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10 May 2016 2270 comments
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Tuesday evening treats us to just a single head-to-head as West Ham host Man United in the final league fixture to take place at the Boleyn Ground. The outcome of this evening’s match could have significant repercussions in the race for European places, with the visitors requiring a win to leapfrog neighbours City in the race for fourth spot and Champions League football.

Delving into the attacking data, the numbers bode well for both teams tonight. In terms of overall attempts across their respective last four, both West Ham (70) and United (65) sit amongst the top five, with the Hammers bettering their visitors by 42 shots inside the box to 35. Indeed, Slaven Bilic’s side have produced more than double the number of big chances (13 to six) than the Red Devils, which bodes well for their chances of bouncing back from Saturday’s disastrous home defeat at the hands of Swansea.

Looking at the defensive numbers, though, United’s defence have conceded just 24 shots inside the box over the same time frame – only Newcastle (17) have managed less. Whilst the Red Devils’ recent resilience is summed up by just one goal against – compared to their hosts’ seven strikes conceded – it’s somewhat surprising to see that Bilic’s side have allowed the opposition only four more efforts (28) from close-range than their visitors ahead of tonight’s encounter.

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  1. Sif
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Martial overtakes Rondon for goals scored and into Shane Long territory and united fan sing unironically about what a great buy he was :s

    1. Lateriser 12
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You do know he's played as a winger all season i hope. 🙂

      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        This. For his position and the style Van Gaal forces on the team he has done considerably well

      2. Pochecinno
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        And Rondon plays for Pulis

    2. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      😆

    3. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      really?

      1. Greenbackbøøg…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I mean do you really think he was a flop?

    4. Lateriser 12
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      And moreover, i pity you if you don't rate him.

      Cheers

    5. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      To be fair, the kid has been playing on the flank all season for one of the most defensive sides in PL. He gets them goals that were not coming without him.

    6. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Might reel some fish

      1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I don't think he was joking. He's just clueless.

    7. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Oh god the stupidity on here sometimes

  2. Woy of the Wovers
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Commentary service on FFS is worse than Collymore.

  3. Lateriser 12
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Lingard on for Herrera please.

      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Was just going to write this...

  4. Psojkee
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    triple-payet-captainers just shut up, you are annoying

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You're annoying :p

    2. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Beats the crap out of your spamming

    3. sillyhilly69
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Not as bad as Bemba Da

  5. KingNidge
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Carroll should have brought his school uniform

  6. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Smalling is having an iffy one.

    1. Lateriser 12
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Prepping for that goal i tells ya. He's going to score.

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Needs to do something to redeem himself!

  7. AlCapwnUK
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    anyone doing a final GW triple captain?

    It's going to be a fun day

    1. Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      my rival still has his bench boost!

  8. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Dreams of getting into 10k slowly being smelted.
    Comon Hammers, please score on either of those 17 Payet corners

  9. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    De Gea is such a good keeper ,so calm and just looks in control of it all

  10. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    So at the moment my rival has as many points accidentally captaining Aguero as I do with Payet TC

    fml

    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Did Doos actually TC Noble?

  11. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    This is going so perfectly as someone with just Lanzini and Payet not captain

    1. Mo Mané Mo Problems
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I have DDG, Payet (not c), Lanzini, Carroll.

      Quite happy tbh

    2. Venom Snake
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Yeah same as me lol

      1. Venom Snake
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        And Martial though

  12. Paul Psychic Octopus
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Anyone seen anything from Rooney to suggest he should start for England ahead of Alli, Barkley or even Wilshere?

    No, me neither.

    1. Ruth_NZ
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Yes. He's a better player than all of them.

      1. Nicks93
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Not better than Alli

        1. Ruth_NZ
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Alli is an unproven kid. Rooney is a proven top class footballer. At this moment in time he's better.

          1. Nicks93
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            This moment in time Rooney is better by what metric exactly?

            1. Ruth_NZ
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              Rooney: 5xPL titles, 2xLC, 1xCL, 1x World Club Cup, 3xPL Team of the Season, 4x England Player of the Season, 109 International Caps with 51 goals, 367 PL appearances with 177 goals.

              Alli: No trophies, PL team of the Season x1, 33 PL games with 10 goals, 6 International Caps with 1 goal.

              If Rooney was on the downslope and nearing retirement all this would be irrelevant. But he isn't. He's 30.

              In addition, the most impressive midfield performance I have seen in the last 2 seasons at Stamford Bridge was from Rooney playing in a CM role. He'll have a great few seasons playing there.

    2. Yank Revolution
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Wilshere? Please...

    3. Nicks93
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Wilshere? Lol

    4. fatherted
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Absolutely tosh@@

    5. Gallas Cowboys
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      i've seen a lot of things today that suggest he should start ahead of barkley and wilshere

    6. Paul Psychic Octopus
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Alli should be England's #10

  13. RÏɠBY
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    come carrol the hour come thug the hatty

  14. FudgyBadger
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Carroll is a scum bag for missing that 1 on 1

    1. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Bit harsh

      1. Leaf
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        To be fair I called him worse at the time

        1. KingNidge
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          To be fair i wouldn't of said harsh if i owned him

  15. George Sillett
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Could it be Craply Young time ?

  16. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Can see why West Ham are chasing a decent striker

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      They'll end up with a Benteke

      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Who is very decent.

        1. Davido989
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Will suit them down to the ground.

        2. Studgie G
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          at not attacking

      2. George Sillett
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        "THE° Benteke

    2. Paul Psychic Octopus
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I thought they were after Benteke?

  17. Harper_
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Cant wait til Sanchez scores a hattrick this weekend and I already used my TC 😀

  18. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Time to take Carroll off, west ham resorting to long balls

  19. Blame It On Rio-ddermorten
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    The fffix app has Carroll on 3 and Payet on 4 "attempted assist"s. Frustrating.

  20. Fpl Richie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Love a good long throw. Where's delap?

    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    West Ham forward getting ready for more sex masochism it seems. Shame Fellaini's not on the pitch, would make a nice pair.

  21. Arteta
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Shots:
    14 - 2

      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Not a big suprise with Noble shooting from 35m away from goal after a corner

      1. Arteta
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        True that.

  22. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    why check Twitter for updates

    I can just wait for an OMG

    1. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      OMG Adrian

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        lol nice try

        a) you're not Bemba
        b) he isn't playing

  23. FudgyBadger
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Who would have thought andy Carroll would have ruined our seasons?

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Not really a surprise,it's Andy carroll

  24. Ziro Becomes One
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Hello, I am Ziro, and I triple captained Payet. Also, I took a -8 hit for Carroll and Cresswell. I've not been clean since the GW started.

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Touch me

    2. Matamatics
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I did the same

    3. Here's the manager
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Sounds like an AA meeting

      1. Ziro Becomes One
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Look at this page and the 10 pages around it. It IS an AA meeting. 🙁

  25. The_Socca_Philosopha
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Cheeky back heel from Rashford, no one at the back post tho

  26. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    How many corners have West Ham gotten over these two games? They've not gotten a single chance from those corners it seems.

  27. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Payet assists a Reid winner

    Heard it here first

  28. Danno - Emre Canada
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    So Lukaku to save my GW hahahahah I'm going to cry.