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18 June 2011 452 comments
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Having allowed skipper Kevin Nolan to nestle back under the wing of Sam Allardyce at Upton Park, Newcastle had to act quickly to stem the tide of negativity that had swept through the St James’ faithful. The signing of striker Demba Ba for an undisclosed fee on Friday will surely have helped matters.

Captured on a three-year deal, Ba arrives on Tyneside having made a significant impression in West Ham’s colours. With 7 goals in 12 appearances, Ba proved one to be an inspired signing for Avram Grant, but even his displays could not save the Hammers from the drop, or indeed Grant from dismissal.

The Senegalese striker will take on no less responsibility at Newcastle. While the likes of Leon Best and Shola Ameobi attempted to fill the void left by Andy Carroll’s departure to Liverpool, Alan Pardew quickly identified that he required further acquisitions up front.

Ba may well be one of several strikers to arrive at the club, but he has already demonstrated that he has the ability establish himself at the top level in England and make a Magpies starting role his own. Indeed, Ba wasted no time in expressing his intentions on his arrival at St James’ Park…

“When I step on the pitch, all I want to do is win games, and I think the Premier League is a good league for me…I will keep on working hard. I’ve heard that the atmosphere here is great and I can’t wait to score some goals in front of our fans and here that atmosphere for myself.”

The Statistics

Ba was not a newcomer to English football when he arrived at West Ham. Having been on Watford’s books, he was allowed to leave in 2005, at which point he returned to France to play his trade. He forged a short career in French football with both Rouen and Mouscron between 2005-07 – spells that were to produce a staggering goalscoring record of 30 goals in 38 appearances. Had it not been for an eight-month absence through injury in 2006, after fracturing both his tibia and fibula, his early career would have surely flourished further.

Ba had done enough to attract further interest however. A move to Hoffenheim in the Bundesliga followed in 2007 for a fee of 3 million euros. A tally of 37 goals in 97 appearances in Germany continued to demonstrate Ba’s credentials and with the Premier League stage beckoning, Ba turned his attentions back to England.

A move to West Ham was originally muted before the striker travelled to have talks with Stoke City in January this year. Ba failed a medical at the Britannia, scuppering the move and providing further evidence that Ba’s injury record was a factor. West Ham decided to take the gamble however; later that month Ba signed a three-year deal.

While Ba’s spell in London was successful in terms of goals, doubts over his fitness were clearly a concern. Grant continually rotated his strikers, keeping Ba out of the firing line in Cup matches, preserving him for the quest for precious league points. He started 10 matches in the Premier League – a fact that makes his goal haul of 7 that more impressive.

Further analysis of Ba’s Opta data tells us more of his potential. Our members can delve into last season’s performance data in full but the key stat is perhaps Ba’s average goal attempts per game which, at 2.9, is up their with some of the very best strikers in the league. Indeed, with 1.6 efforts per game on target, only Robin Van Persie and Luis Suarez can better Ba’s figures. Significantly, Ba surpasses Andy Carroll in these areas then – the Geordie recording 2.8 shots per game, with 1.3 on target.

The Prospects

Newcastle fans will surely be optimistic that Ba can step in a do a job. There’s little doubt that, when he’s out on the pitch, Ba provides ample threat to opponents and, as Alan Pardew stressed in Friday’s press statement, he has all the ability to establish himself in English football…

“Demba made a great impression with West Ham last season and is a great signing for this club. He has pace, excellent technical ability, is good in the air and, it goes without saying, has the ability to consistently find the back of the net. Moreover he has a great passion to play for Newcastle United.”

While there will be bigger signings this summer in the striker positions, Ba already looks a strong option as a low-to-mid price consideration. His valuation of 5.0 in the Fantasy Premier League Game may not be carried through into next term, but we should expect Ba to be available around 6.0 mark. That could represent good value if he can stay clear of injury and Newcastle can quickly gel their new acquisitions to produce a side capable of improving on last season’s finish.

Further Reference

Demba Ba Wikipedia
Hoffenheim goal compilation
West Ham goal compilation

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Van Dal
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    yessss

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  2. Van Dal
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    where is everyone?????????

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  3. harmonica
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    Admin - are you aware of any problems with viewing the ticker. For both the 6 game and members ticker I've always had an issue that the column of teams doesn't line up with the rest of the ticker. Just me?

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    1. Mark
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      That's an issue when font sizes are set to 125% in Windows and then only seems to affect some users on Firefox. Can you check your display options to see how your displaying fonts?

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      1. harmonica
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        seems to be set to default 100%

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        1. Mark
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          Ok...can you drop me a screenshot to support@fantasyfootballscout together with details of your browser being used. Ta.

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          1. harmonica
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            done, cheers

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  4. Nutella
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    Mark or anyone on the team about?

    Any chance of an app for the site, i know from others that this would be hugely used as many of use users use the site on i-phone, i-pod and i-pad? Even if there was a charge for it im sure everyone would pay it as it would make navigating the site that bit easier! 🙂

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    1. Mark
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      We'd certainly like to do an app - it's on the development list that's for sure.

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      1. Nutella
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        Great, it would be a huge hit!

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      2. ManofKent
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        Android too for the more sophisticated members 😉 please.

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  5. _Greg
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    Hopefully there will be loads of expensive signings next week in the premier, keeping it all interesting!

    if around 10 20 mil plus signings come in from abroad hopefully it can put the whole nonsense that is "la liga is better than the premier league" arguement to bed.

    hope an english team smashes barca next year! go go premier!

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  6. applebonkers
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    he was at watford 😯

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    1. Shakey
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      Aidy Boothroyd obviously felt he didn't have the right personality to fit in at Watford, so stuck it out with Marlon King.

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      1. applebonkers
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        ha. i'm more worried about darius henderson getting the nod over ba. ba obviously wasn't good enough at elbowing

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  7. RASPUTIN - the foking bom t…
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    Any news on utd announcment...

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    1. MJ6987
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      Do they ever do announcements at the weekend? I don't think so.

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  8. Demí
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    An opening day game against Arsenal may put people off starting with him in their fpl team, but after that Newcastle's fixtures are really nice.

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    1. gooner dave
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      For me it depends on price. 5mill or there about, I'm in. 6 or above, I'll wait and see.

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      1. Dan
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        He will be 5.5 max, probably 5.0.

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  9. Portsmouth Bubblejet
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    I passed on last night this evening's "likely" Swiss U-21 team, which had been leaked to a few people by the Swiss sports editor who correctly indicated the team for the first two matches. The 4-1-4-1 formation has only one change - Mehmedi in for Gavranović:

    Sommer
    Koch, Rossini, Klose, Berardi
    Lustenberger
    Shaqiri, Xhaka, Frei, Emeghara
    Mehmedi

    There's now an internet source for the journalist's prediction, as his newspaper have just included it in an online article:

    http://www.20min.ch/sport/fussball/story/Tamis-wichtigstes-Spiel-24366961

    Although I wouldn't expect official confirmation of this line-up in advance from the Swiss FA, an interview with the Swiss U-21 coach Pierluigi Tami on the SFV website confirms that he only plans to make minor changes for tonight’s game: "It's clear that we're not going to change the team too much because after all there are now some points that are fairly stable. [...] So, if there are any changes, they will really be small changes."

    http://www.football.ch/nm/de/U-21-Team.aspx?vNews=1&newsID=1

    (The audio interview is in French at the bottom of the page.)

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    1. Boom!!!
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      cheers PB...

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    2. applebonkers
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      thanks again PB, good to see 3 point oop sensation mehmedi back. will probably captain the little lesbian weightlifter yet again

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    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Many, many thanks for this info, P B!!! 🙂

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  10. Drip Doctor
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    Wilshere is a right pleb "Don't see all the fuss about Modric wanting a move..he has done welll at #Spurs but he needs to play #champions league! #inmyopinion"

    He's just asking for some Nasri and Cesc abuse...

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    1. Dan
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      True though, a player like Modric should be playing in the CL.

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      1. MJ6987
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        Surely he took that into account when he recently signed 6 year contract though.

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    2. Shakey
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      #Jack Wilshire likes #using the #hashkey.

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  11. PFOR
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    Let's say Sammy Eto'o and Carlos Tevez swap clubs, would the Cameroonian be in your squads?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Almost without hesitation ...

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      1. Shakey
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        this.

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        1. PFOR
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          I'm thinking the same. I'm already afraid of what he'd do to Rio and Vidic.

          Penalties?

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          1. Shakey
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            He's the kind of character who'd want to take them whether he was actually good at taking them or not.

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            1. PFOR
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              Then again so does Balotelli...

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    2. Boom!!!
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      obviously 😕

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    3. SkyByBo
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      Price dependent possibly but i would see eto as a big rotation threat where as tevez is captain and nailed on imo.

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      1. PFOR
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        Arguably the best striker in the world, I doubt he'd be rotated.

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        1. SkyByBo
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          Hes really not the best striker in the world, by a long way. Hes not the best striker at his current club!

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          1. PFOR
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            As I said, best striker in the world is a tough one. But on what planet is he not the best striker at Inter?

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            1. SkyByBo
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              Milito is better, i think he has proven that in the CL last year!

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              1. Drip Doctor
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                Eto'o is much better then Milito.

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              2. PFOR
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                And what about the Champions League this year, where Eto'o bagged 10 goals? Or when he was with Barca? Or his 37 goals in 53 games this year?

                And you still think Milito, who had one decent season and a shite world cup is better?

                You know what I won't even argue it, this is ridiculous!

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                1. SkyByBo
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                  OK maybe eto is better than milito but i still think he would have to establish himself at city and would be rotated. Tevez > eto imo but i would probably still get eto.

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              3. Boom!!!
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                milito scored the goals last season but all the hard work was done by eto'o...he is miles better than milito!

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          2. Boom!!!
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            start watching football 😕

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    4. applebonkers
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      i'd name my squad after him

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    5. Drip Doctor
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      I totally called this swap a couple of months ago 8)

      He would be the first player in my team. No doubt.

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      1. PFOR
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        The best part is he could sneak in at 11m, being a newcomer and all 🙂

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          Abso-bloody-lutely!!! 😀

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        2. Drip Doctor
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          Yup. If he did there are too many strikers i want. RVP, Rto'o/Tevez, Suarez, Rooney, Bent, Torres. Realistically i can only have two unless i have an uber cheap midfield which is something im considering to start with.

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          1. PFOR
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            I'll have two big strikers and one of Zamora/Hoilett/Ba I think. Expensive defense, relatively cheap midfielders.

            Torres and Eto'o to begin with, then Torres --> RVP.

            Ahhhh bloody FPL, I wish it would just start already!

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            1. Drip Doctor
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              Ha tell me about it! The Rooney dilemma is, realistically, he is the only Utd attacking cover i'd want as he is guaranteed a start! Not sure i want to go without any Utd attacking coverage. It's going to be one big headache when FPL is back up!

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              1. PFOR
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                Imagine being me, coming back from holidays on Friday 12th! I'll need to be fairly set on my team beforehand, I might just pick a really safe one. Rooney is fairly tempting alright.

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  12. PFOR
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    Anyone think Welbeck will lose his place against the Czech? I'm 0.1 short for Sturridge.

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    1. Stat virgin
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      I don't have a clue what to do transfer wise in under 21 FF, got a wildcard but don't really need to make that many transfers at the moment. Have Iceland really been that bad? Thinking about keeping my two expensive Iceland shitters as Spain are too expensive, I'm maxed out on Swiss already and everyone else in the game is shit.

      Yarmolenko replacement anyone?

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      1. PFOR
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        Maxing out on the Swiss is a problem for me too. 3 Spaniards, 3 Swiss on a WC.

        I'm losing interest.

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        Iceland have really been that bad, SammyC, imo.

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      3. Boom!!!
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        there is noone as u already have emeghra... u have 2 options keep him as he is likely to start and ukraine needs to win or downgrade sigurdsson to a cheap mid and upgrade yarmalenko to a spanish/english/danish fwd...

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    2. Shakey
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      Stuart Pearce has publicly backed him, calling him "sensational".

      In my eyes, Welbeck is about as sensational as Steven Hawking's legs.

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      1. Boom!!!
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        he is better than bendtner.fact!

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        1. Shakey
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          How many Champions League and World Cup goals does he have, Rafa?

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          1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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            happy about Gervinho? From what I hear he's got a great scoring record from the wing.

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            1. Shakey
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              Yeah, I likes him. Seen him play a few times for Lille whilst Hazard-scouting, and thought he was very good.

              Not sure how Wenger intends to fit him in though, considering how much Nasri and Walcott improved last season.

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              1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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                Could be resigned to losing one of Nasri or Cesc, freeing up a space on the win either way then rotating Walcott, Arsh and Gervinho. However I think both Nasri and Cesc will stay at Arsenal.

                Read an article on Gervinho this morning that sold him very well, and if he impresses in pre-season he'll definitely be in my starting team.

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                1. Shakey
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                  Rotation with Walcott is a possibility; he still varies violently between devastating and useless.

                  AT the start of the summer, I expected at least one of Fabregas and Nasri to go, but I'm leaning towards the possibility of both staying. I can't see Fabregas leaving after what he and Rosell have said this week, and it looks more and more like Nasri is just using interest from the likes of United as leverage to get a better contract.

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          2. Boom!!!
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            how many games he has played in wc or champs lg? 😉

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            1. Shakey
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              Not very many (if any at all), because he's not good enough to get picked for such top-level tournaments.

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  13. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    Sanchez has chosen Brca.

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    1. Shakey
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      as you would.

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    2. PFOR
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      In that case, Cesc will probably stay at Arsenal. For now.

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  14. applebonkers
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    guys who to captain, shakira or sony eriksen?

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    1. 4vets
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      I'd choose Eriksen (I have both) as Iceland have been woeful, but I've got Mata as well so will probably go with him.

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      1. applebonkers
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        so eriksen for today. where have all the sausages gone?

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        1. 4vets
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          I changed it to a... banger!

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          1. applebonkers
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            lool, wondered why you had that

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        2. Nomar
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          I'm captaining Erikson today too, so cue Shaqiri hattrick!.

          I'm bound to get it right at some point, no?

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          1. 4vets
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            Sorry, no 😉

            Me neither!

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          2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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            I've gone the other way! Bet I've got it wrong, tho'.

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            1. 4vets
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              That would mean Eriksen and Shaq get into double figures and Mata gets sent off. I may just captain Shaq to be mean to you MMW 😉

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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                Well, lets just hope I rack up my first goal of the tournament!!! 🙂

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            2. Nomar
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              Considering the tourney I've had so far just do the complete opposite of what I do and you'll be fine!

              I've got Erikson as captain so go for Shakiri and watch those points roll in.

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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                Please, please be right!!! 😀

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  15. jayzico
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    afternoon gents. DAMN... all this chat of the new season is making me wish my summer away. but then... what summer? RAIN again. for now my mind is on the dull as dishwater U21. and ive chosen to wipe out ALL england players. piss poor. czechs going through.

    so my team is>

    Andersen (De Gea)
    Polyakov Klose Montoya (Suchy Partswhatever)
    Dockal Eriksen(C) Mata Shakira Perepecho
    Jorgensen Emeghara (Yarmo'absolutely useless' lenko)

    i must say... thank fk these names dont play in the premiership. it takes me half an hour to doublecheck their spellings...

    anyway... football geniuses... any advice? could make another 2 transfers.

    MANY THANKS. ROLL ON AUG 13th! unlucky for many a DREAM for us!

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    1. Boom!!!
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      downgrade dockal and upgrade yarmalenko or just give up 😉

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      1. Nomar
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        I would take out Mata and get Spanish striker instead. And Sommer instead of De Gea.

        You can upgrade him next round when the £5m extra funds come in.

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        1. jayzico
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          good advice nomar. but who? spanish strikers are a rotation nightmare? i know... De Gea was my worst move of the competition man

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      2. jayzico
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        cheers

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        1. Nomar
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          Can you afford Adrian?

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          1. jayzico
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            unfortunately not mate. ill stick with the matador for now i think. cheers dude 😛

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  16. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y29IfzPJ1E

    Why dont they do that when it matters?! (and yes it is Cleverly and Welbeck 8) )

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    1. Demí
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      class

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      1. alsybach
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        looked like it was against a load of stuffed muppets!!

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  17. H Dog
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    Bargain alert!

    There is talk that Ryan Bertrand could move to Wolves on loan. This may be good as he could be deployed as a winger, and presumably cheap as well

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      Good spot. I think he's decen from what Ive seen of him in the under 21s, and I understand he hasnt been at his best.

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    2. Nomar
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      I thought QPR are interested in him and were going to make an offer to buy him?

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  18. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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    What price is Szczesny likely to be, anyone?

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    1. Shakey
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      Can't see him being less than 6

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        Oh! 🙠Back to the drawing board! 🙂

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        1. Shakey
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          Gibbs is the potential bargain in Arsenal's defence, as Clichy looks unlikely to stay. And even then, I'd say he'll be 5 or 5.5.

          I doubt we'll get repeats of Szscesny/Djourou's low prices in the Arsenal defence.

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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            Plus - I like Gibbs!

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            1. Shakey
              • 16 Years
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              So do I. Has to cut out the injuries though. He's got everything other than the experience, which he won't get if he keeps limping out of games before half-time.

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        Hmmm. He sagged to 4.3, last season ... I wonder.

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        1. Nomar
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          Dude, no one knows what the prices are going to be yet so why are you worried?

          You'll still have about 3 weeks from the time the FPL opens up again until the first game kicks off to muck around with your team.

          So dream away and put in who you want for now. You may be able to afford them all after all anyway.

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  19. Attila the Bum
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    PUN ALERT
    Hopefully we've made another Marveauxlous signing.
    Don't know too much about this fella, we seem to be collecting young Frenchies. Wenger will have a conniption when he sees we're raiding his favourite harem.

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    1. TheHazard
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      Well you can say Cabaye to any serious responses after that effort 🙂

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      1. greghammer95
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        Ba the serious response that I am going to give him.

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      2. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        You must ben arfa'ing a laugh. Ameobee sad if no-one responds.

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        1. TheHazard
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          Fair enough. You've knocked me off my Perch.

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    2. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Not if they're a couple of Guivarc'hs 🙂

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        *shudder* Don't mention that bollox!

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    3. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      never heard of him
      on the subject of PUN ALERTs, my premier league team of the season http://vintagengog.wordpress.com/2011/06/14/premier-league-team-of-the-season-the-bakers-choice/

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        Lee Ciabattamole

        Oh Lord! Love awful puns 🙂

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      2. TheHazard
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        Just a shame Bun Arfa got injured so early or he might have made the cut.

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        1. applebonkers
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          you carry on like that and a i'll need a sub section

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          1. TheHazard
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 8 months ago

            that was half baked.

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        2. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          Suprised Battenburgatov didn't get in either.

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          1. TheHazard
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 8 months ago

            😆

            Suppose Tim Flours is past it now?

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          2. applebonkers
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 8 months ago

            hahaha, on the U-shaped pun graph that is far right enough to be so bad that it's great. any more mediocre and it would have fallen down the x-axis and into the trough of the U

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            1. Attila the Bum
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 8 months ago

              😆
              Tis a fine line we tread.

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              1. Nuttywutty
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 8 months ago

                Demba the best puns i've Evra heard. Someone's Nani must have been Given them a pun book for their birthday!

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  20. greghammer95
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    So for those who entered the Sledgehammer H2H leagues this season. The promotions/relegations are as follows:

    Sledgehammer H2H 1.

    1. Termagent
    2. Fray Bentos
    3. FC Super-Hans
    4. FISO H2H Prem Champs
    5. Own Goal Poachers
    -------------------
    6. Fantasy Gentleman
    7. Forlan's Cabin Boys
    8. Wii Not Fit
    9. Chamakh my bitch up
    10. Release the Kraken
    11. The Dead Parrots
    12. Saiyan Warriors
    13. Bonz Ballz Breakerz
    --------------------------
    14. Nutmegs
    15. The judge and Jury
    16. Get yer hard hats on (Jamsiep)
    17. Wilderness Kids AFC
    18. Evans Eleven
    19. Rossobianchi FC
    --------------------------
    20. Bhoys from Brazil

    The top 5 and bottom 1, all qualify for the elite league next season, the bottom 7 (Including 20th) all go down to H2H 2. 6th - 13th Remain where they are. All entrants will be recieving an e-mail when the FPL doors re-open again, regarding league codes and placement if they do not see it on here. There will also be a chance to enter the Sledgehammer H2H 4 League, and reserve league next season for those that missed the GREAT oppurtunity this season. I will post the results of the other two leagues on the site when I can be bothered.

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    1. Demí
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Thanks Greg, I'll enter the reserve league this year.

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      1. greghammer95
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        There will be spaces in League 3 as well. 9 spaces in fact. Depending on this years ranking you may qualify for a place in H2H 3.

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    2. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Didn't know you were a Peter Gabriel fan, Greg.

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    3. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      you can't go anywhere these days without a chamakh my bitch up

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      1. greghammer95
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        He's a regular douche poster on here as well...

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    4. Bob.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Damn I got relegated 🙠14th!

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      1. greghammer95
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        Unlucky... Level on points with the 3 behind you though....

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    5. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      jamsiep gets his own brackets. rbj will not like that 😉

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  21. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Any good bets for today? Just spent 230 euro on stuff and I could do with winning some money back.

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  22. mikess
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    played wc. really happy with rest

    yarmolenk and frei > mehmedi and sigthorsson?

    upgrade sig for semis

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    1. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      knighthood for bubblejet

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        We've turned him into a cult hero on TFPL as well.

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      2. In Like Flynn.
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        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        What! No seat in the lords?

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    2. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      humidity 88%? exactly which of denmark's rainforests is this game taking place?

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    3. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Cheers

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      1. flyinhawaiian
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        Anyone able to paste the names in here, stupid iPhone won't display the Adobe flash.

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        1. mikess
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          there's a mobile version

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  23. 4vets
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Is
    Javi Martínez -> Biliy (UKR)
    Yarmolenko -> Welbeck (already have Sturridge)
    stupid?

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  24. Attila the Bum
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Lolzilla.

    Just read on Sky Sports that Liverpool thought they had the deal done for this Marvaeux fella on a free, but he chose Newcastle at the last minute. Nowt like confounding Scousers to cheer me up.

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    1. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Oh apparently they are close to doing a deal for Zapata from Udinese.
      He's class on FM2011. Poor eld Agger with have to bAgger off.

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      1. H Dog
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        Lest we not forget Skrtel.

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      2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        Zapata would be good for Pool. hes extremely versatile.

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        1. In Like Flynn.
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          He'd have to be to stop his house being ransacked.

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    2. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Someone said earlier he failed medical? Has had groin injury?

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    3. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Ooh Spanish reports are saying Villareal are close to signing him.

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  25. In Like Flynn.
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    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    What time is deadline?

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      8.30 CET 7.30 UK

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      1. In Like Flynn.
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        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        Thanks stevvi have time to take my blood pressure pills 🙂

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        1. 4vets
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          I have time to make my team even worse 😉

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          1. In Like Flynn.
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            • 15 Years
            14 years, 8 months ago

            Voronkov out for Skav here. Otherwise all today's start.

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    2. mikess
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      7.30

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      1. In Like Flynn.
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        Ta muchly. mikess.

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  26. mikess
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    0.3m in bank, grinding on me having that left from a wc and partdrucula in defense

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      My entire defense consists of Sommer, Bellend & Jørgensen!

      Anyone know where in mid Javi Martíne plays?

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      1. mikess
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        defensive mid, dictates like busquets. nt worth money

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        1. 4vets
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          Damn... panick!

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        2. 4vets
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          Btw, thanx.

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  27. 4vets
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    *Javi Martínez

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Spelling fail, replay fail... am I panicking? 😉

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      1. In Like Flynn.
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        Club me join can if like you.

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        1. 4vets
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          In me count.

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  28. In Like Flynn.
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    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Is Henderson out for cheap mid and Czech keeper in for Iceland keeper sensible? Decision is now beyond me. Other keeper Sommer,just trying to Errrrr?

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    1. mikess
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      always nice to have another keeper option tomorrow

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Don't panic, don't panic!!! 😉

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        Too late!

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      2. In Like Flynn.
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        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        Nervous breakdown,I'm having one,It's my right,I've worked hard for it and noone's going to deprive me of it now!

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          Fair enough - but let me warn you - you don't want one of those! 😉

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          1. In Like Flynn.
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 8 months ago

            Troppo tardi. 😉

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 8 months ago

              Well ... I always found that Elgar helped ...

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUgoBb8m1eE

              😉

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  29. 4vets
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Right, if Sigthórsson scores I will not be happy and will sulk for a week or more. Be warned.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Me too! ğŸ™

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