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Next up in this week’s series of articles focusing on goal threat are the forwards. Having analysed the midfielders yesterday, we turn our attentions to the men up front. First, we take a look at the potential hinted at by our very own ICT Index before digging deeper into the Opta statistics, highlighting a variety of crucial attacking indicators from the top 20 forwards in terms of goal attempts over the first seven Gameweeks of the new season…


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  1. Valar(Keith)
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    13 years, 2 months ago

    no helmet camera? i feel cheated.. fail

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    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      yep that was the view i was tuning in for...disappointing

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        tbh with the amount of spinning around he was doing, it would've been pretty shit

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        1. Parm
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          True

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        2. Optimus.
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          true but that jump out of the capsule from his perspective would have been epic

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      2. 4vets
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        13 years, 2 months ago

        Saving it for the documentary?

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        1. Optimus.
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          yeah perhaps

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          1. 4vets
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 2 months ago

            There was mention of chest cams etc.

            Still. F--k me! What a buzz that must have been 🙂

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            1. Optimus.
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 2 months ago

              how can he even walk down a stairs now 😉

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      3. Somalion
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Just play the first minute of Halo ODST, it's essentially the same (and I have to say it's really quite well done.)

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    2. potatoace
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      he has two body suit cameras, they were not live feed though.
      you'll surely see them on the docu next month.

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  2. Home Run Baker
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    • 15 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    Evening all. 😎

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  3. RVP fc
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    Does everyone think sterling is going to continue starting and is he a better option than mcanuff?

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    1. Home Run Baker
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      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      I don't get it with Sterling. Regular starter - regular points dud.

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      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        I have him in and don't play him...just happy to watch his value rise for now..

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      2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        2 assists already for a 17 year old is pretty good...and he's definitely got a goal in him coming up!

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        1. Home Run Baker
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          That would be great if there were BPs for being 17

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          1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 2 months ago

            I'm not saying being 17 boosts his chances of points, I'm saying that's pretty good so far for his age and he can only get better.

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            1. Home Run Baker
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 2 months ago

              I may buy him next year.

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    2. Well you know, Triffic
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Yes he will keep starting.

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    3. daisybcfc
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Best option for under 5m

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      1. RVP fc
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        so sterling over mcanuff then

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        1. Home Run Baker
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          Not for me

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  4. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    7.7 million viewers, simultaneously on youtube.

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    1. heartsattack
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Was on tv as well. Will be interesting to see final viewing figures.

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  5. Sponge-worthy
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    what is this rvp incident? what happened?

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    1. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      He jumped from the edge of space...

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      1. Sponge-worthy
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        no, that was felix leiter..

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        1. 4vets
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          WHAT? That wasn't RVP? I'm selling.

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          1. Gr3g
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 2 months ago

            I would wait for some kind of prove as there was no face view till he has landed!

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      2. heartsattack
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        For his price it's the least his owners should expect.

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  6. 42 Rules
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    13 years, 2 months ago

    Michu > HBA after this game week ? The next 6-8 run fixtures for the Magpies looks reasonable and he should fire on at least 3-4 of these which gives a good return.

    Thanks for any replies!

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    1. Home Run Baker
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Why? Michu has been incredible.

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      That is currently my plan. Bar the United game he has delivered something in every home game, I can see that continuing. With his away fixtures he could deliver then as well.

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      1. 42 Rules
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Valid points, but I'm thinking a major number of owners will jump ship after this weekend, a la knee jerk, thus becomes a bit of liability value wise...no ?

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          yes, there is also every chance of a price fall when people see he has City next.

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    3. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      for a second i was thinking whos that wearing a bandana in your grav and then i remembered that was a footballing injury back in the day when men were men 😉

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    4. Well you know, Triffic
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Yes seems decent.

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  7. Screaming Midget
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    13 years, 2 months ago

    Genuine question - at what point do a lot of people generally stop playing the game and it becomes more fun with less knee-jerk activity?

    Can't be far off, surely! 🙂

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      I actually enjoy the new (as of last year) price change system.

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    2. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Last season there was a significant drop between profits made this international break and the next one

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      1. Screaming Midget
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Ah, so you're thinking round about now is the time a lot of people stop playing the game?

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    3. Screaming Midget
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      13 years, 2 months ago

      Yeah Herr, but there's too many lucky, clueless players. I prefer it when things settle down and the cream starts to rise to the top! 🙂

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      1. 4vets
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        13 years, 2 months ago

        I agree but we should be better than them anyway. That said, luck is still a BIG part of this game.

        Where can i buy some? 😉

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    4. Hazmat
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      I've never played beyond Christmas, if that helps.

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      1. heartsattack
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Why bother starting something you're not going to finish?

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        1. Hazmat
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          I don't know. I get bored of it I guess and I'm usually busy over Christmas so I forget to do it for a couple weeks and then I just give up.

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          1. heartsattack
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 2 months ago

            Fair enough.

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            1. Hazmat
              • 13 Years
              13 years, 2 months ago

              Hoping this time will be different though. I only found out about this site a couple weeks into this season. I mostly lurk but it still adds an extra dimension of competitiveness which keeps things interesting.

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              1. heartsattack
                • 14 Years
                13 years, 2 months ago

                Good luck.

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  8. Ninjaa
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    Hazard and fellani > cazorla and kightly? Any opinions on this move ?

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Fellaini to Kightly? Really, seems a strange on that, I'd rather have Walters

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    2. Screaming Midget
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Cazorla and Pienaar? Can you do that?

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      1. Ninjaa
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Already have pienaar pal

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        1. MikeyMitz
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          Have you considered Adam Johnson? Do you have Kevin Nolan?

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          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 2 months ago

            Johnson, Nolan?

            Are my ears burning? 😛

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    3. jimski
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Or Morrison, though a bad fixture this week.

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  9. Malgani
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    I'm a bit confused as to how come Suarez seems to be rated so highly in so many FFS articles lately, yet has taken such a sharp fall in the 'Watchlist'??

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    1. Screaming Midget
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Probably because he's in the Author's team.

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    2. MikeyMitz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      He always gets into dangerous areas and has good stats in that regard- but his finishing rate varies drastically, which is very frustrating for fantasy managers

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    3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Just ignore the watchlist, it means very little at the end of the day. It's just a list of the most favourable players to buy...but you should know this stuff anyway if you pay any attention to football.

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      1. Screaming Midget
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Looking at your history, you might want to take note. They're good for beginners 😉

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        1. Home Run Baker
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          😆

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        2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          Looking at your history...oh wait I can't...

          Therefore you are a muppet of the highest order.

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          1. Home Run Baker
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 2 months ago

            Would have been much cooler not to reply.

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            1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
              • 13 Years
              13 years, 2 months ago

              How so? He's said this before and isn't getting any funnier

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              1. Home Run Baker
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 15 Years
                13 years, 2 months ago

                And again 😆

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        3. Damo.
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          Class

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    4. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Fixtures going forward not good beyond this game, team not really clicking, a lot of missed chances. Beside that he is great.

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  10. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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    13 years, 2 months ago

    just finished watching the jump... that was unbelievable, heart in mouth stuff, was spinning like crazy at one point

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    1. Sponge-worthy
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      it's obvious that guy is not playing fpl, this game is just too exciting for him..

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      1. Live4pool
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        he actually is playing it (but american football - fantasy football)
        had a chat with him one day - no joke

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    2. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Indeed... had the family huddled round the computer.

      Just imagine what the previous record holder felt doing that 50 years ago... it puts it into perspective.

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        yeah that was a nice touch him talking him through it.... he still kept his freefall record...

        I have jumped 13.5 thousand feet and can't imagine being almost ten times higher... unbelievable

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        1. Sponge-worthy
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          i've jumped 10 meters to the pool and i was so scared..

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          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 2 months ago

            😀

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            1. Sponge-worthy
              • 13 Years
              13 years, 2 months ago

              ..so don't be ashamed.. your jump was just fine... =)

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    3. Midtable
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      best red bull advertising campaign, ever.

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      1. Live4pool
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        but was it worth 50 mil.? 😀

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  11. Reckoner
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    Has anyone got a good idea of how to get some Man U cover in when their fixtures becoming amazing?

    I'm sort of hoping that one of their midfielders gets their act together (and that this midfielder is not an OOP Roonpig).

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    1. Kostja
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Valencia will probably play the most minutes IMO

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    2. Screaming Midget
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      I currently have RVP and think I'm best keeping for now. He looks the most likely to keep his place and score big points.

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    3. Sponge-worthy
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      defender maybe.. that's all i have.. i'd like one player more but don't know what to do either..

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    4. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Keep an eye on Valencia

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    5. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Beyond RVP Kagawa is clearly the answer. He might be getting subbed off at 60/70 mins in games but he will score the most goals of a Man Utd midfielder this season imo.

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      1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        This is true in my opinion

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        1. alsybach
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          jesus.....you is always on this shit brah!

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    6. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      I'd look at keeping an eye on Ashley Youngs return...It should (?) coincide witha really nice run of games for United from week 11 throught to week 15 (inc)...by which time Kagawa will be given his bus fare home with a bit of luck...

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  12. Zep
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    Wow, just wow...

    How long do I have to wait now until the final 8 BB episodes are on?

    Damn mid-season intervals, worse than International Breaks... 😕

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    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      summer 2013

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      1. Zep
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Some sources are saying January...

        Please let that be true...

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    2. tangtastic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Big Brother is for chavs 😉

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      1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Although mid season break where they turn all power off and stop feeding them would be good!

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        1. Zep
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          Now I'd definitely watch that...

          In fact I would enter the competition 1000 times to win the prize to be the one to turn the switch and cameras off...

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    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Jesus wept, Zep!!! 😕

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      1. Zep
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Jesus Christ, Doos... 🙄

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    4. Corrigan
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      That reminds me.

      BB, Wire and Homeland £118 Amazon.

      I'm on ze verge of pulling ze trigger.

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      1. Zep
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Can't you just *cough* download it *cough* for free?

        Regardless, watching the Wire is the best decision you will make...

        B.B. is also very good... haven't seen Homeland yet...

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        1. Hazmat
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          Or the seafaring free option instead of Netflix.

          Homeland is good but nowhere near as good as Breaking Bad which is nowhere near as good as The Wire.

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          1. Zep
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 2 months ago

            Yes the Wire > Breaking Bad...

            Although in fairness, Breaking Bad is still nothing less that brilliant script writing...

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            1. Hazmat
              • 13 Years
              13 years, 2 months ago

              Indeed. The Wire is just that good and ruins other shows for you for a while after watching it.

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      2. Hazmat
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        That could get you nearly 20 months of Netflix.

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      3. Corrigan
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        okay, looks like I need a change of tack here

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    5. Sponge-worthy
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      i'd like a nice colonoscopy, rather than watch another episode of bb

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      1. Zep
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        I don't have that sort of expertise, I'm afraid...

        Perhaps consult your doctor on that one... 😉

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  13. GlasgowFF
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    Which two should I pick?

    HBA vs Sunderland away
    Pienaar v QPR away
    Sterling v Reading home

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    1. Midtable
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      pienaar

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      1. GlasgowFF
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        and? need two

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        1. Midtable
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          oops, HBA

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          1. GlasgowFF
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 2 months ago

            cheers

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  14. Salah’s Sonnet
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    Hiya guys, is aguero worth having from the start of next gameweek? will he be thrown in to the start of every game ya reckon?

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    1. GlasgowFF
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      rotation risk but not more so than Tevez.

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    2. MikeyMitz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      I'm steering clear of Man City strikers- you can get points in other places and not have to worry about rotation. Ba, Fletcher, Berba, Torres, RVP, Suarez, Podolski...

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    3. Sponge-worthy
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      i 'm afraid he'll start on the bench next gw

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    4. Salah’s Sonnet
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      cool cheers lads.

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  15. tangtastic
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    Who is the biggest diver?

    Felix Baumgartner

    or

    Luis Suarez?

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Suarez, if he'd done what Felix did, he have rolled over about 10 more times

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      1. A.D.D
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        who is felix - i have a FB comment about felix keeping my friend from eating their dinner

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  16. Chu Young Ping Pong
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    Felix Baumgartner ‏@FeIixBaumgartnr
    I hope Luis Suarez was watching. THAT is how you dive.

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  17. Gargamel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    Sweet reading for us Mirallas owners 8)

    Time to get on the bandwagon, bots and girls.

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Still happy with Jelly

      As Mirallas is cheaper, easy to downgrade if he looks like a majorly better option

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    2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Problem is Mirallas should be listed as a Midfielder...but he is doing very well so far.

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      1. Gargamel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Mirallas actually played as a forward for the second half against Wigan, when Fellaini dropped to CDM. They slaughtered them and he was involved in basically everything.

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    3. hillbillypete
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      no thanks

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      1. Gargamel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        NO THANKS?

        Very disappointing

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  18. SPorting
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    i suppose this has already been done but, what the hell.....

    http://i.imgur.com/8cirB.jpg

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      It hasn't, at least on here

      Well struck

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    2. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      😆

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    3. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      😆

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  19. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    Best option to play for the coming week guys, Sterling or Barfa?

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    1. kennethrhcp
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      i'm starting sterling over HBA this week, he'll prob come off my bench though with injuries

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  20. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    I am sorry. For once, I feel that this is a muddy article ... 🙁

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    1. SPorting
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      13 years, 2 months ago

      as in, it doesn't mention Ade enough?

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        That too. 🙂

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    2. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      I agree, the stats are pretty misleading up there, and prove nothing about the future.

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  21. shite_factor
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    Not on here much, but any advice would be appreciated.

    I bit the bullet and sold RVP so I could use funds elsewhere. Bought Tevez and Suarez, the latter set as captain for a one week punt.

    Will use next weeks FT for upgrading defence.

    My question to ye, if ye would be so kind, is Who to bench out of my mildfield? Bale would have the hardest fixture me thinks.

    Foster (Davis)

    Rafael, Demel, Cuellar (McAuley)

    Pienaar, Ben Arfa, Santi Cazorla, Yaya Toure, Bale

    Tevez, Suarez, Ba

    Thanks in advance guys

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    1. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      not on here much?

      it's the second time i've seen this exact same post today.

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      1. shite_factor
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Ya, I copied and pasted this again to see if I can get a few extra opinions. You know yourself.

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      your front 8 is too good, you will have this problem every week. Since you have Ba I'd sell Barfa and get in a cheap mid like Kebe, Puncheon, or, lord save me, Noble. You also appear to be missing a defender.

      If you are going in to this GW with that front 8 I'd bench Barfa.

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  22. dinamika
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    Top 5 scorers (forward) this season...your prediction and how many goal?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Fletcher 40
      RVP 30
      Jelavic 25
      Ba 20
      Torres 15

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      1. dinamika
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        I like something big!

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        1. Screaming Midget
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          So I hear

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      2. Derm
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Fletcher a joke?

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    2. Kostja
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Ba 25
      Aguero 22
      RVP 21
      Jelavic 19

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    3. Home Run Baker
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      RVP 20
      Tevez 18
      Jelavic 17
      Fletcher 17
      Ba 15

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    4. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Boselli 32

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    5. sy
      • 15 Years
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      Aguero 26
      RVP 25
      Jelly 22
      Suarez 20
      Torres 20

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    6. Hazmat
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Aguero 28
      RVP 21
      Torres 21
      Jelavic 20
      Rooney 18

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    7. Home Run Baker
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      All these predictions are screaming "drop RVP"

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      1. Scroobius Mac
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Really?
        In what way?

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    8. Scroobius Mac
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Aguero 28
      Rooney 24
      Jelavic 17
      Lambert 16
      Ba 16

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    9. FORCA INTER
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Suarez 27
      RVP 22
      Jelavic 22
      Torres 20
      Aguero 19

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  23. Doolittle
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    After proving himself to be the greatest diver of all time and adept at performing without an atmosphere, Liverpool Football Club have tabled a £50m bid to NASA for Felix Baumgartner.

    I'm here all week guys.

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      35m*

      Get your facts right... 😉

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      1. Home Run Baker
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Well have to discount your comments based on your track record of poor overall position.

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  24. Chu Young Ping Pong
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    How long will Fellaini be out?

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    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      He wants to get in for the X factor results..

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      1. Chu Young Ping Pong
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Your not funny.

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          Can you stop stealing my lines please

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          1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 2 months ago

            You spell you're correctly so it's not technically plagiarism

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            1. Ginkapo FPL
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 2 months ago

              Bugger I wanted the settlement money

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              1. alsybach
                • 16 Years
                13 years, 2 months ago

                you wanted money to bugger who....................?

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                1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  13 years, 2 months ago

                  Evening Al

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                  1. alsybach
                    • 16 Years
                    13 years, 2 months ago

                    you need to get off this mate you are becoming a permanent fixture like the rest of the bores........

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              2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                13 years, 2 months ago

                🙂

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                1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  13 years, 2 months ago

                  Just passing the time, Al

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        2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          Thank you for your feedback. Your opinion has been filed where it belongs

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          1. Chu Young Ping Pong
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 2 months ago

            You're not funny..

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            1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 2 months ago

              Genius response. And with such a high iq too

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            2. Zep
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 2 months ago

              Loving the completely subtle apostrophe inclusion... 😀

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              1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                13 years, 2 months ago

                It's nice to see people learning. Shows they are making an effort to improve themselves

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                1. Chu Young Ping Pong
                  • 13 Years
                  13 years, 2 months ago

                  YoUR annoying. Did yoUR know that?

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                  1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 14 Years
                    13 years, 2 months ago

                    THAT is the best you could come up with? Not exactly Oscar Wilde are you?

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                  2. Chu Young Ping Pong
                    • 13 Years
                    13 years, 2 months ago

                    Okay, shut up fugly.

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                  3. Chu Young Ping Pong
                    • 13 Years
                    13 years, 2 months ago

                    I won't answer you from now on.

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                  4. Malcolm Tucker for England …
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 14 Years
                    13 years, 2 months ago

                    😯

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                  5. alsybach
                    • 16 Years
                    13 years, 2 months ago

                    although he liked it up the dirt box too.......................

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                  6. Malcolm Tucker for England …
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 14 Years
                    13 years, 2 months ago

                    So glad someone was able to come up with that

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    2. Zep
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      The next couple of hours at least...

      Late night shopping on a Monday...

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      1. Chu Young Ping Pong
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Idiot.

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        1. Zep
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          I'm glad I annoy you... 😀

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        2. Crouch Potato!
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          You must stop talking to yourself!

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      2. Zep
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        It's Monday in Australia 🙁

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  25. Home Run Baker
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    I can't stand Tulisa

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    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      But you would at a push

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      1. Home Run Baker
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Wouldn't climb over her to get to you....

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        1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          This makes me happy!

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    2. Screaming Midget
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      I bet I could fit my leg up her.

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        I bet you you have no friends.

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        1. Screaming Midget
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          I do... and I have friends who have decent grammar.

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          1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 2 months ago

            Show me your personal record for making friends and I'll believe it.

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        2. Home Run Baker
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          And mouldy toes...

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  26. Smarty Pants
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    why didn't he jump from 40km or 50km?

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    1. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Cus he'd die?

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    2. Screaming Midget
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      He doesn't like even numbers.

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    3. Zep
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Because you touch yourself at night!!!

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    4. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Because the balloon couldnt go any higher.....

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      1. FORCA INTER
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        yep,it would exploded if he were going that high

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        1. Smarty Pants
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          could he have got a better balloon?

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    5. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      he shits himself at anything over 30km

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      1. Smarty Pants
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Well, that's weird, he jumped from 39,6km... So there must be a poo somewhere falling down on the Earth right now. Beware!

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        1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          Are we back on Suarez again?

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        2. alsybach
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          there is always poo falling to earth its called bat shit..............

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        3. the axolotl
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          it's coming down with a little red bull parachute

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    6. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Because Red Bull doesn't give you wings...contrary to reports.

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  27. Jonny
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    2 quickies:

    1) what is the fellaini injury latest?

    2) have aguero who i am happ with, worth swapping out lambert and/or RVP for jelly and/or suarez

    thanks

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    1. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Might miss one game , wait till Fri.
      No , verb and vp would be nice

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  28. Red-United
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    Anyone captaining Michu?... did it last week, but I think he has potential this week to explode.

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    1. Kostja
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Not a bad idea, but I wont do that.

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      1. Red-United
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        I think I will do it. I feel risky 😀

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    2. tangtastic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Do you get baps for spontaneous human combustion?

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        as long as you don't have many shots off target before combusting...yes.

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      2. Derm
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Laughed

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  29. Zep
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    Is it just me that notices this, or do our trolls extend each other the trolling courtesy of trolling at different times?

    Or, maybe it's just the same person with multiple accounts... I find it strange how I never seem to see them on at the same time...:???:

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    1. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Take no notice.

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      1. Zep
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        I think you're right... I should take no notice...

        I do tend to enable their behaviour...

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    2. tangtastic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      I do notice them.

      But not nearly enough to satisfy their pathetically childish need for constant attention.

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    3. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 2 months ago

      Bless them. It's just a lack of attention as a child. I blame the parents

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      1. Zep
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 2 months ago

        Of course, I can only take so much enjoyment at any given time, so maybe the sheer delight of having them all on a one time would be too overwhelming for me... 😉

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        1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 2 months ago

          😀

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  30. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 2 months ago

    for those interested redbull stratos press conference in a few minutes

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