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5 September 2016 1606 comments
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Monday lunchtime affords us the chance to assess the recent batch of international matches, with five more days still remaining until the Premier League returns.

We take a look at the main points of note, looking at stand-out performers and injury news, over the action so far.

On Thursday, once the remaining matches have passed, we’ll be rolling out our usual post-internationals update, offering a team-by-team analysis of minutes played and miles travelled ahead of Saturday’s deadline.

With many Fantasy Premier League managers mulling over wildcards, Hull’s Robert Snodgrass served a timely reminder of his talents in Scotland’s 5-1 win over Malta last night.

Forced off with a calf complaint in the Gameweek 3 home loss to Man United, the playmaker returned to action by firing a hat-trick for Gordon Strachan’s side

Snodgrass has a favourable trip to Burnley up next but then faces Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea in successive Gameweeks. As his opening day winner against champions Leicester City indicates, though, he’s capable of delivering in so-called tougher fixtures.

Big Sam had Adam Lallana to thank as his tenure as England manager got off to a winning start.

The Liverpool man showed his recent domestic form is no fluke by netting a late winner against Slovakia last night. Priced at 7.1 in Fantasy Premier League, Lallana has registered more shots inside the box than any midfielder over the first three fixtures.

Lallana isn’t the only Reds’ midfielder to monitor, though.

His Anfield team-mate Georginio Wijnaldum bagged Holland’s only goal in a 2-1 home loss to Greece, whilst owners of Sadio Mane will be relieved to hear that he has returned to training at Melwood today, dispelling any fears of an injury after he was withdrawn during Senegal’s 2-0 win over Namibia at the weekend.

Jurgen Klopp, meanwhile, has revealed that the Merseysiders have made β€œspecial arrangements” to fly Philippe Coutinho back earlier than expected. The in-form schemer turns out for Brazil at home to Colombia in the early hours of Wednesday morning but will return to Liverpool just 24 hours later – he was initially expected back on Thursday night ahead of the weekend clash against Leicester.

Returning our focus on England, the main point of note so far centres around their defenders.

Last night’s match saw John Stones and Kyle Walker return to action –both were forced off in the previous Gameweek and currently sit amongst the top five FPL defenders in terms of ownership.

Luke Shaw – the third most popular FPL backline option – withdrew from the squad but is expected to be available for Saturday lunchtime’s Manchester derby.

Shaw’s availability will key for Jose Mourinho, given that the United manager has conceded that Antonio Valencia’s international duties with Ecuador means he won’t return to England until 24 hours before facing City at Old Trafford.

Mourinho will be happier by the contribution of a couple of his midfielders in France’s win over Italy. Big-money signing Paul Pogba provided a pair of assists in the 3-1 victory, including one for Anthony Martial’s opener.

Over on the blue half of Manchester, Pep Guardiola will also be delighted with David Silva’s output in Spain’s 2-0 win over Belgium. Stationed on the left of a 4-1-4-1 – as opposed to his new central role in the same formation at the Etihad – Silva notched both his nation’s goals, including a converted spot-kick.

So far, he’s only managed one assist in FPL, despite City scoring nine times already.

Diego Costa emerged from the bench to supply an assist in that match. The Chelsea man’s renaissance continues – second most transferred in forward this week as a result of Sergio Aguero’s suspension, he’s risen to 9.7 in price. Along with Wayne Rooney, Costa is one of only two frontmen to produce attacking returns in each of the first three Gameweeks.

Whilst the Costa bandwagon is picking up pace, Dimitri Payet has been subject to a significant exodus after playing just 24 minutes in the opening three matches.

Over 465,000 FPL managers have already transferred out the West Ham playmaker, yet he returned to action in Les Bleus’ win over Italy with a 45-minute run-out off the bench.

Sitting in just 14% of sides, he’s down to 9.4 and has four home fixtures in six to convince us he’s worth bringing back on board.

Arsenal’s Olivier Giroud was also amongst the goals in that match before being replaced at the break. Eased into domestic action by Arsene Wenger, the striker will now be pushing for a first start of the season at home to Southampton.

The Gunners will also be relieved after Laurent Koscielny was withdrawn against the Azzurri due to a precautionary measure concerning his ongoing back problem. The centre-half is back in full training and available for tomorrow night’s encounter with Belarus.

Although Harry Kane’s goal drought continues, Spurs boss Mauricio Pochettino will be pleased to see Christian Eriksen fire a weekend winner against Armenia for Denmark.

However, Eriksen was overshadowed by Middlesbrough’s Viktor Fischer over his nation’s pair of matches – the latter scored in a 5-0 win over Liechtenstein and then supplied an assist for Eriksen’s strike.

Boro’s wide man faces a tough task to convince us just yet, though – he’s been afforded one Premier League minute since arriving on Teeside.

Elsewhere, Jon Walters bagged two goals and an assist in Republic of Ireland’s 4-0 win over Oman and will be hoping to force his way into Mark Hughes’ plans after earning minutes as a sub in each of the first three matches.

Arguably, the main news from the Ireland camp has been the return to training of Seamus Coleman ahead of tonight’s outing against Serbia. Now down to 5.4 in FPL, the right-back looks favourite to oust Mason Holgate from the Everton XI when domestic action resumes on Saturday.

Holgate has earned an assist, three bonus points and a clean sheet since deputising for the stricken Irishman and has earned over 184,000 transfers in, though his minutes now look in question as a result of Coleman’s recuperation.

Finally, Crystal Palace’s Chung-yong Lee scored for South Korea in 3-2 win over China earlier in the break.

Having started each of the first two Gameweeks, the former Bolton man dropped to the bench as Alan Pardew rolled out a 4-4-2 at home to Bournemouth in Christian Benteke’s first league match of the season. Lee looks set to struggle for more starts, even though Palace are monitoring the fitness of Yohan Cabaye and James McArthur, who both withdrew from international duties before the weekend.

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  1. N00B
    10 years, 2 months ago

    What to choose?

    A) Baines+Collins+Antonio
    B) Williams+Masuaku+Antonio
    C) Baines+Masuaku+Lanzini

    1. RustyBz
      10 years, 2 months ago

      A

    2. halstho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      A.
      Baines >Williams
      Collins>Mas
      Antonio>Lanzini

      1. N00B
        10 years, 2 months ago

        I think Masuaku is better than Collins.

    3. AA
      10 years, 2 months ago

      C

    4. Lecky Legs FC
      10 years, 2 months ago

      C

    5. Bullet Eder
      10 years, 2 months ago

      B

  2. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Thoughts on a potential wildcard side?

    Foster - Heaton
    Valencia - Baines - Kone - Evans - Amat
    Hazard - Barkley - Antonio - Sanchez - Capoue
    Benteke - Ibra - Bony

    To get Aguero back - 4 point hit involving Sanchez to 5.5 and Benteke or Bony out. Or I could get 1.5m from somewhere and upgrade Ibra.

    1. Ziro
      10 years, 2 months ago

      You want Sanchez only for SOT and hull?

      1. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Well it really comes down to Ibra or Sanchez to be honest.

        If I want Hazard and Aguero I don't really see any other way round it.

        1. Ziro
          10 years, 2 months ago

          If I get Sanchez, I will have only one of Kun and Ibra (no prizes for guessing which one)

          I am not WCing so my views maybe biased but I just feel SOT is not a fixture for taking a -4 when WC would be active in 2 weeks. In your case where you are WCing, the -4 gets shifted onwards to when Kun is back, so... in your case I would do Ibra->Kun rather than sacrifice Alexis

    2. jmcclory123
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Sanchez to 5.5 is going to make your midfield look really weak. Also double punt on Benteke/Bony could be dodgy. Back line looks good.

    3. Stats Don\'t Lie
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I like it, but not the plan to get kun back.

    4. RustyBz
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Really don't like the Aguero buy back plan! That midfield is not going to look good with a 5.5

    5. Still Unsure
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I like it, but with the Sanchez to a 5.5 plan, you then don't have any Arsenal coverage.
      Personally I don't like Tekkers AND Bony - both are risks IMO so I'd only go with one.
      Also you might want some Liverpool midfield in there, but you can't have everyone I guess...

    6. TokyoRisingSun
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Looks good, personally I'd only go with one punty striker, but they're decent shouts

    7. tm245
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I think you need at least three premium mids so you give yourself options for the buyback.

    8. Champ
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Pretty good. I'm unsure about what kind of service Bony will receive so he's not for me at the moment.

    9. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Thanks all!

      I must check out more peoples Aguero buyback plan - not sure of many better ways to do it! πŸ™‚

      1. jmcclory123
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Wildcard him back in, don't wildcard him out!

      2. Still Unsure
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Now that Hazard and Sanchez/Ozil are back, without crippling your team, it's basically Ibra or Kun, IMO.

      3. Garlana
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Something has to give due to the expense or the form/heavy hitters. luckily this season has much to offer so it's even more difficult to get things right, go with your gut!

    10. KingNidge
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Abort

  3. Heels_Over_Head
    10 years, 2 months ago

    TM245

    Did you get your invite for division 3 of Knocks & Niggles?

    1. tm245
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Hey there, I saw the email -- how is div 3 looking? Don't know who is in it since I got relegated there from div 2.

      1. Heels_Over_Head
        10 years, 2 months ago

        It needs some filling out. 7 promoted. 5 or 6 dropped out. It will be a lot of new folks. You should have a good shot at bouncing back.

        Fuzzy Warbles and John Terry's Dog are among your division 3 competitors. Working on some other recruits.

      2. Heels_Over_Head
        10 years, 2 months ago

        and you have first pick overall

  4. jmcclory123
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Andre Gray requesting a hearing to delay the ban. Will this mean he plays Saturday?

    1. Epic Fail
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He hasn't been banned yet.

      1. jmcclory123
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Yes, to delay the ban.

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      10 years, 2 months ago

      No date set for the hearing so will play unless hearing is this week

      1. jmcclory123
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Excellent news.

    3. Jersey
      10 years, 2 months ago

      if he wanted a personal hearing, he should have asked for it on the original reply date, not now.

      1. jmcclory123
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Delay tactics at their finest.

        1. halstho
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Delaying tactics, historically, is what usually leads to longer/harsher bans

      2. Epic Fail
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Probably trying to make sure he is available for the Hull game, as that's the kind of game they need to be winning.

        1. KOLASINA(C)
          10 years, 2 months ago

          So I can sell him for FT after Hull game, excellent.

          1. bojack
            10 years, 2 months ago

            As much as I want him to suffer for his vile opinion, albeit expressed a while back, I didn't want to take a -4 to enable me to play 343. Priorities! πŸ™‚

    4. Pinky Blinders
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Maybe the FA will take 4 years to get back to him.

  5. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Has Fuchs retired or is he injured?

    1. Costa's Counsellor
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He's taken up tobogganing.

  6. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 2 months ago

    How has Ramirez played this season? Has he not been a goal threat in comparison to last season for Middlesborough?

    1. halstho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      His stats aren't brilliant, I am going to leave him for now and then slide into Snoddy at the earliest juncture.

  7. Belalugozi78
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 2 months ago

    retired

    1. halstho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      congratulations

  8. Heels_Over_Head
    10 years, 2 months ago

    @Adam West -

    Did you get your invite for division 2 of Knocks & Niggles? Draft will take about 10 days starting on 2 October.

    1. cylus11 ( Manager) - Russia…
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Can I get an invite too. My mail is cyrus_bamji2003@yahoo.com

    2. Ziro
      10 years, 2 months ago

      If someone does not respond in Division 1 or 2, do any of us 3ers get a bump up? πŸ˜›

      1. Heels_Over_Head
        10 years, 2 months ago

        next topmost finisher from prior season bumps up

        e.g. 4 have been promoted from division 2 to division 1... if there's a no-show in division 1, 5th place from last year's division 2 bumps up

        1. Ziro
          10 years, 2 months ago

          cheers.

  9. Stats Don\'t Lie
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Of the top 20 penalty scorers in the history of the British top flight, 9 are not English. Can you name them all?

    1. Jafalad
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Gordan Strachan. Gary Mac.

      1. Stats Don\'t Lie
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Yes for McAllister

    2. PurpleCobras
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I'm thinking Scottish and Welsh players - Law? Dalglish? Rush?

      On top of that, i'll have Henry, RVN, Aguero...?

      1. Stats Don\'t Lie
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Only henry from those

    3. Debauchy
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Cantona
      Drogba
      Rvp
      Ronaldo
      Henry
      Molby
      Arteta
      Kun

      1 to go

      1. bojack
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Dennis Irwin liked a pen. Not sure how many he scored tho.

  10. Jafooli
    10 years, 2 months ago

    What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

    1. Ziro
      10 years, 2 months ago

      thighs

      1. Jafooli
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Legs, but thighs works...

    2. Costa's Counsellor
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Reasons why you can't get you leg over that evening.

      1. Jafooli
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Bonus point

    3. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Stomachs?

      1. Jafooli
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Bonus point...

    4. Costa's Counsellor
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Roller skates

    5. Epic Fail
      10 years, 2 months ago

      My inches.

      1. Costa's Counsellor
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Ooft

      2. Jafooli
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Bonus point......

    6. Da Kril
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Hooves

      1. Jafooli
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Legs, but this also works....

    7. halstho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Udders

      1. Jafooli
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Bonus point.......

    8. devils advocate
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Tits!

      It's tits isn't it? πŸ˜‰

  11. Too Mane Men
    10 years, 2 months ago

    I'm leaning towards Kane/Benteke over Rondon, Costa and Lukaku for the next two weeks? Reasoning:

    Benteke:
    + Has Prem experience
    + Set Piece threat
    +/- Maybe on penalties
    - Most strikers needs time to settle into a new team before scoring
    - Boro's home defence in GW4 will most likely offer few scoring chances
    - Palace can't score at the best of times
    - Remy could damage his output

    Rondon:
    + Good potential, stats and previous Prem form
    - Bad finishing stats
    - West Brom don't like scoring goals
    - No penalties

    Lukaku:
    - Playing badly and poor stats to back it up
    - Everton's midfield will damage his output
    - Baines taken his penalties back finally (rejoice)

    Costa:
    + Great form and Chelsea's main goal threat
    - Card magnet
    - No Bonus
    - No penalties

    Kane:
    + On penalties for sure
    + Spurs need wins to rejoin the title challenge
    + Spurs are capable of putting 3/4 past both Stoke/Sunderland's defence
    - Bad form and stats
    - Janssen could damage output
    - Dembele curse active for 1/2 of next two games

    1. Stats Don\'t Lie
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Still prefer my costa, lukaku, tekkers front line.

    2. JÆKS ⭐
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Lukaku's underlying stats aren't that bad though....

      No clue why you did not mention his fixtures as a positive thing, he's one of the most popular Aguero replacements so deserves at least 1 positive thing πŸ˜€

      1. Too Mane Men
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Fair point, I just included main strikers who all have good fixtures and I was just going off Lukaku's 5 shots, non on-target in his last game. Key passes and touches in the box could still be good.

  12. Kane Train
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Should i save my WC & do Kun > Costa & Alli > Sanchez/Ozil for a -4

    Heaton ( Jaku )
    Shaw / Stones / Morgan ( Friend, Amat )
    Alli / Hazard / Townsend / Ramirez ( Capoue )
    Kun / Gray / Ibra

    1. Kane Train
      10 years, 2 months ago

      thought anybody?

  13. Heels_Over_Head
    10 years, 2 months ago

    *Not FPL*

    Knocks & Niggles draft league is now recruiting for 3rd division.

    20 team divisions. Promotion & relegation. Draft is a slow draft starting on 2 October at start of 2nd international break and will take about 10 days.

    This is season 4 of this draft league.

    If interested, e-mail
    tjse7
    @
    hotmail.com

  14. Lecky Legs FC
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Finalising my WC team 0.4 left ITB any player I could upgrade to or anywhere I can improve my squad?

    Foster
    Bailly Mashauku Gibson Evans
    Ozil Hazard Antonio Lanzini
    Ibra Costa

    Bench:Jaku,Amat.Diomande & Capoue

  15. Phil Dagger ⭐
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Liverpool vs Leicester at new redeveloped anfield ? predictions ...looks like gonna be a goalfest

    1. Epic Fail
      10 years, 2 months ago

      2-1

    2. KingNidge
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Fancy Leicester

    3. Bubz
      10 years, 2 months ago

      What makes you think it will be a goalfest?

      1. KOLASINA(C)
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Liverpool go savage against strong teams.

        1. Bubz
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Have a feeling Leicester will be very defensive/counter attacking though

    4. Phil Dagger ⭐
      10 years, 2 months ago

      got a feeling playing at new rejuvenated anfield will lift Liverpool players and score goals plus their tendency to concede

  16. cylus11 ( Manager) - Russia…
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Mane or Firmino for the 4th mid.

    Leaning towards Mane. 10 votes to decide

    1. Epic Fail
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Isn't Mane possibly injured?

      1. Epic Fail
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Just seen the news that he's apparently injury free now.

        Mane.

    2. JÆKS ⭐
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Def Mane if you have the money. I went with Firmino and upgraded my defence with the extra 0.5

    3. ANDER.
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Mane. Easy.

    4. Phil Dagger ⭐
      10 years, 2 months ago

      mane for sure

    5. Champ
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      It's not overly popular, but I reckon Coutinho will out score both Firmino and mane. He has looked threatening and his confidence seems to be up

    6. Dasher0303
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Mane

    7. halstho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      The stats will choose Lallana
      My heart chooses Firmino
      Your head should choose Mane

  17. Jafooli
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Which three locations can be seen on the side of Del Boy's van in Only Fools and Horses?

    1. George Sillett
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Paris New York Peckham.

      1. Jafooli
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Correct....

    2. Ziro
      10 years, 2 months ago

      window, glass, door

      1. Jafooli
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Bonus point........

    3. Costa's Counsellor
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Peckham
      Nunhead
      Raith

      1. Jafooli
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Raith πŸ˜€

  18. ANDER.
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Redmond or Snodgrass? Currently on redmond.

  19. tm245
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Next two weeks, which 2 of these 4 under firing premiums?

    Payet Mahrez KDB Kane

    Am aware of the positional differences.

    1. Ziro
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Payet Kane gonna rip it up and remind everyone of their class.

      also, #DembeleCurse gonna go up in smoke GW4.

      1. tm245
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Those are the two I've been on all week.

        Agree, think Sissoko will have a nice impact.

    2. Jazz!
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Payet and Kane. Fixtures, class players.

    3. Heels_Over_Head
      10 years, 2 months ago

      http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2016/09/05/international-round-up-3/?hc_page=9#hc_comment_13991799

      & you have first pick overall

      Payet & Kane

      I have Antonio & Kane in my WC

      1. tm245
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Cheers and cheers.

        I will sign up this week, just slot me in to whichever division I can get into.

        Payet and Kane is feeling good.

  20. TheBabyfacedAssassin
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Any place where you can find/sort ICT index last GW only?

    1. halstho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      The members area

  21. Jafooli
    10 years, 2 months ago

    In which part of the UK is there a settlement called 'Twatt'?

    1. Costa's Counsellor
      10 years, 2 months ago

      HAS to be Wales.

    2. Epic Fail
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Give us the other answers, bish.

    3. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Chelsea?

    4. Lawrø
      10 years, 2 months ago

      The southern part

    5. George Sillett
      10 years, 2 months ago

      The Midlands.

    6. Jafooli
      10 years, 2 months ago

      The Orknay Islands....

  22. Bubz
    10 years, 2 months ago

    The FA surely need to get this personal hearing sorted and a verdict made before the weekend? Ridiculous if they let Gray worm his way out of being banned for the game this weekend by waiting until the last minute to request a hearing

    1. Krul Runnings
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I know what you're saying, but, he might of responded ages ago, but in case he wanted to change his response they don't announce it until now.

      1. Bubz
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Ah okay, didn't realise that

        1. Bubz
          10 years, 2 months ago

          However if he did do that, theyve had plenty time to sort out a hearing

          1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
            10 years, 2 months ago

            he had an extension to his original response date too. Looks like FA are hesitant to make a decision letting it drag on so people will forget about it probably

            1. Bubz
              10 years, 2 months ago

              I have already activated my WC and sold Gray so meh. Hopefully that doesnt turn out to be a big mistake. Regardless, I like my team better after the WC

      2. Epic Fail
        10 years, 2 months ago

        True, but why the initial extension he got last time?

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      10 years, 2 months ago

      my personal opinion is it will be arranged for next week

      he will probably be available for the hull game

      1. KingNidge
        10 years, 2 months ago

        I agree Bemba

    3. Pinky Blinders
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Ban contemplated must be much more severe than 1 match or maybe he just wants a platform to put all this stuff behind him once and for all.

  23. Jafooli
    10 years, 2 months ago

    How many paintings did Vincent Van Gogh sell in his lifetime? And who to?

    1. Epic Fail
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Give us the other answers, bish.

    2. Ziro
      10 years, 2 months ago

      none

    3. Costa's Counsellor
      10 years, 2 months ago

      One.

      His Otolaryngologist.

      1. Jafooli
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Correct, his brother.....

    4. Ziro
      10 years, 2 months ago

      nada

    5. Ziro
      10 years, 2 months ago

      nil

    6. Ziro
      10 years, 2 months ago

      zilch

      1. EmreCan Hustle
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Ziro

  24. Jafooli
    10 years, 2 months ago

    What did Lorena Bobbitt cut off in 1993?

    1. Ziro
      10 years, 2 months ago

      6inches of Mr Bobbitt

      1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Hey, this is the internet.
        10 inches, at least. If I may.

      2. Jafooli
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Correct.....

        1. Costa's Counsellor
          10 years, 2 months ago

          😯

    2. Costa's Counsellor
      10 years, 2 months ago

      My gas supply?

      I wondered who did that.

    3. George Sillett
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Happiness.

    4. Epic Fail
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Give us the other answers, bish.

      1. Jafooli
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Done πŸ˜†

    5. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Whatever it was it wasn't worth holding on to

    6. Debauchy
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Ahhh

  25. AA33
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Both Sanchez and Valencia are playing on Sep 7. Many are expecting Sanchez to score big and are captaining him. But why is Valencia doubtful for the derby? Why isn't he expected to start?

    1. @persecuted_by_mods
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Ecuador play later than every other team

    2. Bubz
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I expect him to start

  26. Phil Dagger ⭐
    10 years, 2 months ago

    had a Bournemouth supporting friend saying wilshere can be a dark horse of their team in fpl terms this season

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      10 years, 2 months ago

      meaning?

      it is possible if he stays healthy... but with Howe, a lot is possible

    2. Epic Fail
      10 years, 2 months ago

      This changes everything. *WC activated*

      1. @persecuted_by_mods
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Haha

    3. Phil Dagger ⭐
      10 years, 2 months ago

      πŸ™‚ haha

  27. @persecuted_by_mods
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Would quite fancy Sturridge for two games if he would actually start

  28. Lecky Legs FC
    10 years, 2 months ago

    WC is active would it be crazy to upgrade Antonio > Willian?

    1. Epic Fail
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I wouldn't.

      1. Lecky Legs FC
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Yeah I backtrack on my comments there, how about Lanzini > Milner 0.4 ITB already have Mashauku & Antonio?

    2. halstho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Not a good use of the funds

  29. Jarvish the Octochamp
    J0E
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    10 years, 2 months ago

    Congratulations to Jarvish on becoming a Countdown Octochamp - if you don't watch the show that basically means he is very very clever indeed. πŸ™‚

    https://twitter.com/FFScout/status/772832069269516288

    1. Epic Fail
      10 years, 2 months ago

      What a nerd.

      Well done kiddo.

    2. Ha.
      10 years, 2 months ago

      "Congrtulations" awks

    3. juggos
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Amazing. Congrats Jarvish!

    4. Bubz
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Well done Jarvish,

      Also while you're here Jonty, why do you think Collins is nailed on?

      1. KingNidge
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Because he's in his WC team

      2. J0E
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        10 years, 2 months ago

        Because he's started the last three games, played well and has no real competition.

        Why do you think he's not nailed on? πŸ˜‰

        1. Bubz
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Because Ogbonna is his competition and was first choice alongside Reid all of last season. Collins started this season because Ogbonna arrived back late from the Euros and wasnt fit. He played last week because Bilic deployed 3 at the back, so all of Collins, Reid and Ogbonna played. But now that Arbeloa is there, it will be back to 4 at the back, and one of Collins of Ogbonna will play. I see no reason why it wouldnt be Ogbonna.

          1. J0E
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            10 years, 2 months ago

            Maybe. Let's see what the team sheet has in store. πŸ™‚

            1. Bubz
              10 years, 2 months ago

              Dont get me wrong, I want Collins in my WC too. I just dont think hes nailed on though

              1. J0E
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                10 years, 2 months ago

                Collins had a more hectic Euros than Ogbonna and I believe arrived back even later. Looks like the Wales man and Euros semi-finalist has nabbed his place.

          2. The Tinkerman
            10 years, 2 months ago

            Is there any evidence Ogbonna returned late? He only appeared in one group game all tournament and they got knocked out before Wales... for whom Collins played twice, including a start in the semi-final. In theory Collins should have returned later than Ogbonna, and having played more games/done more training.

            1. J0E
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              10 years, 2 months ago

              Ha, just posted similar. Ogbonna's Euros record isn't fit to lace the boots of Collins. I think he's been dropped for the Wales man.

              1. The Tinkerman
                10 years, 2 months ago

                So I saw. I hope so, he stands out above the other options in the 4.5 (ish) price bracket, presuming you already have some WBA cover. He will say in my WC team.

                1. J0E
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                  10 years, 2 months ago

                  I'll ask Doos on twitter and see if he has any insider hammer knowledge. Certainly looks like Collins was preferred seeing as they both arrived back at similar times.

                  I wonder if Cheslea were sniffing around Ogbonna due to Conte's knowledge of the player. That may have seen him benched perhaps?

                  1. KingNidge
                    10 years, 2 months ago

                    Doos despises Collins πŸ™‚

                    1. J0E
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                      10 years, 2 months ago

                      Yep, I've been careful to ask whether he'll start, not whether he should start.

                      Hammers forums all saying that Ogbonna has been dropped for Collins as Bilic is concerned about his positional play. Gets caught out a lot apparently.

                      1. KingNidge
                        10 years, 2 months ago

                        Ha.. fwiw Collins has never looked anything other than solid when i'v seen him play.. unsure of the defence as a whole right now though despite the good run

                      2. Eden Hazardous
                        10 years, 2 months ago

                        Agree. I rate Collins more than Reid/Ogbonna even. It also helps that he scored a goal in GW 1 (somewhat) πŸ™‚

                      3. The Tinkerman
                        10 years, 2 months ago

                        Thanks again Jonty, good research.

    5. Jafooli
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Wow, straight up? Great work fella....

    6. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Well done Jarvish, hope you win the whole thing. utalcngosratoni which obviously is a conundrum of congratulations but of course you knew that

    7. Bolivian Seaman
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Well done

    8. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Well done Jarvish πŸ™‚ . I was watching you and you were amazing .

    9. Defcons are for Kinnear
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Well done Jarvish. Really pleased for you. Does that now make him "essential" πŸ™‚

    10. Big Col
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Congrats Jarvish, another apterous octochamp I presume?

      1. Rogue Todd
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Yes Mr S πŸ™‚

        1. Big Col
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 2 months ago

          You've obviously spoken to Jen! Good luck in the finals anything can happen!

    11. ​
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Congrats Jarv πŸ™‚

    12. HVT
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Congrats Jarvish, well played mate!

    13. Rogue Todd
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Thanks Jonty and everyone - have been really humbled by the kind words from everyone on here over the last couple of weeks while my shows have been airing - it's all been a very surreal experience!

      Series finals are airing in December (just before Christmas), but are filming in 5 weeks time, so an intense period of practice lies ahead! Don't get complacent though ML rivals - my eye won't be taken off of the ball in terms of FPL too much πŸ˜›

      For further details of the current series http://wiki.apterous.org/Series_75

      1. RedLightning
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        10 years, 2 months ago

        Well done, Jarvish - most impressive.
        Hope your excellent form continues in the Series Finals. πŸ˜€

    14. Zasa
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Brilliant, great stuff Jarvish πŸ™‚

    15. Clump
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I tuned in for a few, hugely impressive.
      Congrats Jarvish.