Opinion

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 34

I’ve rarely been so downbeat about a double Gameweek.

Each season we seek them out. Like searching for the local derby in the fixture list, we anticipate them and look to relish every minute of exctitement they can deliver. These are the times we cherish as Fantasy Football managers; friends and family just don’t understand.

But this Gameweek 34 has never really convinced me.

Even before Thursday’s events, the allure of uncertain Manchester United assets, backed the unmagnificent Middlesbrough and Palace candidates, always struggled to appeal.

In midweek our one protagonist bowed out – the single asset who seemed most likely to break the double-digit barrier was cruelly removed from the equation.

It’s almost as if Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s knee buckled under the weight of our double Gameweek expectation.

Without our leading man, it’s now left to uncovincing understudies Christian Benteke and Alvaro Negredo to keep our show on the road. Confidence has taken a knock, but it seems we simply must pin our hopes somwehere.

We’ve seen it all before: previously, 70,000 of us based our double Gameweek prospects on a certain Stephane Sessegnon, such is our willingness to seek out that one big return.

Splintered over six days, the agony and anxiety of Gameweek 34 is set to be strung out and prolonged. We could easily end up heading into Wednesday praying for a Middlesbrough clean sheet and cheering every Ben Gibson clearance. If ever you needed to build a case on how Fantasy Football can warp your view of the beautiful game, there it is right there.

But this is perhaps part of the appeal of double Gameweeks. We spend the season steadily building around in-form assets, working towards any template that arises, then these end of season events arrive to shake things up and promote unlikely heroes.

The words Negredo and Triple Captain were never meant to sit within the same sentence. Just as Carroll and Triple Captain jarred twelve months ago.

But no matter how much we attempt to anticipate and strategise, somehow it seems these double Gameweeks creep up on us, forcing us down the most unexpected avenues.

Benteke and Negredo now have the opportunity to carve their names in Fantasy Football folklore over the course of the next seven days.

Clearly, Zlatan, for all his bravado, titles and winners medals, just couldn’t handle that kind of pressure. Sessegnon set the bar too high.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. JÆKS ⭐
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    I'm going to watch Bournemouth vs Boro, what is wrong with me?

    1. Ibracadabra
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Nothing. Everything is so so right with you.

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      You have an addiction.

      1. JÆKS ⭐
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        Googled it, might be the Negredo-syndrome

    3. T444
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      It's not televised

      1. JÆKS ⭐
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        None of the games are here in Belgium 😀

      2. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        So.

      3. Donkey_Sanctuary
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        It is televised. Just not in the UK. There are many ways to watch it should you wish to

    4. the snazzy viking
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Radio 5 Live all the way

    5. JÆKS ⭐
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Haha it's on top of the page as well

    6. nkhoughton
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Is it on TV?

    7. vectorman
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      You got fox soccer premium haven't you. 😉

      1. JÆKS ⭐
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        I live in Belgium, so I'll have to rely on some crappy streams online 😀 But they aren't streaming any games on tv here unfortunately.

        1. Donkey_Sanctuary
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 13 days ago

          Why not get a good stream? There are so many available it seems daft to watch a crappy one which buffers all the time

  2. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    King and Negrado. Lets go boys!!

    1. drughi
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      hoping for a 0-0

      1. Hybrid.power
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        Hoping for 10-10

        1. ⚔★Vibudh★⚔
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 13 days ago

          With 10 king and 10 Gibson goals

  3. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    Talk about Ake starting today.

    1. Feeling_blue
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Conte said he would in place of Cahill. Said he has 2 players in each position ie Ake is Cahill's backup, Terry for Luiz and Zouma for Azpi

  4. Scholes Balls
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    Predictions for the early games ?

    1. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Bournemouth 10-0 Middlesborough

      1. Lav
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        King all 10

      2. BobBradleysOpportunity
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        I've got a similar scoreline but the other way
        0-10

      3. red devil 7
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        unlikely

    2. T444
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      At least 8 goals in the Middlesborough game.

    3. Alnair
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      BOU 2 - 0 MID
      HUL 1 - 0 WAT
      SWA 2 - 1 STK
      WHU 1 - 3 EVE

  5. Feeling_blue
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    My rival's keepers are Robles and Foster, plus he has Olsson and Mcauley

    1. Gaz Downright
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      His team is also dedd?

      1. Feeling_blue
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        It is now

    2. T444
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      I would bench boost

    3. Mark-O
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      0 0 0 0

  6. Rainer
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    This Negredo captaincy haul will be one for the grandchildren!

    1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Haha

    2. red devil 7
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      hi grandpa.

    3. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Has he got grandchildren.

  7. the snazzy viking
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    Lincoln promoted

    1. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Abraham?

      1. Gaz Downright
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        😐

  8. ljuta zena
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    Olsson out the team

    1. La Roja
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Sherlock alert

  9. Lav
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    Dear Josh King,

    Please score a brace or hatty, its really needed. However do it after 60 mins when you force Gibson off. Do this for all of those who have had you before your hatty against West Ham.

    Regards,
    Lav & other FFS members who want this

    1. Feeling_blue
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      I'd prefer Gibson to score and King to score a hattrick

    2. F4L
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      being a Chambo and (K)ing owner, yes plz

    3. Fitzy.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Probably too close to kick-off for him to log in and read this.

    4. Moose™
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      This

    5. ljuta zena
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      My cap this week, feeling proud

  10. F4L
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    This Negredo bandwagon will crash and burn

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      you should worry about your own team

    2. NATSTER
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      I did join. A bit regretted. But I hope it will turn to be the right one.

    3. Lav
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Saved my transfer this week

    4. Prison Mike
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Haters gonna hate

    5. Ravager
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      This forum is gonna be interesting in a few

      1. Ravager
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        Woah, reply fail but still kinda works.

    6. Rainer
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Sorry pal, Bemba gets the +1 here 😛

      1. F4L
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        😛 Lets see who's right in a couple of hours

        1. Rainer
          • 7 Years
          7 years, 13 days ago

          If he blanks today, I only got him in for Sunderland 😉

          1. F4L
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 13 days ago

            😆 That's all that will be discussed tonight on here

  11. Mark-O
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    What are the reasons for TC Negredo now rather than Kane or Sanchez in dgw36/37?

    1. StoichkovFPL
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      use WC in 36

    2. El-Kloppico
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      big balls..
      Punt"

  12. NATSTER
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    A bit regretted to do Origi -> Negredo as I expect goals in game of LIV v CPL.

    Hope I will be glad after at the end of GW.

    1. El-Kloppico
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      LIV vs CRY will finish 0-0

      1. NATSTER
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        Hope for Liverpool to get 3 points.

    2. Licious Lizard
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      You won't. Trust me 😉

      1. NATSTER
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        Hope you are right. 🙂

  13. Krafty Werks
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    No Robles, Fabio or Olssen here...nice!!

  14. Sonic Huth
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    WC activate? gw36 TC SANCHEZ!!!!

    1. El-Kloppico
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      hows dat.. game still updating..
      Awaiting to activate mine too

      1. Sonic Huth
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        I'll take that as a yes!

  15. Deano
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    On a WC what do you think of this?

    How many of these are we going to cope with in the next 3 hours?

    A. 0-10
    B. 11-20
    C. 21-30
    D. 31-40
    E. 41-50
    F. Far too many of the fockers!

    1. the snazzy viking
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      G

    2. Sonic Huth
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      H

  16. Numb
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    I don't have Negredo. Anyone have a big sofa I can hide behind?

    1. CloudSky
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      They dont make that big of Sofas.

      1. Numb
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        🙁 😮

    2. Rainer
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      There is no hiding from Alvaro!

    3. Sonic Huth
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Negredo 4 pointer incoming

    4. Licious Lizard
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      I am sittting behind a hassock myself. Can look above it - so no real point, but he ho

    5. TOPCAT1960
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Wouldnt worry too much tbh

    6. ILOVEBAPS
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      He's not that highly owned so relax. Numb out

      1. Deano
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        Straws again!

    7. ljuta zena
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      I have only Zaha and dont need sofa

    8. Individual
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Normally, when Negredo has a good fixture, are you worried?

      1. Deano
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        Not when they're desperate to stay up and name an attacking structure!

  17. Dušan Citizen
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    Why wouldn't Negredo score a hatty?

    1. Badgevilla
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Cos god doesn't exist

    2. Numb
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      If he does, Mark and Jonty will be recounting the events of this week for years to come.

    3. ljuta zena
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Bcs he didnt all the season

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        There is a first time for everything 😉

    4. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Because he's an average striker for a poor team in a pretty bad fixture? If this was a SGW, no-one would be vaguely considering bringing him in.

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        He is far better than average. Class.

    5. Licious Lizard
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Donkgredo

  18. matiakez
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    Today's the day for Baines.

    1. HurriKane
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      to score an og and get sent off

    2. Moose™
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Started Robertson instead of Baines. Ugh.

    3. Odikostar
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Finally benched him, so a pen will defo happen

  19. HurriKane
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    When will the lolling begin .

    Expect lots of them for either negredo owners or non ownets 😀

    1. ILOVEBAPS
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Lukaku will punish sellers too.

      1. Number Four
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        Nah, Lukaku is average. Does ok because he's their only striker.

        No goals today.

        1. HurriKane
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 13 days ago

          thanks for the jinx. watch him destroy whu now 😉

          1. Number Four
            • 8 Years
            7 years, 13 days ago

            No chance fam

        2. Donkey_Sanctuary
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 13 days ago

          How is a player who has broken a lot of goal scoring records and is wanted by many top clubs average?

    2. StoichkovFPL
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      thats obvious isn't it

    3. red devil 7
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      lol at negredo owners

  20. Jigger & Pony
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    Can't believe I am already looking to transfer Negredo out in Gw35. Gabbiadini?

    1. Odikostar
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Oh yes

    2. Moose™
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Hell yes.

    3. Rainer
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Even when next scores 6 in the next two, he'll still become Gabbi next week!

  21. Ninja Škrtel
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    me after the deadline. http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/whid1.gif

    1. ljuta zena
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      hahhhahaaaahhhaaaahahahaahah

    2. ILOVEBAPS
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      That's a bad actor Oscar in the BG.

  22. Bring on the shots
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    Surely you can't be annoyed or lol at Negrado if he gets 2 points today ... he has 2 matches to smash the gameweek with!

    1. red devil 7
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      unless he sees red in the first half.

      1. mcrayeps
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        Ouch

    2. HurriKane
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      i wud be upset if he dosnt score a hatty in each game

  23. Badgevilla
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    I'll get the ball rolling shall I.. lol @ Negredo owners

    1. UnitedFan
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      lol

    2. HurriKane
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      lool

    3. StoichkovFPL
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      you know that lol should start AFTER someone fail, right?

      1. Badgevilla
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        It's Negredo being captained im sure the percentages of being right are in my favour

      2. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        Lol @mlexer

        1. Badgevilla
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 13 days ago

          This^

    4. Sonic Huth
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Nailed it

    5. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Lol @me

      1. StoichkovFPL
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        this

  24. Fred54
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    Only have Gibson and Lukaku today.

    Lost Siggy and Groscki. Passed on Negredo.

    More of a case of hoping I took the right turns.

    1. Origi-nal
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Everyone is hoping they took the right turns

  25. TheTinman
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    Borough cleanie please

  26. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    Lol at everyone

    1. StoichkovFPL
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      sometimes it's better just to read not to write

  27. Number Four
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    Negredo will get four goals and one assist this game week.

    1. Odikostar
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Nope, he won't

      1. Number Four
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 13 days ago

        Yes he will

    2. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Your name is number four, but you talk a number two.

    3. Sonic Huth
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      *4 points

    4. HurriKane
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      come on just 4? id say double hatty is the minimum 😉

    5. BobBradleysOpportunity
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      come on man, that's a little optimistic, 2 goals and 1 assist is more realistic

  28. BobBradleysOpportunity
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    boro 3 at the back? lots of crosses for negredo to get on the end of?

  29. FISSH
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    Just realised now, after the deadline how bad Middlesbrough actually are and why on earth have I captained Negredo??

    1. BobBradleysOpportunity
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      cuz he has two games, and plays two poor defences

  30. Dele
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 13 days ago

    Negredo 3 goals over 2 games, 1 assist and maximum BAPS!

    Allvvaarrrooooooooo!!!!!

    Points 🙂

    1. Licious Lizard
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 13 days ago

      Negredo=Deg Roen