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20 May 2014 449 comments
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Having analysed Brazil in the first of our World Cup articles, we now take a look at the rank outsiders in Group A. Cameroon failed to impress during the qualifying stages and, having been thumped 5-1 by Portugal in a friendly match back in March, many are already writing off the Africans side’s chances of making it out of the group and into the knockout stages.

Volker Finke’s side begin their campaign with a clash with Mexico on Friday June 13 at 5pm – perhaps their best opportunity for a victory. Five days later the “Indomitable Lions” square up to Croatia at the later time of 11pm, before they take on hosts Brazil in the final batch of Group A ties on Monday June 23 at 9pm.

Road to Qualification

Cameroon finished top of a four-team qualifying group that included Libya, DR Congo and Togo. They registered four wins and a draw, although one of those victories was after a 2-0 defeat in Togo was overturned due to the hosts fielding an ineligible player, with Cameroon awarded a 3-0 win. Over their remaining five matches, they scored five goals, conceding three and earning three clean sheets. They then went head-to-head with Tunisia for a place in this month’s tournament and, after a goalless first-leg away draw, triumphed 4-1 at home to progress.

Road to Qualification

Most Starts Alex Song, Aurélien Chedjou,Nicolas Nkoulou (7), Jean Makoun, Dany Nounkeu, Eyong Enoh, Carlos Kameni, Benjamin Moukandjo, Joel Matip (5)

Most Goals Jean Makoun, Samuel Eto’o, Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting (2)

The Key Targets

Fueled by the 1990’s World Cup displays, the popular perception will be that Cameroon may well be a swashbuckling attacking side, spearheaded by Samuel Eto’o. They are actually set up to be a strong defensive unit who will look to retai possession and keep opponents at arm’s length. It’s in attacking terms that they struggle, unlike both Brazil and Croatia, they lack influential playmakers in midfield.

In a side largely bereft of attacking craft, Eto’o remains the star turn. The Chelsea man’s decision to come out of international retirement proved a successful one as his influence helped steer Cameroon through qualifying. There’s no doubt Finke’s side are up against it in Group A but, if they are to prosper, the performance of their veteran striker – who is first-choice penalty taker – will be pivotal.

Finke is expected to deploy a 4-2-3-1 formation, to maximise the power of Alex Song and Enoh Eyong in the engine room. This duo provide ample stability in front of a back four that boasts an established and touted centre-back pairing of Nicolhas N’Koulou and Aurelien Chedjou. That quartet will be tested and could reap plenty of points from recovered balls.

That spine can be further reinforced by Jean Makoun – the Rennes star will likely to be fielded the furthest forward of the central midfield three and will be looking to replicate the attacking form that saw him score twice in the crucial win over Tunisia. Makoun is not a natural “number 10” and Finke is far from blessed in this area. He has other options – notably Schalke’s highly-rated Joel Matip, along with Stéphane Mbia of Seville – both could feature but are imposing defensively minded assets rather than major attacking threats.

The Long Shot

Vincent Aboubakar is likely to get the nod on the right flank of either a 4-2-3-1 or 4-3-3. He failed to impress over the qualification period and was unable to find the net but he arrives on the back of a highly successful domestic campaign, having netted on 16 occasions for Ligue 1 side Lorient.

Further Analysis

Group A – Brazil

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  1. Elniñorules
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    • 14 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Arsenal have got to be the jammiest team in the league.

    How on earth did they get 4th place? 😆

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      They have Wenger 🙂

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      1. Funkyav
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        and better players than the teams below them

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    2. @ocprodigy
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      The David Moyes effect.

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    3. GreennRed
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      Good defence. Decent defensive mids. Some good attacking mids. Giroud scored a few goals despite his Donkey status. 5,6,7 and 8 were poor in comparison.

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    4. Elniñorules
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      11 years, 8 months ago

      Locking this thread now.

      Purpose has been served and Mr Arse is back with us 😆

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  2. GreennRed
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    11 years, 8 months ago

    http://en.mcdonalds.fantasy.fifa.com/rules_help/index

    McDonalds game not at all like UCL game.

    * 23 man squad
    * Different scoring system.
    * Bonus points.
    * No managers subs, I think! This line might say otherwise as it doesn't say manager's substitutions? ' You can change every player in your line-up that has not already played during the current round for any other relevant player in your squad that hasn’t already played.' ????
    * No transfers for 2nd and 3rd rounds.
    * Unlimited transfers for all qualifying rounds.

    😉

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    1. Funkyav
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      and, most importantly, it doesnt open until 8th June.

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      1. GreennRed
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        With no idea of player prices or assigned positions.Pointless planning before then.

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        1. Funkyav
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          exactly Greenred.

          I am looking at alternatives of which there are 2 as far as im aware

          There is also a forthcoming atricle on here discussing the options I believe.

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          1. GreennRed
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            I'll play this one. The others are a load of sh#%* in comparison. FIFA will have player profiles, live game updates etc.

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    2. Heydudes13
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      I really don't get the point in having 23 players, only being able to play 11 of them and not having manager substitutions available. 😕

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      1. Elniñorules
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        From my short memory of having played in 2010, it's because:
        1) you can make subs during the round
        2) 23 players for 3 rounds in the group phase as you have no FTs, although you can take hits to transfer players out

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        1. Heydudes13
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          Ah. So the initial squad is picked purely for the group stage and you can rotate accordingly each round. Makes a bit more sense!

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          1. Elniñorules
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            • 14 Years
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            Indeed, but not to ignore point 1.

            There are usually 4-5 days in a matchday, so its good practice to have players on each day (preferably towards the end) so you can keep subbing them out as they don't do well.

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        2. GreennRed
          • 14 Years
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          That's what I thought but there's no mention of managers subs in the rules.

          No hits during rounds cos there's no transfers.

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          1. Elniñorules
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            I admit I haven't read the rules for 2014. Only my memory from 2010.

            Assuming the rules are a bit incomplete. It'd be lame otherwise.

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            1. GreennRed
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              I registered and they're the rules but without manager's subs they'll be poor.

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              1. Heydudes13
                • 14 Years
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                Maybe they think manager subs will make it a bit too easy with the size of be squad.

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                1. GreennRed
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                  It'd be like UFPL , a Matchday squad and some other squad players you can't use for that Matchday but you can sub some in for the next group game.

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              2. Elniñorules
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                • 14 Years
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                Just had a look.

                How else can they possibly explain 23 players in one round in the knockout phase, where there's unlimited transfers?

                I definitely think this current draft is an intern's work or something. Needs a proper stick from the boss at Fifa.

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  3. teddy.
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    11 years, 8 months ago

    Anyone got a promo code for Fantasy iTeam?

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    1. WorldCupDanB
      • 14 Years
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      Here you go - FiT446935

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      1. teddy.
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        • 16 Years
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        Sorry, too slow!

        By the way, I don't think Enyeama's on pens for Nigeria. I think it's Mikel.

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  4. RabMac
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    Not many clubs can claim to have been the best team in the world at one point in their existence. Luckily my club are one of them. 😉

    How many English clubs can actually claim to have been the best in the world at one point?

    Liverpool for sure and perhaps maybe Man United & Nottingham Forrest.

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    1. FACUPARSE
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      11 years, 8 months ago

      My country has been the best in the world, has yours?

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      1. RabMac
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        I have no interest in nationalism or patriotism.

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      2. Somalion
        • 16 Years
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        Gone for a few weeks eh? 😉

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        1. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
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          I was hoping he'd bite in the post above 😆

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          1. FACUPARSE
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            🙂

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          2. Kings of Lyon ★
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            Far too obvious.

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          3. Somalion
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            😆 to be far to Arsey he held off, better than some of his victims can manage 😀

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          4. RabMac
            • 12 Years
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            He is too easy. 😉

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    2. getfunky
      • 13 Years
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      arsenal in the 30's

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    3. GreennRed
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Are the Celts your club Rab?

      United, Liverpool definitely and maybe Leeds team of the 70s might lay claim to be the best in the world.

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      1. RabMac
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        Aye, I'm a Celtic fan mate.

        That Leeds team you are talking about, would that be the same one we played off the park in the 1970 semi-final of the European Cup? Which to date is the highest attendance of any European match. 😉

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        1. GreennRed
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          The very same!

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          1. RabMac
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            Was an excellent Leeds team back then mate and most people gave us no chance of winning the match but they forgot we had wee Jimmy.

            Remember watching some Jimmy Johnstone videos and listening to Jack Charlton, BIlly Bremner and Terry Cooper talking about Jimmy Johnstone.

            Terry Cooper - "I would love to have kicked Jinky, but I couldn't get near him! I still have nightmares. I reckon I had good anticipation, but I could do nothing to take the ball off Johnstone."

            Billy Bremner - "That was one of the greatest exhibitions I have ever seen. Jimmy had one of these games where he was unstoppable. He destroyed us on his own and I remember turning to Terry Cooper at half time at Hampden and saying to him there was no point in him going out for the second half."

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    4. Woy of the Wovers
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      They can all claim it. Some claims more questionable than others.

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      1. RabMac
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        They can all claim it but most of them would be lying. 😛

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    5. Kings of Lyon ★
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      Rangers in '92 😉

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      1. RabMac
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        Any team that includes Scott "I'm so jammy" Nisbet & Dave "The Donkey" McPherson cannot lay claim to being the best team in the world. 😛

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        1. Kings of Lyon ★
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          😆

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    6. Hank Scorpio
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      Pre Champions League era, the European Cup was much easier to win IMO.

      Less games, less quality, random draws and no seeding meaning potentially easier paths through the competition.

      Obviously teams can only beat what's put in front of them, but I think this goes someway to explaining Forest's escapades.......just look at their fixture run in the European Cup for both 1979 and 1980.

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      1. RabMac
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        I agree that it was easier to win the European Cup back but it was not just our triumph in this tournament that backs up my claim.

        Many top class people in the game back then said we were the best team in the world at that time. Shankly said it, Busby said it, di Stefano said it, Eusebio said it, some of the Leeds United players have said that we were the best team they ever played. Back then we could beat anyone in the world and consistently did well in Europe, reaching 4 semi-finals & 2 finals.

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    7. pompeyfan
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      Ajax from 1970-1974 & in 1995

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      1. RabMac
        • 12 Years
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        Ajax can definitely lay claim to having been the best team in the world at one point, especially when they had Cruyff.

        Cruyff is the best Dutch player I have ever seen and is truly one of the greatest players to have ever played football.

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        1. pompeyfan
          • 16 Years
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          Definitely.
          I would say that Ajax of the 70s was the best team in history

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  5. HurriKane
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    Van Gaal's neck is one of the longest necks ive ever seen 🙂

    http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/74691000/jpg/_74691090_450738925.jpg

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  6. Elniñorules
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    • 14 Years
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    FFS World Cup 2014 update

    Having announced that it will be launching come Friday, here's a teaser.

    The partners in crime who will be presenting this Cup to you have been finalized. There are 8 of them. One of them is known to be legen-wait-for-it-DARY. Who is he?

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
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      Me?

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    2. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Forca or RBJ.

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    3. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Soop? RBJ? Attila? Tosey? AP?

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    4. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
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      Unreal.

      What's the FFS World Cup?

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    5. Elniñorules
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      • 14 Years
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      None right so far. Think literally.

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      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
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        Dary?

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        1. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
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          Says who?

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          1. Kings of Lyon ★
            • 15 Years
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            Neil Patrick Harris?

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            1. Elniñorules
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              • 14 Years
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              HOT!

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              1. Billy Gilmore
                • 13 Years
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                Everyone's arch nemesis in FFS UEFA games! 😡

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                1. Elniñorules
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                  Boom!

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              2. The Light Knight
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                11 years, 8 months ago

                Salma? 😯

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    6. Evs
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      What's this ?

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  7. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
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    https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/468766220595249152/photo/1

    sums up todays yaya incidents quite well

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  8. Hank Scorpio
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    11 years, 8 months ago

    Arsenal were lucky to win the FA Cup.

    Absolutely sh1te goalkeeping by McGregor for both normal time goals - for the free kick he totally messed up his positioning by stepping into the space behind the wall, and for the 2nd goal for some reason he went at Kosc with his legs instead of his hands, or even instead of staying on the line.

    Arsenal had bottled it, and simply got lucky due to McGregor's incompetence.

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    1. FACUPARSE
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      😆 everybody is trying

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      1. Hank Scorpio
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        😉

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    2. Billy Gilmore
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      They should've had numerous penalties.

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      1. Hank Scorpio
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        Nah, they were just being soft.

        Wussies, the lot of 'em.

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    3. Wilshere Knowledge
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      And when Fryatt was through on goal he didnt foul Kos. We were totally outplayed, and only won through pure luck.

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      1. Hank Scorpio
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        Finally some sense 😉

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        1. Wilshere Knowledge
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          I'm just glad we paid McGregor enough.

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          1. Hank Scorpio
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            McGregor was more effective for Arsenal than Sanogo.

            Sanogo is like a baby giraffe on roller skates, on an ice rink, having drank half a bottle of tequila.

            He even makes Danny Welbeck look composed and in control of his bodily movement.

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            1. Wilshere Knowledge
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              😀

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            2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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              • 16 Years
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              ???

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  9. boc610
    • 14 Years
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    it yaya the most spoiled, precious footballer playing today? Imagine Geroge Weah coming out with some of the stuff he has over the last while. Incredible.

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    1. Colonel Wasabi
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      • 12 Years
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      Heck of a flamboyant way to angle for a contract upgrade or moneybags transfer.......

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    2. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
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      Agreed. Riquelme could score FKs and pens too...

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      1. The Light Knight
        • 14 Years
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        *can

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        1. Kings of Lyon ★
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          True.

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    3. GreennRed
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      What has he actually said?

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      1. boc610
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        under appreciated as footballer because he's african, didnt get a personal birthday message from City owners

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        1. GreennRed
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          'Actually' said ? You heard him say that?

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            ????

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          2. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
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            yaya toure ‏@Toure_yaya42 1h
            Everything dimitry said is true . He speaks for me . I will give an interview after world cup to explain

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          3. Hank Scorpio
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            His agent said it.

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            1. GreennRed
              • 14 Years
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              His agent is not him. Such bollo% to sell a few papers. Nothing to see here.

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              1. Hank Scorpio
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                Seems a strange thing for his agent to say for no reason.

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                1. GreennRed
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                  His agent said it to benefit himself. Might get a few more quid out of City for Yaya and hence a few for himself. Not the same as Yaya saying it.

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                  1. Hank Scorpio
                    • 14 Years
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                    Yes, but it makes Yaya look like an almighty plonker either way.

                    If he said it = plonker

                    Can't control his agent from saying ridiculous things = plonker

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                    1. GreennRed
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                      A plonker who didn't say anything.

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                      1. Hank Scorpio
                        • 14 Years
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                        As people have said, Toure has confirmed on twitter that his agent speaks for him. I quote:

                        "Everything Dimitri said is true. He speaks for me. I will explain after the World Cup."

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                  2. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
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                    yaya confirmed it on twitter

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  10. Bubz
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    Can't believe all this Yaya stuff. So weird. What on earth are him and his mate Dimitry smoking.

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    1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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      What stuff? I've only just heard about it.. Is it actually from Yaya's mouth, or from some strange source, which has been interpreted deliberately in a way to whip up a media storm so the press can all feast off it like vultures and make money?

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      1. Bubz
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        Well I assume he has control of his own twitter. He appears to have thrown a tantrum due to City not personally wishing him a happy birthday, and his agent took it upon himself to let it be known to the world that Yaya is throwing his toys out the pram and deserves more respect. Now he has started tweeting contradictory, vague comments about everything his agent said being true, but that we are not to believe anything that doesn't come from his mouth.
        The guy is one of the highest paid sportsmen in the world, how can this sort of petty rubbish be made public. Embarrassing.

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        1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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          I've just had a look at his Twitter comments, especially the last one: "Everything dimitry said is true . He speaks for me . I will give an interview after world cup to explain". Very strange indeed. Sounds like he's using any old excuse to force a move, and in a bid to end his career somewhere other than Manchester, maybe..?

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  11. Mull
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    • 14 Years
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    This Yaya stuff can all be translated into 'I want more money'.

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    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
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      Imagine Yaya singin this

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aRor905cCw

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    2. Bubz
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      I can't help but picture Yaya's agent as a larger scale version of this guy

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA3zhzT1wDo

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    3. RabMac
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      Or his agent trying to alienate him from the club so he leaves and he gets a big fat cheque.

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  12. Woy of the Wovers
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    What other fantasy WC games are out there? The official one looks like too much effort.

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  13. Hank Scorpio
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    How come I see swearing getting through into people's posts all of the time, and yet I use the word pen1s in a post and it gets flagged for review and doesn't get published?!

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    1. Bubz
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      That's shit

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    2. Richd
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      Cos nobody wants to hear you chatting about cocks?

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    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      You can't use the word pr*ck, either ... 😉

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      1. Hank Scorpio
        • 14 Years
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        Filth!

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          • 16 Years
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          A shedload of shit, if you ask me ... 😀

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  14. Evs
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    • 16 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    I can't understand what's the matter with City, the lads 31 - don't get him a cake from Greggs.

    Night on the lash the boy wanted, followed by women hanging off poles with little left to the imagination.

    Tut tut City 😉

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    1. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      His agent made somewhat of a fair point in that when Roberto Carlos had his birthday the Sheikh's bought him a Bugatti. They apparently didn't even say happy birthday to Yaya.

      I mean Bugatti's are really nice. Carlos couldn't even see above the steering wheel. I can understand Yaya's pain.

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      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        *Bugattis

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      2. Evs
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        • 16 Years
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        We need to put this into context though, how nice was Yayas cake?

        I mean if it had buttercream and some icing, who can complain ?

        Send him my way, I'll take him on a night out down Cardiff - after that he'll be asking for the cake back 😉

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        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          Apparently the cake was from the team, not the owners! I agree, such a delicious cake would surely be okay?

          😆 Welcome to the jungle 😉

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    2. Richd
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      They should have a work whip round.that's what they do at mine.

      Guess it's harder in the off season.

      Again a problem I face, many colleagues on holiday in July and so less donations IMO,

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    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
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      They shouldn't get him anything. They're his employers, not his parents.

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      1. Evs
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        • 16 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        What did mammy Yaya send him ?

        In fact, what did his bloody agent get him 🙂 ???

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          A Lanvin tie ...

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          1. Evs
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 8 months ago

            Oh..

            *googles 'lanvin tie'*

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    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Can see that website being discreetly taken down about 3/4 through next season.

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      1. LeSagna
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        hahaha. Possibly. Or might survive longer because Chelsea/Mourinho cannot increase their trophy count until the end of the season...

        In any case, Mourinho has lost all his charm and I'm going to enjoy any sort of comeuppance he gets

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    2. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      it'd be far more accurate if they took into account honours won in their entire career up until now.

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      1. LeSagna
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Ya true. I wonder who would win that bout... I think Wenger might (due to his early success) but not sure...

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        1. teddy.
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          Wenger would win in UK achievements, but I'm pretty sure Mourinho would win on career to date.

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          1. teddy.
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 8 months ago

            Needed to check...

            Wenger to date:
            4 league titles
            8 cups

            Mourinho to date:
            2 Champions Leagues
            1 UEFA Cup
            7 league titles
            9 cups

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      1. LeSagna
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        I've seen that one before. Was pretty funny the last couple of years. The Gerrard bit added in was hilarious.. I suppose it can start building up again slowly now...

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  16. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Might as well beat Del Monte to the punch again.

    Yaya to United 100% done deal.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Come again? 😯

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      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        You should be happy your team are getting Yaya 😉

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          I would have an infarction of joy!!!

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      2. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        😆 Only ripping the piss 😉

        Or am I? 😯

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        1. RabMac
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          I reckon you might be onto something as he was recently spotted in Manchester.

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          1. Somalion
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 8 months ago

            Heard he's also enrolled his kids in a Manchester school.

            Coincidence? I think not!

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            1. RabMac
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 8 months ago

              Also reports that a pair of red y-fronts with a pink Y were spotted on his washing line but I have yet to confirm this story.

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              1. Somalion
                • 16 Years
                11 years, 8 months ago

                In his back garden right now, will let you know.

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                1. Somalion
                  • 16 Years
                  11 years, 8 months ago

                  Oh.... He mad.

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                  1. RabMac
                    • 12 Years
                    11 years, 8 months ago

                    😆

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        2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          Ah. 😀

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    2. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      🙂

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  17. Richd
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Reading to be relegated at 20/1. Value.

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  18. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Yaya's agent: "Of course Yaya is upset about this. If this happened to you as a journalist in the BBC and nobody shakes your hand, you will say bye-bye and go to work for somebody else. It is normal."

    Normal?! I couldn't care less if nobody at work shook my hand on my birthday. I certainly wouldn't "say bye-bye and go work for somebody else." Literally what is this guy talking about.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      I think he is talking sense. I have always said that Citeh lack team spirit. This more or less proves it.

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      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        I feel they've been improving this season, I'm shocked about Yaya though as I thought he was one of the group leading the way in forging an actual team spirit.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          It's a bit hard, though, when no-one even gives you a lolly!

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          1. Somalion
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 8 months ago

            Pantilimon looks like the type that just carries around lollies in his pockets, you think he would have parted with one!

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              11 years, 8 months ago

              There you go! 😆

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              1. Somalion
                • 16 Years
                11 years, 8 months ago

                😀

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    2. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      An agent that earns multi-millions from managing millionaire 20/30 year olds does not have the faintest clue what normal is.

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  19. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Fellow iTeam players, it's worth noting Brazil have a DGW to begin with, so it's worth having Neymar as captain.

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    1. The Sarjeant
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Wanna join my league? Pin - 4723

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Just joined.

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    2. teddy.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Probably worth having Neymar as captain regardless?

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Probably, how's your team shaping up?

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  20. Evs
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    That keeper in the picture (on the right) looks a tad overweight ?

    #ateyayascake

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    1. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      😆

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      🙂

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  21. Siva Mohan
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Claudio Ranieri has left his role as manager of Monaco.

    Monaco vice-president Vasim Vasilyev told a press conference: "I can confirm the departure of Claudio Ranieri. We have taken the decision to part ways."

    "I would like to acknowledge the very good job that Ranieri has done."

    "It was a difficult decision. It's never easy when the results are good. But we believe that at this stage of the project we need to find a new dynamic."

    "I cannot confirm the name of the new coach while the details are still being sorted."

    "We are looking for a coach who has an attacking philosophy and who can create a good show for our supporters."

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    1. Hank Scorpio
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Same happened at Chelsea.

      Ranieri lays the foundations, somebody else gets the glory.

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      1. Siva Mohan
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        TBH I don't see Monaco overtaking PSG in next couple of years.. they should have stuck with him..

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    2. King Nil Miss ✩
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Leonardo Jardim is to assume the job.

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  22. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    No cake or being ranked behind Penalty Gerrard in the player of the year poll. Which is the bigger snub?

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    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      😆

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    2. RabMac
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      😆

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  23. teddy.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    The cake is a lie

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    1. King Nil Miss ✩
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      😯 a bit late for this 😆

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    2. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      The cake is always a lie.

      Except in Mario 64 😉

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    3. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Cakes are a serious matter, I can't imagine it would be a joke ?!

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      1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        It definitely is a serious matter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w

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      2. Funkyav
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        reminds me of that brasseye sketch

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        1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          Look above 😉

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    4. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Let him eat cake!

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  24. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Craig Gardner joins West Brom

    Doesn't that mean he's played for all of Villa, Birmingham and West Brom?

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Aye.

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        How is he able to walk around in that city?

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        1. The Light Knight
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          Walking is kind of a prerequisite for a professional footballer 😉

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        2. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          He's crap so nobody really cares.

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          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 8 months ago

            I expected that one 😆

            Could get set-pieces and pens, nice budget option

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  25. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Craig Gardner joins West Brom on a free transfer from Sunderland.

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      1 minute too slow 😉

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  26. The Sarjeant
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    BBC 2 are doing a documentary series about each World Cup. Looks pretty good.

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      when does it start?

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      1. The Sarjeant
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Saturday 10am.

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          will get it on record

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      2. The Light Knight
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        1930ish

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        1. Billy Gilmore
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          😀

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    2. RabMac
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      If your outside the UK you can download a free program called CyberGhost and use a British VPN for free, so when you connect to iPlayer you have a British IP and you can watch it.

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  27. Siva Mohan
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Real Madrid boss Carlo Ancelotti has confirmed Cristiano Ronaldo and Gareth Bale will both start the Champions League final.

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    1. The Sarjeant
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Costa's out as well... Bit of a blow to my bet. Stuck £20 on Atletico to win the league and Champions League!

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      1. Wilshere Knowledge
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Alonso is suspended, and he makes a massive difference.

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      2. Funkyav
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        of course they will start

        Sarje - what odds did you get? You could always lay off a bit for peace of mind.

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        1. The Sarjeant
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          Can't remember the odds. £20 on for £153 back.

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          1. RabMac
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 8 months ago

            Think that is about 13/2 but not exact.

            20 x 6.5 = 130

            Then add you 20 stake = £150

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        2. The Sarjeant
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          I'd have to put £80 on Madrid to get £150 back, means I get a profit of £50, but I'm limited to £20 deposits lol.

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          1. Funkyav
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 8 months ago

            do it with betfair then you can lay Atletico

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  28. RabMac
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Out of all the managers who managed in England over the last 10 years, who would you most like to have managed your club and why?

    I would probably go for Pochettino, Martinez or Wenger.

    The reason I would go for one of these three is I like the style of football their teams play, they are great at improving players they coach and they do not need to spend vasts sums of money to get results. In addition I like listening to them all talking about football and they have respect for others.

    If I were pushed I would probably go with Martinez solely on the fact that he knows the Scottish market better than the other 2 and has a track record of spotting good Scottish talent.

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    1. FACUPARSE
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Alex Mcgleish

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      1. RabMac
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Never heard of him, are you sure you got the spelling right?

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  29. FACUPARSE
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Surprised United didn't go for Craig Gardner.

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    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Give it a rest.

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      1. FACUPARSE
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        not said anything for at least an hour 😉

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        1. RabMac
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          I think you should go for the record and see if you can manage until after the WC. 😛

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        2. Wilshere Knowledge
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          Okay fair enough. You were banging on when I was on earlier, so I assumed you just kept going. 😀

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    2. Darth
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      No he belongs at more of a sub-standard club i.e. goonersquad

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    3. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      If only his name was Crag Jardinier, be Wenger's only signing of the Summer 😉

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