[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
28 April 2012 1254 comments
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It was a close call in the Captain Poll heading into this Gameweek. With Everton and Newcastle handed a pair of fixtures apiece, Nikica Jelavic and Papiss Cisse were virtually neck and neck in light of their recent respective form – both received 26% of the votes cast, with the latter just edging it by a total of 36. After today’s results, however, the Croatian’s owners are the ones with plenty to smile about so far.

Many a Fantasy forward line had been chopped up and re-assembled prior to this morning’s deadline – Robin Van Persie was shipped out by 85,000 owners, while more than 32,000 got rid of Wayne Rooney. It was little wonder – Cisse had notched nine his his last six, while Jelavic had bagged a brace in each of his previous two; both offered the promise of substantial points hauls, with 90,000 and 150,000 Fantasy managers snapping up their services respectively.

While Wigan swiped the wheels off the Newcastle bandwagon this afternoon with a stunning 4-0 triumph, Jelavic racked up the points against travel-sick Fulham. Only six minutes were on the clock before he grabbed his first – powering a penalty past Mark Schwarzer in the opposition goal. A second was added prior to half-time, as he swept home a Steven Pienaar pass to take his tally to eight in seven starts since joining in January.

With Pienaar running riot, providing three assists in a superb 83 minute showing, the Toffees scored four goals for the third successive game – the first time they have done so since 1964. The boost afforded to Everton’s attacking credentials since the introduction of both Pienaar and Jelavic makes David Moyes’ side an altogether different outfit from the one that struggled so badly for goals prior to their arrival – 29 goals in their first 28 Gameweeks has now been followed by 18 in the last six.

Everton now head off to Stoke on Tuesday and, with the Potters failing to return a clean sheet in their last eight, Jelavic’s owners will be licking their lips in anticipation of another goal or two. Cisse rolls up to the Bridge on Wednesday – with Chelsea conceding one goal in their three home games since Roberto Di Matteo took charge, the omens perhaps don’t look too good for those who handed him the armband.

This evening’s game at Carrow Road has already shown there will be a few more surprises before the Gameweek is out. Luis Suarez received a mere 121 votes in the Captain Poll this week but grabbed his highest points haul of the campaign against the Canaries – the Uruguayan bagged a sensational hat-trick and still has Fulham at Anfield on Tuesday.

Newcastle’s hammering also affords Tottenham a lifeline in their race for fourth – a win against Blackburn tomorrow would see Harry Redknapp’s side climb above the Magpies. Those who handed Emmanuel Adebayor, Gareth Bale or Rafael Van der Vaart the armband may have extra cause for optimism, then, and hope that they can – like Suarez – can follow the Jelavic road.*

*Pun courtesy of Andy Goddard.

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  1. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Got Fellaini in instead of Pienaar - atleast not a complete fail....(Till now)

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    1. Aditya K
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      Ouch mate..i made Pienaar as my capt :p

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      1. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Nice... Hoping Fellaini outweighs Pienaar by the end of DGW

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        1. Aditya K
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          13 years, 11 months ago

          Let's see !! i am having a great gw though...100 + looking ;ilkely

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  2. Phantom Raspberry Blower
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    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    "Follow the Jelavic Road"

    BEST FANTASY FOOTBALL PUN EVER!!!

    Can't be beat!

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    1. Low-Life
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      *cringe*

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      1. Epic Fail
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        13 years, 11 months ago

        😀

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    2. Efan Ekoku Pops
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      Haha, I love it. Though I said "Goodbye Jelavic Road" and captained Cisse this week...gutted! 🙁

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  3. FORCA INTER
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    it's time for Jelavic 1st hattrick in premier league??against stoke

    would be nice 🙂

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    1. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      My VC...:(

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    2. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Away at Stoke:

      Thats as improbable as Heskey dribbling 2 players

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      1. Sarnab
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        13 years, 11 months ago

        rofl

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      2. Epic Fail
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        13 years, 11 months ago

        lol makes it even funnier without the missing "past". 😀

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      3. FORCA INTER
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        13 years, 11 months ago

        haha,we will see 😀

        nobody fancied hit to score against UTD but he did deliver 2 goals

        everything is possible

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        1. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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          13 years, 11 months ago

          +1

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  4. exammy
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Of course the highest scoring player I bring in on my wc is victor bloody moses, on my bench of course haha. Oh well went pretty well so far, hope vdv(C) does the business

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    1. Epic Fail
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      I hope my captain does the business, and all my other players too.

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  5. Messi & fabregas
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    any chance for huth bonus?

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    1. Epic Fail
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      No.

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    2. Djerbil
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      Yes theres a chance: Next match against Everton

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  6. FORCA INTER
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    tomorrow game will be massive

    not only for title,for fanatsy as well

    if city beat UTD every team should have Aguero,Rooney,Valencia,Silva till the end of the season

    it will be all abot goals

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    1. udit
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      Even when you're correct you sound a tad foolish

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      1. FORCA INTER
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        why?cause my english sucks 🙁 ?

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        1. udit
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          Hmm.. difficult to pinpoint one reason

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    2. Epic Fail
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      Silva's still not getting in my team. The others maybe.

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  7. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Any chance of taking ML lead?

    Me - Cech, Terry, Hibbert, Walker, Fellaini, VDV, Jelly

    Him - Jagielka, Valencia, Rooney, RVP + 20pts

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  8. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Looks like I've picked the wrong captain yet,,! Went for bale and now regretting it

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  9. Valar(Keith)
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    damn.. chose VDV(-4) over Pienaar(0) ... oh well

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    1. The Gambler.
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      eh?

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  10. Paul
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    oh my god traffic is really low out here today...i guess ppl were so engrossed bout this whole dgw affair thy are jst plain exhausted...

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  11. Adnan Shah
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Many people advised against taking too many hits for DGW. But i took 12 point hit and don't have great score yet but had i not taken hits, i would have been in so much worse position. Got Pienaar, Jelavic, Bale & VDV for 12 point hit and it could end really well.

    Some of the comments here were really helpful especially in deciding to do one more transfer than actually planned i.e. Sess-->Pienaar.

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    1. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      'Cisse (C)' comments not been fruitful yet btw

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      1. Adnan Shah
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Actually some of the posts convinced me to take another 4 point hit and do Sess-->Pienaar by considering each hit for DGW player as -2 instead of -4. So i was quite confident that Pienaar will score atleast 3 more points than Sess. And i am happy that i didn't take hit for defenders.

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    2. Epic Fail
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      Nothing wrong with taking a shed load of hits. I just look at each hit individually and decide if it's worth it, rather than adding them all together and thinking it's too much. I'd do a 44 hit if all the transfers seemed worth it.

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      1. Adnan Shah
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        I use the same logic. And so far its going well.

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    3. J0E
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      I wish I'd taken one more now, but chuffed enough with my one hit of sess to pienaar. Also won £15 from a cheeky £2 on jelavic getting a brace. Cisse capt in fpl not great, but have vdv in metro.

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  12. Low-Life
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Just heard on 5Live, pitch inspection at WHL at 10.30. Water logged pitch.

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    1. Epic Fail
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      It'll be fine, but it might ruin the game somewhat if they're playing in puddles.

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    2. J0E
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      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Blimey. Could another double be on the cards?

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      1. Low-Life
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        13 years, 11 months ago

        Was only joking. Just trying to liven things up in here. Sorry! 😉

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        1. Epic Fail
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          13 years, 11 months ago

          Exciting stuff.

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          1. Low-Life
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            13 years, 11 months ago

            LOL. Nice deadpan there.

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    3. manu4life99
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      vdv hamstring injury odds just shortened

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  13. unoaime
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Had Pienaar in my WC team, took him out last night in order to get Valencia for next week and play Torres. Nice work. Eugh.

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  14. LewanGOALski
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    for last 2 GWs:

    PCisse for any forward up to 10.6 mln for 4 point hit?

    Do or not to do ? If yes, which forward for those last 2 games?

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    1. manu4life99
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      Not for a hit. I'm waiting to see if welbeck or yakubu look the best bet (sold Rooney, already own jelavic)

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  15. suarez 25
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    What. A game from Luis Suarez well done. And people. Said he wouldn't play

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    1. udit
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      🙄 People said he won't play against Fulham you dimwit numpty. And why have you put a . after What?

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      1. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
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        13 years, 11 months ago

        Upset?

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        1. udit
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          13 years, 11 months ago

          Annoyed at stupidity.

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    2. Syd.
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      They said he wouldnt play both games 🙄

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    3. Low-Life
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      Not sure he'll. Play against. Fulham though dick.

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  16. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Who will win

    A-

    Kompany
    bale x2 Dempsey
    Augero cisse(c)

    B-

    Bogdan
    Terry x 2
    Piennaar bale(c)
    Pog Rooney

    Thanks

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    1. udit
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      B imo.

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  17. Syd.
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    The POSTman has just called 😉

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    1. udit
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      But there was no one there.
      P.S You should have made a better FIRST comment than that. 😉

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      1. Syd.
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        13 years, 11 months ago

        :mrgreen:

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  18. suarez 25
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    UDITS UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING GET OVER YOURSELF BIATCH ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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    1. udit
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      Amusing.
      How Amusing.

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      1. suarez 25
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        13 years, 11 months ago

        To be honest my first post i was talking about my Ml leader saying he would not play any game I actually thought he' d play Norwich and not fuham as for full stops I'm on my phone accidents happen now leave me inpeace

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  19. sminkypinky
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Decided to captain Jelavic because Forca Inter made such convincing comments. Thank you!!

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  20. pongobanks
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    99 points from GW36 and still got all players to play again smokin ...............

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