The Knee Jerk
14 May 2011 1234 comments
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While both halves of Manchester spark open the champagne this evening and revel in their respective clubs’ new silverware, those teams ensconced in the battle at the foot of the table can only grin and bear it as the tension was racked up another notch today.

When a team’s Premier League existence is on the line, this time of the season produces some extraordinarily gutsy performances from those threatened with the drop and there‘s always one or two Fantasy Bargains to be had near the bottom. This afternoon, Wolves and Blackpool grabbed the goals and three vital Premier League points apiece, meaning both clubs enter Gameweek 38 with their survival still intact.

Blackpool scaled the heights of their gameweek 1 performance, scoring four for the first time since that opening day of the season in an incredible 4-3 victory over Bolton. The Seasiders’ last home game of this campaign saw DJ Campbell grab 13 FPL Points and Charlie Adam (picking up his first Bonus Points in seven games) returning 12, with an away trip to Old Trafford left of their season. If Ian Holloway’s side are ultimately relegated, they at least have given the home supporters a parting gift to remember.

Wolves chose today to record their first back-to-back league wins of the season with a 3-1 win at Sunderland; Steven Fletcher scored for the fifth time in five games, whilst midfielders Jamie O’Hara, Matt Jarvis and Stephen Hunt all picked up an assist each to reward Fantasy Owners ahead of their home game with Blackburn next week.

The onus now switches to Birmingham, Wigan and West Ham tomorrow. Will it be Sebastian Larsson or Cameron Jerome, Charles N’Zogbia or Hugo Rodallega, or maybe one of either Thomas Hitzlsperger and Demba Ba who will have their day in the sun?

There’s many permutations to consider, but of all those teams involved in the scrap, it’s West Ham who are on the brink; they now need to win both remaining games and hope Birmingham lose their last two to stand any chance of survival. Even if Big Eck’s side are defeated, anything other than a Hammers win at Wigan tomorrow and they’ll be playing Championship football next season.

Regardless of tomorrow’s results, there’s going to be plenty uncertainty surrounding the relegation places and a chance for big performances all over again in Gameweek 38. Great for Fantasy potential, terrible on the nerves of the real-life fan. Bring on next Sunday.

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  1. Optimus.
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    jedward i hate

    give us grimes a bad name lol

    i heard them lads are taking in 9000e a week since wank factor

    thats painful to take

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  2. Hybrid.power
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    I hate Jedward with a passion but it would be cool if we could host the contest again.

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    1. The Bandit
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      You won't! 😉

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  3. The Bandit
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    Apologies for my lack of interest in FPL tonight! 0 points with 11 (hopefully) to play will explain why.. Yawn

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    1. Holy See
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      Seems tis Euro night here. Bit of a pussyfest in fairness tho.

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  4. Damp
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    GO Sweden 🙂

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  5. alsybach
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    That was some crazy shit in Tenerife today............sad........

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    1. GREENDREAMS11
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      what happened dude. i heard about that woman yesterday with the bulgarian ?

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      1. alsybach
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        he needs to be left to the family.........crazy barstard

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          incredibly hideous scenes

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    2. Demí
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      I wont be heading their for my next Holiday.

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        Won't head off there either

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      2. The Bandit
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        cringe

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    3. andy85wsm
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      Usually people head to Tenerife to get legless!

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  6. 4vets
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    OK... what does anyone think about illogical national support? e.g. Irish for Jedward or English for Blue... do you wake up feeling guilty?

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    1. alsybach
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      thats why the eastern/russian block win all the fooking time!!

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  7. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    why cn't greece give cyprus 12?

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    1. andy85wsm
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      They didn't make it to the final

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        good enough reason

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    2. Syd.
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      cyprus didn't qualify

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  8. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    fit girl in georgia

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    1. 4vets
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      There's a fit girl next door to me... still out of reach 😉

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  9. Optimus.
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    eurovision is just an annual gay festival now

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    1. 4vets
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      ... and there's nowt wrong with that, imho. I hate the music, hate the presentation, hate all of it hut I watch it due to my family and probable masochism.

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    2. andy85wsm
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      now?

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      1. Optimus.
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        sorry well now as in the last 10 years

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  10. TommyK
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    Lol@ Graham Norton on France's vote

    "ONE? We built a tunnel to your country....."

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      i like his comment about croatia's presenter and her make up

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  11. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    We didn't want your points anyway France.

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    1. TommyK
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      hehehe

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  12. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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    I thought all the ex-Yugoslavia countries hated each other (or at least the rest of them hated Serbia)? Surprised to see Croatia etc. voting for Serbia!

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  13. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    i do love that eurovision is always done in english

    we basically rule, whether we win this fcking show or not

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    1. alsybach
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      of course we do.......we are soooooo good at everthing.......oh hang on, wait a minute, we are shit.

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      1. TommyK
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        We are good at ruling half the world and then creating all the bad news stories for the next 100 years..... 😛

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      Don't fool yourself; the reason foreigners speak English is to communicate with the Americans, not us!

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    3. TommyK
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      +1- It's why they never vote for us- massive jealousy issues.

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      1. The Bandit
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        It's so we can tell that the lyrics are as cringeworthy as the tunes! 😀

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        1. TommyK
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          lulz

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    4. 4vets
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      So why's your "name" in Spanish (?)

      Can see a good old nationist fight kick off here 🙂

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        to make me look exotic and travelled

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        1. 4vets
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          Gimme your numba!

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  14. Mole
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    If UK want to have a future in this competition, they need to copy the soviets and break up into 20 smaller countries.

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    1. Holy See
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      Or be liked.

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    2. MCH
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      Maybe the SNP can use that to persuade Scotland to break away!

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    3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      i'll run one

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  15. Syd.
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    Where are the fashion police when you need them?

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    1. MCH
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      Cowering behind the sofa

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      1. GREENDREAMS11
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        McH you sound as if your a scottish heroin dealer 😛

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        1. MCH
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          To get that from "Cowering behind the sofa" you must be a Scottish heroin user!

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          1. GREENDREAMS11
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            lol, naw MC H,

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            1. MCH
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              Oh now I see!!

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    2. 4vets
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      There have been no fashion police for the last 50 years.

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  16. The Bandit
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    Albanian presenter called Lionel Messi!

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      there's a footballer with that name

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  17. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    how much does the presenter work out?!

    she seems particularly cold and robotic, even for a german

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    1. Syd.
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      she likes to pump it hard

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  18. Optimus.
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    come on estonia

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    1. 4vets
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      +1 Although I'd never heard their song, that's who I chose in our family stakes.

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  19. GREENDREAMS11
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    eh theh theh theh chrees waddle

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      hahaha fast show

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      1. GREENDREAMS11
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        it came to mind when portugal came on 🙂

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  20. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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    Check the lovely fake tits on that girl! Yum yum 😀

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      tight cleavage

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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        indeed

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  21. Optimus.
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    sad day for blue fans if this is what theyve lowered to

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    1. Syd.
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      they're the new buzz fizz

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        who are buzz fizz?

        i just wanna beat jedward

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        1. MCH
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          everyone would like to give jedward a beating and they surely deserve it!

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  22. andy85wsm
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    Ireland best give us something

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    1. andy85wsm
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      6, you stingy bastards

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      1. MCH
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        Cameron should ring up and say they want the money back.

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  23. TommyK
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    Just six! Well Ireland can go bail themselves out if that's their attitude! 😛

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  24. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    Lithuania get 10 points off Ireland. Shocker.

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  25. The Bandit
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    6 from Ireland and they are proud of Jedward!!! War on you traitors! 🙁

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  26. Darv
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    Cheers Ireland. We give you 12 and we get 6.

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  27. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    ireland better give us a dirty dozen

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    1. Sim Simma
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      hahaha 🙂

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      arseholes

      always hated the irish

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      1. Sim Simma
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        half a dozzen rotten eggs baked in turd

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          yummy

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  28. 4vets
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    The wife is Irish... we are a family in tatters (taters?)

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  29. Optimus.
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    derek mooney what a douche im embarrassed

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  30. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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    God lord, most of these women are unspeakably hot. Makes an absolute mockery of the shitty gene pool we have on this island 🙁

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      alex jones was looking fine!

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      1. Demí
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        Definitely worth a squirt

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      2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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        yeah she was in fairness

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    2. Sim Simma
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      I know, just walk down any street in Stockholm and be prepared to drag your jaw along

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      1. 4vets
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        I guess it's a shame you're just a sad, lonely, ugly git who stays in watching shiye on a saturday night 😉

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        1. 4vets
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          *shite 🙂

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