The Knee Jerk
14 May 2011 1234 comments
Paul Paul
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While both halves of Manchester spark open the champagne this evening and revel in their respective clubs’ new silverware, those teams ensconced in the battle at the foot of the table can only grin and bear it as the tension was racked up another notch today.

When a team’s Premier League existence is on the line, this time of the season produces some extraordinarily gutsy performances from those threatened with the drop and there‘s always one or two Fantasy Bargains to be had near the bottom. This afternoon, Wolves and Blackpool grabbed the goals and three vital Premier League points apiece, meaning both clubs enter Gameweek 38 with their survival still intact.

Blackpool scaled the heights of their gameweek 1 performance, scoring four for the first time since that opening day of the season in an incredible 4-3 victory over Bolton. The Seasiders’ last home game of this campaign saw DJ Campbell grab 13 FPL Points and Charlie Adam (picking up his first Bonus Points in seven games) returning 12, with an away trip to Old Trafford left of their season. If Ian Holloway’s side are ultimately relegated, they at least have given the home supporters a parting gift to remember.

Wolves chose today to record their first back-to-back league wins of the season with a 3-1 win at Sunderland; Steven Fletcher scored for the fifth time in five games, whilst midfielders Jamie O’Hara, Matt Jarvis and Stephen Hunt all picked up an assist each to reward Fantasy Owners ahead of their home game with Blackburn next week.

The onus now switches to Birmingham, Wigan and West Ham tomorrow. Will it be Sebastian Larsson or Cameron Jerome, Charles N’Zogbia or Hugo Rodallega, or maybe one of either Thomas Hitzlsperger and Demba Ba who will have their day in the sun?

There’s many permutations to consider, but of all those teams involved in the scrap, it’s West Ham who are on the brink; they now need to win both remaining games and hope Birmingham lose their last two to stand any chance of survival. Even if Big Eck’s side are defeated, anything other than a Hammers win at Wigan tomorrow and they’ll be playing Championship football next season.

Regardless of tomorrow’s results, there’s going to be plenty uncertainty surrounding the relegation places and a chance for big performances all over again in Gameweek 38. Great for Fantasy potential, terrible on the nerves of the real-life fan. Bring on next Sunday.

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  1. Syd.
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    Thats bike parking material

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  2. TommyK
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    Israeli guys thinking as he speaks to host in Germany "Don't mention the war!"

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    1. GREENDREAMS11
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      she's tidy anaw. i'm going to the next eurovision.

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  3. andy85wsm
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    The good days were so long ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8oTtSTRdSw

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    1. TommyK
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      England should just send in Tinie Tempah *shudders* and be f*cking done with it.

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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        UK^

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        1. TommyK
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          Same thing 😉

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          1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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            sigh

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      2. The Bandit
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        Erm, good move. 65% of the vote is from racist Soviet/Baltic states. Should do it anyway to make a point!

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        1. TommyK
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          Oh yeah forgot about that......

          Probably why you don't see any black artists at eurovision- disgraceful really!

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      3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        oasis should reform to play it and liam can smash the place up

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        1. TommyK
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          I really WOULD emigrate if those c*nts represented us!

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          1. chinmusic
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            1) Oasis are never reforming as Liam has said some stuff his brother will never forgive.
            2) The chances of any Gallager band appearing at Eurovision are less than zero.
            3) You wouldn't emigrate. Unfortunately, no-one who makes this sort of threat ever does or Paul Daniels would have left England in 1997.

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    1. TommyK
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      Lol- scenes!

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  4. Syd.
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    Arseabangwan looking like they have it

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  5. Syd.
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    Graham Norton is crap

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  6. The Bandit
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    Latvian 'Joker' 😯

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  7. 4vets
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    Phew... I'm emotionally drained. Good night!

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  8. Optimus.
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    bring back linda martin

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  9. TommyK
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    Wahey, broke the ton....

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      didn't beat those fcking twins though

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  10. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    Ireland in getting points off Latvia shocker!

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  11. GREENDREAMS11
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    thank god scotland doesn't have a vote. some bird wi a staffie, sovvies and a bottle ae buckie saying "jedward, fuk off"

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    1. Syd.
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      lmao 😆

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      where is assholebadjarn then?

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  12. GREENDREAMS11
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    he's gotta be a happy azerbaijani, him and those 5 chicks all to himself.

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  13. Jimmers
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    That Azerbaijan guy is going to have some night with those women!

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      Judging by his mannerisms, I think he'd rather spend the night with Norton

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      1. TommyK
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        So true.

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      2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        the girls will do him with one of stevvi's dildos

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        1. TommyK
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          haha

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        2. jamsiep
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          Still talking about that, eh? 😛

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      3. GREENDREAMS11
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        i was thinking the same, thats a sin. if it takes you having to be gay to share a room with 5 chicks like that i'm gonna go and get ma hole rodgered and take up singing. Eurovision here i come

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    2. Syd.
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      they will be safe.. he swings the other way

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      1. GREENDREAMS11
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        lol 🙂

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  14. Nomar
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    Yay.

    That nonsense is over for another year. Can talk about football again now.

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    1. Waldaz
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      Is this thing every year? Never noticed it before lol.

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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        lol serious?!

        I love the annual dose of cheesy Eurotrash. Always a larf

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  15. Optimus.
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    azerbaijans group are a rip off of the corrs

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      incest extraordinaire jim corr

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      1. Optimus.
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        i would if in his shoes in fairness lol

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  16. Call Me Old Fashioned
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    the best thing that has happened to azerbaijan, on par with them beating wales in a qualifier

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  17. i love leeds
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    murray is the man, wimbledon is his this year.

    it's a shame he has come through when there's so much competition. he'd have bossed it during the tiger tim era.

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  18. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    looking forward to bpool on motd

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    1. Demí
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      What's the difference between my toolbox and the Premier League??

      There will be hammers in my toolbox next week

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  19. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    kate silverton is fit

    greatest lips in the history of lips

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  20. Optimus.
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    whens goal of the season on motd or has it being done already

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      1st Cheik Tiote v Arsenal.

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      1. TommyK
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        You would absolutely love that...... 😛

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          It would be the right choice. Amazing goal finishing THE best game of the season.

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      2. The Bandit
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        Did he win GOTM?

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          If he didn't the GOTM is a load of arse.

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      3. jamsiep
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        Except it won't be, we all know which goal it will be.

        Also, I watched the French Cup final today, Gervinho - not sure if your lot are still linked with him - was playing. He was alright, quick and made a couple of decent dribbles, but his decision making was piss poor. He ruined a couple of great counter attacks (admittedly created by his pacy dribbling) with a shite pass/cross at the end of it.

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          You're probably right unfortunately. The Man Utd w@nkfest will continue. Tiote's was an absolute beauty though, far better than Rooney's.

          Gervinho said a couple of months ago that he was interested in us, then said a week ago he wants Champs League football. Can't really see it happening now, I reckon we might get Elmander on a free though.

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          1. jamsiep
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            You could do worse than signing someone like Shane Long. He's been impressive every time I've seen him this season.

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              Yeah he's been linked too. Wouldn't mind him, he works hard and is pretty handy. Should get around 15 a season with us.

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              1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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                Long's been excellent whenever he's played for Ireland as well. He's even kept superstars Leon Best and Diego Walters out of the team!

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          2. chinmusic
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            Rooney's goal was eye-catching in a way Tiote's wasn't. The latter was the better strike but the former was more showbiz. I wouldn't have a problem with either winning.

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            1. jamsiep
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              I dunno... A 25 yard volley with his weaker foot in the last minute to complete a comeback from 4-4 sounds pretty showbiz to me! 😀

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              1. Attila the Bum
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                +1
                LOVED it. Willy sneezes everywhere.

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              2. chinmusic
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                Overheard kicks have a certain sex appeal that other strikes don't.

                And GOTS competitions don't take note of the context of the strike in the game or whether it was with the player's weaker foot.

                It's often meaningless goals that win it.

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      4. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        1st Rooney Vs. City
        2nd Elmander Vs. Wolves
        3rd Bale Vs.Stoke

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        1. Optimus.
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          what bout berba v liverpool

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          1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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            Yeah that was good, had to avoid potential bias though 😉

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          2. The Bandit
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            Or Nasri's 2nd?

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          3. jamsiep
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            Too ungainly for me. I can't really remember many goals this season, but I'd say:

            1st Rooney vs City
            2nd Tioté vs Arsenal
            3rd Elmander vs Wolves

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            1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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              I'll probably change the Bale one when I see them all on MOTD, but the other 2 were sublime imo.

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            2. The Bandit
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              Loved the Elmander goal but I don't think it even won GOTM!

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              1. jamsiep
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                Probably not. I'll always prefer a goal like that to a thump from 30 yards though. A goal from range always requires a certain degree of luck, whereas Elmander's goal was a succession of perfect touches. His goal was much harder to pull off than a goal like Glen Johnson's at Hull a couple of years ago - which I think won goal of the season.

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IACkXEs0d9s&feature=related

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                1. GREENDREAMS11
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                  elmanders goal was class, agreed. Rooneys was also pretty special.

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          4. Bojaninho
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            nasri v fulham,
            cfc drogba goal v bolton-one touch,backheel flick and finish.

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              Sure you wouldn't say Tiote's? 😛

              Nasri's v Fulham was good.

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              1. Bojaninho
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                :lol:..i dont think i can without puking in the back of my mouth! ahaha

                it was a great goal tiotes, should never have got to that score line

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                1. Attila the Bum
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                  Best second half I've ever seen, it's now my second favourite Newcastle match ever. 🙂

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                  1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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                    I think I can guess you're favourite, but with no concrete evidence, there's no way I can tell from here...

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                  2. Bojaninho
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                    few dodgy ref descisions...that 2nd pen was a disgrace!

                    What's your fav, the thumping of Utd and the Albert chip!? 😀

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                  3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                    i think it was either of th 4-3s against liverpool in the 90s

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                  4. Attila the Bum
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                    As if you had to ask
                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofK3WwdUZHo

                    Hypnotic. I could never get bored of watching it, Andy Gray being a spaz, a peach by Ginola, Shearer and Ferdinand terrorising the United defence and Albert just being the cheekiest little chappy ever. Oh God I loved that game.

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  21. The Bandit
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    Anyone else have nobody playing today? Borefest. 🙁

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    1. jamsiep
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      Only Adam. 8)

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      1. TommyK
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        Can't believe I sold the bugger...

        http://beargoggleson.com/files/2010/10/pumpkin_vomiting.jpg

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      2. The Bandit
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        Good Stuff!

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    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      Only adam, dj campbell, rooney and odemwingie 😀

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      1. jamsiep
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        Tekkers.

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      2. Attila the Bum
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        Only Adam and erm........ Cahill 🙁

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    3. Optimus.
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      no i had 3 players playing

      adam odem hernan

      25 points between them 8 to play

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  22. Screaming Midget
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    Azerbaijan ladies in white... definitely worth a few stains! Christ, they are nice.

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  23. PFOR
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    Who won the French Cup then?

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    1. jamsiep
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      Lille won it right at the end.

      Obraniak scored a free kick from right by the touchline, looping it over Coupet - think Ronaldinho vs Seaman. Literally 30 seconds later, Coupet gave away a penalty for taking Gervinho down, but he then saved it! Was a pretty intense minute or so for Mr. Coupet!

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      1. PFOR
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        Thanks. Great season for them, pity they'll probably fall apart now, like Dortmund will.

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  24. Optimus.
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    best own goal of the season lads?

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      John Pantsil.

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    2. jamsiep
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      Meite.

      Although that's because it's the only one I can remember at the moment! Was pretty good though, completely retarded.

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    3. TommyK
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      Peter crouch! 😀

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    4. Holy See
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      This has prob been posted a zillion times before but it is so skillful http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAc8JooS3MY

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    5. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      crouch, cos jp had him

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        +1

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  25. andy85wsm
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    Anyone watch the Wolves game? Sunderland lost 3-1 but Sessegnon still managed to get a bonus. Not that I'm complaining, but wasn't expecting it

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  26. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    what's all this football talk?

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    1. GREENDREAMS11
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      lol, eurovision has finished 😛

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  27. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    Where the f*ck's MOTD?

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    1. Holy See
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      Nearly there now

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  28. TommyK
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    AT LAST!

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  29. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    Jeez the one time I need an early night they postpone MOTD.

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      fck off

      chuck norris doesn't sleep!

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        😆

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      2. PFOR
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        ...he waits

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