The Knee Jerk
14 May 2011 1234 comments
Paul Paul
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While both halves of Manchester spark open the champagne this evening and revel in their respective clubs’ new silverware, those teams ensconced in the battle at the foot of the table can only grin and bear it as the tension was racked up another notch today.

When a team’s Premier League existence is on the line, this time of the season produces some extraordinarily gutsy performances from those threatened with the drop and there‘s always one or two Fantasy Bargains to be had near the bottom. This afternoon, Wolves and Blackpool grabbed the goals and three vital Premier League points apiece, meaning both clubs enter Gameweek 38 with their survival still intact.

Blackpool scaled the heights of their gameweek 1 performance, scoring four for the first time since that opening day of the season in an incredible 4-3 victory over Bolton. The Seasiders’ last home game of this campaign saw DJ Campbell grab 13 FPL Points and Charlie Adam (picking up his first Bonus Points in seven games) returning 12, with an away trip to Old Trafford left of their season. If Ian Holloway’s side are ultimately relegated, they at least have given the home supporters a parting gift to remember.

Wolves chose today to record their first back-to-back league wins of the season with a 3-1 win at Sunderland; Steven Fletcher scored for the fifth time in five games, whilst midfielders Jamie O’Hara, Matt Jarvis and Stephen Hunt all picked up an assist each to reward Fantasy Owners ahead of their home game with Blackburn next week.

The onus now switches to Birmingham, Wigan and West Ham tomorrow. Will it be Sebastian Larsson or Cameron Jerome, Charles N’Zogbia or Hugo Rodallega, or maybe one of either Thomas Hitzlsperger and Demba Ba who will have their day in the sun?

There’s many permutations to consider, but of all those teams involved in the scrap, it’s West Ham who are on the brink; they now need to win both remaining games and hope Birmingham lose their last two to stand any chance of survival. Even if Big Eck’s side are defeated, anything other than a Hammers win at Wigan tomorrow and they’ll be playing Championship football next season.

Regardless of tomorrow’s results, there’s going to be plenty uncertainty surrounding the relegation places and a chance for big performances all over again in Gameweek 38. Great for Fantasy potential, terrible on the nerves of the real-life fan. Bring on next Sunday.

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  1. Shakey
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    I'd like to see Birmingham go down.

    Go and never come back please.

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    1. 88mph
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      +1

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    2. DickFranDyke
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      ....and Stoke next year.

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  2. organdonor47
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    I very rarely post, but enjoy reading the comments on this site more than any other. I think you'll be hard pressed to find a wittier football blog as a direct result of the regular posters on here.

    OK so, sorry to drag this up again, but out of the number of very entertaining folks on here, I think RBJ's posts are as good a read as anyones. Sometimes they may get a bit (very) wild, and sometimes they're totally wrong and ridiculous, but in the main i enjoy his posts very much.

    The "my rival sagas" for me encapsulated all the frustrations everyone has had at some stage with this game, and i found them both very funny and also a little cathartic!

    I think this site will be a much less entertaining place without you RBJ, please please stick around (if you haven't left already).

    Right, back to my lurking-hole.

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    1. Shakey
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      I agree.

      btw, your history is ridiculously impressive.

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      1. Will
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        What MFaulkner said.

        2 top 50 finishes in a row is incredible

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        1. denial
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          +1 Mad scores.

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      2. TommyK
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        Bloody hell that's good!

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      1. TommyK
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        Don't leave Woy!

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NthURa9grrM

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        1. applebonkers
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          tommy here's a new grav http://en.gravatar.com/applebonkers

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            1. applebonkers
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              guess not but he does pray for bigger boobs, probably so terry gives him a motorboat instead of an elbow

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              1. TommyK
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                I do think we should cut the guy some slack though- one of the least evil footballers out there imo....

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                1. applebonkers
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                  he's too angelic to ever not like. if he crashed my car i'd ruffle his hair and call him a cheeky scamp. don't hate the player, hate the game, the game in this case him being latin/hispanic/whatever

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                  1. TommyK
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                    Cue Luke Chadwick accusing you of the "r" word..... 😆

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                  2. applebonkers
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                    referring to the stereotype (pretty accurate imo, cough nani, suarez, simao, deco cough) that latins dive. not that him being latin is a reason not to like him. man this is what 'mug gate' has done to me

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    2. Retro
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      -1

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    3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      minus a cool million

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    4. DickFranDyke
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      Hardcore scores organ. Nice work.

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  3. Nomar
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    Anyone think Birmingham are going to be the team that's looked safe all season and then ends up relegated on the last day of the season?

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    1. The Bandit
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      Hope so! 🙂

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    2. 4-4-who?
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      Birmingham have looked poor all season; goodness knows how they have managed to keep away from the bottom 3.

      If they lose tomorrow, they are down 😀

      UTW!!

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  4. Dhubanmonkey
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    Shall I leave this site as well and never come back? Quick poll - Yes or No?

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    1. andy85wsm
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      Yeah sure, why not

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      1. Dhubanmonkey
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        Boo hoo hoo, sob moan - You take that back 🙁

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    2. Davidmon
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      get out my sight!

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      1. Dhubanmonkey
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        Right thats it - I'm not putting up with that level of abuse any longer. One out all out I say. If it's good enough for LBJ or whatever he was called then it's good enough for me. I'm never ever ever coming back to this site ever again (til maybe later) and I don't care what any of you have to say. You are all a bunch of poo heads (aside from Mark of course)- ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        No point grovelling or begging - I am gone now and thats that .

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    3. TommyK
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      Abstain

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  5. andy85wsm
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    Not sure who I'm going to want next week. Probably Berbatov and then decide on midfielders who still have something left to play for.

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    1. Mulder
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      My only transfer will probably be Berbs(C) and hope rival doesn't do the same.

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      I'm in the same boat; actually really happy with the way my team is without making a transfer, but feel like it's a waste to not use it. May end up making a vanity transfer and bring in a big goalkeeper or something.

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  6. jayzico
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    f**k im so depressed. my girlfriend of 8 years has left me cos i refused to let her move in with me. im just not ready. and now football's over in a week. its saturday night man. this is hell. sorry guys. anyone watching euro whatever?

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    1. TommyK
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      Erm wrong forum......

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      1. Mark
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        Is it? I'm watching Euro whatever

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        1. TommyK
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          I was more talking about the Agony aunt element of the post 😉

          I'm getting on the eurovision too actually. Jedward are the most embarassing thing that Ireland have produced since Darron Gibson 😛

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        2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          no you are NOT

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        3. The Bandit
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          Are we in it?

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        4. DickFranDyke
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          Repeats of Eurotrash with Lola Ferrari again eh? 🙂

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      2. jayzico
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        lol. yh. i know. cheers

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        1. applebonkers
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          what's wrong with her moving in after 8 years? a cleaner house and less cooking for you is worth a few episodes of sex in the city every week

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          1. TheHazard
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            I have to admit - I thought this.

            How old are you jayzico, out of interest, like?

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          2. TommyK
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            Although there are clear grounds for dumping if she was demanding to see the movies too......

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          3. Waldaz
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            😆

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          4. chinmusic
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            Sex AND the City, please. Debatable, imo

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            1. applebonkers
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              put sun glasses on and have a nap. just make sure you nod your head every 5 minutes or so to say you agree that sally has nice shoes

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          5. applebonkers
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            before i get accused of sexism the cleaner house part refers to guys generally being a bit cleaner and not living like a complete hobo in the company of a female. not the woman is there to clean. although if she is better at cleaning she might as well... 😉

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            1. chinmusic
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              Haha

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            2. TheHazard
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              Yeah yeah, we all know what you really meant 🙄

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              1. applebonkers
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                oh come on guys, does this recent photo of me really say sexist to you? http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00645/news-graphics-2007-_645057a.jpg

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                1. TommyK
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                  randy gay..... 😆

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                2. TheHazard
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                  I think you're going to have to move over to talksport sunshine.

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                  1. applebonkers
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                    😆 it was necessary to clarify seeing as we have so many guys pretending to be women on here...

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    2. Mulder
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      Sorry to hear that.. breaking up always sucks ass. But yeah this place probably isn't the best place for getting stuff of your chest. Call some mates and go out.

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      1. TheHazard
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        This is sound advice.

        Chin up lad - go and have yourself a few beers 🙂

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    3. Retro
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      Very sorry Jay. Yep, rooting for the Jeds.

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    4. George Agdgdgwngo
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      Is this after you spent last night smoking weed and drinking vodka? Best thing to do is go out and pull a fat bird!

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    5. Chelsea D
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      Get a grip if you're 'not ready' after 8 years then no wonder she left you!Get some damn commitment and man up!

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  7. Bosko
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    I'm not sure if people on here are fans of F365, but upon reflection of today's 4-3, I remembered somebody tipping the result and thinking to myself it might be worth a cheeky fiver to give myself something to look out for in today's games:

    http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8750_6929914,00.html

    Second bet down, 150-1.

    Didn't place it in the end.

    Sorry if this has already been posted or pointed out by somebody else.

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  8. TommyK
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    Lol- the BBC will get a sore arse if it sits on the fence any more!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/front_page/13401504.stm

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    1. chinmusic
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      How appalling of the BBC to try to cover both trophy wins without bias.

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      1. TheHazard
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        +1, looks like good journalism to me - shock horror.

        Terrific weekend for Manchester, fair play to a quality city.

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      2. TommyK
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        I just find it funny how they see it as necessary- I couldn't give a toss whether they think City winning the fa cup is more important!

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        1. chinmusic
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          You're a bit odd if you think the BBC has a position on this. They're just giving equal coverage to two big trophy wins on one day.

          It's a shame there were any PL games today.

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          1. TommyK
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            Fair enough- just looked like a strange headline.

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            1. applebonkers
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              strange in that it doesn't contain a crap pun? or just that it makes complete sense

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              1. TommyK
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                OK maybe I'm being an idiot here......

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          2. TommyK
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            And FYI- I was saying they were just being OTT about trying to not offend city/united fans.

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      3. DickFranDyke
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        cue DBR... 🙂

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      i'm not with you tommy...

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      1. Demí
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        Very strange...

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    3. applebonkers
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      gotta say tommy this is like an agbonlahor through ball; not sure what you're trying to achieve

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      1. TommyK
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        Maybe I was seeing something about the English media that wasn't actually there....

        #teamDBRonaldo

        😆

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    4. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      You again?!

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      1. TommyK
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        Yes?!?!

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        1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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          You're on one tonight! Why aren't you out celebrating?

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          1. TommyK
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            Maybe because I have a uni exam I haven't revised for yet on Monday and because I celebrated after we beat chelse?!

            Jeez.....

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              then why you on here?!

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              1. TommyK
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                Because I'm shit at revising?! 😛

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  9. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    MF, what were you referring to in your earlier post?

    "It seems a bit silly that all this came about because of a poor choice of words."

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    1. TommyK
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      Don't bother- it will just be moderated dan.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        i don't mind, it's been a while since i was given a good moderating

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      1. TommyK
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        Lol- turns out my gravatar change was prophetic! 😆

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      2. Shakey
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        hehe

        couldn't be explained any better really.

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    2. Bolivian Seaman
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      Probably Rooney when he swore into the camera? 😉

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  10. Bolivian Seaman
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    SAF said 'we will try to win against Blackpool'

    try. So that means reserves who will try i guess

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    1. andy85wsm
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      Of course it will be reserves

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        think i should get rid of roonhog then?

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        1. andy85wsm
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          I am.

          Rooney ---> Berbatov

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          1. PFOR
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            Drogba --> Berbatov for me perhaps.

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          2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            not sure about that move

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          3. DickFranDyke
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            I don't know why that will but I think that will be a popular transfer.
            United nothing to play for - check
            Blackpool everything to play for - check
            United reserves - check
            Limited supply to Berbatov who is a man who relies on it - check
            Whereas other options will need to win the game and hence go hell for leather.
            Better option would be to avoid.

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            1. andy85wsm
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              Valid points. But at the end of the day it's a Blackpool side that needs to win, who also concede a lot of goals. United reserves did ok vs Schalke.

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              1. DickFranDyke
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                You mean a poor demoralised Schalke who were already 2-0 down away from home in the 2nd leg against Utd reserves.

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                1. TommyK
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                  Can still see 'pool leaving lots of juicy gaps at the back though.

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                  1. DickFranDyke
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                    Probably Tommy, but I think if you had a one week punt there maybe better options to consider.
                    I would anyway if I was putting money on it but because of the teams involved people may think it's a straightforward move for a Berbs hat trick but I think if you look around there maybe a few more gems to consider.

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            2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              that's what i reckon

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            3. applebonkers
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              good point that

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        2. TommyK
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          Yep- he's a nailed on non-starter.

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  11. DickFranDyke
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    If we don't use our transfer in the last gameweek can we carry it over to GW1 next year and have 2 in the first week?.... 😉 I wish!

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    1. Bolivian Seaman
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      can we keep the extra team value too, hold on i'm just going to transfer in the whole blackpool squad and have 50m for next year 😉

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    2. andy85wsm
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      Not sure you'll need it for GW1, maybe GW2

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      1. DickFranDyke
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        You say that but I probably would try as I wildcarded in GW 2 😆

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          my idiot rival did that

          unbelievably silly!

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    3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      you can make as many transfers as you want for gw 1, silly

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      1. DickFranDyke
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        No seriousness was meant. Apologies.

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          ditto!

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    1. Bolivian Seaman
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      I like Jim O'Rourke, 'Eureka'

      A naked chinese fat man with a bunny rabbit in his crotch

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        you got to the chumbawumba one?!

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      2. Bolivian Seaman
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        Lol @ chumbawumba 'anarchy'

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          i guess so

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          1. 4vets
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            There's nothing like a good ol' pop song to embody anarchy.

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        2. Bolivian Seaman
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          I had about 10 left but my computer slowed down because of all the bullsheet lol

          MSTRKRFT, 'Fist Of God' (2009)
          What the world does not need: an album cover which references fisting.

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            😀

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  12. TommyK
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    Got to say after today that I can't believe it took me so long to get yaya in my team- he looks seriously dangerous going forward......

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    1. 4vets
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      It was all that early season rotation madness... couldn't see the wood for the trees.

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      1. pieces
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        I can't see the trees with a wood 😀

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        1. 4vets
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          Ermm... errm... errm... what?!

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          1. pieces
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            Lol

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            1. jamsiep
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              You seen Requiem for a Dream?

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              1. Bolivian Seaman
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                when he tries to put a needle in his infected arm, cringe

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              2. TommyK
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                Ass to ass! 😆

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              3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                yes, why??

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                1. TommyK
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                  see above

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  13. applebonkers
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    ever noticed that the scout picks' bench is usually pretty good. dare i say it more prolific than the actual 11 😉

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    1. 4vets
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      Yup... Gary Cahill did the wife proud today (I could rephrase that!).

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      1. 4vets
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        *massive fail. Sorry.

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        1. Demí
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          Apology accepted.

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          1. 4vets
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            Thanks, thanks, thanks! I was sweating it for a while there.

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    2. TommyK
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      Same as mine usually 🙁

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  14. villian-ty
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    Gw38 is so hard

    All big teams are playing away except for Utd.
    So who is essential???
    I can see
    Ba
    Hitz
    Fletcher
    Berbatov

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    1. 4vets
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      I'm going to see how Fabs does tomorrow. It'd be good to bring him in for one last time and I only have my world ranking to worry about... and that's beyond saving.

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      1. Bolivian Seaman
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        depends how the next games go, i might get someone crayzy like ameobi

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        1. 4vets
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          Surely you've got to try for a top 10k finish? There again, Ameobi may well do that for you.

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          1. Bolivian Seaman
            • 15 Years
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            yeah I'm trying to get in top 10k, haven't been there all season so would be nice. I'm just stumped for these last two gameweeks - its almost all luck from here in on in

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            1. 4vets
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 7 months ago

              +1 I expect you'll end up being sensible and shipping Nani out for ? 🙂

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              1. Bolivian Seaman
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                i'm not shifting nani, he will play even though he's sh*te. He needs form and doesn't need rest

                maybe walcott or malouda/torres for someone

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      i'm struggling too

      most of my team are away

      will prolly go for luis suarez 7

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  15. Bolivian Seaman
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    I'm surprised that there hasn't been many red cards

    I've only had one all season (lolarov got a cleansheet and 2 yellows in 3 mins)

    What's been annoying are all the missed penalties. I've had loads, tevez captain, adam lampard etc. And almost everyone of them I could have an extra assist too.

    Not one own goal all season though

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    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I've had quite a few red cards: Jara, Samba, Jaaskelanien, N'Zogbia, Kolarov!

      And Crouch's own goal last week. 😥

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      1. Shakey
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        I had Kolo "dieting pills" Toure during the snow week. That was painful.

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        1. Bolivian Seaman
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          i had didier 'malaria lack of fitness' drogba for far too long

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  16. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    i was thinking of dj campbell to berbatov for last game week but now i am not too sure

    what you guys think

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      The lure of Man U vs. B'pool. I'm happy with my front 3 and can't find a Man U mid I actually want. It'd be good to B'pool win anyway 🙂

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    2. Just One More Thing
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Berbs is a possibility - would worry about the chances having to be put on a plate for him. Blackpool will be more up for it than United.

      Fletcher (c) is a distict possibility for me next week, as an outlandish hurrah for the end of season.

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      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        I can actually see blackpool getting a result here

        Fergie would have already decided on his team to play v barca

        even if berba scored 10 goals in the game he won't start as hernandez and rooney are the front 2 he will go with. Berba knows this so can't see him too motivated to be honest (not that he is a motivated person in the biggest of matches)

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      2. Just One More Thing
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        And that is the Fletcher for Wolves not United 🙂

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  17. Torres76
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    French Cup Final on ESPN now lads. Watch out for Hazard, Sakho and Gervinho. All mooted for Prem next year...

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    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Indeed, watching it myself. Crazy how Makelele is 10 years old than the guy refereeing!

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      1. Bolivian Seaman
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        hazard? i might watch it

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        1. Torres76
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Hazard has been quiet. Guily still has some pace. Wow!!

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      2. Torres76
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Few tackles flying in. Tasty stuff...

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        1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          im off to watch the eurovision 😀

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    2. Munsoned
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      something off with french football. most boring top league to watch, imo

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  18. Az
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    SO 29 from 3 players for me so far - edging me closer to first place in my uni league - think i'm about 20 points away from the leader now, and he captained Nani (4 points in total) and i've got Fat Frank (c) who could potentially win me the league!

    Everyone else doing ok / achieved their goals for this season? I'm aiming for a top 10k finish which would be really nice. Very happy with my transfers and the way ive played the game this year, and thanks to anyone thats helped me out with questions and advice. Hope your all having amazing fantasy seasons as well - gna be sad when its all over for this year! Although im already planning my first draft team for next year 😉 Hello Kaka! 😀

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    1. Just One More Thing
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Best season for me by far - would be more than happy for the season to end now.

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Very impressive history & progression. Hope I don't meet you in the cup next season!

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        1. Just One More Thing
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Cheers mate. Gut instinct and a few learned people on this site have helped.

          A difficult standard to maintain for next season.

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    2. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I've done horrendously this season as was aiming for top 10k. I only found this site about a 1/3 of the way in and then wasn't convinced. I have learnt my lesson the more I've lurked here.

      Good luck for your uni league. I hope FF does it for you as then he'll do it for me!

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        this site obviously has its uses but i have been swayed too much for many decisions this season, where i should have followed my gut instead

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      2. Az
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Cheers Stevvi 🙂 I must admit, i havent used Mark's picks much at all this year, and some times ive regretted it, but after a few years playing ive developed quite a good intuition into who will do well. Tevez for me has been a godsend, and not hanging on to Drogba, Malouda, Rooney etc. and going for cheap defenders and form players has really paid off 🙂 If a player is tearing it up with a goal a game, u really cant afford not to get em in! But you also shouldnt hold on to them if they start to slip - you gotta be ruthless!

        Not that im saying im the greatest player or anything 😛 I'm looking forward to the cup next year - knocked out in the first round this year... not gna happen again!

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  19. Button Phobic
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    People could you give me your views on what these players will do from tomorrow till end of the season. ive given my thoughts
    a)N Zog - 1 Goal 1 Assist
    b)Kuyt - 1 G 1 A
    c)Maxi - 0G 1 A
    d)Arshavin - 0 G 0 A
    e)Ivanovic - 0G 1A 2CS
    f)Cole - 0G oA 2CS
    G)Luis - 0G 0A 1CS
    h)Nani - 0G 0A
    i)Baines - 0G 1A 0CS
    j)Bent - 0G 0A

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Sorry, I've got some wine to drink and the family expect me to watch the damn Eurovision... the 2 may go hand in hand quite well.

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      1. Just One More Thing
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        How many bottle of wines do you need to get you through watching Eurovision? Perhaps you can tell us tomorrow, I doubt you'll be able to confirm it later 😉

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    2. PFOR
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      For this GW:

      a) 10 points
      b) A lucky penalty
      c) Hat-trick

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  20. SuperDorrans
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Man Utd are going to let Blackpool beat them next week. 🙂

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    1. Just One More Thing
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I'll be p*ssed off if Adam accumulates another double figure score next week. Well done btw to those who held onto him...

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      1. Qubit
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Ill be pissed off cos i wont be playing him! He'll be most likely on my bench!

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  21. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Never putting a (-1) in an accum again. Ugh.

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  22. applebonkers
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    maybe being harsh on gary cahill. apparently he was the best player on the pitch today along with dj campbell http://www.skysports.com/football/user_ratings/0,19768,11065_3285262,00.html

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    1. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Was very close to biting there.

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      1. applebonkers
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        seriously he has the best rating in the match! strange

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        1. Shakey
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          I wonder if that rating would have been a bit lower if he was Pierre Le Cahill.

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          1. TommyK
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            #teamdbronaldo 😉

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              1. TommyK
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                hehe

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      2. Just One More Thing
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        You know you want him for the Gunners next season 😉

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        1. Just One More Thing
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Replying to MF

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        2. Shakey
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          *shudder*

          I'd almost prefer to keep Squillaci. Almost

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          1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            What? Cahill's one of the best up and coming young defenders, the guy has bags of ability. He's miles better than the other 3 that've played this year for Arsenal.

            Just because he's English doesn't mean he's over rated.

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            1. TommyK
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 7 months ago

              Yeah it does. Nicklas Bendtner is also a better player than Wayne Rooney.

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              1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                Not quite. But the idea that EVERY English player is over rated is nonsense.

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            2. applebonkers
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 7 months ago

              he's 25 and scores a few goals

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            3. Shakey
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 7 months ago

              "He’s miles better than the other 3 that’ve played this year for Arsenal"

              Kocielny and Djourou are much better.

              "Just because he’s English doesn’t mean he’s over rated."

              No, but he is overrated because he's English.

              I'm sorry, but he's not very good at all.

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              1. TommyK
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                Arsenal need Samba to win the league.

                #justsaying

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                1. Just One More Thing
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  Samba is a very decent shout tbh...in fact physicality down the spine of Arsenal's team would be a massive plus.

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                  1. Shakey
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    But he's slow and below par technically.

                    You can't have a lummox like him in your team when you play as high a line as we do.

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                1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  I am well aware of his poor Clean Sheet stats! I don't rate him at all.

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                  1. applebonkers
                    • Has Moderation Rights
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    i rate him as a mid table defender. he'd be good for a team like.. say.. bolton. stay there gary stay there

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                  2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    I'll tell you who I do rate, Phil Jones. Every time I've seen him he's been excellent.

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                  3. applebonkers
                    • Has Moderation Rights
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    agree. and unlike cahill he actually is young, isn't a villa reject, is building a career on defending like a defender should and hasn't had a fat mate zat knight to help make look better

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                2. jamsiep
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  You must be so pleased right now.

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                  1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    Go away.

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    2. Just One More Thing
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      One of my more poor late season decisions. -1 today 🙁 A goal from him or Huth next week and I'll sign off for the season happy.

      Aside from Vidic, I have missed out on the goalscoring defenders this season...

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    3. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Top lulz.

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  23. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    That's some transformation of Dusseldorfs' stadium for Eurovision!
    🙂

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  24. Blue Teets
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    On the same day rivalry with L'pool ended, rivalry with 'new' City begins!

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    1. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      .....and ends after the Financial Fair play regulations kick in.

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      1. Shakey
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        you lot will be just as heavily affected.

        http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/Gazerfamily_468x289.jpg

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      2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        says the man whose team are hundreds of millions in debt

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  25. Attila the Bum
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Evening all.
    Good old fatty Adam eh? However Cahill has brought me a massive total of 0 points since I brought him in. Damn you Mark! (I cannot possibly hold myself to account for my own mistakes, must be someone else's fault).
    Any craic here?

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    1. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Cahill, odemthingy and Carroll have been a massive part of my downfall at the tail end of this season.

      Hopefull the latter can put things right tomorrow 😛

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      1. Blue Teets
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        How can I get my gf to touch my Odemthingy ?

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  26. TommyK
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Do Britain actually have a chance of winning Eurovision or shall I swith the TV off now?

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    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      You rely on votes from your friends, so no! 🙁

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    2. Just One More Thing
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I'd switch off whether they had a chance or not. My 5 year old boy is watching a 'modern' Pink Panther cartoon..a bit more stimulating I reckon 🙂

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    3. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Probably finish last as per usual...

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  27. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Please don't judge Ireland based on the following few scenes.

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    1. Call Me Old Fashioned
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Too late..

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      1. Call Me Old Fashioned
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Too be fair they are not as bad I expected, one of the backing singers is butchering it for them and so out of tune

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    2. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I am, and I will. I'm ashamed of you all, especially the missus. No victory is worth this.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        it makes me laugh when they just randomly jump about out of sync

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    3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      sorry mate

      your country is f*cked

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    4. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I won't! Pass me my gun...

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        both barrels BANG they'd hit the wal

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        1. applebonkers
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          it would be funnier to just shoot 1, then the other one would have to live with the realisation that on his own he's just a hyper camp guy with big hair

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          1. TommyK
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            😆

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  28. Yxz
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Elokobi (don't ask) on the bench with 10 points. Hopefully Luiz doesn't play!

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    1. Sim Simma
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      -1. It's your own fault for leaving him on the bench. end of

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      1. Sim Simma
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        🙂 Who in their right mind would play elokobi over luiz

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        1. Yxz
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Exactly. My point is it would be very fortunate if I were to get his points...

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      2. Munsoned
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        I would have done the same thing. smart play.

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  29. Shakey
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    What's blue and can't sing?

    Blue.

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    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Cheers Frankie.

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      1. Shakey
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        I'm here 'till Thursday.

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      jedward when i've stabbed them in the face and put them in my freezer for a week

      next question

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      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        😆

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        1. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          ACtually I really did lol!

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