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23 April 2011 2360 comments
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Gameweek 34 kicks-off with a trip to Old Trafford between Premier League leaders Manchester United and Everton. Then we have six 3pm games to pour over, followed by an evening game where West Ham visit the Champions. The Surgery has shut for the week, but the Dugout Discussion chatroom takes it place. So come in, sit down, and enjoy the roller-coaster ride that is Fantasy Football.

The team news from our early game is in and it’s certainly eyebrow-raising stuff…

Man United XI: Van Der Saar, O’Shea, Ferdinand, Evans, Fabio, Valencia, Gibson, Anderson, Nani, Rooney, Hernandez

Everton XI: Howard, Hibbert, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Coleman, Neville, Rodwell, Bilyaletdinov, Osman, Beckford

Sir Alex pulls out another totally unpredictable line-up, which sees rests handed to key defenders Patrice Evra and club captain Nemanja Vidic. Dimitar Berbatov again fails to even make the substitutes bench, with a groin injury the reason.

The visitors line-up is much more like what we all expected, with Jermain Beckford up top on his own in front of a midfield five. That midfield five does not include either Tim Cahill or Mikel Arteta, with the latter not fit enough to make the bench.

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  1. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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    SIGH

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  2. HuttonDressedasLahm
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    Lol over!!

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  3. ozone
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    here we go

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  4. Mulder
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    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES U FKING BEAUTY !!!!

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  5. Demí
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    Time is ticking fernando

    http://yfrog.com/h3cnpnij

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    1. Demí
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      fail.

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      1. Waldaz
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        That was quick.

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        1. Demí
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          I literally posted it, not realising he had scored.

          spooky.

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  6. The Bandit
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    Worth every penny! 😉

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  7. $hahriyar
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    Who scored?

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    1. Boom!!!
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      lady boy!

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  8. jamsiep
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    Let's all laugh at Torres, let's all laugh at Torres, na na na na! na na na na!

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    1. $hahriyar
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      Best signing of the season, won you the league!

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      1. $hahriyar
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        and the Cl! I forgot.

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    2. TommyK
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      Yeah, he's scored his first goal in about three months and now he's the new David Villa..... 🙄

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  9. Locarno
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    You. Bucking. Feauty.

    Gooner Dave: It was never a doubt! 🙂

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    1. gooner dave
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      I er never doubted it for a minute...*prays for no buggu marks*

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  10. dogtanion
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    Fair play Torres..looked very sharp.

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  11. HuttonDressedasLahm
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    Bargain Torres 50 mil per goal!

    Assist??

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    1. Sam1878
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      Anelka i think

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    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      Unassisted on FPL

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    3. Boom!!!
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      Anelka!

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  12. TommyK
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    Lol- over-celebration much? 😉

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    1. dogtanion
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      I'm pretty sure Rio does that everytime he successfully boils a kettle

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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        Maybe he could teach Ashley Cole how to do that too!!

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      2. TommyK
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        I'm pretty sure it was the reaction of the rest of the team that was more funny- basically gang-raped him..... 😉

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    2. bobn
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      its ironic.

      its like when I toddler kicks the ball straight.

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  13. bobn
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    "the floodgates have opened"

    nobodys said that yet but they will, and they arent. last goal of the season that for the lad.

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  14. andy85wsm
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    Devastated that Torres has scored. Need to change my gravatar now 🙁

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    1. bobn
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      have some faith. the lolz are far from over.

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  15. $hahriyar
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    Keane and Cole should be ashamed.

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  16. Manky Yanc
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    Assist for 'big puddle' ??

    Although it did alter the direction ??!!

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      Nice

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  17. Demí
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    hasfernandotorresscoredforchelsea.com

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      www.

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  18. HuttonDressedasLahm
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    Right Mr Luiz, dont you lose that CS now!!

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  19. Touré De Force
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    Looks like I won't have got my captain choice badly wrong anyway!

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  20. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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    Lover how the team plays without Parker in the lineup. Hope he's out for the rest of the season tbh

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      What? The "best player in the league"!!

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  21. Boom!!!
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    NEW POST!!!

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    1. bobn
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      what? all that for torres?

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    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      Already a new post about Torres scoring??!!

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  22. PFOR
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    I bet Liverpool are already regretting the decision to sell him.

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      no.

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    2. JoeWasEre
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      lulz

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  23. HuttonDressedasLahm
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    Zamora (c) looking like a good choice for me now
    My joint highest scorer with 6 is firmly last on my bench!!
    And Adam too!

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  24. The Brummie
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    on for 2 clean sheets here, come on chelsea dont do anything stupid

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    1. Darv
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      +1

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  25. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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    shit, malouda goal 🙁

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  26. dogtanion
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    STRIKER

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  27. DGno9
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    malouda banger!

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  28. Touré De Force
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    MALOUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDA!

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  29. ozone
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    Torres assist

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  30. Touré De Force
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    Malouda 3
    Lampard 2
    Luiz 1

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