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Having delved into the new data in our members section to assess Alan Pardew’s impact on Crystal Palace, we make our way to the Midlands to see how Tony Pulis is shaping up as the new man in charge at West Brom.

With three clean sheets in five matches – compared to six in the opening 20 Gameweeks – Pulis has helped his new side register two wins and a couple of draws, with only a home loss to in-form Tottenham dashing our Fantasy faith. In terms of personnel, we’ve seen Andre Wisdom shuffled onto the Baggies bench, with Chris Brunt utilised as a left-back and record signing Brown Ideye finally finding his form. Similarly, Saido Berahino, with seven goals in eight appearances in all competitions, has been transformed in recent weeks after falling out of Alan Irvine’s first-team plans. As the Midlands side brace themselves for some kind upcoming fixtures, we cast an eye over the numbers for signs of the so-called “Pulis effect”.

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  1. Canadian Football
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    yeah but it brings in a playing 3.9 defender for minimal risk given a DGW

    1. Canadian Football
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      start the page off with a reply fail. RE brining in Yun for Wisdom DGW for a hit.

  2. Nice to Finally Michu
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Chelsea to have a DGW?

    1. Canadian Football
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      not confirmed.....many think not

    2. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Not looking likely 🙁

    3. mookie
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Yup, we don't know when though.

  3. Billy Gilmore
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Zasa: http://mathhome.ir/my_doc/mathhome/Ketabkhane/Books/English%20Resources/l1/0821848143.pdf

    And yes, the source fecked it up too 😆

    1. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Just one big feck up it seems 😉 😆

      Does it make sense now?

      1. Billy Gilmore
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Just can't believe they missed the most obvious solution (fastest rower ferries all the others across) 😆

        1. Zasa
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Ha yeah, over-analyzing it seems, although I think Chris was onto something,

          I think I'll have to present this problem in class soon and see what they say 😆

  4. Zasa
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?

    1. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Nothing

      1. Zasa
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Winer, winner, chicken dinner

    2. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      N O T H I N G

  5. Sid07
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Panti/heaton
    Terry pva GARDOS WISDOM WALSI
    ADM sanchz haz mane boyd
    Aguero kane giroud

    1ft 2.4 itb
    Suggestions pls????

    1. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Gardos to Fonte/Clyne/Alder?

      1. Sid07
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Sou are against liverpool so iam planning to do wisdom to bellerin but is he nailed on

    2. Eze Really?
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Koscelny for Gardos GW26
      Lescott for Wisdom GW27 9 Players
      Erikssen for ADM GW28
      not much else without a hit

      1. Sid07
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        What about
        Wisdom to bellerin gw26
        Gardos + walsi to alder + Dawson(-4) gw 27 11plyrs if adm fit
        Adm to eriksen gw 28

        1. Eze Really?
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Good calls but Kosi a better shout for the run in. I would not take a hit for the sake of a full GW when it is a defender. ADM a concern if injured.

  6. SpaceCadet
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    baird to lescott?

  7. Zasa
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    A father and a son, went to a roadtrip in a car, they got in a car crash. The father died, and the son was badly injured. He needed surgery, but in the hospital when the doctor comes in, the doctor says, "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son." The question is, who's the doctor?

    1. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      The postman? 😉

      The mother

      1. Zasa
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Very nice, damn.

        I'll give you another to not waste page space,
        At the beach. A bell rings, a woman dies. What happened?

          1. Zasa
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            :mrgreen:

        1. Billy Gilmore
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          No idea.

        2. waldo666
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Shark Attack

          1. Zasa
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            Alomst

          2. Zasa
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            This is more of a sequence of events and ironies

    2. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Devil 😛

    3. PhoggyRatherGroggy
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      The dad. The father was a priest??

      1. PhoggyRatherGroggy
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        The mother of course

        1. Zasa
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Of course :mrgreen:

  8. Jinswick
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Struggling with ideas of where to use a freebie this week.

    Anything better than Coloccini -> Haidara? With Dummett out he should be nailed on and he seems to offer a bigger attacking threat and have better baseline BPS.

    Foster
    Terry, Clichy, PVA
    Sanchez, Hazard, Oscar, Silva, Santi
    Aguero, Kane

    Myhill, Ayoze, Bellerin, Coloccini
    Bank 0.2m, 2FT, 1WC

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      What are you doing next GW with the blank?

      1. Jinswick
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Oscar -> x

        Undecided on x

    2. Eze Really?
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Oscar to Walters (He is not injured. gw26
      No DGW 28 for Chelsea.
      money in bank for changes GW28

  9. Angin out the Begović
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Anyone thought of Lennon against Leicester this weekend?

    Or did he just do alot of running without any result lol

  10. Nickofoz
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Anyone here doing AFL fantasy here?

    I'm guessing this would mainly be aimed at Aussies, as I would be surprised if non-Aussies did it 😀

    1. waldo666
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Definitely SC and Real DT Nick.....thinking of giving fantasy a miss this year as it is utter garbage

      1. Nickofoz
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        What's wrong with it?

        I did it in 2013 but not last year.

  11. Jinswick
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Best route here?

    (A)
    GW26: Clichy -> C Dawson
    GW27: Oscar -> ADM (10.0m 1 week punt)
    GW28: Coloccini & ADM -> Vert & Eriksen

    (B)
    GW26: Coloccini -> Haidara
    GW27: Oscar -> Walters (9.0m 1 week punt)
    GW28: Myhill & Walters -> Green & Eriksen

    Foster
    Terry, Clichy, PVA
    Sanchez, Hazard, Oscar, Silva, Santi
    Aguero, Kane

    Myhill, Ayoze, Bellerin, Coloccini
    Bank 0.2m, 2FT, 1WC

    1. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      A

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      A

  12. agarthered
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Berahino or Ideye?

    Who would you go for?

    1. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Ideya

  13. KeepCalm
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Haidara and Naughton nailed?

    Which is better? Or who'll do better in next couple weeks

    1. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Fixtures are comparatively OK for Naughton

    2. mookie
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Assuming it's your 4th or 5th defender depends when you'll need them to play.

      1. KeepCalm
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Mainly for GW27

  14. PhoggyRatherGroggy
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    How I missed the dz

  15. PhoggyRatherGroggy
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    I've got one!! What does Cinderella do when she gets to the ball?

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Do we really need these type of jokes? Terrible answer, kick it would be better.

    2. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      She lifts the ball....then the tube

  16. Koflok
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Edward Nygma would be proud..

  17. mookie
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Good to save?

    Myhill
    Bellerín, Terry, van Aanholt
    Walcott, Silva, Sánchez, Hazard(VC)
    Agüero(C), N'Doye, Kane

    Foster, Wollscheid, Boyd, Naughton

    1FT 2.5m ITB

    1. Eze Really?
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I think Ndoye still a bit Knee-jerk Walcott gametime?
      I prefer Cisse. fantastic points per minute!.

      1. mookie
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Cheers Smeggs

        Cisse doesn't have the best fixtures though. I think i'll have to take the risk with Wally to save the FT otherwise it's either 10 in GW26 or a hit in GW27.

        N'Doye - QPR, sto, SUN (got his 12 points last week fwiw)
        Cisse - mci, AVL, MUN

  18. SpaceCadet
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    any of these make sense?

    a. baird > lescott
    b. adm > yaya
    c. jones > clyne

    1. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Jones to Clyne

  19. Baruahahaha
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    best option
    1.Carzola + Sterling > Sanchez + Coutinho
    2.Carzola + Sterling >Ozil + Coutinho
    3.keep Carzola & Sterling

    Any other suggestions?

    1. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      3 if Sterling is fit.

      1. Baruahahaha
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        If not?

        1. Holmes
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Sterling to Coutinho

  20. Just A Hat
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Absolutely livid I didn't get Burning Man tickets

    1. Pacman
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      You need tickets for that?

      1. Just A Hat
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        yep!

    2. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Hat, where are you looking for a job? I've got something in Leatherhead, Surrey but I guess you're not in this part of the world.

      1. Just A Hat
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        nah, I am in Canada!

  21. Zasa
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    At the beach. A bell rings, a woman dies. What happened?

    1. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Deja vu?

      1. Zasa
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        😯

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      She drowned.

      1. Zasa
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Well played, TM

      2. Zasa
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        The bell was a signal that the water was too deep to swim. The woman was deaf and does not hear the bell. She enters the water for a swim and she drowns.

        1. Just A Hat
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          lol that is more a creative story answer then a riddle

          1. Zasa
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            She wore a hat when she drowned, the lifeguard then subsequent found her floating because she managed to hide a lemon inside said hat, she was saved by the buoyancy of citrus

  22. Billy Gilmore
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    There is an island with exactly 201 residents, 100 with blue eyes, 100 with brown eyes, and the island leader (who has green eyes). To leave the island, one must know their own eye color. There are no reflective surfaces on the island and no on can communicate with each other other than the leader to the residents. No one on the island knows how many of each eye color there is. Everyone on the island is a perfect logician, meaning that if there us a solution they'll find it. Every morning the leader gives anyone a chance to leave the island by guessing their eye color. One morning, the leader gathers all 200 residents to make an announcement, he says "at least 1 person on this island has blue eyes" How many people leave the island and in how many days after the announcement?

    1. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      100 blue eyes? in 100 days?

      1. Breadbin
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Same but 400 days due to brown eyes not knowing the name of the colour and guessing wrong.

        1. Breadbin
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Actually, 200 days.

          1. Zasa
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            Only one more day is needed to know their own eye color I think

            1. Breadbin
              • 15 Years
              10 years, 10 months ago

              100 people correct, in 75 days due to 50 being right first time. 100 people wrong regardless. Jeez.

              100 people, 2 days!

              1. Zasa
                • 11 Years
                10 years, 10 months ago

                😯 1 day!

    2. mookie
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      100 or 101 after 200 days?

      1. mookie
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        scratch that, i don't know...

    3. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      All 100 blue eyed people in 100 days

    4. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      99 in 99 days? 🙄

    5. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      100 blue eyed people in 100 days

    6. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Well done Zasa, TM and ENR

      1. Breadbin
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Half that guessed were right first time, surely?

        1. Billy Gilmore
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          They're perfect logicians, so they don't guess. They only leave when they know. Each blue eyed person sees 99 others so when that person sees they don't leave after 99 days then they know they also have blue eyes. so then all the blue eyed people leave after 100 days.

          1. Billy Gilmore
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            The brown eyes will never know for sure their own eye colour, only that it isn't blue.

  23. Mahesh_Kumar
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Please select one nailed one player for my 5th mid spot

    A. Cork
    B. Darren Fletcher
    C. Obertan
    D. Wanyama
    E. Jones (Burnley)

    1. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      B or E

    2. CunkOnFPL
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      D

  24. Zasa
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Sergi and Sally were sitting in their family room one night. While Sergi was watching TV, his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Sergi decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading. How?

    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Sally's blind?

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Braile.

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        ll*

    3. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Both correct, wow that was quick

    4. mookie
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      She was blind and read one of those special books for blind folks?

    5. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      It's sunny

    6. Mahesh_Kumar
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      They live in Norway

  25. Jebiga
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Will P.Jones play this gw ?

  26. CunkOnFPL
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    thoughts on this UEL team?

    De Sanctis l Loss
    Coleman | RicRodriguez | Veltman ( Duarte | Masuaku
    Dominguez | KDB | Mertens | Wijnaldum ( Refaelov
    Bacca | Depay | Kane (c)?

  27. Zasa
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    What row of numbers comes next in this series?

    -------1-----
    ------11-----
    ------21-----
    ----1211---
    --111221--
    --312211--
    13112221

    1. Jebiga
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      11131122211

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      1113213211

      1. Zasa
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        TM is god

    3. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      1113213211

  28. Just A Hat
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Riddle: Name me and you shall break me

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Silence

      1. Just A Hat
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        😀

    2. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      The sound of silence

  29. Joggers Nipple
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Three guests check into a hotel room. The clerk says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the clerk realizes the bill should only be $25.
    To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room, the bellhop realizes that he cannot divide the money equally.
    As the guests didn't know the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 and keep $2 as a tip for himself.
    Each guest got $1 back: so now each guest only paid $9; bringing the total paid to $27. The bellhop has $2. And $27 + $2 = $29 so, if the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      25 + 2 = 27

      1. Joggers Nipple
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Yep, total to hotel is 27 (25 bill and 2 to bellhop) plus 3x1 back to guests. Just like that one.

    2. mookie
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      nice one Sab

  30. Jonny Sutt
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    I have jones and ADM and im tempted to bring yaya in and a 4 m defender. I also have terry clyne bellerin and Dawson so I'm fine at the back! Shall I do it?