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9 July 2011 483 comments
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Steve Bruce has been the busiest Premier League manager in the transfer market thus far. With deals for Coventry keeper Keiren Westwood, defenders Wes Brown and John O’Shea, strikers Connor Wickham and Ji Dong-Won and midfielders Seb Larsson and David Vaughan in the bag, it would be easy to overlook the acquisition of Craig Gardner at the end of last month.

While Wickham’s arrival and the deals for O’Shea and Brown to the Stadium of Light are higher profile signings, the capture of Gardner could emerge as the real masterstroke. The former Villa man stood out amongst a very ordinary Birmingham midfield last season and emerged as their leading scorer with 10 goals in 37 appearances across all competitions.

Fantasy Managers will have noted Gardner’s arrival at Sunderland with a degree of interest. Often a player considered when Birmingham’s fixture list served a double gameweek or a favourable run, Gardner’s return to the Premier League following Birmingham’s relegation is a welcome sight that should boost our options in the low-to-mid price bracket.

The Statistics

Gardner’s five-year career at Villa Park was a frustrating affair, disjointed by injury and an inability to pin down a regular starting role. At total of 59 appearances with a return of 5 goals only really hinted at the player’s potential and it was with some reluctance that Villa agreed a £3.5 million deal with Birmingham in January 2010.

His impact at St Andrews has been significant. Gardner was renowned for his long-range shooting whilst at Villa but rarely earned the opportunity to display his prowess. At Birmingham Gardner was eventually unshackled and given the freedom to join the attack to bring his fearsome shooting skills to bear.

Thirteen appearances in his first season at the club laid the foundations for a 2010/11 campaign which saw Gardner fetch an impressive 8 Premier League goals. Those strikes were scattered throughout the season as injury, suspension and rotation restricted Gardner to 25 starts. By the last quarter however, it was clear that Gardner’s ability to find the net would prove crucial to Birmingham’s chances of retaining their top-flight status. Unfortunately, even a typically spectacular strike on the final day at White Hart Lane proved futile as Alex McLeish’s side suffered the drop.

The Opta performance statistics available to our members emphasise Gardner’s importance to the Birmingham cause. An average of 1.8 efforts on goal per match saw him stand out as their major threat on goal. To put that into perspective, Gardner’s statistics betters the likes of Samir Nasri, Kevin Nolan and Dirk Kuyt who all had very successful campaigns and proved popular Fantasy targets.

Crucially, when you examine the Sunderland midfield, only Stephene Sessegnon can match that kind of goal threat – and he spent half of his appearances playing a striker role under Bruce.

The Prospects

With Sunderland lacking potency from midfield areas, the manager has clearly moved for Gardner in order to provide that ingredient for next season. Bruce will surely look to embrace Gardner’s ability to spring into the box and test the opposing keeper from range and those attributes may well see the new recruit cement a starting role.

Typically however, Gardner appears to face stiff competition. Larsson will surely have been earmarked for a position on the right-flank with Sessegnon’s form at the end of last season set to put him in the box seat for a left-wing role. Gardner will be considered in the middle of the park then but, if Bruce opts for a 4-4-2, this will mean that the likes of Kieran Richardson and fellow new signing David Vaughan will also be leading contenders in those positions along with Lee Cattermole.

Once again then Gardner will have to take his opportunities as they arise. He has the weapons to stake a claim for regular starts and Fantasy managers will certainly be hoping that he can establish himself and promise the kind of returns we saw last season with Birmingham. If we can be assured of consistent starts, there’s little doubt that Gardner offers the potential for goals at an easily affordable price that should see him attract investment when fixtures fall the Black Cats’ way.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Tommytour
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Thought Id do a Sun Dream Team cos its free and dont have to mess with it so can concentrate on FPL, what do u think of this?

    Given
    Baines Huth Enrique O'Shea
    Silva Walcott Lampard
    RVP Suarez Zamoura

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    1. Nutella
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      14 years, 9 months ago

      decent team yes,
      Join
      Pin : 130790
      Password : 12345ab

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      1. Big Bad Barry
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        Sun seems easier than normal and free!

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    2. Cheggers
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Given ? Hes not first choice and not left City yet....

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      1. Tommytour
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        14 years, 9 months ago

        Unlimited changes until season starts and surely will go to Villa as hasnt flown with squad to the US!

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  2. Morrissey1986
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    14 years, 9 months ago

    3 More Pre Season Games to come tomorrow

    Kidderminster Harriers vs. West Bromwich Albion,
    Sydney FC vs. Everton, ANZ Stadium, Sturm Graz vs. Blackburn Rovers,

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    1. Gargamel
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Kidderminster Harriers is one of the best club names out there.

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      1. megatronaldinho
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        14 years, 9 months ago

        on an avian theme they're up there with go ahead eagles

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        1. Gargamel
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          😆

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  3. Gargamel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
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    Just read that Cannavaro has to retire because of his knee. Even if he's kind of retired already (playing in Dubai) I think it's a big loss. Only proper defender to ever win the Ballon D'Or I think. Legend.

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  4. PlayPercentage
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    14 years, 9 months ago

    Any rumours about FPL rule changes?
    Last year, we got the extra wild card and the ability to roll over to 2 transfers.

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    1. FPL Daniel
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      Marks statement earlier today:

      "I only have anecdotal info right now – we will bring you confirmed news as soon as we’re able to get the full details. All I can say is that, if you stick around here, you’ll likely to get the info first."

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    2. Demí
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      Rumour is that a vice captaincy rule will be added.

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      1. PlayPercentage
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        So, in the event of the Captain not playing, the armband goes to the Vice-Captain. Rather than the highest value or highest form player.

        I suppose that makes sense.

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        1. Sasquatch
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          Of course, that's just speculation at the moment, but it would make most sense I reckon.

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      2. TommyK
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        Would bloody love that!

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    3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      Can't believe FPL are being so secretive, just open it already for f**k sake

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      1. Sasquatch
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Yeah, am really itching to get going now. Congrats to you on last season's score btw. Amazing!

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        1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          Ta very much. Was aiming for top 1000 all season, but I had a great finish to the season. The placing was extra sweet considering I spent 3.5 months of the season in South Africa with minimal internet access! (Jamsiep subsequently copied me by going out there too)

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          1. Sasquatch
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            😆 A good tactic I may look into myself!

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  5. mvtaylor
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    • 15 Years
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    Poked at my phone while hungover this morning to find this article with 0 comments.

    Did the obvious and now find said work deleted. A shocking bit of behavior, who wants useful comments first for goodness sake...

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  6. Cheggers
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    14 years, 9 months ago

    Anyone else going to get Baines from the beginning and play him in every game?

    It would be good to one defender you could always play in my opinion... and pens make him a very attractive option.

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    1. Demí
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      I will Cheggers. Hoping his price is 7.5m as opposed to 8m though.

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      1. Tommytour
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        Very tempted for first 5 games but then has a run of mcy/LIV/che/ful/MUN so could transfer him out again for that period!

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        1. Cheggers
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          14 years, 9 months ago

          This is the thing with Baines though.. he could easily get an assist/score a fk/score a pen in any of those games.

          Hes basically fixture proof but at the same time, even at home to Swansea or Norwich I wouldn't captain him.

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          1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
            • 15 Years
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            I captained him twice last season; got me 16 pts each time iirc. That's about as ballsy as I'll get when it comes to (c) though.

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  7. Morrissey1986
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    Jill Scott take a bow what a goal.

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    1. Sasquatch
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      Nice goal. Please tell me her nickname is Heron?

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      1. Shakey
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        haha

        interesting Gil Scott-Heron fact: His dad was the first black man to play footballer to play for Celtic.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          😯 Have you been drinking? 😉

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  8. Demí
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    Dernbach.

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    1. TommyK
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      Is.

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      1. Demí
        • 15 Years
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        The.

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        1. Cheggers
          • 16 Years
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          Worst

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        2. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
          • 16 Years
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          South African ringer that England have snapped up to make them a more respectable cricket side.

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  9. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
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    So which England captain did not win their series against Sri Lanka this year???

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    1. Demí
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      Broad 😀

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      1. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
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        Bang on.

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  10. Screaming Midget
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    Evening chaps.

    It's more likely that Monday will be the day.

    I'm still owed 50 sheets from last season's mini-league win. I think there's more chance of me doing each of the Saturdays than him paying me.

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  11. Keep Calm and Sessegnon
    • 16 Years
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    Only got about half of my expected winnings.

    "What, we weren't betting that much on it."

    Time to ring in the debt collectors 😉

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    1. Screaming Midget
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      If you're replying to mine, all he kept saying was...

      "How can you be so far ahead when your team is bonk?"

      🙂

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  12. RASPUTIN - the foking bom t…
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    Possible cheapies going to bigger teams after monday start...

    Nzog / villa
    given/ villa
    taarabt/ ?

    Also think beckford could score well early

    Chico after gw 7

    torres/ never in my life

    essien/ door stop

    Adam/ feed lard and be rubbish

    Walcott / pos gem

    cahill/ him or beckford

    de gea/ if is 6 could go down in price with hard set of games . Then buy at 5,7at gw10 and boooom

    barcari gold/ yes my fellow bread bin

    spliff... But of course

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      14 years, 9 months ago

      You have been drinking. 😉

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      1. Gnu
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        • 16 Years
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        Always on the lookout for a potential new customer, eh young Merry?

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          Without fail. Thank you for the "young" ... 😀

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      2. RASPUTIN - the foking bom t…
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        Mmw.. Mmwassively on the ball ; )

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          Hehe - buck up RAS, the night is but young ... 😀

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    2. The Holy One
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      Would rather have Nzogbia and Taarabt at their current clubs.

      If they price Given as a City GK and he transfer to Villa he's surely a must have. Might even be 5.0 at City, but most likely 5.5

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    3. Abstruse
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      14 years, 9 months ago

      Taraabt to Marseille I should think.

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  13. Dan
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    14 years, 9 months ago

    I very much doubt FPL will be starting up again on Monday. If Mark doesn't know anything then surely it isn't going to be for a little while more yet. Surely they would have told him by now....

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    1. Demí
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      How many days before the opening date did he tell us last season, if you remember?

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Sorry about your bet ... ðŸ™

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        1. RASPUTIN - the foking bom t…
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          Anyone one care to guess Adam average distance covered per game last season?

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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            3 yards? 🙂

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            1. RASPUTIN - the foking bom t…
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              2.4 miles.... that really is bad.. He relied on other players doing his running for him and come the end set of games he wonders why they were all too knackered to run into space

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                An appalling player - I can't imagine why he has gone to Liverpool ... ðŸ™

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          2. McEwan
            • 16 Years
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            9,443cm

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  14. Screaming Midget
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    14 years, 9 months ago

    Not seen this mentioned yet, but I've been visiting the forum every now and then, but...

    If you have 3 players from the same team, come Monday (or whenever FPL decide) and another player that you have, moves to that team, it might actually work out well for you to have 4 from that same team - even if it is only a short while until you transfer 1 of them out.

    Can you think of this scenario being worth it?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Villa - see above.

      Choose Bent, Albrighton and Insomnia if he doesn't go to Newcastle.
      Choose Given from Citeh ...

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      1. Morrissey1986
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        How much will Given start at?

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
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          5.0 with a lot of luck, 5.5 more like ...

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    2. RASPUTIN - the foking bom t…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      No idea but good point .. They would get lambasted if they swapped it night before and take say nzog out of villa and he has a stormer

      bong?.... Really I am to kind to myself

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  15. Cash'nBurn
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Would it be too harsh to say the England Women's keeper dived after the ball hit the back of the net for France's equalizer?

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    1. Screaming Midget
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      I know Rachel Brown who I thought would have started, but I guess she's now number 2, with the injuries she's had.

      Plus... she's shit :-p

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  16. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
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    Blimey. Hope Powell - what have you done ... ðŸ™

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    1. Screaming Midget
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      One of my mates said... "this is absolute gash!"

      I told him, "I know... can't stop watching it!"

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Hehe! 😀 In the last match, they played quite well - why did she change it? ðŸ˜

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  17. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    how come they just showed 22 lesbians chasing a ball?
    JOKE!

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  18. Jafalad
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Er, thanks for all those suggestions in the Norwich defence earlier on (zero) 😉

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    1. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Says a lot about the Norwich defence, doesn't it?

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      1. Bubbles
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        I was just having a look at some season bets, and Norwich to finish bottom at 11/4 seems great to me. I really fancy them to be the whipping boys this year.

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        1. TheHazard
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          Swansea could be a shambles - Pratley and de Vries were important players and will be difficult to replace.

          Definitely strong contenders for a bad season - although not of Derby County proportions.

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          1. Dan
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            +1 on Swansea. De Vries was very important to them, they kept lots of clean sheets last season, especially at home. I also don't see the hype with Scott Sinclair, good Championship I'm sure but doubt he will be able to cut it in the Prem.

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            1. TheHazard
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 9 months ago

              Yeah - I'm not sure about Sinclair - I know there are high hopes for him around here but I'm just not convinced. I'd like to be wrong about Swansea, mind, especially with their home fixtures. Might be worth a punt for a cheap defender.

              De Vries was important for them with the ball, too, becuase of his distribution. Really think he'll be a big loss.

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              1. Tommytour
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 9 months ago

                City player captain GW1?

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                1. TheHazard
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
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                  If Tevez is playing then yes.

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      But I suggested Gorkss(QPR)! 🙂

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      1. Jafalad
        • 16 Years
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        Hmmmmm... 👿

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          You may be twisted - but I am straight! 😉 Have you tasted Wairau Sauvignon yet? 😀

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          1. Jafalad
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            Bookmarked. Not told wifey yet as she came back with a truckload of savs and pnoirs yesterday 😕

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    1. Sasquatch
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Will be interesting to see how Fulham as a team do defensively under Jol. What was it... 13 or 14 clean sheets last season?

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      1. Tommytour
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Im thinking John Arne Riise!

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        1. Tommytour
          • 15 Years
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          Just looked at link above lol!

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          1. Sasquatch
            • 16 Years
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            😀

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    2. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      I think I'm right in thinking Riise recorded the largest sore in FPL in a single match back when he was at Liverpool, getting 2 goals and 2 assists when playing oop.

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  19. J0E
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    final frontpage of the NOTW just been put up on twitter for those interested. http://ow.ly/i/e6QP

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    1. Holy See
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Good f'kin riddance.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Why, Holy See - an Humanist Atheist agrees with you ... 😀

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    2. Sasquatch
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Arrogant hyperbole, even in defeat. Good riddance.

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    3. Screaming Midget
      • 16 Years
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      They will let it calm down and then come out with a new name.

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  20. Screaming Midget
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    According to Alexandra Burke, women can do anything better than men even in broken heels.

    Well, I watched the England women's penalty shootout against France this evening, and I have to say, I disagree.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      • 16 Years
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      😆 You've put your finger on something here ... 😉

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      1. Sasquatch
        • 16 Years
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        At the risk of sounding terribly sexist, women goalkeepers are sh1t.

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        1. Screaming Midget
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          You're not sounding sexist.. you're sounding absolutely bloody spot on!

          Watching woman's football reminds me of when I was trying to learn the controls on Pro Evo soccer for the very first time.

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          1. Abstruse
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 9 months ago

            This is funny sh*t: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ienZj9onV0Q

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  21. J0E
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    • 16 Years
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    I’d have liked to have seen ‘Sorry’ in big letters…with pictures of Milly Dowler, the victims of the animals they outed under the pretence of Sarah’s law, servicemen’s families… even Prescott, Andy Gray and others deserve an apology as well.

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    1. Sasquatch
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      +infinity

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    2. In Like Flynn.
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      Perhaps something for the paediatrician who was attacked in Portsmouth,because their readers were too stupid to know. ðŸ™

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      1. In Like Flynn.
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        Reply fail to Jonty, sorry.

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      2. Portsmouth Bubblejet
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        That incident happened in Newport, not Portsmouth:

        http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2000/aug/30/childprotection.society

        As there were protests in the Paulsgrove district of Portsmouth at the time, two stories got conflated in the popular memory:

        http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/865633.stm

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        1. In Like Flynn.
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          Impressed PB! apologies. 🙂

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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            • 16 Years
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            Ooo - something's stirring in the Woodwork! What's wrong with this thread? Have we had a visit from Saruman?

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            1. BONZ
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              i think the thread has had a tipple two many!

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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                Lucky! I have had a grave insufficiency! 😡

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                1. Get up ya bum
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                  LOL saruman?

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            2. In Like Flynn.
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              Who knows MMW? Can't cope, off to bed. Hopefully better tomorrow.The site, not me. 😛

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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                • 16 Years
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                I might join you - not in your actual bed, you understand ... 😉

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    3. In Like Flynn.
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      OK I see now. 😕

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  22. Sasquatch
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    Oooh Fulham have signed some Hungarian dude as back-up keeper, saying they'll now let Stockdale out on loan somewhere. One to watch!

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      • 16 Years
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      Swansea? Or is that foreign bloke already in ... ?

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      1. Sasquatch
        • 16 Years
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        Yeah, confirmed deal afaik. Guy from Benfica whose name I can't spell! WBA still need a keeper?

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        1. Abstruse
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          Do they still have Myhil?

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          1. Sasquatch
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            Yeah, though have seen them linked with Foster too.

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            1. Abstruse
              • 15 Years
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              And Green.

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  23. Demí
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    Brazil 1-2 Paraguay right now in the copa america

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
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      GO ROCKY!

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    2. McEwan
      • 16 Years
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      That paraguay model that said she would pose naked if they won the world cup said the samething if they win the copa! C'Mon!

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      1. Lucas Leiva
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Attention seeker...

        She stripped nude last year, and Paraguay went out in the quarter finals.

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    3. BONZ
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Brazil are fecking terrible, I know few players missing (kaka, Maicon) but these lot are really pisz poor!!

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      1. Demí
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        Dani Alvez is having a shocker at RB

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      2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        2-2

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  24. Demí
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Marcelo Estigarribia. Remember the name

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  25. HST
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Fifa clubs anyone?

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  26. mvtaylor
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    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Germany going out of the the World Cup also as it stands...

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    1. mvtaylor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      and gone so we play them next weekend in the 3rd place play off

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        eh?! I thought today was the 1/4 finals

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        1. mvtaylor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          Oops 😡

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        2. Portsmouth Bubblejet
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          Yes, this was the quarter-finals. The German press are now either going to go ballistic at coach Silvia Neid or (more likely) ignore the rest of the competition, having hyped this up for months as an easy tournament victory for the home team. Would you believe that the German women's World Cup motto was: "Third place is only for men"?

          And now to answer all the e-mails and texts sent to me earlier this evening by German colleagues who were crowing about England and penalty shoot-outs...

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Nice grav pal! Went to see the main man a few weeks ago in Perth (Scotland that is, not Oz). Incredible as per usual, though I was a bit too pissed to make the most of it!

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  28. Oliver Reed
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    The Hoff is following me on Twitter, get in!!

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    1. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      You might as well cryo-freeze yourself now- your life will literally not get any better.... 😉

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    2. In Like Flynn.
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Yeah? The busty babes were just a cover Ollie.watch your back. 😉

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    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      The unfortunate incident with the bar of soap ... 😀

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