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22 March 2012 480 comments
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As the games count down to the 10 yellow card amnesty due on Easter Sunday, the eagle-eyed amongst you will have noticed Stoke captain Ryan Shawcross sneak barely heralded onto our Suspension Tightrope thanks to a yellow card in the FA Cup defeat to Liverpool at the weekend. He therefore joins Arsenal centre-back Laurent Koscielny on nine yellows for the season and their attempts to navigate the next three games without further indiscretion will be closely monitored around these parts.

Both players were in action in the Wednesday night end to Gameweek 29, Koscielny in the win over Everton and Shawcross for the point gained at Spurs, but both emerged unsullied to fight another day. Their next games home against Villa (Arsenal) and Man City (Stoke), with referees Dowd (average 4 yellow cards per game) and Webb (3 per game) in charge, will therefore be watched with greater interest.

Skipping the nervous wait for suspension in the Gameweek 29 schedule was Wolves defender Ronald Zubar, whose two needless yellow cards in the hosting of Manchester United certainly contributed to the mauling that ensued. Already 1-0 down through Jonny Evans’ first goal in United colours, Zubar brought down first Wayne Rooney and then Danny Welbeck less than 12 minutes later to make a difficult task virtually impossible for struggling manager Terry Connor. Zubar will now sit out the Gameweek 30 clash at Norwich while his manager attempts to rally the troops.

GAMEWEEK 30 BANS

  • Ricardo Fuller (STO) – 1 Red for violent conduct (last of 3 matches)
  • Lee Cattermole (SUN) – 1 Red for foul and abusive language and 10 Yellows (last of 4 matches)
  • Nathan Dyer (SWA) – 1 Red for serious foul play (last of 3 matches)
  • Ronald Zubar (WOL) – 1 Red for 2 Yellows (1 match)

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  1. jamie20
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    69 points this week! Jevans and siggy save the day 🙂

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  2. Mattymo23
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Just realised that nobody's getting koscielny cause he's a game away from suspension.

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    1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      We're not getting him because Sagna and Verm are much better options....

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  3. Tyler the Pritts
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Who The F*ck is Carlos Tevez?! haha

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    1. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      New to football?

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      1. Tyler the Pritts
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        nope twas a joke

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        1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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          13 years, 8 months ago

          I don't get it.

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          1. Tyler the Pritts
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 8 months ago

            me either

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  4. Davido989
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    The Parmtree; good luck in your biology exam dude 🙂

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    1. Parm
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      • 13 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Ah thanks 🙂

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  5. Donnie Chen
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    Any team without Vermaelen in it is missing the golf bag equivalent of a pitching wedge.

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    1. Indalo
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      I find a 9 iron can be just as handy around the green for me anyway 😉

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      1. Donnie Chen
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Ah, Kompany.

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      2. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        And for tricky pitching shots there is either a sand wedge or a lob wedge

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      3. potatoace
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        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        bump and run it with a 7. better accuracy.

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    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Who is the equivalent of the putter?

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      1. Bad Pen
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Bendtner! Can only do close range tap in, and even manages to fluff those at times.

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      2. Tyler the Pritts
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Vorm

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        1. Woy of the Wovers
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          Not a bad call there. Does this mean that I left my putter at home for GW26?

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          1. Tyler the Pritts
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 8 months ago

            just have to play it to the pin with Upson that week

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        2. Donnie Chen
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          13 years, 8 months ago

          RVP = biggest driver in the bag

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  6. Indalo
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    Haha bit off topic here but I have to have my Leaving Cert option choices in by Monday and I can't decide what subjects to do. I'm doing Spanish and Economics but can't pick the other two because I have no idea what I want to do with my life. Anyone on here that's already gone through school and college have and advice for me? 🙂

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    1. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      P.E.

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      1. Indalo
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        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        not an option 🙁

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    2. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Become a billionaire like me.

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      1. Davido989
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        13 years, 8 months ago

        Billionaires are from the are other side of Manchester 😉

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        1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          Rich men are from Norway, etc me. 😀

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          1. Davido989
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 8 months ago

            Nobody is richer than an Arab 😉

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    3. Donnie Chen
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      Find your passion by trying 10-20 different things (properly), then devote your life to it. Find the thing you love.

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      1. Locarno
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        13 years, 8 months ago

        I'm not sure Sex With Ukrainian Hookers is an option either.

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        1. Donnie Chen
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          13 years, 8 months ago

          I prefer Latvian

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          1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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            13 years, 8 months ago

            One of each, no need to double up.

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            1. Donnie Chen
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              13 years, 8 months ago

              +2

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    4. Alan The Llama
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      What are the options? Run a poll...I'm sure everyone on here will take it really serious.

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      1. Davido989
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        +1

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    5. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Is that like A-Levels?

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      1. Indalo
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        13 years, 8 months ago

        yeah I think so, the last exams you do before you start college/university

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          Just do the ones you like best / are best at. Unless you want to do something like medicine or engineering, doesn't really matter what subjects you take. That carries through to Uni as well, just do what you're best at and enjoy.

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          1. 1966 was a great year for E…
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 8 months ago

            But not something wishy-washy like media studies 😉

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          2. Indalo
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            • 14 Years
            13 years, 8 months ago

            thanks for advice, appreciated 🙂

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          3. Davido989
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            13 years, 8 months ago

            Ay ay, I do Media Studies. 😛

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            1. 1966 was a great year for E…
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 8 months ago

              I don't make the rules 😉

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    6. Beary
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      Engineering is handy enough. Exam is easy and you spend most of the year making the project. Physics is alright if you don't mind the maths. Hope that helps 😉

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      1. Indalo
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        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        physics was actually one I was considering, thanks 🙂

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        1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          Don't worry about what you want to do for a job. No ones knows what they want to do for a job at 17. Instead look at some uni prospectuses and decide what kind of course you want to go for.

          Obviously consider where its going to lead, but there are far far more jobs out there than your career's advisor can ever tell you about. As long as you do something you enjoy at uni, you do well and and it isn't completely useless, you'll find a job that suits you at the end of it.

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          1. Indalo
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            • 14 Years
            13 years, 8 months ago

            thanks 🙂

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    7. Parm
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      • 13 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Any chance of becoming a pornographer ❓

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      1. Indalo
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        13 years, 8 months ago

        I think that may just be out of the question 😉

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  7. shirtless
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    57 and 1 solitary bonus! 🙂

    Considering outing Silva next week but want to keep a City player... Thinking Aguero plus 5.7 mid, or maybe Valencia plus swap Sess or Sinclair to YaYa...? Could even do Silva and Pog to Valencia and Balotelli but that's risky. But not so risky with Simpson and Naylor rotating first sub. Options options....

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  8. Bad Pen
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    To stick with Ba... or get a Yak. What do you all think of Yaks potential? I know the fixtures aren't completely wonderful, but some of them are golden.

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    1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      Drogba is the man to have- 😉

      After Spurs it is avl, WIG to come 😀

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    2. Woy of the Wovers
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      Personally, I think Ba is a lot more fixture proof than Yak. I prefer a reliable 3rd striker and try to rotate the midfield now for the run-in

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      1. Bad Pen
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        13 years, 8 months ago

        It's tough because he just hasn't done much of anything since he has come back and is an expensive 2 pointer. But I see where you're coming from, more thinking required!

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          +10000 cost me a McClean assist and victory in Europa this week

          My thoughts go back to Odem. 5 goals in 2 games, ok he did nothing the 2 weeks after but that was Chelsea and United. He could be a decent shout.

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          1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
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            13 years, 8 months ago

            I was going to get Drog, but last night has put me off. He'll priobably be straight back in at the weekend, bu with the number of fixtures they have I'm worried about longer term rotation.

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  9. gledy
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    Guys, which is the best midfielder priced up to 5.4m and usable in gw30? I have looked this over and over and can't see past Miyaichi here, with WBA mids as the only alternatives (but I cant see them doing much against nufc).

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    1. GreenWindmill
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      Siggy?

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      1. gledy
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        13 years, 8 months ago

        Sorry, I should say, Siggy is obviously a season keeper for me since his arrival to EPL and I also have Sess, so I don't fancy McClean either!

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    2. Andrew
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Siggy

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    3. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      Surman

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      1. gledy
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        13 years, 8 months ago

        Naah, even more of rotation risk than Miyaichi 🙁

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  10. Killitzer
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    Had a terrible week. Bought enrique and young and had holt as first sub with siggy, Simpson and vorm warming the bench!

    It's time to bench Ba and Silva and thinking of bringing in Rooney and sess but not convinced Sunderland can do anything at the moment!

    Team at the moment is:

    Vorm, mign

    Clichy, enrique, Simpson, j Evans, BAE

    Silva, Bale, dempsey, young, siggy

    Rvp, Ba, holt

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  11. Parm
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    • 13 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Which 2 to play this week Poll ❗

    A) Dempsey- MU(A)

    B) Ben Arfa- WBA(A)

    C) Caulker- EVE(H)

    D) Turner- QPR(H)

    Rest of the Team

    Vorm
    Evans • Enrique
    Tony V • Silva • Sigurdsson
    RVP • Rooney • Yakubu

    Currently on Caulker & Turner with 4 at the back.

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Stick with what you have IMO. If you have to change it, only Barfa in for Turner, but I think I'd hold.

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      1. Parm
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        • 13 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        I'm thinking another Ben Arfa 3/2 pointer, so I might just play 4 at the back and pray for more cleanies ❗

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  12. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Good to see auto-subs finally done

    Now to sort out my mess of a team

    Mingolet

    Evans, Skrtel, Caulker

    Young, Bale, McClean, Stardust

    Ba, RvP, Rooney (c)

    Schwarzer, Taiwo, Santon, Dempsey

    1 FT 1.7 in bank. Thinking I might save it this week and see if any 3rd striker option decides to pop his head above the parapet this week and stake his claim.

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    1. Donnie Chen
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Hoilett....

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Yak still a better option IMO.

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    2. Bad Pen
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      I've been pondering third striker options too and have somehow found myself settling on Yak. I think it's going to be one extreme or the other - ultra cheapie or super expensive. No mid rangers are looking valid options to me really.

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Yak is frustrating to own, I've been there. Am tempted by him, but my rival has him in. If Ba can get firing again he'll be an incredible differential, but I'm starting to think 3 big strikers, 2/3 big mids and 1 big defender (maybe Verm over Skrtel) is the way to go

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      2. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        If only my boy Hugo can get fit. Moses needs someone to convert the chances he creates.

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        1. Bad Pen
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          Ha yeah, a bit like the Sunderland situation that - gone a bit blunt without Sess.

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    3. Parm
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      • 13 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Yak IMO, and Taiwo needs shipping TBH.

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      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Now you mention it, Santon also needs a nudge out the door

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      2. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        he's on the bench this week anyway, don't see the point of shipping him this week. Can wait until next week when I have 2 FTs and can maybe free up some cash to get ShawX

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    4. Woy of the Wovers
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      I think I am doing the same.

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  13. Mattymo23
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Meant to revise for standard grades but can't get off this website.

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  14. Zola
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    Sorry this got lost at bottom of last page.

    My team is:

    Krul, Mignolet

    Skrtel, Enrique, Evans, Simpson, Kelly

    Silva, Bale, Valencia, Sessegnon, Sigurdsson

    RVP, Rooney, Ba

    2.4 in bank.

    Already used one of two FT to bring in Valencia. Do you guys think it sounds good to do Skrtel – Vermaelen, then will do Ba – Adebayor the following week? Alternatively could lose one of Ba/Silva for this GW and double up on Liverpool defence for WIG.

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Yeah, if you have double Pool getting Verm in looks good. I'd hold off on Ade, still injured, Spurs out of form and Swansea at home is no longer the glorious looking fixture it was a few weeks back. I'd hold till GW33 or even 34 to get Ade.

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  15. Fernando Torres
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Is Silva not worth having anymore?

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  16. adziom
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Thanks for feedback on last post everyone.

    How about GJohnson & Moses > Evans & Valencia (-4)

    Leaving me with a team this week of

    Vorm (EVE)
    Evans (FUL), McAuley (NEW), Bardsley (QPR)
    Bale (che), McClean (QPR), Silva (sto), Valencia (FUL)
    RVP (AVL), Rooney (FUL), Pogrebnyak (mun)

    Subs: Krul (wba), Dempsey (mun), Heitinga (swa), Senderos (mun)

    Don't think it matters who I play out of Pog, Demps, Heits. All guaranteed 1-2 points unfortunately.

    Thanks

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  17. rishabhmukesh
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    whom do u think i shld have?
    a) ba and suarez(currently present)
    b)ba and rvp
    c)suarez and RVP

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    1. HappyAnkit
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      C

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  18. Locarno
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    I've scored a lot worse than 56 points before, but with Siggy on the bench, Huth's assist removed and Drenthe's perfectly good goal disallowed, I can't remember a more disappointing week...

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    1. Woy of the Wovers
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      Look on the bright side. Yakubu got you 18 pts!!

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    2. udit
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Last week when Charlton lost 2-4 at home?

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  19. Davido989
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    So what gameweek ranking would 43 points roughly be? 300,000 ?

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    1. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Closer to a million.

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  20. Fratboy
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    Just got this email from FPL:

    Hi there

    Bonus points have already been distributed.
    Some automatic substitutions are still due to take place. They will be processed by the end of the day. Upon their completion the league tables will be corrected.
    Apologies for the inconvenience.

    Regards

    Fantasy Support

    Bit late but at least they cared enough to send it 🙂

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    1. Bad Pen
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Haha shame they didn't see fit to give you a Wildcard for your troubles 😛

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      1. Fratboy
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        I know right?? I deserved a separate email or at least a Hi Robin! 🙄

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        1. udit
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          a hello O great master would be nice

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    2. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      It's something called a group message 😉

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    3. HappyAnkit
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      What about your extra WC?

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    4. udit
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      End of the day? Disappointing, plus they forgot to add comma's after Hi there and Regards

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      1. Locarno
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        But you threw in an extra apostrophe to make up for it. 🙂

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        1. udit
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          That' is correct' . '

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      2. Fratboy
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        You're actually not supposed to add a comma like that in emails 😉

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        1. udit
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          13 years, 8 months ago

          http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35j6j4/ 😛

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  21. HappyAnkit
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    Who Should I get into my team this Gw?
    Rooney, Valencia, Mignolet/Begovic or Sigurdsson??
    Have 1 FT & 5.6m in bank

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    1. udit
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      Exams?

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      1. HappyAnkit
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        Over Today.

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        1. King James
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          ISC?

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          1. HappyAnkit
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 8 months ago

            Class 11th exams

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        2. udit
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 8 months ago

          Well done! 🙂 How does it feel to be in class 12? Unless you failed... 😛

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          1. HappyAnkit
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 8 months ago

            Failed? 😕

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            1. King James
              • 13 Years
              13 years, 8 months ago

              4 more days for me. Then Goa! *I probably shouldn't be here*

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              1. HappyAnkit
                • 14 Years
                13 years, 8 months ago

                Which class are you in??

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  22. King James
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    OK Guys now if you'll had an unlimited amount to spend on your team what would it be?
    (Not saying my uncle runs FPL and wants to help me out, but just curious) 🙂

    Mine would be:-

    De Gea/Hart

    Evra/Vermaelen/Assou-Ekkoto/Skrtel/Kompany

    Bale/Mata/Dempsey/Valencia/Siggy

    Rooney/RVP/ Adebayor?

    Note: Even with an unlimited bank, the third-striker-conundrum still persists.

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    1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Your team is just the team I would want. Except
      BAE>Terry
      Ade>Aguero

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    2. Locarno
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      I'd squeeze Baines and Lampard in there.

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      1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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        13 years, 8 months ago

        Ha, I posted my team before I'd seen your comment.

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    3. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      You've got 4 Utd.

      Hart Vorm
      Evans Vermaelen Baines Kompany BAE
      Bale Lampard Valencia Walcott Siggy
      RVP Rooney Aguero

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      1. King James
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 8 months ago

        I'd go with your team then, cause I'd have to rotate Mata/Dempsey for each of their respective home games and Aguero for when he plays away. Which means when I need to bench Aguero I won't have that trusted 5th midfielder to call back on.

        Anyhow, cheers.

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  23. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    NEW POST

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    1. King James
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 8 months ago

      Indeed it is.

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  24. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 8 months ago

    Is anyone still in the cup? I've managed to fluke it so far, but what is the point of the FPL cup? What does the winner of the cup get? Good luck of the rest of the day? An enormous sense of accomplishment? A gold bar?

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