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28 April 2011 1072 comments
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Rotation and defensive tactics have limited investment this season in Manchester City players not named Carlos Tevez or Joe Hart. Yaya Toure has reached double-digit ownership during the second half of the season as a budget buy and Aleksandar Kolarov saw a mini-bandwagon that lost a wheel (or two) before it ever reached full speed, but City鈥檚 Fantasy stew has generally remained lukewarm at best, despite a respectable season that sees them well positioned for a Champions League spot.

The Blue Moon is rising, however, and favorable fixtures and greater clarity regarding playing time have prompted significant discussion in recent days about the City midfield in particular, with some having already taken the leap and others pondering gameweek 35 and 36 purchases. Without question, the fixtures are most enticing. City are half of the season’s only remaining double gameweek, with that double sandwiched between two home fixtures against sides that have struggled mightily on the road (WHM, eve/TOT, STK, bol).

Although Toure and David Silva have earned most of the attention, Adam Johnson has also been added to the mix. We have scoured the stats and numbers to look at some of the pros and cons of each of this trio ahead of this weekend’s Eastlands showdown with West Ham.

Scoring. Although their respective styles are dramatically different, their overall league production this season is nearly identical:

FPL ptsGoalsAssistsBonus Pts
David Silva1234716
Yaya Toure1275614
Adam Johnson87459

The goals and assists are basically even, with Johnson trailing in overall points only due to reduced playing time as a result of injuries and rotation.

Playing Time. Breaking it down further, here is a quick look at their playing time in minutes as well as each player鈥檚 game count in terms of games in which each played 60 or more minutes, played 1 to 59 minutes, and did not play at all:

Minutes PlayedPlayed 60+ minutesPlayed 1 to 59 minutesDid Not Play
David Silva21572463
Yaya Toure25162823
Adam Johnson124811157

The numbers explain why Toure has been the preferred option thus far as he has been immune to rotation and held a central role in City鈥檚 team. However, the numbers may also support digging a little deeper with Roberto Mancini appearing more committed to a set lineup at the moment than at any time previously during the season.

Average Scoring. As the next chart reveals, Toure leads by a small margin in terms of points per appearance, but drops to the back of the pack if the analysis is limited solely to points from games involving more than 60 minutes or to all points per scored per minute of playing time:

Avg Pts Per AppearanceAvg Pts Per 60+ Minute AppearanceAvg Pts Per 90 minutes
David Silva4.104.465.13
Yaya Toure4.234.464.54
Adam Johnson3.355.186.27

A Final Breakdown. Consistent with these season averages, a quick glance at each player鈥檚 last five starts shows that – when they have played – all have been productive recently. Silva leads the way with 36 points in his last 5 starts (7,11,2,10,6), followed by Toure with 28 points (8,2,12,2,4) and then Johnson with 26 points (8,5,8,2,3). To be clear, these are each individual’s last five starts, not necessarily City鈥檚 last five games – arguably a reasonable approach if you are persuaded that each now hold a starting position. In addition to these point tallies, members accessing the OPTA stats will see that Silva has a commanding advantage in the category of key passes, while Toure holds a nod in successful dribbles. To his credit, Johnson has done well if not superb in both categories despite significantly fewer minutes.

Silva – As long as Tevez remains out, City’s attack should continue to run through Silva, and in turn increase the likelihood of his inclusion in Bonus Points, if not actual scoring. If you have cash to splash, Silva looks to hold an edge over Toure based on most recent form, but it is far from clear that he has a sufficient edge to warrant the expenditure if cash is tight.

Toure – Toure’s primary advantage to date has been his greater assurance of playing time, an advantage that may no longer exist. In any event, you can’t go wrong at the bargain price of 5.8 for an attacking midfielder, and it says something that the numbers are so close given their price difference. While perhaps a slightly more conservative approach, Toure frees up additional funds for your final moves of the season.

Johnson – Three straight starts bode well for Johnson during the run-in. All in all, he represents good value at his bargain price of 5.6 if cash is an issue. That said, he could make way should Mancini opt to start with Edin Dzeko and shift Mario Balotelli to a wide role. A riskier option and the wildcard in the pack.

da Beeeez Recognizing that it's better to be lucky than good, da Beeeez often sleeps through the early games on the weekends...

  1. Doosra - 鈽璂eclanMyGenius…
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    OOO!!! Guarin(c)! 馃榾

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      Falcao (c) much better!!

      If only FPL (c) was this easy, last three weeks he has got me 17, 9, 18
      Simplesss

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  2. DV8R
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    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    My team for this week.

    Foster

    Coleman, Walker, Luiz (Salcido, Huth)
    Toure, Young, Adam, Lampard, Nani
    Van Persie, Suarez (C) (Zamora)

    Would Nani -> Silva be enough for this week? Would Zamora -> Odem or Young -> Kuyt be worth the 4 point hit?

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    1. Demí
      • 14 Years
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      Get silva next week, Nani will probably start against arsenal, and do some damage.

      Do one of the other two this week.

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  3. Magerost
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Need a awesome differential player to get in for a hit, chasing a 22 point lead!
      Any tips?

      Afraid to ditch Drogs or RVP, thats the 2 obvious players i can get rid of as my rival has them also.

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      1. Viper
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        22 points isn't that much, concentrate on a finding a good captain and you could pull it back, just pick the players you think will score the most apart from that..

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        1. Magerost
            14 years, 7 months ago

            Thanks for the tip, maybe i'll wait with the hit until the double next week..

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            1. Viper
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              I know I'm stating the obvious by saying pick the players that you think will score the most, what i mean you don't need to go looking for crazy differentials! Good captain choice and your right back in it!

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              1. Magerost
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  Yeah, all about the captain choice really.
                  Think i will go for Silva..

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        2. Back on the horse
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          A little bit of sick just came up

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          1. Doosra - 鈽璂eclanMyGenius…
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            Quite a lot of sick comes up with me, quite often. Right now it tastes like wallaby ... 馃槈

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            1. Back on the horse
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              have you been eating wallaby? I remember a pub near Swindon taht did a dish called 'Walk on the Wild side' or something and it was Kangaroo, Ostrich and something else I can't remember. all meaty and all good. recommended

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              1. Doosra - 鈽璂eclanMyGenius…
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                Errr - no. Just been bitching with TM, is all ... 馃槈

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              2. Horizontal
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                The Three Crowns in Brinkworth.

                Think it was called the "Hunters plate" back in my day: Ostrich, Kangaroo and Alligator.

                Amazing meat.

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                1. Back on the horse
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                  Brinkworth, yeah that's the one

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        3. wingback
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          Sorry repost, but got lost on another page. Got 16p lead to rival.

          Foster (Begovic)
          Huth Luiz Coleman (Carr Djourou)
          Meireles Dempsey VDV Nani (Adam)
          Drog RVP Sturridge

          4.1 in bank, 1 free transfer.

          Dempsey or Adam out for Kuyt og Silva?
          Is Sturridge fit to play? If not, Odem worth -4?

          Thanks!

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          1. Magerost
              14 years, 7 months ago

              Are you Norwegian?

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              1. Nano
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                I am 馃檪

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                1. Magerost
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    Rått! 馃槈

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              2. Destination Relegation
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                I'd keep Adam, as he's consistent home & away due to his Bap allocations.

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            • Destination Relegation
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              Not sure who to sub off this week. Follow link for my full team.
              I want to get on the City bus - Silva or Toure in for one of Nani/Nasri/Malouda/Dempsey/Adam. I'm leaning towards losing Nasri, as his buy-back value is much more achievable, whereas if I ditch Nani for 2 weeks I'll struggle to get him back in for the favourable late fixtures. Any thoughts appreciated.

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              1. Henry Hill
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                I'm fed up of Nasri and will get either Silva or Toure in for him, can't decide who yet.

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                1. dierstraights
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                  silva

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                2. Destination Relegation
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                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  cheers, i'm thinking thats the way to go, and bench Nani for a bit. Would have shipped Dempsey buy he got me into the top 1000 this week!

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            • applebonkers
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              scoring in the world cup final must feel sooooooooooooooooo good

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              1. Doosra - 鈽璂eclanMyGenius…
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                Nurse!

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              2. Back on the horse
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                14 years, 7 months ago

                that grav is brilliant. you won't better it

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            • jimski
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              Bench Huth or Coleman this week?

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              1. dierstraights
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                if coleman is expected to start, i'd bench huth

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                1. jimski
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                  Thanks - my instinct too.

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            • Boom!!!
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              FALCAO AGAIN...5-1...PORTO 馃槸

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              1. applebonkers
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                waldaz in dreamland

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                1. Waldaz
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                  lol

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            • TorresMagic™
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              Falcao goal. Porto 5 - 1.

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            • Back on the horse
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              nice header

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            • SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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              Lol, just home can anyone tell me what the story is with the RBJ alikes?!

              I've seen Roysbrotherrooney and roysbrotheradamjohnson. Are there more?!

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              1. AP
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                WE ARE LEGION.

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              2. applebonkers
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                roy's mum was a bit of a minx back in the day

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                1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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                  lol, is there any more?

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                  1. applebonkers
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                    the originator, woys brother glen. a freakish but hilarious concoction. assist roys brother holloway who ever he is

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                    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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                      lool hero

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                    2. AP
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                      A hero to us all, that's who he is.

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              3. Doosra - 鈽璂eclanMyGenius…
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                Ohhh, yesss! We are sending them to march on Parliament!!! 馃榾

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              4. King Eric, in America
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                Several ... metastasizing (sp?) all the time.

                *shudders at the thought of what happens in four weeks' time*

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              5. The Bandit
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                Woys brother 馃榾

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              6. WoysBrotherGlenJohnson
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                I don't know what's going on

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                1. WoysBrotherGlenJohnson
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                  I'm the real victim here

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                  1. applebonkers
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                    agreed. but let's be honest ever since your life began in a dumpster behind a kfc in east london you must be used to being a victim.
                    there no johnson more topical than adam johnson right now. look up, i'm the wildcard choice, pretty much a third of this whole article

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            • Magerost
                14 years, 7 months ago

                Why in the world didnt i captain Falcao in Europe Fantasy, haha..

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              • TorresMagic™
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                14 years, 7 months ago

                Did you guys win abit on that soccer tip? Easy 3-0 away win I see.

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              • Fudge
                • 14 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                I'm still not decided about Silva vs. Yaya Toure

                Does anyone know when Tevez is back?
                Because I think Yaya plays a little more advanced when Tevez isn't playing.
                I'm tilting towards Silva at the moment though, simply because I have the cash and I think he's a very good player.

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                1. Henry Hill
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  Tevez won't play again in the league as far as I know

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                2. The Bandit
                  • 15 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  Back in light training, doubtful for cup final, forget him.

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                  1. Fudge
                    • 14 Years
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    You reckon its worth getting both Yaya and Silva?

                    I'd take out Dempsey, and regretfully probably Nani.

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                    1. The Bandit
                      • 15 Years
                      14 years, 7 months ago

                      I got both + Kolarov but got rid of Nasri, Ethers and Hangeland so less risky.

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                      1. Fudge
                        • 14 Years
                        14 years, 7 months ago

                        I have Hangeland, gonna play him against a Sunderland side lacking a single striker, plus I don't want Kolarov in my team again 馃槢

                        I won't have the balls to get rid of Nani, chelsea's next two aren't great, maybe Lampard will make way for a couple of weeks, won't lose money on him, in less teams - i'd be burned by a nani haul than a Lampard one

                        Decisions decisions.

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                    2. Henry Hill
                      • 16 Years
                      14 years, 7 months ago

                      Keep Nani, he could do well against a deflated Arsenal

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                      1. Fudge
                        • 14 Years
                        14 years, 7 months ago

                        Yeah I was thinking that too, just don't want to get rid of anyone else.. thinking maybe Lampard for 2 weeks, then A.Young -> Lampard in 37.

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              • jimski
                • 14 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                I really can't figure out which to ditch out of Fabregas, Dempsey and Bent (Bent would be to raise cash so that I could lose O'Hara to Silva instead of Fabregas or Dempsey).

                Are any of these players the obvious one to ditch for the rest of the season?

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              • Egg noodle
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                guys, should i pick sturridge or vdv to start?

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                1. DV8R
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                  • 14 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  VDV

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                  1. The Bandit
                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    This. Sturridge may not even be fit, Bolton will find it tough at Blackburn who are desperate for points.

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                    1. dierstraights
                      • 16 Years
                      14 years, 7 months ago

                      +1 biggest game of our season as our remaining games are whm, MUN, wol

                      must win for rovers

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              • Back on the horse
                • 15 Years
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                "perhaps the time has now come, instead of controlling the environment to benefit the population, we control the population to allow the survival of the environment"

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                1. Billy Manchester
                  • 16 Years
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                  First act of population control 鉃 cull Gary Neville and Garth Brooks

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                2. Demí
                  • 14 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  Ey

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                3. King Eric, in America
                  • 15 Years
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                  Sounds like a quote from the 1930s ...

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                  1. Back on the horse
                    • 15 Years
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                    Sir David Attenborough

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                    1. King Eric, in America
                      • 15 Years
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                      Out of context, it's got an oddly sinister feel about it ...

                      "Soylent green is people ... peeee-pollllllll!"

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                      1. Zilla42
                        • 15 Years
                        14 years, 7 months ago

                        A frickin' Soylent Green (Chuckie Heston) reference! Are you kidding me?! My day is complete!

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              • statto
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                need a bit of advice,cheers
                foster
                carr,luiz,walker
                adam,dempsey,lamps,vdv,jarvis
                rvp,drogba
                bench,mignolet,simpson,dawson,welbeck. 3.3m in the bank
                thinking silva in for jarvis,right move? also what about suarez for drogs for a 4pt hit?

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              • Viper
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                Three bets placed...

                Three bets won 8)

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                1. Billy Manchester
                  • 16 Years
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                  I've put £10 on Harry arriving tomorrow in a Gestapo uniform; I'll be minted when the payout comes in tmrw night.

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                  1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
                    • 16 Years
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                    OMG Billy no way. The king has returned! Just last night we were talking about you! You must have another username then?

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                    1. Billy Manchester
                      • 16 Years
                      14 years, 7 months ago

                      No.

                      Fantasy football has had to take a back seat to real life for most of this season. My languishing at 5,721 in the scout league with an auto-generated team unaltered since day one should be proof enough.

                      馃槼

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                      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
                        • 16 Years
                        14 years, 7 months ago

                        I've missed you 馃檨 Don't leave like that again 馃槅

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                  2. Viper
                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    馃槅

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              • TommyK
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                • 16 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                Anyone know how to do that roysbrother johnson face transplant thing?

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                1. Billy Manchester
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  Use PhotoShop, or the open-source (ie free) equivalent called GiMP. Search Google/Bing/AJ for images, download 'em and edit pictures to your hearts content.

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                  1. TommyK
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                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    How do you edit it to achieve the desired effect though?

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                    1. Billy Manchester
                      • 16 Years
                      14 years, 7 months ago

                      The easiest thing, off the top of my head.

                      1. Put your first picture on a layer.
                      2. Create a second layer behind it, and put the other face on that
                      3. Use a soft edge brush to rub out parts of the top layer so the face underneath shows through.

                      That is the roughest, fastest, easiest, most newbie-friendly way to do it.

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                      1. denial
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                        • 16 Years
                        14 years, 7 months ago

                        Ey up Billy - nice to see you back round here.

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                        1. Shipstontrev
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                          Hi Billy *doffs cap*

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                2. AP
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  http://photoshoptutorials.ws/

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                  1. TommyK
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                    • 16 Years
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                    Cheers AP- I already know how to crop, but was just trying to find out the rest lol

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                  2. WoysBrotherGlenJohnson
                    • 14 Years
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    I'm liking the chinstrap facial hair RoysBrotherRooney, might grow one myself

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                    1. AP
                      • 16 Years
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                      Mother won't be happy. She said she prefers a Walrus tash on you.

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                      1. Cheggers
                        • 16 Years
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                        Praise the lord

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                        1. applebonkers
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                          we're running out of johnson's here. andy johnson was always likely to be the ugly duckling in the johnson-off

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                          1. WoysBrotherGlenJohnson
                            • 14 Years
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                            Definitely need a RoysLongLostTwinBrotherJohnson

                            http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ledikgpM1o1qzbzofo1_500.jpg

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                3. applebonkers
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                  be a paint guru

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              • FPLord
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                Should I double up on Chelsea defence (Cech,Luiz) or play Carr?

                I'm leading by 19p, so Carr is probably the safer option as my rival has Foster and Luiz. On the other hand Luiz is liked by the BP judges.

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                1. Demí
                  • 14 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  play carr

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              • denial
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                • 16 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                F*cking love Bobby Charlton.

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                1. Demí
                  • 14 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  +1

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              • Viper
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                Liverpool, Man City & Celtic (vs Dundee) to WIN at the weekend just a little short of 2/1!!

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              • JapBen
                • 14 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                My mini-league lead has been cut from 50 points to 10 points after foolishly getting and captaining Zamora rather than Dempsey.

                I have transferred out Nasri for Silva and my current team lineup looks like this:

                Foster (mignolet)
                R.Johnson, Coleman, Luiz
                Lampard, Nani, A.Young, Silva (C), Adam
                V.Persie, DJ

                Subs in order: Zamora, Walker, Djourou

                Thoughts? Does it look good for this GW? Been 1st for a while and nervous about losing the lead in the final stretch

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              • DundalkKid
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                Hi Folks,

                Yaya or Silva for the next 2 game weeks ?

                Cheers

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                1. J0E
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                  • 16 Years
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                  flip a coin. I'm tempted to have both for the double. Apart from VDV they are the only other two that appeal.

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                2. Well you know, Triffic
                  • 15 Years
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                  Silva as a mini differential...though he'll most likely have 5000000% ownership after this gw.

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                  1. DundalkKid
                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    Cheers guys

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              • Attila the Bum
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                14 years, 7 months ago

                I can't wait to see what Camilla will be wearing tomorrow.
                My money's on a saddle.

                Oi Oi bantah.

                Any sign of a podcast tonight, need summat for the plane - then more importantly something to drone out all those scousers at Ken Dodd International Airport.

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                1. Drip Doctor
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                  • 15 Years
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                  Kate Middleton. The first QILF 馃槈

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                  1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
                    • 16 Years
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                    Can't wait to start my official wank bank!

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                    1. Attila the Bum
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                      Must be weird for Wills and Harry shoving pictures of their gran down some strippers g-string on the stag.

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                  2. J0E
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                    lol

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                    1. J0E
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                      you do realise tho' that you must now be taken to the tower.

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                  3. Andy
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                    First? Liar.

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                    1. Billy Manchester
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                      Can someone please provide me with some caustic soda to pour into my eyes.

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                    2. Shakey
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                      馃槅

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                    3. Attila the Bum
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                      Oh Lord why did I click that?!

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                    4. applebonkers
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                      you scamp 馃槅

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                2. Andy
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                  Granny is on holiday this week and Mark is in London...

                  So I'd be surprised if they've hammered anything podly out this week. Give Mark a ring and he and Sir P might give you a personal pod instead, like a limited edition record.

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                  1. jamsiep
                    • 16 Years
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                    Now you're making me jealous.

                    I'll just stick to making childish posts about a 'smudge' on the screen.

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                    1. TommyK
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                      • 16 Years
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                      *Childish post which no-one gets.

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                  2. Attila the Bum
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                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    Granny's on holiday? Jeezas does he not realise there is a royal wedding on?! He's going to miss it, what treasonous behaviour.
                    Yeah I'll do that cheers Andy, it'll be like an even sadder version of those 1890- chatline things (I've never rung one honest guv). Press 3 to hear MuckyMark whisper things about Kolarov's dirty tackle, Press 2 to hear ArseyAkers describe his diving in the box.....

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                3. Well you know, Triffic
                  • 15 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  Haha nice one.

                  Any more Royal wedding jokes?

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                4. si
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  "Christmas day and the royal family play 20 questions. They have to guess what Camilla is thinking. And she is thinking of a black mans cock. Phillip asks Camilla if it is bigger than the bread bin 'yes'. Charles asks if you can fit it in your mouth. "erm...yes". So the queen asks 'is it a black mans cock?'."

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                  1. jamsiep
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    Awful delivery.

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                    1. TommyK
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 16 Years
                      14 years, 7 months ago

                      +2

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                    2. si
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 16 Years
                      14 years, 7 months ago

                      It was a quote. Never mind.

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                      1. applebonkers
                        • Has Moderation Rights
                        • 16 Years
                        14 years, 7 months ago

                        watched both series again the other week. genius

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                      2. jamsiep
                        • 16 Years
                        14 years, 7 months ago

                        All is forgiven then!

                        Still, whoever delivered it in the first place, did so awfully. 馃槈

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                        1. si
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • 16 Years
                          14 years, 7 months ago

                          Check it on you.tube. The office. Brilliant!

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                    3. applebonkers
                      • Has Moderation Rights
                      • 16 Years
                      14 years, 7 months ago

                      stuart broad-esque you could say

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                  2. Well you know, Triffic
                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    *crickets*

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                  3. O Fenomeno
                    • 14 Years
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    Disgracefully bad.

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              • Out4GoodBehavior
                • 14 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                Blackburn Rovers out of the EPL???? a dream come true? ^_^) go Bolton!

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                1. Demí
                  • 14 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  -1

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                2. Boom!!!
                  • 15 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  -2

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              • jamsiep
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                Is it just me, or is there.谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈台台台台台台台台台台台台.谈谈台台a massive smudge right in the middle of the screen?

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                1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  Was that supposed to be funny?

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                  1. jamsiep
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    Not entirely sure, just wanted to see whether it worked. And it did, and I don't feel any different after doing it. Ah well.

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                2. TommyK
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  Clean your screen you filthy boy..... 馃槈

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                3. Billy Manchester
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  Give the screen a wipe after visiting your 'favourite' website, young man...

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                4. Shakey
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  yeah, just you. Mine's fine.

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                5. SuperDorrans
                  • 15 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  2/2!

                  I haven't even bet on either. 馃槓

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                  1. jamsiep
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 7 months ago

                    Why the hell not?!

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                    1. SuperDorrans
                      • 15 Years
                      14 years, 7 months ago

                      I really don't know

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              • Billy Manchester
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                If your looking for a really interesting podcast, this should do the trick:
                http://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/hemmings-collector-car-radio/id268852744

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