The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
3 November 2012 1482 comments
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Twenty-four hours ago, today’s stroll looked to be routine: another dawdle down familiar paths accompanied by the press boys’ friendly banter. Yesterday’s news from Stamford Bridge changed all that.

In just a few weeks, Juan Mata has gone from cutting the figure of a failing, peripheral fantasy asset, to one that could suddenly shape our seasons. The news of twanged hamstrings, making him a major doubt for today’s trip to Swansea sent shockwaves, with those who have leapt upon his rapidly rising stock suffering an unforeseen kick in the breadbasket.

Over 100,000 Fantasy Premier League managers acquired the Spaniard in the last seven days – another 20,000 swiftly ejected him once Roberto Di Matteo had brought us the news. Evidence again, of just how early transfers can sting when events conspire against us; the urge to catch Mata’s continued rise in value looks to have come at a price.

There’s little comfort to be had amongst this morning’s press. Only the Guardian give Mata a sniff of making the Chelsea cut, with the other sources handing starts to Victor Moses or Oriol Romeu in Di Matteo’s Liberty lineup.

The aching pain of Mata’s likely absence may well be palpable now but, without him, there’s little guarantee that Chelsea will find the legs or fluidity to break down a confident Swansea side. Eden Hazard has the opportunity to underline his importance to the Blues and restore his superiority over Mata as a Fantasy asset but it’s a hefty task. The Belgian’s failing would certainly hand the Spaniard’s owners a sugary compliment to Friday’s bitter pill.

Elsewhere, our attentions are drawn to Old Trafford where Robin Van Persie faces his former employees and a likely torrent of dissent from the traveling Arsenal faithful. There could be similar barracking aimed in his direction across the lounges of Fantasy managers: those without the Dutchman will be desperately hoping that Wayne Rooney will crash the party and rob Van Persie of further returns that would see him go on confirming himself as the most wanted FPL asset. It’s an intriguing start to the day and one that could, almost immediately decide the prosperity of our Gameweek.

Mercifully, there is little conjecture amongst the morning teamsheets in the press. Once again the City lineup splits most, with the majority going with a Carlos Tevez/ Sergio Aguero partnership at Upton Park. The Sun have opted for Tevez with Edin Dzeko, with no start for Aguero; it’s the reverse in the Telegraph with Tevez dropping out. Newcastle’s Demba Ba appears in all the predicted lineups bar the Sun, while Carlos Cuellar looks nailed on according the press, despite unsettling talk of a hamstring problem. Romelu Lukaku, tipped for a start over Shane Long in both the Sun and the Times, could yet be an unlikely source of points in Monday’s floodlit clash.

That seems a world away with under an hour to go before we commit our squads. Right now, there will doubtless be plenty of Fantasy managers hoping for little more than damage limitation in the next 48-hours. The scenario of going into the Gameweek with a redundant Mata and without Van Persie in attack is unsettling and clearly hands those better placed the opportunity to earn a dramatic points swing.

There will be plenty viewing today’s events from behind the sofa, cowering like some seventies tot, scared witless by the Cybermen. They will hope that the events of this weekend pass without the spectacular, or least that it arrives from unlikely sources and not from the gilded talents of Hazard and Van Persie.

It’s strange how one fateful twist of tired sinew can strike fear and have us yearning for the ordinary and uneventful. It’s one of the darker sides of this game we love.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Locarno
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    RVP red card. It's all I want for Christmas.

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    1. Theseus
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      -1

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    2. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      +2 Light years

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    3. Pat Mustard
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Get out.

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    4. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      In the nicest way possible, feck off 😀

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    5. Jinswick
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      For a 1-0 Arsenal win (Wilshere), you have a deal.

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      1. Locarno
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Got a tenner on Wilshere to score any time at 12/1, so you've got a deal.

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        1. Jinswick
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Haha, really? I've gone for 1-0 Arsenal (Wilshere) at 225/1. Let's call a long shot a long shot.

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    6. Nopli
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      + 3

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    7. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      You don't have RVP yet? There's taking your eye off the ball and there's just plain neglect. Sort it out. Your weekends will thank you.

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    8. Bun Rab
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Only if it's celebrating his hat-trick..

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  2. hazza
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    tevez do me proud son

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  3. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    RVP 🙁

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    1. Tin of Directors
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Why 🙁 ?????

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      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Not seen on coach 🙁 I think they left him at the hotel by accident

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        1. Nopli
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          HomeAlone 6 😉

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          1. Tin of Directors
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 1 month ago

            LOL

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          2. megatronaldinho
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 1 month ago

            if bemba da has a home i hope it gets burnt down. by arson wenger i guess. he wud have cause

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            1. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 1 month ago

              Well Wenger does love ARS-sen... See what I did there! 😉

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          3. Sweatygoals
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 1 month ago

            HotelAlone*

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        2. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Don't be a div.

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        3. little_wizard123
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Van Persie not on the team bus as he does not agree with the direction it is going in

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  4. chocolove
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    good luck all!

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  5. Tin of Directors
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Rival made a last minute transfer.
    I'd bet £50 he's sh*t himself and brought in Bale to cover me having him.

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    1. Theseus
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      loll

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  6. The One That Got Away
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Class, Pass ur sheets now !

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  7. Jebiga
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Good luck for everyone, let it be big scoring GW !
    Cheers all

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  8. Jax
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    2 free transfers this week! 😉

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    1. Whirl
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Same here. Surprising as I had talked myself into an 8 point hit up to an hour ago.

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      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        🙂

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  9. Bambi
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Predict my points:

    Bego
    Cuellar Baines Nelson
    Bale Sterling Pienaar Nolan
    Rvp (C) berba aguero

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    1. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      3
      6 4 2
      7 2 2 7
      4 6 1

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    2. DoobNoob
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      53

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    3. Nopli
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      3
      2 10 6
      7 7 2 2
      -4 6 1

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    4. 1LHerne
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      60+

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  10. MICHELIN
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    8 out of 11 playing away this GW. That is a lot, isn't it?

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    1. Theseus
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      yep

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    2. DoobNoob
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      No that's really bad...

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    3. jonny danger
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Well more than 7 so yes

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      1. MCH
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        But less than 9 so could be worse.

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        1. MICHELIN
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Cheers 🙂

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    4. little_wizard123
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      I have 8 home!

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      1. MICHELIN
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Shut up 😉

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  11. 1LHerne
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    I'm looking at my team with the C being under Taarabt. Let's see...

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  12. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Good luck all! RVP and Velencia with all the goals. 🙂

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  13. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Locked in Bale(C), stuck to my guns.

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    1. THE SQUARE ONE
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Good luck with that 😉

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      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Don't need luck, Bale will destroy Wigan.

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        1. Jebiga
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          hehhehehehehehehhe 😉

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        2. theBoose
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          +126

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    2. Jebiga
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Good luck Giggs Boson, i just followed my gut and decided Bale for captain

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      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Yep, it was a gut feeling. The united match will be tense though, i want Rooney to score the goals.

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    3. @theTinkermen
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      went with bale as well. that was the plan all week. slightly tempted to do rpv with 5 mins to go bit stuck with my instinct. Bale ftw

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    4. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      +1 Come on daddy cool!

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  14. THE SQUARE ONE
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Changed my (C) from Bale To RVP at the last minute. Team RVP go!

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    1. Tin of Directors
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      I did the same.
      Arsenal are a bit of a shambles and Wigan are fairly tidy.
      This means Spurs will replicate their 8-1 win over Wigan 3 or 4 years ago.

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      1. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Keep telling yourself that. 😉

        Bale will get RSI today from having to perform the heart gesture soo many times!

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  15. Tin of Directors
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    2 successive 4 pt hits.
    Not happy.

    I will go to 4pt hit detox next week and punish myself now by paper cutting myself between my toes.

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  16. Acquafresca
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Team sheets out??

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  17. Mindless Freak
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Missed deadline, defoe captain it is, remember them 5 goals? Or am i just trying to console myself 😛

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    1. Hank da Silva
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Nah. It's a legit pick.

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    2. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      That may be a blessing in disguise, I can see Defoe going mental.

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  18. megatronaldinho
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    oops. forgot to make my team. anywhoo c'mon captain tevez and maloney playin over peanut. shud work out

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  19. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    I am going to predict a disappointing 40 point week for me.

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    1. MCH
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      I like your optimism!

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      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        That is optimistic it may be 35

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  20. Yossi
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Been some superb matches lately, absolutely loving the quality of games this season... Here's hoping for another great weekend, looks like there should be some great stuff.... Best of luck all!

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    1. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Great matches = Bollocks defending

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  21. Optimus.
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    fail on my behalf

    great time to play wilson with rvp(c) 1st sub 😕

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  22. Bun Rab
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Ian Holloway confirmed as new Crystal Palace manager.

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    1. Tin of Directors
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Interesting.

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  23. Chu Young Ping Pong
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Anyone bought Football Manager 13 yet?

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    1. Reckoner.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Downloading now

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    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      playing now, just downloading the face packs and kits

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    3. rabsi1
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      It's brilliant. Been playing since the beta came out

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  24. Granville
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    My trannies were

    Gervinho->Valencia
    Kolarov->Bardsley

    Worried about this early kick off. Never mind my allegiance, so much staked on it with RVP(c)

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    1. isacki: full casual
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Snap.

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    2. Tin of Directors
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Seems strange to see the word trannie and Torres' name not included.

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        1. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Brilliant... 😆

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    3. SirStevieG
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Gervinho looks like a tranny 😆

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    4. floydy_floyd
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Got Valencia as well lad

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  25. MountainBeach
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    hope mancini starts aguero..

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  26. isacki: full casual
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Did Richards > Bardsley to play

    Begovic
    Baines Cuellar Bardsley
    Bale Pienaar Sterling Cazorla Mata
    RVP (C) Berbatov

    Subs: Foster, Lambert Boyce Demel

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  27. Jax
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    man u 1 arse 1
    fulham 2 everton 1
    norwich 0 stoke 2
    sunderland 3 villa 1
    swansea 0 chelsea 2
    tottenham 3 wigan 1
    west ham 0 man city 1
    qpr 1 reading 0
    pool 2 toon 1
    west brom 1 saints 1

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  28. jonny danger
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    RVP predictions? Me 2 goals and 1 assist. 13 pts + bonus

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    1. Jinswick
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      1 point - booked

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  29. Demí
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Excellent wumming from Linekar this morning.

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      +1

      Nothing like a bit of pre deadline panic to wake you up

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    2. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Ronh is Lineker.
      Lineker is Ronh.

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  30. Stupendous
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Right!!!! Let the transfer dealing and team meddling commence.............

    RVP I have missed you.

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