Injuries
11 April 2011 1118 comments
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Roberto Mancini has confirmed that Carlos Tevez has sustained a torn hamstring in tonightโ€™s Premier League clash with Liverpool, a setback that seems almost certain to rule him out for Saturday’s FA Cup semi-final. Cityโ€™s talismanic striker was forced from the field after just 15 minutes of the Anfield clash which City lost 3-0.

The full extent of the injury are not yet known but the Mancini did confirm a tear, stating that Tevez would seem unlikely to make Saturday’s Cup date with United…

“I think that it is very difficult for Saturday”

When asked whether the injury was likely to rule Tevez out for the rest of the season, Mancini appeared to be more optimistic…

“No, no, no. I don’t think so.”

Tevez would seem likely to undergo a scan on the injury in the next 24-hours and we can expect a prognosis soonafter.

With City facing a gameweek 33 blank, followed by a tough trip to Ewood Park, Fantasy Managers seem set to sell on the Argentine in their droves – over 200,000 Fantasy Premier League managers have transferred Tevez out of their squads since gameweek 31.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    14 years, 10 months ago

    remember that rival i was moaning about getting odem off his bench?

    He got meireles off it too. Oh, and carroll too.

    ye have to laugh, what an absolute c.unt.

    C.unt. C.unt. C.unt. Disgusted i am.

    Thats me done for the season anyway.

    OH! he has his autocaptain to probably pick odemwingie or something, cos he had it on rooney. haha, this game is great fun.

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    1. Stat virgin
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      Sounds like he has a beastly squad, fair play to him

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      1. jamsiep
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        +1

        Roy, why don't you just give up? Again.

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        1. Fratboy
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          +1 italics FTW

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        2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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          I thought he was giving up 6 weeks ago...

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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            well, that was proposed, but i kind of forgot my intentions when i wrote a really long , thought out post helping you with you state exams and your history paper special topic, you ungrateful little ball-flicker.

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        3. Back on the horse
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          Surely his name is Johnson. His brother is Roy.

          Isn't that right Johnson?

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          1. Back on the horse
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            Johnson!? maybe I was wrong... or maybe he's topped himself.

            It would be ironic if he hung himself from the rafters by climbing on a bench to noose himself, then kicking it away. He would have come off the bench...

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      2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        hes a lucky get! meireles who does nothing, odem off the bench for coleman who should have played...yis can try wumming all you want, autocaptain seals the deal, its jamminess.

        anyway, jamie, i said i was giving up THIS week,yesterday. What's changed?
        smartarse fail (again)

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        1. Drip Doctor
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          Im confused, he got Odem, Meireles AND Carroll off his bench?

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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            no, odem and meireles. evrything looks fandiddly, rooney gets a ban, and the bastard does even beter with no transfers.

            ye cant win sometimes.

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            1. Drip Doctor
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              I know that feeling!

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        2. jamsiep
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          How can you give up for the week? And why are you here if you've given up for the week?

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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            sorry, i forgot you were of a lesser intelligence to most humans....

            Gameweek (based on whether kolarov did much for me tonight)

            now, as someone who doesnt really give a shit what you have to say most of the time (in a non aggressive, passive kind of way)...Go fuk yourself.

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            1. Boom!!!
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              'Go fuk yourself' ๐Ÿ˜†

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        3. Boom!!!
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          he is lucky to get odemwingie points but surely not mireles bcoz he should know that he is suspended...i think his captain is vdv not odem...

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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            small mercies, ill take it for when i restart the game next gameweek

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    2. Ini
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      Did he even know that Roon was suspended? I hate that!

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    3. jamsiep
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      Why are you even concerned about him? He's giving you an absolute pasting.

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    4. dogtanion
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      "ye have to laugh, what an absolute c.unt." Never change. Odemwingie has effectively cost me about 350 squid thanks to his recent antics.

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        at least 230 for me lsot...

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        1. Scoredelario
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          14 years, 10 months ago

          Rbj... can you send a link to that rival's team?

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    5. applebonkers
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      link us up. this sounds hilarious

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      1. jamsiep
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        When he says that Carroll is coming off his rival's bench, he actually means that his rival has Carroll in his starting line-up.

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        1. applebonkers
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          to be fair he never says carroll is coming off his bench, just that he has carroll. odem and meireles would wind me up a bit though depending on how often he gets lucky with his bench.

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          1. jamsiep
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            To be fair, this rival has had 142 points off his bench this season. Our friend Roy has had only 32 points.

            ๐Ÿ˜†

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            1. applebonkers
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              do you have a thing to work that out? i manually did my league leader's one and after beckford-gate today i reckon he's over 100 too compared to my 20ish (probably about 40 but that includes benching malouda and drogba home to blackpool for jokes)

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      2. eviemonkey
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        Come on RJB, link us up. I could do with a laugh after two rivals had Meireles and Carroll tonight.

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    6. jamsiep
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      Ever thought that he deliberately captained Rooney, just to irritate you?

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    7. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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      That's not over yet mate - there are a lot of double gameweeks left so if you play your cards right you can most certainly catch up. GW 33, 34, and 36 can change everything real fast, potentially some huge scores in there for those who take the gamble.

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      1. Alchi-traz
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        Why is everyone mollycodling Swampy. He's a grade A d*ck.

        This 'rival' of his sounds like a righteous dude.

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        1. jamsiep
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          Indeed. A hero to us all.

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          1. Alchi-traz
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            If only he were a real person eh, and not some figment of Swampy's sociopathic imagimation.

            His only friends are trees and I bet they think he's a douche an all

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  2. The Bandit
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    Bentley to Walcott worth 4pt hit?

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      go for it

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    2. Mickmcarthyscaddy
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      Its worth an 8 pt hit!!

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      1. The Bandit
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        Bentley also has a dgw and will play both IF fit, Walcott may not?

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        1. Fratboy
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          Bentley might not play both, been benched a while...Walcott could go huge

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  3. Mickmcarthyscaddy
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    Cant help thinking we may have just seen Tevez last city appearance!

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  4. ViperStripes
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    OMG Tevez dropped 44% today according to Fantasytools. at 78% to drop.

    Can we have a poll for Tevez replacement, otherwise it's going to be the same question from everyone all week.

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      DJ Zamora Sturridge are the only 3 replacements i see fit rite now

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    2. King Eric, in America
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      Ummm ... Rooney.

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      1. JapBen
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        If you need money to upgrade to Lampard, Luiz etc as I do, how about Beckford at only 4.7M?

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  5. jagz
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    foster
    baines,luiz
    fab,nani,adam
    rvp,rooney,carroll

    then i have 11.4 to spend on a defender and a mid
    help lol

    cheers lads

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    1. Fratboy
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      Carr and Walcott? thats 11.3

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  6. Champ
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    Is drogs likely to start both games in dgw? Surely securing top4 place is more important than a Russians ego?!

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  7. Cheggers
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    14 years, 10 months ago

    anyone else sick of seeing Conrad and his gay dog on that damn facebook ad?

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      Haha only seen him and Trixabelle (surely the dogs name) for the first time now.

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      1. Cheggers
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        its really doing my head. what a puff ffs

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    2. dogtanion
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      You've obviously never seen Almunia's dog??!

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  8. Vinyl78LP
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    Weighing up shipping out Chris Smalling??

    Got me some good points recently.

    Is there a possibility he'll play the PL and Rio saved for the CL matches (assuming progress tomorrow) ??

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    1. TommyK
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      Yes- I'd definitely hold on to Smalling for the time being.

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    2. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      nah if rio is fit hell play...fair deuce to smalling but rio is still much more solid

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    3. Fratboy
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      I think now is the time to ship, if you've had for the past few weeks you can wave him bye with a smile ๐Ÿ™‚

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  9. TommyK
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    Never ignore Joey Barton- he'll take advantage of the opportunity and nick your wallet.

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      Good point well made.

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      1. jamsiep
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        JOEY BARTON!

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        1. TommyK
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          MICHAEL BARTON!

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      2. TommyK
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        Only joking attila ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    2. Cheggers
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      very good chuckles.

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  10. That's Groß
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    need a bit of with my team.

    is this worth it:

    hart > cech
    coleman > luiz

    i can afford two chelsea defenders plus fat frank, so surely that's got to be worth it, right?!

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    1. That's Groß
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      *help

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      1. Vinyl78LP
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        Cech's in for me this week replacing Stockdale who has been Missing in Action since (what feels like) the last century

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    2. Darv
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      Definitely. Go for it.

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    3. Fratboy
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      yeah that looks awesome man, do it!

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  11. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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    scott parker = prem leagues midfielder of the season

    yep definitely

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      best english midfielder*

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      1. Doosra - โ˜ญDeclanMyGeniusโ…
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        ๐Ÿ˜ฏ He's not even the best English midfielder at West Ham!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    2. Vinyl78LP
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      Yep, along with "Manager of the Year" Ian Holloway.

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    3. Gargamel
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      How do you reason to reach that conclusions? I'm not trying to put you down, I just think he's the leader and anchorman supporting the third leakiest defence in the league, of the team placed 18th 1 point from last place. Doesn't impress me the slightest.

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      1. njfsdkffslkf
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        There is no reason or logic.

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      2. jamsiep
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        Without him they'd probably be 19th. He's been talismanic for them this season... Did a mighty fine job of closing down Sturridge x2 at the weekend too.

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      3. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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        hes literally got them pretty much all the points that theyve had this season and been great both attacking and defending..his performance againt liverpool typified that

        i dont think ive seen him have a bad game

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        1. njfsdkffslkf
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          None of the points you made here make him the player of the year in the league.

          See Jaime O Hara last year for pompey pretty much

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  12. TommyK
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    • 16 Years
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    BBC Sport: "Mancini confirms City captain Carlos Tevez has a hamstring problem and says it will be "difficult" to get the Argentine fit for Saturday's FA Cup semi-final derby against Manchester United. "

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      g'night chuckles

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  13. Cheggers
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    Tommy K's nickname is now Chuckles.

    Please refer to him as Chuckles at all times.

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      It does suit him, not as good as Shit the Bed or Titisiep though ๐Ÿ™‚

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      1. TommyK
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        • 16 Years
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        Bah- you ruined my gif attila! ๐Ÿ˜ก

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          Pleased to be of assistance Chuckles. ๐Ÿ˜›

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        2. AP
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          ABU 2 and 7 ganging up on you Chuc... i mean Tommy. Fight them in the air, fight them on the beaches etc etc.

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          1. AP
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            Sorry 3 and 7.

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              I told ya, I was cleared of ABU charges by the Grand Wizard of the Jerkicle Council. I'm untouchable.

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              1. AP
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                Who is this grand wizard you speak of. He should be answering to ME!

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                1. Attila the Bum
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                  • 15 Years
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                  Granville of course - you are just the Grand Dragon, Akers is Head of Integration and Chuckles is the Char Lady.
                  Boom is Chief Enforcer - it's quite the operation.

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                  1. TommyK
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
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                    His weapon of choice being:

                    -1 ๐Ÿ˜ก

                    Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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                  2. Attila the Bum
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                    ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ˆ and ๐Ÿ˜• he has quite an arsenal. OOoooo mustn't say 'arsenal' he'll ๐Ÿ˜ก me!

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                  3. AP
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                    Ah, of course. A heroic bunch of characters.

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                  4. Boom!!!
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                    how can u forget ๐Ÿ‘ฟ attila ๐Ÿ˜‰

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              2. TommyK
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                • 16 Years
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                I'm starting an ABNUFC club Attila- Alsybach is vice president! ๐Ÿ˜›

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                1. Gargamel
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                  • 16 Years
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                  You should give jas a leading role too.

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                  1. AP
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                    Shhhh Jas and Alsybach are two of our most trusted covert operatives. They had the files on Attila 3 months before he signed upto FFS.

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            2. dogtanion
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              Can I be in the list? I really hate them, honest.

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              1. jamsiep
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                Yeah, Dog deserves some credit for services to ABU-ing.

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                1. applebonkers
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                  • 16 Years
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                  shogun deserves some credit too. he'll take it to "oh no he didn't" levels

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                  1. AP
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                    Shotgun was straight in at 4. A cunning opponent, he masks his vitriol well at times.

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                  2. TommyK
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                    • 16 Years
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                    TBH, I think cheggers deserves a lifetime achievement award from the ABU members board for this post:

                    http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2011/04/04/rooney-facing-two-match-ban/comment-page-6/#comment-1522630

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                  3. Attila the Bum
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                    • 15 Years
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                    +2
                    Both fine fellows.

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                  4. jamsiep
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                    Have I been demoted? ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

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                  5. applebonkers
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                    • 16 Years
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                    genuinely worried you actually have a list now

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                  6. AP
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                    jamsiep you aren't commited enough to be 4 anymore. Sorry, it's in constant flux.

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                  7. Gargamel
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                    • 16 Years
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                    You're probably in there too AB

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                  8. AP
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                    I wrote the list out the other day AB, shame i didn't buggu mark it, but it could easily be recounted. The ABU list has some serious movers and shakers.

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                  9. jamsiep
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                    Just wait for tomorrow night, I'll be back with a vengeance. Like Die Hard.

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                  10. applebonkers
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                    • 16 Years
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                    i'll be annoyed if i'm in it. i have no agendas, one of the beauties of being a fan of a championship team. and besides i should be relegated from the list for services to michael carrick

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                  11. Attila the Bum
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                    • 15 Years
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                    You have to take me out of it. You've been ordered from the highest level of the Jerkicle. ๐Ÿ˜›

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                  12. AP
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                    You weren't in the list AB, not even close. Any aspiring ABU has some serious work to do to enter the top 10.

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                  13. jamsiep
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                    Yeah, me too. No real ABU would absolutely love Berbatov and Carrick.

                    Although my hatred of Fletcher and Rafael, amongst others, probably more than makes up for it.

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                  14. Attila the Bum
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                    • 15 Years
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                    And what was my crime?

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                  15. Gargamel
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                    I always thought the love Carrick gets from plenty of ABUs was a sophisticated way of saying that United's standards have dropped alarmingly.

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                  16. AP
                    • 16 Years
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                    Attila : I'll need council the wise one first. I don't believe it though, sounds like the cheap mind trickery of a desperate geordie abu to me!

                    Jamsiep: We all know you have the potential to explode straight back to the no.2 spot. You'll never be no.1 though because at least 1% of your posts aren't about Utd. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

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              2. TommyK
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                • 16 Years
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                Ask Chill Pill- he's in charge of recruitment. Just make sure you knock before you enter the bunker.

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                1. applebonkers
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                  • 16 Years
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                  we all make funny predictions but chill pill's bigging up of milner early season has been especially bad

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                  1. TommyK
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
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                    He'll probably claim it was a wind-up ๐Ÿ™„

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          2. Boom!!!
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            attila is trying hard to be ABU no.1 ๐Ÿ˜›

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    2. TommyK
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      • 16 Years
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      I'll agree to chuckles if you agree to Smegmas..... ๐Ÿ˜›

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  14. njfsdkffslkf
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    Rte programme about how Ireland needs to adjust to a new world where Women can work outside of the "housewife" model and men as bread winners

    .....Just the 40 years after the rest of the world then

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      Do you not have anywhere else to put this?

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      1. njfsdkffslkf
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        I wrote it on the wall with shaving foam

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        1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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          Have to get some use out of it eh ๐Ÿ™‚

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          1. njfsdkffslkf
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            *Resists asking SA to name his shaving foam for obvious reasons* ๐Ÿ˜‰

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        2. Attila the Bum
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          • 15 Years
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          I bet your bedroom is like this one below
          http://becoolent.com/jfblog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/wall.jpg
          Full of comments about Gillian McKeith, English media, John Terry and SkySports commentary

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          1. AP
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            heheheh

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          2. applebonkers
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            lol

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      2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        that is funny though to be fair

        next they'll cotton on to the fact that we rotate around the sun

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        1. njfsdkffslkf
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          Nah thats do much of a leap yet. There are still shows going out twice weekly where the presenters and guests think the world was created 6,000 years ago. Its obviously a religious one.

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    2. dogtanion
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      haha. Do you watch Vincent Browne DB/RBJ/Superm?

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      1. njfsdkffslkf
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        Occasionally. Its all lip service. People with no power talking about change. People who can vote and change things unfussed and not engaged. And round and round we go generation after generation.

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        1. dogtanion
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          Pretty good analysis of the show. Some of the guests are awful, bordering on peasants, but at least they ruffle afew feathers.

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      2. Attila the Bum
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        • 15 Years
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        I saw the one with Jedward ๐Ÿ™‚

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        1. dogtanion
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          You're thinking of Friday Night Late...where Vinny doesn't wear a tie and refrains from growling at guests.

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    3. Vinyl78LP
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Women ! Know your limits

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

      ๐Ÿ™‚

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  15. drinkup245
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    who'd you prefer for the gw34 double?

    sturridge vs arsenal and fulham
    or zamora vs wolves and bolton

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      zamoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        ^This

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    2. Darv
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Zamora

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    3. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      problem is that Fulfham havbe horrible fixtures after GW 34. So I would take sturridge.

      That said, Zamora will outscore Sturridge in GW 34.

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      1. drinkup245
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        i would have been taking zamora/sturridge out after gw 24 for tevez for city's game against west ham, and then their double, but that's up in the air now

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        1. drinkup245
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          gw 34 that is

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    4. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      i want both thank you

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    5. Goose
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Both I'm thinking.

      Personally Bobby > Danny

      Better fixtures.

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      1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        you think Fulham have better fixtures? Mayne for JUST the double, but certainly not after.

        wol/BOL, sun LIV bir ARS

        vs.

        ARS/ful, blb SUN blp MNC

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        1. Goose
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Yeah just for the double.

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    6. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      I'm taking Sturridge and bringing in Dempsey for Fulham coverage

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  16. Fray Bentos
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    so then - how many DGW player are we going to have this week? anyone going 1 better than 8?

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      no only 6

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    2. SuperDorrans
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      As many as I have now, 7 I think

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    3. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      If Essien and Zigic play its 7.

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      1. Goose
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        If they play it's still 5 really ๐Ÿ˜‰

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        1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          yeah.......thats pretty much true.

          But so is everyone playing Torres, too.

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    4. Darv
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Probably 7 if Djourou plays.

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    5. Captain Robert Hatch
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      yep I'll be on 6 too

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    6. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      7 for me. If I get Fabs in, it will be 8.

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    7. Fray Bentos
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      rvy, nasri, wilshire, lamps, drogba, luiz, foster, johnson

      bring it on!

      tempted to also do coleman -> carr for a 4 point hit, though that is perhaps a little excessive

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        RVP, Cesc, Wilshere, Lampard, Terry, Luiz, Foster, Johnson

        Better be mega!

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      2. Stat virgin
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Live it when people do silly dgw transfers, best time to make up ground

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        1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          says the guy with Nasri

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    8. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      I've got 8.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        just a 4 point hit this week? restrained

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        1. jamsiep
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Not even that, I'm a reformed man!!

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            oh aye, sorry, rj on your bench

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    9. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      3!!!!!!!!!!!

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      1. applebonkers
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        ooh forgot about foster
        4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    10. DickFranDyke
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      9 - Full House ๐Ÿ™‚

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    11. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      4...

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    12. Scoredelario
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Problem with tevez injury is that the blind faithful will now be forced to improve their squads

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  17. Badonge
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    DBRonaldo what's your view on nuclear power?

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      LMAO

      random

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Loool

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    2. njfsdkffslkf
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Pro fussion and anti fission basically sums it up quickly.

      If the media were able to distinguish the two it would do wonders for acceptance.

      The future one day will be fussion. Clean, harmless and massive amounts of energy.

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      1. Marknlard
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        *fusion

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        1. njfsdkffslkf
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Aye ;). Just an interest not my field.

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          1. AP
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            What is it you actually do as a job? Not a wind up, curiosity.

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            1. njfsdkffslkf
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              Im a grad student. Currently in Sweden studying, starting my main masters in August at Karolinska Institute Department of Nutrition & Preventive Diseases.

              Il try to influence the nobel prize voting my way for fun ๐Ÿ˜‰

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              1. jamsiep
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 10 months ago

                Are you in Sweden right now? Why don't you go on a massive piss up with Garg? ๐Ÿ˜›

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                1. jamsiep
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 10 months ago

                  That's right. Because I know nothing about Sweden, I automatically assume that everyone there should know each other. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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                  1. applebonkers
                    • Has Moderation Rights
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    garg and db are sharing a computer

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                  2. jamsiep
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    I wish Shit the Bed - should be called Sick the Bed after his antics in France - wishes I was as generous.

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                  3. Gargamel
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    We're actually the same person, like Boom and whoever it was. Major revelation.

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                2. njfsdkffslkf
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 10 months ago

                  Its on the to do list. Nobel prize is first ๐Ÿ˜‰

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                3. Gargamel
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 10 months ago

                  I wonder this too!

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              2. AP
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 10 months ago

                That's actually quite interesting. Nice one.

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        2. Stat virgin
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Stop being so fusy

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          1. Gargamel
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            ๐Ÿ™„

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      2. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        According to everyone who knows about physics that I've ever spoken to fusion will never happen.

        #justsaying

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        1. njfsdkffslkf
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Get new friends. There is the worlds biggest one soon to be opened in France.

          Its accepted across the board it will happen and within our lifetime.

          Its not even that difficult compared to other steps envisaged beyond on this (dont know if ppl are interested in this stuff so ill stop for now). In saying there are bigger ideas than fusion. (long way off mind)

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            i'm interested!

            you showed me the guardian science podcasts rememebr

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            1. njfsdkffslkf
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              Check out Michio Kaku. Some excellent videos on You tube and many books.

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  18. Fratboy
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    you guys are gonna hate this but thinking of doing:

    Barton>Walcott
    Coleman>Carr
    Berbs>Anelka

    Should I just sleep on it?

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      can u do berba to dj/ba/beckford and gouhouri to terry/cole?

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      1. Fratboy
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        yeah, you reckon that's smart?

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        1. Boom!!!
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          yes i would rather have 2 chelsea defs then anelka coz chelsea looks good defensively then scoring goals imo...

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    2. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      I just dont understand getting Walcott. Even if he plays, which he may not, youre surely going to want rid of him the week after. This late in the season,I feel like it doesnt make sense transfer too many people in who you intend to get rid of, since you may not get the chance.

      Says the guy who just bought Essien (facepalm)

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      1. Fratboy
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        thanks man, noted, still really unsure as to what to do!

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    3. King Eric, in America
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Carr is most likely shite - I own him.
      Walcott seems a good shout, if healthy. Clearly Wenger hates Arshavin.
      Anelka only likely to get one game, at most, no?

      I'd sleep, watch the CL game, then sleep again.

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      1. Fratboy
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        haha ๐Ÿ™‚ okay

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  19. Demí
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Did anyone watch that 27-inch man documentary ?

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      wow

      when he gets an erection he must pass out

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      1. Demí
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        It's about him being 24 years old and 27 inches tall NOT what you were thinking of lol

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          27 inches?

          are you sure he's not 24 MONTHS old?

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    2. Fray Bentos
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      thats bigger than a horses!

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    3. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      I hated the bit where he was appointed Director of Football at Newcastle and signed Xisco for £6m

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      1. Gargamel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        ๐Ÿ˜†

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    4. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      They measure documentary's in inches?

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    5. Marknlard
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      No, it was too long.

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  20. Clintymints
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    tevez thx for the 15 mins

    peter odem as sub 1

    excellent :@

    down to a ridiculius 7k, 2 red arrows in a row!

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      7k? stop whining

      i've not broken the top 20k yet

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      1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        my history hasnt been updated :S

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      2. Back on the horse
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        you will, Dan... when there is a freak accident at the annual top 20k FPL dinner in a few weeks.

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          there's... a... dinner?!

          ๐Ÿ™

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      3. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        I haven't been where you are now all season yet you still knocked me out of the cup ๐Ÿ˜†

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          mwahahaha

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        2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          wen my history updates i'll probably nearly be where you were gw1

          and i'm surprised how low your team value is considering you're doing quite well overall

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          1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Yeah it's really awful, I reckon it's going to cost me in the last few weeks, luckily there are plenty of bargain options around.

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              have you not been making early transfers or paying attention to rises n falls?

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              1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 10 months ago

                Nah, haven't looked at them all season, got done last year with early transfers so avoiding it this year. Not arsed either!

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                1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
                  • 15 Years
                  14 years, 10 months ago

                  fair play, i pretty much religiously check for price changes and have only been bitten a couple of times with early transfers

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    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      How do you know? Hasn't updated yet??!!

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  21. Well you know, Triffic
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Haha rivals auto (c) went from Rooney to Adam, bypassing Nani and RVP.

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      my mates went to fabreezegas ๐Ÿ˜€

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    2. Fray Bentos
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      he made the classic mistake of setting auto captaincy to 'fatness'

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      1. Well you know, Triffic
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Lol nice.

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      2. Long ago I drew a walrus
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        surely Lampard would have got it then? ๐Ÿ™‚

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    3. Fratboy
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      my mates went to Gary Cahill, bizarre

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  22. DickFranDyke
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Just got to hope Tevez injury isn't too bad and bench him for 2 GW. I suppose it solves one problem of who to bench then in two weeks tim and hopefully a return for the WHU game on 30th is possible and the scan shows little damage. Fingers crossed anyways.

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Or Balotelli for the DGW??!!!

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      1. DickFranDyke
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Indeed - Got VDV, A.Johnson & Bale lined up then. May need another hit for mad dog.

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        1. Gargamel
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Wouldn't take a hit for Pogatetz at this stage myself

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    2. King Eric, in America
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Even a minor hammy pull/strain is 2-4 weeks ... a tear (if true) seems most likely to put him on a plain for Spain where it rarely rains ... season over, IMO.

      If the tear is true, that is ...

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      1. King Eric, in America
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        *on a plain, via a plane*

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        1. DickFranDyke
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Yeah, if it's a tear he's gone. Just trying to be optimistic and not knee jerk. No-one really excites me as a replacement though with all that money available. hmmm

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  23. Attila the Bum
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Fair play to Mancini admitting that it was his fault. Pretty refreshing.

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    1. Well you know, Triffic
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      He hasn't said what exactly was his fault.

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      1. Demí
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Team selection i'd imagine

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      2. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        So what? He doesn't have to spoon feed ammunition to the press. He knows, the players know, anyone who knows anything about football knows. He cocked up his selection, he apologised which I thought was a good thing. He doesn't have to sharpen the axe for them.

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        1. King Eric, in America
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Start the fantasy pool for next City manager ... maybe Ancelotti? ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      3. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        It's pretty obvious what he meant...

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    2. Well you know, Triffic
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      The apology is a mere distraction to cover up his inadequacies as a manager.

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        What a load of arse. Maybe he knew he made a mistake and acknowledged and apologised for it. Accountability in football shocker!

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        1. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          This ^^

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        2. Well you know, Triffic
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          This isn't the first time he's apologised, and its getting boring now just like his footballing ideology. After dismantling sunderland he pretends that city will now embark on some kind of attacking football crusade, we shall see what he does next match, either way he's on borrowed time and the sooner they get rid of him the better.

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  24. David Davros
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    oh fiddlesticks.

    Just got in, tonight has apparently been a bit shitty on the fantasy stakes. Was sooooo close to keeping Carroll for my WC but didn't, went for Welbeck instead so i could afford Adam.... cool.

    2 transfers - gotta make em early, i.e. before wednesday night. Tevez out now seems a given, so i'm tempted to upgrade Coleman to ACole, which leaves me 9.4 for a striker - good shout? Any suggestions?

    Team - http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/latest.mc

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    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      You've fallen miles in my estimations.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        LOL

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      2. Scoredelario
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Haha

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      3. David Davros
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/eventhist.mc?id=80170&event=32

        Look, it's been a leaving do, el vino flowed. Give a guy a break

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        1. jamsiep
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Go for Suarez, was your original plan to bench Tevez for this week?

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          1. David Davros
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Yup, would have been quite content with no changes tbh - i would have upgraded Cole given the choise but that would have meant downgrading elsewhere - this seems like a decent excuse....

            How were Liverpool? Decent enough to invest in despite not great fixtures? (tbh, they're actually not bad)

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            1. jamsiep
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              Wasn't here for the first 70 mins, and when I got back I spent most of the time trying to wind people up, not actually watching the game.

              I'd get Suarez, bench him this week and let him tear it up over the next few weeks with the easier fixtures.

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              1. Attila the Bum
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 10 months ago

                BARTON
                Mainly doing this ^^^^

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              2. David Davros
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 10 months ago

                That doesn't sound like something you'd do....

                Cheers buddy, appreciated

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            2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              liverpool were v good

              jp was in a right mood

              these are facts

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    2. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      ashley?...and that link wont show us your team

      id rather have luiz/ivano

      and sturridge/zamora/DJ are all good

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    3. Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Bent (darren not marcus)

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      1. David Davros
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        That was my guy feeling too - seems like the best option to me.

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        1. Back on the horse
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          err I don't have a 'guy feeling' for Darren Bent, whatever that is ๐Ÿ™‚

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          1. David Davros
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            *gut - jeez, this isn't going well.

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  25. Long ago I drew a walrus
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Carroll and Suarez have reduced my 24pt lead in a H2h to a 3pt lead. ouch! (+subs of course)

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  26. Scoredelario
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Finally... the rival from Hell's luck failed. His captain was ESSIEN... and I thought he had nani as vice on value. But alas, it was BENT on form!!

    This guy is a maths teacher, is love to know where he gets these ideas from because I don't think it involves many equations.

    I think he perfectly demonstrates chaser's syndrome... picking differentials despite their obvious stupidity

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    1. Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      I thought RBJ had the rival from Hell? sort it out

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    2. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Essien as Captain, gotta love it. ๐Ÿ˜€

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      1. Scoredelario
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        To be fair he's one of my best mates just likes to brag if he's doing well. Nothing compared to Rbj's imaginary rival

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    3. Scoredelario
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Ps wally if you're reading this... I love you really haha

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      1. Back on the horse
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Johnson doesn't love his rival. He's not even his friend, really? How do I know this? because he has talked about it constantly all week.

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  27. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    What do tigers dream of?

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      #winning

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    2. David Davros
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      They're getting in a fight with another tiger, but wait, something is wrong! He can't swipe his claw properly, he tries but there is just no power behind it. Bizarre.

      Probably some others to do with teeth falling out and falling into the abyss as well.

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        lol

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      2. Gargamel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

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    3. Demí
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Do they dream of mauling zebras or hally beary in her cat Woman suit

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Now don't you worry our stripy tiger friend

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    4. njfsdkffslkf
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Hookers

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    5. Fray Bentos
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      getting it in the hole

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    6. Houdini
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Killing Zebra's and Charlie Sheen.

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    7. matiakez
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Complete nightmare this ๐Ÿ™ everyone below me in the mini league had the dream forward line of RVP, Carroll and Sturridge!! The girl infront was having a mare then Carroll goes and shows up!!

      I brought in Kalou for Merieles, actual idiot!!

      As for Kolorov just grrrr!!!

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      1. Long ago I drew a walrus
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        that must be some strange Mini league is everyone has sturridge!

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        1. matiakez
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Here is me stuck with Demba Ba..

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    8. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      So if tevez has a hamstring problem, that most likely means the golden boot is heading dimitar berbatovs way.

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      1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        now now

        lets not forget about torres

        hell score a goal...one day

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      2. Long ago I drew a walrus
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        RVP will win it by scoring a hat trick in every match from now till end of season whilst Berbs relaxes on bench

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    9. Jonah Takalua
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Foster Djourou Luiz Johnson Ramires Lampard Nasri RVP

      + Adam, Nani and Rooney

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