kuszczak coming in while Nani (frustrating? Yes. But seeing as nigh on ‘everyone’ has him not quite so painful across the fantasy-sphere) takes a seat on the pine with Park filling his spot. Fabio also nabs the right-back berth, Vidic returns and Hernandez drops out for Gibson as Fergie favours the 451/433. The home team meanwhile see no need to change their side from that which drew at Spurs last gameweek. Teams in full are…

West Ham XI:Green; Jacobsen, Da Costa, Upson, Bridge; Parker, Hitzlsperger, Noble; O’Neil, Cole, Ba.

United XI: Kuszczak; Fabio, Smalling, Vidic, Evra; Gibson, Carrick, Giggs; Valencia, Rooney, Park.

After we’ve said our ta-ta’s to the aforementioned fixture we’ll head through the six three o’clock fixtures with Redknapp’s team of choice against Wigan of interest with Liverpool and Chelsea also visiting West Brom and Stoke respectively. Arsenal playing host to Blackburn -perhaps the most key fixture of the day- will close out Saturday for us with the evening kick-off.

The Dugout Discussion will be open through all this action up until the final whistle blows.

(*)dues finally paid as promised.

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  1. $hahriyar
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    World Cup final goin down to the last over, Sri Lanka missing a few experienced bowlers.

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    1. Boom!!!
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      india will win easily with a powerplay left too...

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  2. Johnny Unitas
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    Poor ol' Chelsea, brilliant.

    Nani (C) was just about to become Rooney(C) but at the 87th minute it all went up in smoke, only 33 with Adam/Tevez/Kolarov and Nasri to play.

    Why was Nani benched btw? What a game!

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  3. Attila the Bum
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    FORWARD THINKING
    Ameobi (3.5) is a good 'un
    Beckford (3) is a toe rag
    Dembele (3) is overly popular.

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    1. Bubbles
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      It's all about Bobby Z tomorrow. I hope.

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    2. Bubbles
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      Actually, not to rub it in or anything, but Beckford did score, the officials just didn't see it. 🙂

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        Robbed!

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        This is true!!! 😡

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    3. Back on the horse
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      beckers had it over the line too

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    4. Gargamel
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      People got the wrong Fulham player, it's Andy Johnson who will do it.

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        I was going to pick him, but somehow decided that Dembele was more likely to play given Zamora might be back

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        1. Gargamel
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          He probably is tbh. I can't really back this pick up 🙂

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          1. Boom!!!
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            i agree coz i picked him in forward thinking and have him in my fpl team as well 🙂

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  4. Retro
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    I was planning to still catch the guy first in the world (yeah right!) when I saw he has Rooney captain. How does he consistently make weird decisions that turn out right?

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    1. rasher
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      Cos he's a jammy c"nt just like 1 of my rivals

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    2. Gargamel
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      I think it was a good decision myself, I was very very close to going for it too.

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    3. Fray Bentos
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      when you look at his team, captaining rooney was in no way a weird decision.

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  5. rasher
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    Tempted to put a bit on arsenal -2 handicap ao to win by at least 3 goals odds aren't great at 8/5 hmmmm

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  6. That's Groß
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    thanks fergie (or mike phelan...) for bringing on nani for 3 minutes. you cost me odemwingie's points.

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    1. 4vets
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      Odem only has 2 right now.

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    2. The Stock
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      Behave.

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      1. Johnny Unitas
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        Nani (C) coming on cost me another 14 from Rooney, f*cking disaster

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  7. Gargamel
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    Great finish by Elmander, different goal.

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    1. Bubbles
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      Garg praises a Swede alert! 😀

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      1. Gargamel
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        Hahaha. I've already praised at least 5 other players today and still you give me stick!

        (Watch Martin Olsson score a hat trick against Arsenal now)

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        1. Bubbles
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          Hehe, I've only just come on the computer. 🙂

          As long as RVP & Nasri bang in a few and rescue my week I don't mind!

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      2. Attila the Bum
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        😆 Gargikea

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    2. applebonkers
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      that elmander goal against wolves is my favourite goal of the season

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      1. Gargamel
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        Applebonkers praises a Swede alert!

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      2. MAD
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        now that was something else, clip clap clip three defenders out and back of the net

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  8. PFOR
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    Meanwhile in the Alps...

    Will: Hey bro, Cesc is on the bench.
    James: ... 😥

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    1. Boom!!!
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      😆

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  9. rasher
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    Got burned this week also took roon out for rvp last night

    then on a 50/50 I started zigic over Gardner and mcleish the f@@king d@&head brings him on last 15 mins

    zigic has been poison to my team he's gettin straight out

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  10. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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    Help!

    Gyan,Welbeck,Walcott,Gardner,Nasri

    Pick two please

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    1. Fray Bentos
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      Gyan & Walcott

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      1. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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        +1, done and done!

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  11. Demí
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    Just went to the petrol station. Nobody was serving ffs. The Indians are all watching the cricket. FML

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  12. SuperDorrans
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    20 points so far, niceeeeee.

    BOING BOING! 😀

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    1. Bubbles
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      Told you I fancied you guys to do it today! Wish I put my money where my mouth was.

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    2. Boom!!!
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      18 points booyah 😡

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      1. SuperDorrans
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        I took out Rooney for Carroll! aha

        I might be a little more bothered had we not just won but boy we did, so I couldn't really give two flying f*cks! There's only one Roy Hodgson!! 🙂

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          Won Woy Hodgson!

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    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      I did tell you that Woy would sort you out! 🙂

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      1. SuperDorrans
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        Oh and how does everyone fancy Wolves' chances of staying up now?!

        PAHA! 🙂

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          I still think they'll do it too ...

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        2. PFOR
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          Excellent win, nice one taking Rooney out as well 😉

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          1. SuperDorrans
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            I know, shocking really but not too bothered really, at the end of the day his hatrick helped Albion as we didn't want West Ham getting a result....

            Albion come first! 🙂

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  13. Attila the Bum
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    The Next Messi?
    9 Year old Japanese kid with un-believ-able tekkers. He's probably taller than Messi too.

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      OOPS didnt link
      http://deadspin.com/#!5788228
      Seriously give this a watch. Mental.

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      1. A-Team
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        Can't pass though...

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          Greedy little bugger isnt he?

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          1. The Stock
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            Right little ballhogger.

            Also, is there no fecking grass in Japan? Bet he's rubbish off the dirttrack

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      2. $hahriyar
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        damn, i could swear that its a midget playin with kids!

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    2. The Stock
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      He's got a girl's haircut too!

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    3. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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      There's been way too many Asian 'Messi' already...

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  14. Jimmers
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    1725: Birmingham boss Alex McLeish: "Kevin Phillips was fantastic today I can't praise him any higher. He did ask for more minutes on the pitch and I admit I did use him sparingly in the first half of the season, maybe that was the wrong decision. He is a genius in the box, he just drifts into space it's difficult to coach that, it's a gift. He is a natural scorer."

    Time to people to ditch Zigic?

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    1. PFOR
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      Time to ditch Zigic regardless. Can't see Philips getting consistent minutes though, he's what, 37?

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    2. Demí
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      time to ditch zigic= yes

      ditch him for phillips= NO

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  15. Waldaz
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    Err, so today Nasri in the Cesc role with Walcott and Arshavin on the wings?

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    1. PFOR
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      I wouldn't say 'the Cesc role' but yeah.

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      1. Waldaz
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        the Rooney role? 😛

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    2. 4vets
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      Marvelous 🙂

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  16. MAD
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    F*cking awesome day of footy thus far. WHam Utd was a cracker and so was Stoke Chelsea. Cech up for some bPS with those two world class saves?

    Arsenal BBurn now... good luck rvp captainers!

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    1. Demí
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      Oh to be a fan of football 😆

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Cheers, MAD! Some of us need all the help we can get ... 🙂

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  17. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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    Come on Arsenal! Stick six in!

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      +6 (RVP 15, 24, 33 Nasri 18, 56, 67)

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        That will do nicely! 😉

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    2. Shipstontrev
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      +6

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  18. Sess!
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    looks like i m not the only one with brunt sitting on my bench. Fergie you nob head bringing nani on

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Never mind that! I've got Gardner with splinters! ğŸ™

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    2. Joey
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      I dont think he gives a shit about ur fpl team, Might be wrong though

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  19. $hahriyar
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    New post bitches!!!

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  20. Attila the Bum
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    Dalglish reveals Steven Gerrard, recovered from a groin op, was injured again in training yesterday: "Same area but not the same thing."

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      He's going to get hairy palms ...

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  21. Damo.
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    Lads is this Phil Jones' first game back? Delighted for em.

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  22. HST
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    New post kids.

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  23. Locarno
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    I think Rovers fans should turn the TV off and go to the pub. This is gonna get messy.

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    1. MAD
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      you're on fire with the bad calls today aren't you?

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      1. Locarno
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        It's a gift.

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