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24 October 2013 2019 comments
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And so it goes on. With Granville bemoaning a “reasonable” 58-point Gameweek, I slip further into the mire as my team of differentials, mis-placed punts and failed opportunities continue on their relentless decline.

Slowly but surely the roles are being reversed in our weekly chat – as I recall my latest errant transfer and Granville struggles to curb his smugness: he even talks about himself in the third person.

As I desperately clutch at straws and roll out some positive thinking, my co-host halts his stream of advice to analyse the week’s rolling bandwagons and preview the weekend fixtures, whilst discussing the crunchy topics.

Join the counselling session via this link or stream the sorrow via the handy player below…

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Optimus.
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    Oh dear

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  2. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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    Is Blaine's really worth 7.7?

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    1. An Púca
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      nope

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    2. rozzo
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      He does spend a lot of time in the box

      Shazam

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  3. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Just listened to pod. Mark has resignation in his voice like a man (Palace) that needs to take up golf and leave FF, family and friends behind to relax and unwind for 3 hours, get to the 19th hole, talk bollox, laugh, stare at the barmaid with great lemons. get pissed, get taxi and get back to her in doors who rejoices by the thoughts of fook he's back.

    I love golf.

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    1. stilicho
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      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      My experience of golf is a lot more frustrating and sweary than that. Maybe I'm getting the holes in the wrong order.

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      1. stilicho
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        • 15 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        It might just be because I'm shit.

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        1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          You are not taking the sport seriously and banging out hundreds of balls down the range.

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    2. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      He always sounds like that even when he's doing well

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      1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Ahh

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    3. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      The only Golf I like ends in GTI 😉

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      1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Boy Racer with money to spend on outlandish insurance policies.

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    4. alsybach
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Melons surely?

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      1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Melons, Lemons, Grapes it is but idiosyncrasies.

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    5. Gaz Downright
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      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      unusual spelling of melon

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  4. joinho
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Who to bench Januzaj or Barkley?

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  5. AK ⭐
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Need help here. Got 2 transfers and I am confused.

    Migs

    Vidic Terry Fonte (Collins,Chester)

    Michu Barkley Amalfitano Lampard (JWP)

    RVP Suarez Giroud

    These are the ones I have in mind.

    A) Vidic and Lamps to Chico and Hazard

    B) Vidic, Lamps and RVP to Walker, Hazard and Aguero

    C) Collins to Murner and save the other.

    Anything else I should be considering?

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    1. karankachiefs
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      I think a looks good. Lampard definitely has to go

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  6. SW6
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Would you play Ravel(swa) over Brady(tot)

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    1. AK ⭐
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Yes I think.

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    2. joinho
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Ravel

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    3. Cahill
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      yeah

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  7. Ginkapo FPL
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Nicely done Granville.

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  8. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    *banned shrug emoticon*

    HomeCrowd's on her period I guess, a little tempermental today...

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  9. tangtastic
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    I did Eriksen to Hazard... but after listening to the podcast can't help but feel I should've gone Michu?

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  10. r0nh
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Scoutcast any good?

    Someone give me a bullet point summary.

    Regards,

    Me.

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    1. tangtastic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      - They said hello
      - Talked about fantasy football
      - music
      - End

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      1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Felt like so much more than that. Like a moth making frantic, determined love to your light fixture

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    2. MJ6987
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      I don't know how to do bullets on here.

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  11. Cahill
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Hey guys - have 2FT's...nothing i really want to do this week so will keep 2 for next week.

    Mignolet Harper
    Walker Coleman Clyne Williams Figueroa
    Ozil Michu Ramsey Paulinho Amalfitano
    Rooney Suarez Lukaku

    Which transfer would be better to free up a little cash this week?

    a) Amalfitano -> RMorrison
    b) Williams -> NTaylor

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  12. Doar1986
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Who do I bench

    Kagawa. Michu. Ramsey. HBA. Siggs

    Or do you think it will be decided for me as they aren't exactly all bolted on

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    1. Bartowski
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      I really doubt Kags will start

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  13. Bartowski
    • 15 Years
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    If you had to choose Rodwell or Januzaj, who would you go with?

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    1. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      rodwell

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    2. karankachiefs
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Jacuzzi

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    3. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      To play or transfer in?

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      1. Bartowski
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        I'd be replacing Rodwell with Jan in my wc

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  14. Scottys Army
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Laurdup post match interview

    We created far more in 2nd half , yes its obvious Swansea are better balanced without bony.

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  15. Bartowski
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    I think the Beast had a bet on Swansea in their accumulator....

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  16. Corrigan
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Viper, (comments suddenly went blank for me), I'm not sure on Travel Insurance cost but I reckon Martin Lewis is a good place to start (Medical Insurance is not needed as there is a reciprocal NHS scheme or summat).

    I shall set up a Commonwealth account too!

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    1. Viper
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Yeah my comments went all weird too!

      Would it be total and utter madness to go without it yeah? Dya mind me asking what age you are out of interest?

      I don't know why I try so hard in FPL at the moment, when it comes to January and i'm in the outback i'll probably be doing well to find out the scores never mind change my team! 🙂

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      1. Corrigan
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        I think Travel Ins is needed as it's something to do with that NHS scheme not covering ambulances or something. I shall look into in more detail and get back to you. Talking of NHS, you're Irish iirc? So it may be different for yourself. I'm 22 going on Mark Corrigan's age.

        Meh the way this season is going, I'm not too bothered as it's a blimming write off! You're right though; I hope there's WIFI on whatever ranch I found myself.

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        1. Viper
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          I'm 22 aswell, will be 23 when I go! Yeah i'm Irish. I'll look into it further. There's a few small niggly things to sort out like insurance, tax numbers, banks etc. but it'll be all sorted! 😉

          How do your parent/s feel about it? Are you travelling alone?

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          1. Corrigan
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 3 months ago

            I'm waiting on a letter and email before I can book my flights.

            -Travel Insurance
            -Bank

            -Luggage
            -Farm (waiting on email)

            I'll sort out Tax and Medicare when I get there.

            I've reassured my parents that it's fine to travel alone. Gotta live life to the full! We're blessed to have 21st century travel. I've sold nearly all my possessions, scanned all my documents and ready for an adventure! Plenty of time for slaving over a desk.

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  17. DF
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    sh*t the bed. have you seen the price of lamela?

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    1. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      8m for a player who doesn't start!

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      1. DF
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        did tonight. absolute gash. a long way from a weekend berth.

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        1. MJ6987
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          Was a second string side tonight.

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    2. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Only once. Right mess.

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  18. MJ6987
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    Top scoring FPL players this season...

    1. Sturridge
    2. Ramsey
    3. Aguero
    4. Giroud
    5. Yaya
    6. Lovren.

    How many have you got?

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    1. SW6
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      1..

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    2. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      1

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    3. Declan-
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      2. Ramsey and Giroud

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      1. Declan-
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        12 years, 3 months ago

        This will be my first week as a Ramsey owner though

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    4. Bubz
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      I disagree with these. But I have none of them 😆

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      1. MJ6987
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        You can't disagree, it's in the FPL scores!

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        1. Bubz
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          Ohhhh. Hahaha. Woops.

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    5. MJ6987
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      1 for me as well

      And herein lies the problem!

      I bet that at this stage last season most on here had 4 or 5 of the top 6.

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      1. Lanley Staurel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Indeed. Therein lies the fecking problem!

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      2. tm245
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        RVP, Michu, Fellaini played the game for us last season. Ah, the discreet charm of the power five...

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    6. Viper
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Ramsey & Giroud.

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    7. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      I am doomed.

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    8. FISSH
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      2

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  19. chrisjdgrady
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Pretty sure I'm dropping Michu for either hazard or silva but can't decide who ://////

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    1. SW6
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Michu just scored though

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    2. Gaz Downright
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      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      do you want to decide yourself or someone to decide for you?

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    3. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Bad idea. Get Silva in for someone else.

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  20. Viper
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    I'm sure it's been mentioned lots but it's quite annoying how much RVP's ownership has fallen yet he has only dropped 0.1m!

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    1. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      His NTI keeps getting reset!

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    2. Declan-
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      The flag changes have been the problem. Constantly getting reset to zero. If he plays Saturday the same will happen again

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      1. Tangogooner
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Forget about him he's old and washed up

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        1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          😆

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        2. Declan-
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          But you'd love him back at arsenal 😉

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          1. Tangogooner
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 3 months ago

            Maybe on loan for a season but that's not gonna happen... He's getting old and always been injury prone, so is probably due one. Fpl is so much better without him on form as it's so dull with everyone (c) him each week. The novices are suffering in my league 🙂

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    3. Bubz
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Yeah it is a complete joke.

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    4. Viper
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Surely that's an obvious flaw in the system. He keeps getting rescued! Look at poor Lamela and he down to 8.0m!

      Well, as long as RVP keep blanking/scoring low I don't care what price he is..

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  21. Tangogooner
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Need to get rid of kolorov with 0.6 in the bank

    Chico or any ideas?

    Ming - boruc
    Toure lovren terry / kolorov gabbidon
    oscar ozil Ramsey januzaj Barkley
    Rooney Giroud Suarez

    Also who to captin this week? I'm thinking ozil........???

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    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Chicooo.

      Suarezzzz. (That is a horribly tough decision for you. Rooney is a candidate that I'm considering too.)

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      1. Tangogooner
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Cheers bubz! You still clean?

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  22. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    The world is going to end tomorrow. What are you going to do today?

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    1. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      *Hypothetical question on a job application

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    2. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Listen to the ScoutCast

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    3. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Assassinate Aaron Ramsey.

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    4. Viper
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Eat Chinese/Pizza/Chips/Chocolate all day....

      ....around my friends & family.

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    5. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Pub even though its a weekday!

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Might play russian roulette as I've always wondered what it would be like.

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    6. Tangogooner
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Sounds a bit soft but how about putting spending the time with loved ones?

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    7. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Hang myself with a rusty rope.

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  23. SW6
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    See you later Puncheon. You've been close to useless.

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    1. Lanley Staurel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Not so sure it's a the right decision to get rid now. Their fixtures start to really pick up soon and new manager may help.

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  24. blokeman
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Eriksen got a full 90 today. Safe to say he'll be dropped/rested on Sunday?

    Also, Bony got 50+ minutes, will e also be benched on Sunday?

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    1. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Bony will start I reckon, maybe not Eriksen.

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    2. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      I think Eriksen will play. He was great. I think Bony might not play. He was not so great. Swansea played better without him. But who knows.

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    3. AK ⭐
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      RVP. Keep or get rid for Aguero/Benteke?

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      1. AK ⭐
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Oops. Supposed to be a new post.

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      2. blokeman
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        If you don't like Rooney then get tekkers. Villa have good fixtures

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  25. IAmTheWalrus
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Mignolet ( Boruc)

    Clyne Coleman Zabaleta Dawson

    Ramsey Michu Eriksen

    Giroud Rooney Suarez

    (whittingham, Barkley, Collins)

    .

    I have two free transfers guys and 0.,2 in the bank.
    Any tips?
    Think i need to lose Eriksen but might as well keep him for this fixture at home.

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  26. World XI
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Finally got rid of Lamela! He has cost me a whole £1 million.

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    1. Viper
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Wow, that is harsh. How did it take you so long to get rid? Especially at that price range..?

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    2. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      😯

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  27. joinho
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Who to bench Barkley or Januzaj?

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    1. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Januzaj

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    2. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Barkley

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  28. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Play Coleman or Zab?

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    1. joinho
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Coleman

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  29. AK ⭐
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Keep RVP still? Or get rod for Aguero or Benteke?

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    1. joinho
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      definitely get rid

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    2. AK ⭐
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      rid*

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    3. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      rooney!

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    4. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Get Benteke in IMO.

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    5. tm245
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      If you get rid for Benteke, think about all the cash you can spend on elite mids rounding into form, with little impact on your team's ceiling.

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    6. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Save transfer. I'm in the same boat, but I think it's a week to early to swap for Aguero (fixtures) or Benteke (still coming back from injury; will he play the full 90?). Plus we get an extra week to finalise the decision.

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      1. AK ⭐
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Saved the transfer last week too. Its getting frustrating with all his injuries.

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  30. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    My FT options - opinions please.

    Lamps to Lallana
    Zab to M Utd / Swansea / Saints defender.
    Save Transfer.

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